General Reports

[PelicanT99]

Saxbeat still reads this forum regularly. Sadly, he hasn't been to a club in a long time. I think Louis has retired from the hobby or moved. Erip was around for a while. I've tried to get ZBone to join this forum, but he is also out of the game. I miss the old gang. I wonder if the Admin would let us have a Zbone alumni forum, if we promised to share real information and not just gab like a bunch of old hens about the good old days.

So, to share some real information, if you guys want to experience a mongers' paradise, check out the Orlando, Florida boards\. They are super-active, because the AMPs there are a-ma-zing. It's almost worth making a trip there when airfares are low, and making a vacation of it.

Thanks for the update, that website provided some good entertainment, RIP.

Aren't Orlando AMPs where Robert Kraft got busted? LOL they must be fun if the billionaires are patronizing them at risk of getting busted!!

Local AMP action going strong in South Bay, read its forum for info. Prices up slightly from 2020 but not crazy higher, and recessionary pressures are starting to push them down if you're willing to bargain. Be safe.

[GeezerX]

Saxbeat still reads this forum regularly. Sadly, he hasn't been to a club in a long time. I think Louis has retired from the hobby or moved. Erip was around for a while. I've tried to get ZBone to join this forum, but he is also out of the game. I miss the old gang. I wonder if the Admin would let us have a Zbone alumni forum, if we promised to share real information and not just gab like a bunch of old hens about the good old days.

So, to share some real information, if you guys want to experience a mongers' paradise, check out the Orlando, Florida boards\. They are super-active, because the AMPs there are a-ma-zing. It's almost worth making a trip there when airfares are low, and making a vacation of it.

I remember the Vu, and Alexia the Franchise, and Cerahas the funniest fish counter worker to ever grace a monger website.

I smell "stolen valor" here LOL. But bringing back memories earns a pass. Where are Saxbeat & Louis these days, still competing for most strip club visits in a year? Haha.

[SexyBeast14]

Hi all,

I contacted a few bedpage ads that when asked to send addresses they send you home addresses (mostly) Asian girls ads. Are these places legit and if so how are the girls?

[SfoDavid67]

How often have you guys run into a situation where a provider that you have seen, give up their personal information. I have seen a few that have given up their real names, personal cell (not their "working cell or number" facebook etc. Some also use their own personal cell, that is registered to their real name. I try to remain as anonymous as I can, but heck it is tempting to see why they are giving up personal info so soon.

[PelicanT99]

…I fucken run a fish counter at vons on centinela….

I remember the Vu, and Alexia the Franchise, and Cerahas the funniest fish counter worker to ever grace a monger website.

I smell "stolen valor" here LOL. But bringing back memories earns a pass. Where are Saxbeat & Louis these days, still competing for most strip club visits in a year? Haha.

[AppleSauce87]

Anyone know of hotels where attractive ladies just hangout near the bar or lobby? Don't care if they are escort or just vanilla girls, I'm just curious of the locations.

[PriscillaM]

Ttps: urlreplacement0}.

This is a great story about some shithole called Claremont and a sting there. The best part is that some pseudo pimp went up to the decoys and this is what this fucken genius did:

He allegedly told the undercover officers that he "would teach them to make real money."

The officers ignored him and walked away, but fucko began chasing the officers in his vehicle, becoming aggressive, police said.

At one point, fucko drove his vehicle into oncoming traffic while shouting at the officers. As he drove into a nearby parking lot, additional undercover officers took him into custody.

Fucko was arrested for "pimping," possessing a concealed dirk / dagger, and driving on the wrong side of a roadway. He posted bond and was released from custody with a pending court appearance on Nov. 21.

Almost all the shmucks they arrested were from shithole places.

[DanSommerKamp]

Where's her ad? Looks if her Twitter account she hasn't been on in a while. Her HX hasn't been update in a while as well.

Her Twitter account has been hacked / taken over by someone else.

No updates to Hx.

Lots of fake ads, putting her in LV, Montana, Dallas, etc and crappy reviews of "different girls."

Looks like she left the industry, and from what I hear, left the hobby.

[PlayerN818]

Not really sure where to post this question but I figured this is as good as any where else.

For those with an SO what do you do when she wants to check your phone? Where or how do you hide your porn or search history or even potential messages from other women? Any advice or tips would be greatly appreciated as my current gf seems to want to check my phone. I feel it's coming soon.

For any sketchy web search I always use the incognito mode. I have a Google "retail burner" number (# I give to salesmen or any other entity I don't want to talk to), and I use that for mongering and clear the history OFTEN. There are many ways to hide a locked folder somewhere on your phone for various notes, #'s, souvenir pics, whatever. Don't use ANY social media in this hobby- she'll find you out.

[FarFarAway]

Not really sure where to post this question but I figured this is as good as any where else.

For those with an SO what do you do when she wants to check your phone? Where or how do you hide your porn or search history or even potential messages from other women? Any advice or tips would be greatly appreciated as my current gf seems to want to check my phone. I feel it's coming soon.

You may already be hosed. I recommend always being in a disposition that you can hand your tablet, phone, or laptop to her and let her browse to her heart's content. That is why I have a burner phone. I never have it at home, unless it is off and buried deep deep in my golf bag, in the trunk of my car. I always use secure browsers and never save anything (at home). I do have a jump drive I keep stuff on at work, and you can also make cloud storage. I have a secret email that isn't tied to my real life in any way. You should use Google Voice or another texting app on your burner. You can text from your laptop w / GV.

[PriscillaM]

The Thursday $100 half hour VIP specials at the VU back then were legendary.

Her name was not Alecia it was the franchise.

[TheHuntsman]

Not really sure where to post this question but I figured this is as good as any where else.

For those with an SO what do you do when she wants to check your phone? Where or how do you hide your porn or search history or even potential messages from other women? Any advice or tips would be greatly appreciated as my current gf seems to want to check my phone. I feel it's coming soon.

[MrHappyKat]

I do not know if I could go to a dodger game and tell my friends, yeah, I clean up after guys who jerk off. I mean, what I do is bad enough. I fucken run a fish counter at vons on centinela.

As for the vu, if you were there in the halcyon days from like 1999-2004, those bed dances were the best thing since the internet.

The Thursday $100 half hour VIP specials at the VU back then were legendary.

[MrBiggg]

https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/680689/

Love is in the air. Positive vibrations shall spread like a ripple through time and space to tidal wave nefarious deeds of non sentient beings.

I took a challenge upon myself to see what was more rewarding, and across the effervescent lagoon I pontooned and this is what I came across.

Love is in the air. Payment is so rare. Back in the day we would play and say.

Who pays for friends?

Anyways, I tried the love machine thing.

Love is the answer. Love.

Love.!

Do you have to pay for Humaniplex.

[Max #01]

That's what I use.

I use Proton Mail as well. I also notice that a lot of ladies use it as well. I think this, among other things, gives you a bit more credibility with her because she knows you're as cautious as she is.