Massage Parlor Reports

**ArtistOfWar1** · 12-22-22 10:38

Originally Posted by SlimShady96 [View Original Post]

Call me crazy but for the life of me I can't begin to kiss anyone that just poked my a hole with their tongue. Then I have these other thoughts in my head of a hand full of you guys not only getting your hole kissed but filling her mouth with men from the sea before I arrive. Listerine or a gallon of rubbing alcohol gargled still doesn't clear my mind. Dining at the why doesn't interest me either, I'm the one paying. It's not like a ribbed condom "for her pleasure", call me selfish but this is all about me and my pleasure (my tokens, traded). LOL.

I just tell them "no kiss" never had an issue. Some girls teased me about it. Others joked how nasty you SOBs can be LOL.

**AznWenis** · 12-22-22 10:33

Originally Posted by SlimShady96 [View Original Post]

Call me crazy but for the life of me I can't begin to kiss anyone that just poked my a hole with their tongue. Then I have these other thoughts in my head of a hand full of you guys not only getting your hole kissed but filling her mouth with men from the sea before I arrive. Listerine or a gallon of rubbing alcohol gargled still doesn't clear my mind. Dining at the why doesn't interest me either, I'm the one paying. It's not like a ribbed condom "for her pleasure", call me selfish but this is all about me and my pleasure (my tokens, traded). LOL.

IMHO the girls here usually fresher than the girls I see in south florida from the agencies. Usually squeaky clean and rarely any odors. A wise saying I go by is " if it looks good eat it. ".

**Nudeed** · 12-22-22 09:52

Originally Posted by OlderThanRocks [View Original Post]

I posted last week about trying it and being utterly disappointed. Maybe I just hit the wrong week with the wrong rotation of talent. But it was one of the few times that I was actually trying to hurry up and get out before my time was officially up.

I have validated from your instructions that I was at the right place. Mobil gas station on the corner and a big pool hall in the same shopping center.

Sorry to hear that your experience wasn't up to previous reviews. But as we all say may be a YMMV thing. I've always had a very good time there. But I would agree the set up seems a little old for a new location.

**Jeff1976** · 12-22-22 08:50

Originally Posted by SlimShady96 [View Original Post]

Call me crazy but for the life of me I can't begin to kiss anyone that just poked my a hole with their tongue. Then I have these other thoughts in my head of a hand full of you guys not only getting your hole kissed but filling her mouth with men from the sea before I arrive. Listerine or a gallon of rubbing alcohol gargled still doesn't clear my mind. Dining at the why doesn't interest me either, I'm the one paying. It's not like a ribbed condom "for her pleasure", call me selfish but this is all about me and my pleasure (my tokens, traded). LOL.

If you are playing around in this hobby. You just have to understand that these girls aren't pure as the driven snow. If you want an untouched virgin, it's the wrong sport for you. Even the "new girl" has been cycled through China or Korea, then Japan, then the west coast spas, and then turfed to Orlando or PHL, or some other eastern seaboard city. You just need to clear your mind of irrelevant stuff, like the 3 miles of D that they have sucked, or the mile of bunghole that tongue has explored. I agree that it's all about the customer, but it's better for us, if we don't focus on the history, and just focus on what matters in that moment. Let yourself go, and enjoy your 45 minutes of time, as best you can. None of that purity stuff matters, in the end. Clear your mind of that useless stuff, and fantasize about a hot, horny, willing Asian girl that you just met and somehow jumped into bed with. You will be happier in the end, and that is what truly matters.

**OlderThanRocks** · 12-21-22 23:06

I posted last week about trying it and being utterly disappointed. Maybe I just hit the wrong week with the wrong rotation of talent. But it was one of the few times that I was actually trying to hurry up and get out before my time was officially up.

I have validated from your instructions that I was at the right place. Mobil gas station on the corner and a big pool hall in the same shopping center.

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

As noted a few posts below by Nudeed, yes, you were at the WRONG Cherry Blossom. For complete information on finding the RIGHT Cherry Blossom, read the post at the link below:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...on#post6193725

A couple of clarifying points to that post referenced above:

1. Note that the Cherry Blossom storefront is actually FACING Hiawassee Road in a part of Oakhill Village Plaza that kinda wraps around the very far west end.

2. Mamasan/Sugar actually quoted me 45 minutes for 200 TOTAL donation, and most guys are seeing the same, although I recall at least 2 guys reporting being told they would only get 30 minutes for that rate.

In any case, and regardless of any recent less that satisfying reports, I heartily recommend you try the RIGHT Cherry Blossom and judge for yourself.

**OldFat** · 12-21-22 22:39

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

MM Summer.

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. Let me start by saying that this girl is gorgeous! Beautiful face with an all natural body. She speaks no English but she definitely makes up for it in performance. From the TS back to the room this girl was on point and even with the language barrier she can for sure communicate one thing, that is she loves doing what she does. She really loves having that pretty little pussy of hers eaten. She came twice during DATY and afterwards she couldn't get that cover on fast enough. We fucked like a couple of rabbits in several positions until she came again and I filled the hat. I was weak in the knees for a good while afterwards but all in a good way. Good times had once again at MM.

Actually, they aren't the same. I tell people they fake cum. Not that I "made" them.

**Bearing100** · 12-21-22 21:48

Originally Posted by ThatBroThere [View Original Post]

Hey man. Did you mean to say you like her size because she reminds you of little girls? That's twisted dude. WTF.

Don't think this a real review anyway. Guy wrote same review for same girl out in Washington & him & the other guy reviewing same place are not even from the area.

Marketing ploy.

**Dr Willy** · 12-21-22 20:43

Originally Posted by Batman6969 [View Original Post]

Why don't you try being original for once. See my original post below. Look familiar dickhead?

MM Summer.

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. (…)

HA! Good catch there Caped Crusader! Seems like a very lame/weak attempt to establish "contribution" with his very first post before the guy IMMEDIATELY asked a question seeking information "hand outs". Any credit for at least knowing that a FIRST post blatantly asking for help is frowned upon is completely burned off by being too lazy not to at least create an original story. Outright and blatant plagiarism is even worse behavior than just being ignorant of common board etiquette.

**JackOutlaw** · 12-21-22 20:31

Originally Posted by SlimShady96 [View Original Post]

Call me crazy but for the life of me I can't begin to kiss anyone that just poked my a hole with their tongue. Then I have these other thoughts in my head of a hand full of you guys not only getting your hole kissed but filling her mouth with men from the sea before I arrive. Listerine or a gallon of rubbing alcohol gargled still doesn't clear my mind. Dining at the why doesn't interest me either, I'm the one paying. It's not like a ribbed condom "for her pleasure", call me selfish but this is all about me and my pleasure (my tokens, traded). LOL.

My first visit to an AMP, I was brave and did DATY and DFK with one of the girls. Never again. The GFE is cool and all but they go through too much traffic daily. My last visit to CB she wanted to do 69 and DFK but I was like nnnnope.

**Batman6969** · 12-21-22 20:25

Originally Posted by OldFat [View Original Post]

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. From the TS back to the room this girl was on point and even with the language barrier she can for sure communicate. She faked cumming twice during DATY and afterwards she couldn't get that cover on fast enough. We fucked like a couple of rabbits in several positions until she faked came again and I filled the hat. I was weak in the knees for a good while afterwards.

Why don't you try being original for once. See my original post below. Look familiar dickhead?

MM Summer.

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. Let me start by saying that this girl is gorgeous! Beautiful face with an all natural body. She speaks no English but she definitely makes up for it in performance. From the TS back to the room this girl was on point and even with the language barrier she can for sure communicate one thing, that is she loves doing what she does. She really loves having that pretty little pussy of hers eaten. She came twice during DATY and afterwards she couldn't get that cover on fast enough. We fucked like a couple of rabbits in several positions until she came again and I filled the hat. I was weak in the knees for a good while afterwards but all in a good way. Good times had once again at MM.

**OldFat** · 12-21-22 18:03

Any place where the girls don't act over the top with all the fake moaning and fake orgasms?

**OldFat** · 12-21-22 17:59

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. From the TS back to the room this girl was on point and even with the language barrier she can for sure communicate. She faked cumming twice during DATY and afterwards she couldn't get that cover on fast enough. We fucked like a couple of rabbits in several positions until she faked came again and I filled the hat. I was weak in the knees for a good while afterwards.

**Nudeed** · 12-21-22 16:22

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

As noted a few posts below by Nudeed, yes, you were at the WRONG Cherry Blossom. For complete information on finding the RIGHT Cherry Blossom, read the post at the link below:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...on#post6193725

A couple of clarifying points to that post referenced above:

1. Note that the Cherry Blossom storefront is actually FACING Hiawassee Road in a part of Oakhill Village Plaza that kinda wraps around the very far west end.

2. Mamasan/Sugar actually quoted me 45 minutes for 200 TOTAL donation, and most guys are seeing the same, although I recall at least 2 guys reporting being told they would only get 30 minutes for that rate.

In any case, and regardless of any recent less that satisfying reports, I heartily recommend you try the RIGHT Cherry Blossom and judge for yourself.

To further expand on Dr Willy when using Google to find a location of a Spa include the City that it is in. If not you will have similar confusion on Magic Massage. (Orlando or Altamonte Springs) Information can generally be found via the search tab on the top right of the page. Happy Holiday Mongering.

**SahanXiii** · 12-21-22 15:50

I've been hearing great reviews about Kiki in this forum and Chicago, where I originally live. I'm curious if its the same girl? The Chicago forum said that Kiki was back in town on Dec, which is exactly when people at this forum said she's going to be on vacation. A fellow monger here said she's going to be back in Orlando on January, and it was her last day a couple days ago in Chicago. Does anyone know if this is the same girl?