Massage Parlor Reports

[Ol Muff Diver]

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

Though your non sequiturious reasoning doesn't pertain to the occasional outlying, mysterious terminology.

[Member #6999]

Why just this page? How about the site admin creates a whole page dedicated to abbreviations and put the link on the site homepage?! If only!

Have you guys gone down that whole list without laughing, or saying WTF?

[Bigtlvr]

How about the Abbreviations button at the top of the page.

Why just this page? How about the site admin creates a whole page dedicated to abbreviations and put the link on the site homepage?! If only!

[DjangosTigerr]

Did she provide CFS?

There are better out there. Just sayin'.

[TmExpress20]

Same here if anyone finds out where she lands, please let me know.

[The Fonz]

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

I have often wondered how many postings are phoney, half truths, or just plain old TGTBT? Just like the provider who has the super hot pictures and when you meet her it's some old worn out lady.

[CorvetteShark]

I will be visiting in January and looking for CFS recommendations within about a 15-20 radius of the airport. Thanks.

[CorvetteShark]

So I had time to kill this week. Went to the place on Delmaria Way. Got Luna (not Lena who is shorter and thicker). Younger pretty girl around 5 ft 7. Medium to slightly thin build. She wore a mask which seems to be their new normal. Got an hour. She asked if I wanted medium or strong. Went strong. The massage was really good. She obviously knows what she is doing. My back had been bothering me so this helped alot. They don't strip all the way which is a negative but it seems they do that in case they have a walk in customer and they have to go out front.

She seemed a little timid but was willing to give me what I wanted on the flip. All covered. Nothing to write home about on the flip but I would go back just for the massage.

Did she provide CFS?

[LonggMan]

I just found out that Liz had left her latest stop. Can someone please pass along where she lands?

Thanks!

Gman.

[MarkAmp]

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

How about the Abbreviations button at the top of the page.

[Bigtlvr]

So not knowing the usasg's lingo is ok, though I must tell you that the juxtapositioning of rocket science & brain surgery was an intentional grin.

So by now I'm sure that you've caught on to the abbreviations.

Lastly, if you read an ad by a girl offering JP, jump on it for a great ride!

JP= juxtapositioning.

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

[HereAndThere]

Went to Sun's today and drew Mindy. Wow! This was one of the better AMP experiences that I've had in a long time, and I frequent Orlando. She's about 5'5" with a petite build and very nicely done bolt on C's. They almost look and feel real. She's Korean and said she's 26. Probably more like early 30's. TS was quick and uneventful. Back in the room she gave a really good massage. On the flip I did some DATY on her and she tasted great! Her box was perfectly smooth. She either waxes or had shaved right before she walked in. Next she gave a great CBJ and then we did standing mosh while she rubbed her clit. After my nut, she cleaned me up with a hot towel and then gave me another massage. Hot girl, great massage, great service. Would repeat for sure. She goes back to San Fran after the 1st of the year.

HAT.

[GoodOne6969]

Serious question. Been out of the hobby for a while. Can you guys clue me in as to what the current HS fees run and what the normal upcharge is for HE? I'm willing to go with the flow. If that's where the bar is. But don't want to overpay for just HE. Thanks in advance.

If you're just wanting a decent massage and standard finish you'll pay about $20. Usually 60 for house, one hour and 60 for HE tip. That's my experience in the last 8 months or so at non-FS AMPs. But, YMMV.

[DoctorDealGood]

Serious question. Been out of the hobby for a while. Can you guys clue me in as to what the current HS fees run and what the normal upcharge is for HE? I'm willing to go with the flow. If that's where the bar is. But don't want to overpay for just HE. Thanks in advance.

[XDM40]

ISO the Asian chick that had highlights or dyed hair, tall, killer body. She worked in Shepherdsville back in the summer. Went by Ivy I think. Saw her at stress away in November. Went by Gigi.

Thanks in advance!