Massage Parlor Reports

**The Fonz** · 12-21-22 16:24

Originally Posted by Bigtlvr [View Original Post]

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

I have often wondered how many postings are phoney, half truths, or just plain old TGTBT? Just like the provider who has the super hot pictures and when you meet her it's some old worn out lady.

**CorvetteShark** · 12-21-22 14:09

I will be visiting in January and looking for CFS recommendations within about a 15-20 radius of the airport. Thanks.

**CorvetteShark** · 12-21-22 14:08

Originally Posted by DjangosTigerr [View Original Post]

So I had time to kill this week. Went to the place on Delmaria Way. Got Luna (not Lena who is shorter and thicker). Younger pretty girl around 5 ft 7. Medium to slightly thin build. She wore a mask which seems to be their new normal. Got an hour. She asked if I wanted medium or strong. Went strong. The massage was really good. She obviously knows what she is doing. My back had been bothering me so this helped alot. They don't strip all the way which is a negative but it seems they do that in case they have a walk in customer and they have to go out front.

She seemed a little timid but was willing to give me what I wanted on the flip. All covered. Nothing to write home about on the flip but I would go back just for the massage.

Did she provide CFS?

**LonggMan** · 12-21-22 13:57

I just found out that Liz had left her latest stop. Can someone please pass along where she lands?

Thanks!

Gman.

**MarkAmp** · 12-21-22 12:26

Originally Posted by Bigtlvr [View Original Post]

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

How about the Abbreviations button at the top of the page.

**Bigtlvr** · 12-21-22 10:12

Originally Posted by OlMuffDiver [View Original Post]

So not knowing the usasg's lingo is ok, though I must tell you that the juxtapositioning of rocket science & brain surgery was an intentional grin.

So by now I'm sure that you've caught on to the abbreviations.

Lastly, if you read an ad by a girl offering JP, jump on it for a great ride!

JP= juxtapositioning.

If you would invest even a minimal amount of time reading old posts, you'd be able to figure out 99.9% of the lingo and have most of not all your questions answered. I travel a bunch and by spending 10-15 minutes reading the boards of other cities I'm able to figure out everything- which girls / places are good, where those places are, etc. This board is like an open book test, all the answers are here, you just have to spend time looking. If you invest the time reading this board, All your answers will be provided.

**HereAndThere** · 12-21-22 02:20

Went to Sun's today and drew Mindy. Wow! This was one of the better AMP experiences that I've had in a long time, and I frequent Orlando. She's about 5'5" with a petite build and very nicely done bolt on C's. They almost look and feel real. She's Korean and said she's 26. Probably more like early 30's. TS was quick and uneventful. Back in the room she gave a really good massage. On the flip I did some DATY on her and she tasted great! Her box was perfectly smooth. She either waxes or had shaved right before she walked in. Next she gave a great CBJ and then we did standing mosh while she rubbed her clit. After my nut, she cleaned me up with a hot towel and then gave me another massage. Hot girl, great massage, great service. Would repeat for sure. She goes back to San Fran after the 1st of the year.

HAT.

**GoodOne6969** · 12-20-22 23:12

Originally Posted by DoctorDealGood [View Original Post]

Serious question. Been out of the hobby for a while. Can you guys clue me in as to what the current HS fees run and what the normal upcharge is for HE? I'm willing to go with the flow. If that's where the bar is. But don't want to overpay for just HE. Thanks in advance.

If you're just wanting a decent massage and standard finish you'll pay about $20. Usually 60 for house, one hour and 60 for HE tip. That's my experience in the last 8 months or so at non-FS AMPs. But, YMMV.

**DoctorDealGood** · 12-20-22 13:46

Serious question. Been out of the hobby for a while. Can you guys clue me in as to what the current HS fees run and what the normal upcharge is for HE? I'm willing to go with the flow. If that's where the bar is. But don't want to overpay for just HE. Thanks in advance.

**XDM40** · 12-20-22 08:45

ISO the Asian chick that had highlights or dyed hair, tall, killer body. She worked in Shepherdsville back in the summer. Went by Ivy I think. Saw her at stress away in November. Went by Gigi.

Thanks in advance!

**Ol Muff Diver** · 12-20-22 08:03

Originally Posted by Bigtlvr [View Original Post]

It's rocket "science" and "brain" surgery. You've answered your own questions and again.

So not knowing the usasg's lingo is ok, though I must tell you that the juxtapositioning of rocket science & brain surgery was an intentional grin.

So by now I'm sure that you've caught on to the abbreviations.

Lastly, if you read an ad by a girl offering JP, jump on it for a great ride!

JP= juxtapositioning.

**Jl0630** · 12-20-22 02:06

Made a stop at stress away in the last week and wasn't disappointed at all. Was greeted at the door by Kelly who accompanied me to the room. She asked if I wanted a TS and I said yes even though I had just showered prior to coming. Seems like it gives them reassurance that you are clean so something I typically do if offered.

Asked how long I wanted and I went with 30 min so she collected the house fee and took it out and came back. She proceeded to run my back while making small talk and then on the flip asked what I wanted. Meanwhile I had already put my money out but she hasn't seen it I guess. Opted for FS and she was happy to oblige. She started out by licking the boys and then worked her way up towards the tip. She came as close to BBBJ as I have ever gotten and basically licked it all over without a cover. Then she went to put one on and I asked her if she would do it without. She paused for a few seconds and then said maybe if she gets to know me better. I legitimately think she would after a few regular visits. OR perhaps an offer of more tip. Not sure. But I'm certain she was actually considering it.

Then on to the main event and she laid down while I plowed away. She got into it or at least faked it enough to add to the experience.

She's probably 30's, nice fit body with big fake titties. Let me suck on them a bit more than most I would say. Pretty enough face but weird teeth. Just saying. Body was well worth it.

She said she was going home for NYE and wasn't sure if she was coming back. Said she would if business picked up and made it worth her while. So why'all have a short time here if you want to try and get what I didn't which I do think is doable.

**GoodOne6969** · 12-19-22 22:40

Originally Posted by Jc4024 [View Original Post]

On the flip side, Sun Spa is *not* open either Christmas day or New Years day.

I know Sun will close early Christmas eve and New Years eve. Time TBD. However, from what I know I'd say get your visit in by 6 pm both days to be safe. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

**Jc4024** · 12-19-22 21:43

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

For those that don't already know this. Island and 10th street are both open Christmas and New Year's Day. Mainly for the guys traveling through or staying at aunt Martha's and looking for a andeded relief while running to the store for some hangover cure. Happy holidays fellas.

On the flip side, Sun Spa is *not* open either Christmas day or New Years day.

**Member #6999** · 12-19-22 18:10

For those that don't already know this. Island and 10th street are both open Christmas and New Year's Day. Mainly for the guys traveling through or staying at aunt Martha's and looking for a andéeded relief while running to the store for some hangover cure. Happy holidays fellas.