Massage Parlor Reports

**ThatBroThere** · 12-19-22 12:49

100% the worst experience I've ever had in getting a massage / mongering.

Relatively attractive Asian woman greeted me. Told me I could have half an hour. I wanted an hour, but okay. She's a little bit of a **** about the whole thing. Starts a very very weak massage, to which I ask if she can go a little harder. Tells me it's already hard. This is when I knew she wasn't going to be a good time. 20 minutes of this trash, essentially her just using one hand. On the flip she offers me extras, to which I say fine. Tells me HE is 80. LOL yeah right. I tell her no and just finish the massage. I close my eyes and try to relax but this woman is just so bad at massaging that I have to look at what she's doing. She's on her phone while just rubbing my leg with one hand. I tell her I'm done and I get up to leave. This ***** has the nerve to ask for a tip, I of course gave her nothing. Told me not to come back.

Maybe I caught her fighting with her boyfriend, I don't know. But it was the worst experience I've had.

**Bearing100** · 12-19-22 12:00

Originally Posted by JackOutlaw [View Original Post]

Cherry Blossom seems to have hit a wall by the looks of recent reviews. I was going to pay another visit today and possibly see Ruby if she's still there. But still, it sounds like CB's quality has dipped after such a strong start.

Seems like they rotate out some of the good ones out a little too quickly.

**Retro21** · 12-19-22 10:29

Originally Posted by Kratos99 [View Original Post]

Anylabtestnow (dot) com is the best place to get tested. No doctor, No insurance so it won't be put in your medical record, you can use a fake name but need a real address and your email address, and the results get email to your portal account. You simply go to one of their labs, tell them you want a std panel, and they draw your blood. They test for HIV, herpes 1&2, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc.. Results come in 3-5 days. Had a scare but tested negative so thought I share.

Had a bit of a scare myself as well at milk with a provider that has left the rotation. You can also go to your local health department and they will also test at low price. Not sure if its the same for every county but they ask you how much you make, just lowball it or say you're homeless and you will probably get free or really low price testing. I know locally they do lots of testing for the homeless so you can maybe get away with a fake name and no ID using that excuse. They set you up with a portal link as well to check your results. A good bonus is that they offer treatment immediately if you think you have Chlamydia / Gono. I myself received a shot and prescription for some pills for 7 days and they told me I will be cleared in a week. Got my results in about 4-5 days (all negative thankfully).

Stay safe, guys!

**JackOutlaw** · 12-19-22 09:39

Cherry Blossom seems to have hit a wall by the looks of recent reviews. I was going to pay another visit today and possibly see Ruby if she's still there. But still, it sounds like CB's quality has dipped after such a strong start.

**Gruglok** · 12-19-22 06:01

First stop was LA LA Massage, attractive and thin Asian woman was in charge that day. Nice tight spandex pants with a slim body, but this location doesn't offer a table shower which is an absolute no to me personally. I need to clean up before heading home.

Next stop was Green Tea Massage a little further down. The girl handling services that day is very thick, almost has the body of a curvy Latina with round face and acne. I've read here that there's multiple women here ranging from 30's to 50's in age. I must've pulled the eye candy, because there is a shower (a stand up shower) and you receive no real help while freshening up. In the room you'll lay through a lackluster massage and at the end be told there's no play, it's self service.

Don't bother, it's not worth it here, this was about two weeks ago and I'll never go back.

**LuckyDude00** · 12-19-22 02:46

Does anyone have any leads on any white ladies since BO only has them occasionally? Thanks.

**Fabio 421** · 12-19-22 01:17

What one person finds pretty can differ greatly from one viewer to another. But in my opinion Ginger fits that bill.

Originally Posted by RubMapper [View Original Post]

Which girls at Milk Spa have a face as pretty as Kiko's with the same body or thinner? I've only met Sophia and didn't find her as pretty or fit.

**FunSpot10** · 12-19-22 00:03

I went to CB today and could not tell if it was busy or not but was greeted by a small young girl with c- cup with very large nipples spoke English and she said she was new, she told me to lay on table gave a really bad massage then on the flip I tell here 69 and the BBBJ was just horrible I then tell her to stop so I can suck her big nipples and she says very sensitive but tried I she pushed me away then I was hoping that would maybe give her a hint to suck my cock she kept spitting out just bad but that wasn't working either and she say don't touch my head and push when she was sucking after so much trying to make me cum she tried a hand job and it was even worse I never got her name but another girl came in and said she was very new but won't be here very long and she says come back on Tuesday and there will be another girl there I am not sure I would ever go back after that and not to mention the cost $240 wow.

**PolkBoy** · 12-18-22 23:30

Reading some of the posts here I was expecting a house fee then the tip to the girl. Lady in the window wanted $$ up front, I asked if I could see the girl first. She said no if I didn't like she would give me money back. I didn't want to rock the boat so I went with it. Girl came in the room was nice with big boobs. Told me her name twice but I couldn't understand her. Gave me a TS, never had one before. Then on to covered FS. Was good but I'm just not a big boob guy. Can you say no to the first girl and they send in another one? Again I didn't want to rock the boat I am used to going to aromatherapy shops where you can look on the web site at pic of who is working that day. Also do you tip the mama lady at the door or the provider? Please advise so I conform, thanks.

**Kratos99** · 12-18-22 20:23

Anylabtestnow (dot) com is the best place to get tested. No doctor, No insurance so it won't be put in your medical record, you can use a fake name but need a real address and your email address, and the results get email to your portal account. You simply go to one of their labs, tell them you want a std panel, and they draw your blood. They test for HIV, herpes 1&2, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc.. Results come in 3-5 days. Had a scare but tested negative so thought I share.

**RubMapper** · 12-18-22 19:40

Which girls at Milk Spa have a face as pretty as Kiko's with the same body or thinner? I've only met Sophia and didn't find her as pretty or fit.

**ThomasBandy23** · 12-18-22 14:14

Originally Posted by EvilChil [View Original Post]

If you post!!

I was off to monger today and based on a recent review I decided to go to MM and ask for "Summer", Keiko was friendly as always and told me Summer was with someone. I was thinking to wait since I had read a positive review.

But Keiko said "I have a new girl for you, first day", "you tell me if she is good". So I met Mina, well it was a good choice, she is quite good.

Mina is GFE, very affectionate, DFK with lots of tongue. Nice natural "B"s. Not much English. She got me for 2 shots, first was oral, DT, and it was spectacular, she kept going after eruption and I genuinely thought she had swallowed. But she did not, she then playfully tried to pass the prize back to me. Nope!! After that first shot we went to the shower, lots of play, my backdoor is now very, very clean, all the way up there. More oral, slip, slide, then back to the room. More DT, on with condom, Mish, k9, she did some very convincing and nice fake "O"s that were better than the usual acting, I think she has done this before. I couldn't pop but she did finally get #2 out of me orally.

What a very good girl she is, I told Keiko that she is a keeper.

Ok, negatives just to be fair. She claims to be 21, I would add some to that, under 30 though. But she is very pretty and has smooth soft skin. She has slight, but not too bad cigarette smell. And the snapper has some mileage, its not terrible but you certainly know you aren't her first.

I really want to see her again, I hope she sticks around.

Damn you popped before the shower?! Whew that must have been some killer dome.

**EvilChil** · 12-17-22 21:32

If you post!!

I was off to monger today and based on a recent review I decided to go to MM and ask for "Summer", Keiko was friendly as always and told me Summer was with someone. I was thinking to wait since I had read a positive review.

But Keiko said "I have a new girl for you, first day", "you tell me if she is good". So I met Mina, well it was a good choice, she is quite good.

Mina is GFE, very affectionate, DFK with lots of tongue. Nice natural "B"s. Not much English. She got me for 2 shots, first was oral, DT, and it was spectacular, she kept going after eruption and I genuinely thought she had swallowed. But she did not, she then playfully tried to pass the prize back to me. Nope!! After that first shot we went to the shower, lots of play, my backdoor is now very, very clean, all the way up there. More oral, slip, slide, then back to the room. More DT, on with condom, Mish, k9, she did some very convincing and nice fake "O"s that were better than the usual acting, I think she has done this before. I couldn't pop but she did finally get #2 out of me orally.

What a very good girl she is, I told Keiko that she is a keeper.

Ok, negatives just to be fair. She claims to be 21, I would add some to that, under 30 though. But she is very pretty and has smooth soft skin. She has slight, but not too bad cigarette smell. And the snapper has some mileage, its not terrible but you certainly know you aren't her first.

I really want to see her again, I hope she sticks around.

**ThomasBandy23** · 12-17-22 19:11

Star is awesome. Amazing skills and a near flawless body and pretty face. She's extremely fit with abs and perfect tits that fit her frame.

Unbelievable session. Easily a top 5 session at Milk and I've had nearly 100 of them. I would absolutely repeat. She was submissive and has a very tight pussy. She might be too tight for some our larger friends. I'm about average size and I was bottoming out. Had to go nice and slow but man it was good.

As I was leaving I ran into 2 other smoking hot young girls that I haven't seen before. Kiko has really stepped up her game. I think I'm going to need to go back a few times this week considering the talent they have in there right now.

**Golfer100** · 12-17-22 17:30

I visited MM last night. Kiko recommended their new girl to me.

Mina looked cute and young. Chinese. Early 20's years old. Natural B cups tits. Tight pussy. Great attitude.

She let me shot twice in 45 minutes. She was amazing.