Massage Parlor Reports

**Maximus V** · 12-19-22 01:30

Gentlemen of culture I just got back from my session at legend spa. I see a few of you have gone recently so this might resonate and help some that are thinking about it. Let me first start by saying this was a very bizarre experience. I am still scratching my head as to what exactly happened! I walk in ask for 1 hour the youngish attractive therapist asked if I want Swedish or deep tissue and if I want a table shower. I had just taken a shower, so I declined but I was already feeling good about this decision as the therapist had on a nice short dress and looked very nice. When a shop like this offers table showers 9 times out of 10 its going to be a good time!

So I go into the room, its clean and smells good, soft music. I get undressed and lay on the table, she walks in, smiles ask me how I am doing, talks about the cold and then puts a sheet over me. I'm like, oh boy that's not a good sign. The massage is decent its not the best or the worst, average skill set, no complaints. No teasing, no playing just strictly professional. I asked her name and she said Marie or Maggie or something that starts with M. My mind starts to put the pieces of the puzzle together to try and figure out if the happy ending is going to happen. On the flip, she starts asking the magical words. How are you feeling, are you ok, do you like it? Do you have good tip for me? I said to myself, finally it's going to happen she wants to negotiate. I said yes I have a big tip for you. She smiled and then proceeded to rub my arms. I'm thinking did something get lost in translation, maybe she will start in a few minutes with the HJ. Nope, nada, nothing. Not even teasing. Time was running out so I said I would like for you to massage here and pointed to my manhood. She said oh I know you would like for me to touch but I cannot. Then she said I understand you are a man and you have needs. I said yes, I would love for you to massage here. She then said I can massage any place but there! At that point I waved the white flag and gave up.

She finishes, she is all smiles and says thank you and offers me some water. I get cleaned up and go to the front desk area to pay. She is there smiling and says $60 for Swedish. So I pay $60 and then I give her a $25 tip. This is when the smile turned into a frown and then she didn't even say thank you or goodbye! This ruined the whole experience; I tipped 40% on a legit massage and I get completely shit on with the biggest attitude. I am still scratching my head, what kind of tip is this woman expecting?! Are you guys tipping more than 40% for a legit massage with no happy ending, no teasing, no nothing?! I tip my actual LMT who provides an expert level deep tissue massage 30% and she is always happy with that. All in all this was just a very bizarre experience and I will definitely not return.

**HmmYup** · 12-18-22 09:53

Originally Posted by WSBoy [View Original Post]

I see a MP has popped up right off of Fauntleroy when you get off the bridge.

Has anyone tried this place out? Any intel. I tried to go by a week ago but the door was locked. It is not an easy entrance to keep a low profile with such high traffic zooming by.

What's the cross street? I might check it out.

**LongHauler69** · 12-18-22 00:53

Another visit to Lin Friday afternoon. I was seen by Wendy. Cute little gal. She knows what you're there for and gets down to business without any games. My second visit with her and she was more relaxed and and fun this time. $$ for covered everything. No rush, willing to go the distance. By the way, Angela / Sophie is back from vacation. Can't wait to see her. Didn't see Kathy, I believe someone said that she was going on vacation for just couple of weeks. Like I said before, this place is worth a little extra driving.

**Member #7062** · 12-17-22 21:04

Hit up jade massage in Renton. Got Cici, an older skinny MILF type which I like. Sign on the wall said no ilegal activity. Massage was really good but thought I was leaving with no extras. Towards the end she started really playing attention to my o. Then on the flip gave a great unsolicited prostate massage and HJ. Mask stayed on for her and minimal touching. But it was first time so maybe on subsequent visits. I did enjoy my time a lot.

**Mitch Cor** · 12-15-22 20:55

Anyone try Lavender Spa in bellevue yet? Lots of interesting new reports on rubmaps claiming HJ, PM or even BBBJ, but also says non-erotic. I scouted location today and it's literally in the heart of old Bellevue, right off main st, so hardly inconspicuous.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...levue-wa-39402#rubmaps.

**Bonnaryi** · 12-15-22 10:25

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...coma-wa-117947#review-1714169.

Emma and Wendy.

#1714169.

12.12 2022.

Curious to see if making the long drive to Tacoma is worth it.

$80 to the house + $200 tip.

Emma takes me to the room and asks me if I would like two girls. I had never had two girls before and I asked how much. We settled on $80 house fee for both girls for a 1/2 hour and $100 tip for each because I told them I only had $280. They wanted a little more but I lied and told them it was birthday and they agreed on the amount. Man was it worth every penny. I asked who the other girl was and she introduced me to a real hottie who said her name was Wendy. Don't know if she is new because I don't see her name in the previous reviews. Holy shit what a babe. D tits, also petite, and very flirtatious. First we went to the table shower which is always enjoyable and that was fun. So we get back to the room and Wendy started with a CBJ then Emma joined in and both were licking the lollipop. Then Emma got up and straddled my face for some DATY while Wendy is still sucking away. Wendy then proceeded with CFS while Emma is still on my face and that was it for me. I didn't last long in spite of thinking about baseball and Margarete Thatcher naked on a cold day. They cleaned me up and assisted me in getting dressed and I was out the door in 30 minutes on the nose with big a smile on my face. I will definitely be back.

**Spectacular** · 12-15-22 02:21

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...coma-wa-117947#review-1714169.

Emma and Wendy.

#1714169.

12.12 2022.

Curious to see if making the long drive to Tacoma is worth it.

**WSBoy** · 12-14-22 20:43

I see a MP has popped up right off of Fauntleroy when you get off the bridge.

Has anyone tried this place out? Any intel. I tried to go by a week ago but the door was locked. It is not an easy entrance to keep a low profile with such high traffic zooming by.

**GoaThillBilly** · 12-14-22 16:10

Originally Posted by ZoooBus [View Original Post]

Mona is not new. The two places are hers. She is the mamasan First Class and the other one is on 44th and Evergreen, One or two of the girls do a PM, but not Mona.

Well, she is new to me and I think she is awesome and she also gave me a great PM, best ever, but then I had went without for about 10 days, so that made it more intense. Thanks for the info. I did get a PM from a couple others there a while back but as I said the skinny one with the glasses did not hint at it.

**ZoooBus** · 12-14-22 13:51

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

Went back again after 2 months and they had a new worker, Mona, probably 50's or so, very short, cute, not fat and very nice. Last time I went there was no hint of a PM which is the main reason I go there, plus a good massage and they have always been happy with a. 40 tip. Last time there was medium height older slender Asian with glasses, decent massage and HE but no PM. Mona also said that if she isn't there that she works at a spa about a mile south by Safeway, didn't get the name. Didn't ask about extras but imx, not available there.

Mona is not new. The two places are hers. She is the mamasan First Class and the other one is on 44th and Evergreen, One or two of the girls do a PM, but not Mona.

**PA Paul** · 12-14-22 02:29

It sounds like ET Euro Touch has gone downhill. Are the women now hideous, or are they just doing lesser service? 200 got me BBBJ BBFS, kissing sometimes, but out the door in well under 45 minutes. I know Pepsi isn't young, but if I can get BBBJ BBFS and not get too shorted on time, with a Pepsi level in looks, I'd take it.

**Denduron** · 12-14-22 00:33

The massage was lacklustered and strong upsell on HJ, wanted 1. And in-out less than 30 mins. Even though paid for an hour. Highly not recommended.

**GoaThillBilly** · 12-13-22 22:45

Went back again after 2 months and they had a new worker, Mona, probably 50's or so, very short, cute, not fat and very nice. Last time I went there was no hint of a PM which is the main reason I go there, plus a good massage and they have always been happy with a. 40 tip. Last time there was medium height older slender Asian with glasses, decent massage and HE but no PM. Mona also said that if she isn't there that she works at a spa about a mile south by Safeway, didn't get the name. Didn't ask about extras but imx, not available there.

**Boowoo** · 12-13-22 17:39

Found a gem in Tacoma. Pinee massage by Tacoma mall. Her name is Nicole.

I guessed her age to be 28 and she said she's 27. Little English but better than most kgirls.

Opted for an hour. We chatted a lot while I roamed all over her during the massage. This was before the main course BTW. I flashed the benjies when gave her the house fee so I'm sure she knew what I wanted.

Got pretty much kgirl GFE service with her. She used lubes but also was quite wet. She definitely enjoyed the DATY. Was hesitant at first but as time went on, she was arching and moaning and shaking. She reached the max and jerked every lick after and would not let me continue. Said sorry, too much while laughing. If she faked it, she did it pretty damn good cause it felt real.

Good kegel control, felt tight and slippery, not from the lube. Out 20 minutes later in doggy.

**Member #6314** · 12-13-22 17:37

They are both in the frumpy granny territory but Candy looks better. Queen is more fun and perverted so I like her. I want to watch them 69 together though.

Originally Posted by Spectacular [View Original Post]

Excerpt describing Candy: ". She's a MILF about 50 and wearing a tight dress, I could see she was a little thick but had nice legs and boobs."

Rule-of-thumb: always add 10 years onto any age described on here.

And I don't know of any reality where a 50 year old (probably actually 60 year old) woman's natural C's look 'nice'. Also can imagine 'a little thick' is actually a 200 lbs pig woman.

Is Queen in the same frumpy granny category?

I might go take a look at both of them later this week to confirm and report back.