Massage Parlor Reports

[Vintage68]

I don't have a burner and would rather not have lots of parlors know my cell # so I do the old *67 trick.

Usually it works fine, but the other day one place did not answer at all. My guess is they got sick of assholes pranking them so they don't answer anonymous numbers.

Do lots of places not answer these calls? Do I have to invest in a burner? Any leads on the cheapest way to go?

Thanks.

Download Google Voice and you can get a free anonymous number to call and text from. Many of the private call girls won't take calls from them, but you should be able to use it for the Asian spas.

[LongDongTV]

I don't have a burner and would rather not have lots of parlors know my cell # so I do the old *67 trick.

Usually it works fine, but the other day one place did not answer at all. My guess is they got sick of assholes pranking them so they don't answer anonymous numbers.

Do lots of places not answer these calls? Do I have to invest in a burner? Any leads on the cheapest way to go?

Thanks.

I always call (unless I have a specific provider's number. I'll text them in those cases) and can only think of a few times where they didn't answer.

Just use any app that gives you a free number (TextNow, TextPlus, etc.)

[JackKerouac16]

I did a walk-in at Eastern last week and Ella had me try the new girl Coco. She is very sweet and looks somewhat on the younger side. Maybe around 30? Enjoyed access to very nice body and had the usual happy Eastern treatment. It was not busy so I had a relaxing uninterrupted session. I will repeat. Not sure how long she will be there.

I had a visit with Coco recently and she was a doll. Comes off as young, sweet, and bubbly. I would recommend her. Nice body as well, curvier than most, but in the good places.

[Ltunit]

I don't have a burner and would rather not have lots of parlors know my cell # so I do the old *67 trick.

Usually it works fine, but the other day one place did not answer at all. My guess is they got sick of assholes pranking them so they don't answer anonymous numbers.

Do lots of places not answer these calls? Do I have to invest in a burner? Any leads on the cheapest way to go?

Thanks.

Google voice ftw my man.

[Mattis1775]

I'm not sure if Hong counts as a contribution, what's that joke about the porcupine? The first time I saw her roughly a decade ago I told her Ryan sent me, to which she replied "Oh Brian nice man you come see me in Woburn anytime " I saw she still has the Kari Lake inspired soft focus photos of herself. On second thought Kari Lake has Hong inspired photos since those must be 20 yrs old by now. Welcome Homerpeep.

All I can say about Hong is that it's an unsatisfied orgasm. You'll cum. But, you're left wanting more. It's like drinking a Diet Coke and left waiting for the sugar rush I've seen her twice many years ago and never was satisfied. She's a nice woman. That's the only good thing I can say about her.

[Azn Lvr]

I don't have a burner and would rather not have lots of parlors know my cell # so I do the old *67 trick.

Usually it works fine, but the other day one place did not answer at all. My guess is they got sick of assholes pranking them so they don't answer anonymous numbers.

Do lots of places not answer these calls? Do I have to invest in a burner? Any leads on the cheapest way to go?

Thanks.

[StlNumb1]

Did the phone number change (ending in 9400)? MMS didn't text back for few days now. Last time I went was Mid November.

Last reply was on 12/2 letting me know they refreshed the stock.

[Mattis1775]

Was looking for a massage nearby and found that there was no info on the Herbal in Norwood, so thought I would toft. Went up the stairs and met a 5 ft mamasan. "Hi baby, right this way baby, you handsome baby. " She was a little older, maybe 40's, could be older, she wore a mask the whole time. Got in the room and all set up. She asks about pressure and I say medium pressure. I want a decent and deep work out. What I got was "Hulk smash". I got the full octagon ground and pound experience for three rounds. Ribs still attached? "I fix baby". The only tease she gave is when she stopped to get heated towels. Got a smack on the bum, "you want baby? At this point, lets see what happens. Got some light touch tease for a few minutes. Nothing great. Do the flip. "You full baby". She dumps a quart of 50 w oil on me. "I fix baby". I think I'm about to lose my junk, she will just rip it off. Little guy is excited and wants to play. What we get is a greased monkey with a banana. Little guy finally pukes and a I am ready to bolt. But there is more massage. Mostly foot massage and surprisingly really good. Time to go. Leave the tip, pick up my spine and head for the door. "wait baby". Uh oh I think. "Here baby you take baby". She fills my pockets with candy, really, candy. I get to my car, put my spine on the passenger seat and have a good cry for 10 minutes. Why would little guy bring me here? Maybe I should choke him less and get more BJs. I just went toe to toe with Macho Man Randy Savage, and survived, barely. I am more limber but that is cause she broke all my joints. Pull myself together and peel out. Repeat? I don't even want to drive by. Hour was .6 tip .6. Enter at your own risk.

I visited there before COVID once and the lady may be the same lady I've seen then. Only went once. Massage was really good, she was cute, older, flirty. Turned around and put my hand on my junk. It was a DIY and she stayed with me, rubbed my balls. But, that's it. She was disciplined about not touching me. But, helped cleaned me up. So, didn't give me a hand. But, did touch there during the cleanup. Now, perhaps more comfortable and more money to be made. May revisit, we'll see.

[LusciousDreams]

Adding onto the already amazing reports of Angela. Went on a Mon, easy to get appointment. She was waiting for me, and she is beautiful. Great body, wearing tight dress.

Decided to get to it right at the start, where I asked her to show some love to my junior. She caressed it, and made some dirty talk. Then came the massage. It wasn't the best massage ever, but it was not bad either. She made a decent attempt at focusing on my pain points. The highlight was the teasing though. Those unexpected brushes with my junior just got me to the edge. I was so hard I was struggling to lie on my belly. Then she gently rubbed my a**hole and stroked me, and I exploded all over the place. The dirty talk never stopped, and I was happy to see her hand dripping with juice. Time for the flip. Negotiated on $1, and off came her clothes. An amazing HJ followed, and she made me pop twice. She kept the dirty talk on, especially on my stamina. Still some time remaining, so cleaned me up nicely with hot towel, and massaged my head nicely.

Overall, great experience and would absolutely return. $. 65/ hr.

[DownWind]

Was looking for a massage nearby and found that there was no info on the Herbal in Norwood, so thought I would toft. Went up the stairs and met a 5 ft mamasan. "Hi baby, right this way baby, you handsome baby. " She was a little older, maybe 40's, could be older, she wore a mask the whole time. Got in the room and all set up. She asks about pressure and I say medium pressure. I want a decent and deep work out. What I got was "Hulk smash". I got the full octagon ground and pound experience for three rounds. Ribs still attached? "I fix baby". The only tease she gave is when she stopped to get heated towels. Got a smack on the bum, "you want baby? At this point, lets see what happens. Got some light touch tease for a few minutes. Nothing great. Do the flip. "You full baby". She dumps a quart of 50 w oil on me. "I fix baby". I think I'm about to lose my junk, she will just rip it off. Little guy is excited and wants to play. What we get is a greased monkey with a banana. Little guy finally pukes and a I am ready to bolt. But there is more massage. Mostly foot massage and surprisingly really good. Time to go. Leave the tip, pick up my spine and head for the door. "wait baby". Uh oh I think. "Here baby you take baby". She fills my pockets with candy, really, candy. I get to my car, put my spine on the passenger seat and have a good cry for 10 minutes. Why would little guy bring me here? Maybe I should choke him less and get more BJs. I just went toe to toe with Macho Man Randy Savage, and survived, barely. I am more limber but that is cause she broke all my joints. Pull myself together and peel out. Repeat? I don't even want to drive by. Hour was .6 tip .6. Enter at your own risk.

Well Flaude, that was quite an entertaining first report. Welcome to the board. 10 more before you even hint you have a question will earn you honest answers. Herbal had a few decent ladies years ago but in the last 4 or so years they have bordered on disgusting and hobbie ending experiences. Avoid the place as you clearly learned, I don't know how they stay in business. In fact there is nothing in Norwood of any interest that won't have you gagging. Again, great first report.

[Ltunit]

Did the phone number change (ending in 9400)? MMS didn't text back for few days now. Last time I went was Mid November.

[HomerPeep]

Christ, is she still rubbin and tuggin?

LOL. Yes, she is.

[LustyB]

It's Hong.

Christ, is she still rubbin and tuggin?

[ToppDawg617]

Been here a few times. The provider is older. But still in decent shape. Once you get to know her she will meet you at her place in Wob.

B cups but don't touch her nipples. And wash your hands as soon as you enter It makes her feel better.

CBJ and CFS 1/2.

Sorry not much of a creative writer. Just want to contribute before I ask for help. New to the forum. And thanks for the help in this pursuit.

I'm not sure if Hong counts as a contribution, what's that joke about the porcupine? The first time I saw her roughly a decade ago I told her Ryan sent me, to which she replied "Oh Brian nice man you come see me in Woburn anytime " I saw she still has the Kari Lake inspired soft focus photos of herself. On second thought Kari Lake has Hong inspired photos since those must be 20 yrs old by now. Welcome Homerpeep.

[FrBos]

Do you have a link to an ad for her? Thank you!

It's Hong.