Massage Parlor Reports

**BuckyBuck69** · 12-15-22 16:32

I came here mid day and few cars in the lot went to the room right away and in came a Colombian girl named Jennifer I think. Started with a massage that wasn't anything special but wasn't too bad I didn't waste any time doing the TS since I took one before I went and last time I did one at BO it wasn't as good as MM so didn't waste anytime on it. On the flip she put a cover on then did CBJ followed by her getting on top then we did mish and finished doggy. BO the girls aren't as pleasing in my experience as MM but I have a thing for Hispanic women and they are all super attractive and most have fake tits so if you want a super hot Hispanic women then BO is the place to go but if you want to truly feel like a king and get practically nuru in the shower then MM might be better. She said she was here until 12/22 so if you want a hot Colombian go over there soon.

**Dr Willy** · 12-15-22 16:31

Originally Posted by Mtnboy49 [View Original Post]

Originally Posted by Dr Willy [View Original Post]

(...) I've also been into AMPs (not in Orlando) where dubious appearing "street urchins" approach guys in the parking lot and "offer" to watch their cars for them while they are inside a place of business. Decline that $10 or $20 offer and, at a MINIMUM, you return to find your car "keyed" and scratched from fender to fender, while the worst case is your window is smashed with any belongings inside most likely stolen. By the way, those same "urchins" are usually so bold as to still be sitting on the curb when you come back out and, if you ask them about the damage, they'll just grin and say "Yeah, we saw some tall white dude with a long beard, wearing bright red pants, smash up your car, but we weren't paid to watch it so we didn't do anything."

I paid a couple kids to watch my machito (Venzuelan Toyota Land Cruiser) in Puerto Ordaz. When I came back at end of the day, spare was gone. The little shits wanted me to tip them extra for watching my car.

Well, THAT sucks! I hope it was a rental!

The place I witnessed this practice going on was in Metro Detroit on the edge of a sketchy part of town and right next to a very busy major freeway overpass. I had read online about these guys trying to grift AMP customers for cash, so I never actually fell into the predicament.

Unfortunately, the AMP was the only place in that market that, at the time, was offering service almost close to Milk, so the nature of the surrounding area wasn't enough of a deterrent to keep customers away. Any time I even SAW those guys in the parking lot, I just didn't stop. I would usually drive into the parking lot of a White Castle across the freeway from which one could scope out the entire parking lot to see if those guys were there or not.

While these practices served to assure I never encountered the "offer" to watch my car, should I have ever been approached by anyone that I missed in my recon my planned approach was to say to them "Oh! Thanks... I didn't think of that. I didn't bring enough money for you, so let me run across the street to the ATM to get what you need and I'll be right back." Then I would get in my car and drive off, praying they wouldn't do anything as long as they were hoping for me to return with money for them. Of course, I just would not return at all and count my blessings to have gotten out of there without further trouble.

As I said, I never had to employ that strategy, but the risks ran deep enough through my mind that I had it all thought/planned out!

**Batman6969** · 12-15-22 15:45

Stopped by MM this morning and was paired up with Summer. Let me start by saying that this girl is gorgeous! Beautiful face with an all natural body. She speaks no English but she definitely makes up for it in performance. From the TS back to the room this girl was on point and even with the language barrier she can for sure communicate one thing, that is she loves doing what she does. She really loves having that pretty little pussy of hers eaten. She came twice during DATY and afterwards she couldn't get that cover on fast enough. We fucked like a couple of rabbits in several positions until she came again and I filled the hat. I was weak in the knees for a good while afterwards but all in a good way. Good times had once again at MM.

**Mtnboy49** · 12-15-22 15:25

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I've observed that opinions and feelings about this vary. While you make a very good point about, literally, taking into an AMP ONLY what you need, this also implies that you, personally, feel safe about leaving valuables (smartphone, wallet, etc.) in your car. Meanwhile, other guys are terrified of someone smashing a window in their car (or even just using a slim-jim to unlock a door), and relieving them of any such valuables not taken into the AMP with them.

This may vary from AMP to AMP. For example, the Milk parking lot would seem to be too visible from a very busy street, let alone too busy itself (with guys driving in and out of there every 5 minutes) for there to seem to be much risk of car issues. On the other hand, the inside of Milk would seem still safer, given that Keiko isn't about to tolerate any of her girls doing anything so stupid as rifle through a client's belongings, which would be so quickly reported (here and other public boards) that it would kill her business.

At the other end of the spectrum, I've also been into AMPs (not in Orlando) where dubious appearing "street urchins" approach guys in the parking lot and "offer" to watch their cars for them while they are inside a place of business. Decline that $10 or $20 offer and, at a MINIMUM, you return to find your car "keyed" and scratched from fender to fender, while the worst case is your window is smashed with any belongings inside most likely stolen. By the way, those same "urchins" are usually so bold as to still be sitting on the curb when you come back out and, if you ask them about the damage, they'll just grin and say "Yeah, we saw some tall white dude with a long beard, wearing bright red pants, smash up your car, but we weren't paid to watch it so we didn't do anything."

I've done both ways, but, generally speaking, I hear so little of inside theft / robbery that I usually just take everything inside with me, even at Milk. That said, I still usually only have the cash I'm planning to spend anyway.

I paid a couple kids to watch my machito (Venzuelan Toyota Land Cruiser) in Puerto Ordaz. When I came back at end of the day, spare was gone. The little shits wanted me to tip them extra for watching my car.

**Bjceb** · 12-15-22 14:39

Second time yesterday here. Grace was my first visit and she was hot and awesome. Very sensual and nothing therapeutic.

Miso is an attractive gal, but no where as hot as grace. That being said she worked her butt off. She gave a therapeutic table shower and then it turned into a sensual experience with everything included. Back to the room did anything I wanted but no fiv. She was fun and gives you a great time.

Was told grace is back in March.

It is always a good time!

Stay safe and have fun!

**SmallTittyLvr** · 12-15-22 13:48

Went to CB for a 2nd session with Tina, but they had already changed girls (is it like 1 week only?

Sugar told me she had a tiny girl for me. In walked Ruby and she is VERY tiny, like 95 lbs, with natural B cups.

She is all about cleanliness and made sure everything was triple washed. No FIV and I declined TUMA because I prefer to kiss with most girls.

Session was a little stuff, until she got more into it. She is so tight, I had to grab the hat at the end to keep her kitty from snatching it.

I normally have issues finishing in a bag, but with her tightness, I finished as soon as I decided it was time.

Great experience.

**Swift56** · 12-15-22 13:11

Would it be OK to bring my carry on with me to milk? My flight gets in early and I have to kill before I can check.

**Elysium** · 12-15-22 13:09

Found myself out on a lunch break yesterday and needed a nap. Ended up at SS which isn't too far away. While this place may not have the bells and whistlers for BO or others, its more than enjoyable (all in house+tip).

I forget the name of the lady, but she had some amazing natural Cs and was very attentive at the start. Standard runthrough, finish in mish (which I prefer). Then when I was finished, I guess she wasnt, so she continued to hold me in and a few minutes later she gets a full O. All in all, I like this place, and would go back because of its proximity and its a little less trafficked than other spots, so never had to wait.

**AlexKx93** · 12-15-22 12:29

Seems to me like she's in her 30's. She's thicker than most Asian women. Took a shower, then went into the room. Typical script. She tried to rush me after like 15 minutes by saying the hat would break. She was giving me fake corny orgasms. Overall ok experience.

**Swift56** · 12-15-22 12:09

I'll be coming into the airport tomorrow around 9:30 am. I only have a carry on with me but can't check into the airbnb until later. Will milk massage be OK with me bringing my bag with me?

**CallMeMatthew** · 12-15-22 12:00

I believe Mia is working this month with a new girl Candy. I met Candy but did not partake. She' very attractive.

-cmm.

Originally Posted by Barcawala [View Original Post]

Jiu Jiu could be a hit or miss sometimes. If Mia is there you should have a blast. They will try to haggle for the donation. I always donate house. 8 and tip 1. 4 for the hour. Make sure to verify services before donating.

**NoJokers** · 12-15-22 11:21

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

I've observed that opinions and feelings about this vary. While you make a very good point about, literally, taking into an AMP ONLY what you need, this also implies that you, personally, feel safe about leaving valuables (smartphone, wallet, etc.) in your car. Meanwhile, other guys are terrified of someone smashing a window in their car (or even just using a slim-jim to unlock a door), and relieving them of any such valuables not taken into the AMP with them.

This may vary from AMP to AMP. For example, the Milk parking lot would seem to be too visible from a very busy street, let alone too busy itself (with guys driving in and out of there every 5 minutes) for there to seem to be much risk of car issues. On the other hand, the inside of Milk would seem still safer, given that Keiko isn't about to tolerate any of her girls doing anything so stupid as rifle through a client's belongings, which would be so quickly reported (here and other public boards) that it would kill her business.

At the other end of the spectrum, I've also been into AMPs (not in Orlando) where dubious appearing "street urchins" approach guys in the parking lot and "offer" to watch their cars for them while they are inside a place of business. Decline that $10 or $20 offer and, at a MINIMUM, you return to find your car "keyed" and scratched from fender to fender, while the worst case is your window is smashed with any belongings inside most likely stolen. By the way, those same "urchins" are usually so bold as to still be sitting on the curb when you come back out and, if you ask them about the damage, they'll just grin and say "Yeah, we saw some tall white dude with a long beard, wearing bright red pants, smash up your car, but we weren't paid to watch it so we didn't do anything."

I've done both ways, but, generally speaking, I hear so little of inside theft / robbery that I usually just take everything inside with me, even at Milk. That said, I still usually only have the cash I'm planning to spend anyway.

Santa Claus trashed the car? Now that's on point.

**SkolViking** · 12-15-22 10:14

Originally Posted by Pygophile [View Original Post]

Anyone been this month and have positive (or not positive) reviews?

Is Vicki back and or coming back soon?

Thanks in advance.

Did not ask about Vicki. Came at 10 am and drew Sophia. Pretty spinner with nice "C"s. It's hard to tell the age of these girls. Somewhere between 25 and 45. She was the only one there. Very friendly and complimentary to the point I knew she tells everyone this. "You looks so young", "You so big there", etc. Started out great with TS and slide, etc. Got to the room. She left as the door bell rang. From there she moved along quickly, wanting to get me in and out while the other guy was waiting. Everything was great, though quick, except she dfk'd with her tongue out and lips pursed. She's okay in your mouth but doesn't want you in hers. Did the deed, hot towel, dressed and 'Come again, honey". I'm okay with that because I'm once and done anyway. Actually went back the next day to see who I would draw. Got Sophia again. She was very happy to see me. First time, she asked for a tip. But not today. Better visit the second time. Not rushed, offered second shot and massage after. I was good after 35 minutes and ready to go. Looks like it all depends on how busy they are.

**Old City Joe** · 12-15-22 10:00

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

At the other end of the spectrum, I've also been into AMPs (not in Orlando) where dubious appearing "street urchins" approach guys in the parking lot and "offer" to watch their cars for them while they are inside a place of business. Decline that $10 or $20 offer and, at a MINIMUM, you return to find your car "keyed" and scratched from fender to fender, while the worst case is your window is smashed with any belongings inside most likely stolen. By the way, those same "urchins" are usually so bold as to still be sitting on the curb when you come back out and, if you ask them about the damage, they'll just grin and say "Yeah, we saw some tall white dude with a long beard, wearing bright red pants, smash up your car, but we weren't paid to watch it so we didn't do anything."

Thankfully, never had this happen but this would be an absolute no-go for me. It's not about the money, I couldn't relax if something like that happened so there'd be no point in continuing. I'm already not a fan of parking somewhere for an hour. I'd most likely just turn right back around and leave but I might make a quick stop inside to let them know what's going on. Bad for business.

**OrlandoOD** · 12-15-22 08:09

New talent at CB. Ruby and another whose name I didn't catch. Sugar is mama San currently. Took me to a room and said it would be a few. Ended up being near 20 min. She came in to keep me preoccupied and did an honest awesomely good massage with excellent pressure mainly since she used knees elbows and feet to really relax me. Also gave a great HJ while serious dirty talk. She took my personal number for new girl notifications which something new. I went to see Tina, but she moved on. Ruby is a 23 yr old tight body all natural with a Bush. Very cute. Small C, large B cups, and a very tight ass and tummy. Excellent head but no DT. Limited preview in the shower room as I think there was another in queue. Back to the room for tuma and she reallly got in there. Tried to work her into an O orally but never quite got there. Then 69 was quite good. Moved to standing mish where she started having a few nice O that were real. She's tight, and very tight on O that pushed me right out. Once she relaxed the session got more playful. More daty which lead to finding a few ticklish spots which ended with her outright laughing and squirming on the table. Those rubbers being poorly suited for girth I had issues popping and she tried it all but nada. Back to BBBJ but the ship has sailed and I had held out to long. However, I was there for a full 90 min, about 25 with sugar and and hour with ruby. They were busy enough to keep two working with short breaks but sugar implied busy is better, so run see the new girls. The other girl was very cute and looked like she has implants. Very young.