Massage Parlor Reports

**MurmanDramus** · 12-14-22 14:21

Originally Posted by YellowCub [View Original Post]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

I made an appt, and the entire massage she was on her phone. Got flipped after 15 minutes and was a total rush job to finish and was ushered out after 30 even after paying for an hour.

**DirkMcGurk69** · 12-13-22 22:42

Originally Posted by ZoopaKid [View Original Post]

Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.

She cut her hand pretty bad with a chefs knife. Right through the tendon and needs surgery. Saw her last week and her hand was in a huge bandage.

**PnwVette** · 12-13-22 21:16

Today I had some extra time and decided to go back to Orchid. Luckily Coco was there. She is really cute!

I decided to do an hour. I was offered a free TS, but I declined. Her massage skills are very good. She was also very good after the flip. I will definitely be going back to see her again. I left very happy!

Afterwards I spoke with Linda (I think she is the owner) and she told me that Coco will only be there for a month and then she is going back to China.

**Court1408** · 12-13-22 17:58

Originally Posted by YellowCub [View Original Post]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

My experience with her was very similar.

As always YMMV.

Her Kegel skills were exemplary.

**PandaTrash** · 12-13-22 17:38

Originally Posted by SeattleDoctor [View Original Post]

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.

I was really bummed out the last time I saw YoYo at Pinee. Talking about how great she is on here meant my 1 hr requests turned into weird 30-ish minute sessions where she had to duck out occasionally to attend to someone even more regular than me. Regardless, she is the FUCKING BOMB and I think my status as a reg is starting to look up.

Thanks to this little tip from SD above, I raced over there since there was a chance things were kinda mellow with her low-key return to the area recently. Best experience I have had with her hands down. I had always passed on the table shower but since she asked me if I wanted to, I said sure, lets give it a shot. Now I am kicking myself for not demanding it sooner. TS with Yoyo is not to be missed.

**Spectacular** · 12-13-22 15:33

And will any of the girls kiss or lick each other?

Originally Posted by SeattleDoctor [View Original Post]

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently..

**ZoopaKid** · 12-13-22 13:38

Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.

**SeattleDoctor** · 12-12-22 20:07

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.

**VTwelveMpg** · 12-12-22 19:21

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.

Is this the same Emma that was at Pinee?

**AussieFury** · 12-11-22 16:25

M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.

**AussieFury** · 12-11-22 16:16

Ruby is a young MILF. Great body. Tiny mom damage. Very pretty hair, face, makeup. Ok massage, good service. Her, Lulu, and Linda are my only current recs in FedWay right now.

EDIT: forum software autocorrect was a bit aggressive on the title. I typed T Y.

**YellowCub** · 12-11-22 15:54

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Since setting up shoppe in FedWay, Lotus has always had at least one "superstar" level provider: Bella, Tina, Keiko, KK, etc. Every time they swap in new girls, that streak (matched only by Pinee) is at risk. Met Linda today and am happy to report the streak is alive.

Linda's is straight up hot. Shes visiting from NY and has been in the US for 4 years. Her build is very much like Bella's was: athletic, toned, man made Cs, very minor mom damage. Her face is model-looks pretty. She's a MILF that looks younger than she probably is. She looked damn good in the schoolgirl outfit she's rocking today.

Her style is unrushed sensual girlfriend. English is basic but she's friendly and sweet. Massage was medium pressure. BBBJ was slow and otherworldly. Total CW. Eye contact, bls, all the tricks. Full marks for trying to bottom out. Almost lost it a few times. A gorgeous face with eyes locked on while she struggles to take you deep is tough to beat.

Box is TIIIITE and she's a Kegel pro. She started on top, slow grinded like a champ. Flipped her over into standing mish and switched to a higher gear. More eye contact with great encouragement and compliments while getting railed. Watching those Cs bounce around was a great sight. Never felt rushed, but that could also be because I visited early. Too many ladies think "YOU CUM NOW!" or "WHY YOU NO CUM" is going to speed things up when the reality is that saying the opposite works better. "You so good I want you to fuck me all day" is far more effective. Linda made me believe that she never wanted me to leave. A great superpower.

Tell her your friend "Big Monkey" recommended you and you'll make her laugh..

**NikKnew1** · 12-11-22 15:03

Originally Posted by Court1408 [View Original Post]

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus..

Been doing the pooning thing for about 20 years now. Just started the AMP in the last year or so. Thanks for sharing your awards! That helps us all!

**Court1408** · 12-10-22 19:47

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus.

Best combination therapeutic massage and sexperience.

Kalena various locations.

I'm looking forward to 2023 and creating a new list.

**PnwVette** · 12-10-22 18:01

Since my favorite place is gone, today I went searching for another regular spot. I have heard some chatter about Orchid so I stopped by. The girl that greeted me was really cute. Probably around early 30's and a tight little body. I asked her name, she said Coco. As I was taking money out of the ATM I got a text that needed my immediate attention, so I had to leave. Does anyone have any intel on "this" Coco? I would like to go back but would just like to make sure its worth my while.