Massage Parlor Reports

[AmericanScott]

So I have been seeing Mia at NB massage in Parkland pretty regularly. She is a doll, older ((mid 40's or more) but still very cute. She doesn't haggle over money and treats me like a King every time. She is super short and small, with bolt on tatas with long eraser nipples. She is always cheerful and very enthusiastic, and does the best dirty talk. I have never felt rushed. She's a fantastic go-to.

I go to see her Friday, and when I got there I was the only customer. They said it had been dead all day. As soon as Mia gets naked and we're making out, all hell breaks out. Multiple customers show up at once, and the other two girls are overwhelmed. Then a group of 4 guys show up together. I'm watching the whole thing on the camera monitor. And it has a bust vibe. Mia gets dressed and I jump up throw my underwear on, and my condoms, lube and tip money in my bag.

Mia comes back and says that she recognizes one of the four guys as a regular, and it is safe. Then, the part that cracks me up, she says the new girl will handle all 4. "She really good and quick. She will make them each cum really fast. " 15 minutes later, while I am balls deep in Mia, we see all 4 guys leave. Mia laughs, and says, "see she make them all cum fast. " I'm like all 4? In less than 15 minutes? Lmao. To be young and quick on the draw again.

After another stellar session with Mia, I ask to meet the two new girls. The one is CiCi, but not one of the many CiCis I have seen before. I forget the name of the other girl, but they are both much younger than Mia (like in their late 20's / early 30's), very sexy and very friendly.

Overall, it was a fun visit, but guys, please don't bring the whole squad with you at once to the massage joint. It sends the whole place into a panic. LOL.

[AmericanScott]

Was over in Spanaway for work and spotted a new place I hadn't seen before. It was right next to a gas station, right where Pacific Ave turns into Mt. Hwy.

Didn't have time to fully enjoy, but stuck my head in to grab a business card and see who was working there. There were at least two girls, and the one I saw was young (definitely mid 20's max) and spoke very little English. She was short and very pretty, with a thin body and natural boobs.

Has anyone been there and know what is on the menu? The girl I saw was cute enough, that I will risk taking one for the team if no one else has already.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents:

First time at M&M with YOYO. Walked in and she was just coming out the back, she see me and makes a quick bee line towards me grabs my hand and throws me into one of the rooms. She leaves but comes back hugs kisses. Well you know the rest. HOWEVER. There was a lot of disorganization going on at M&M. This is the first time ever being interrupted, the 1st time someone came to the door and she was giving me the best CBJ ever. She yelled something to them and continues on I am just enjoying this. A little bit later they came back to the door and she was on top griniding away. She yelled something and they went away. The 3rd time they came back she got up, opened the door and gave them both barrels. They never came back. She got right back on top and we continued like normal. Weird thing is it never slowed us down. We ultimately finish she is so amazing. That girl is sexy. But that back and forth, is not good for business. Hope that back and forth / yelling did not ruin it for another monger.

Stay safe Gents.

Happy Holidays.

[MurmanDramus]

That sucks. I haven't been back to see her, but was planning to. But not now.

You win some and you lose some in this hobby, but I'm planning on getting down to M&M this weekend to see Emma before she leaves. I'm tempted to see if I can do a four hands with her and Yoyo, but we'll see how it goes.

[VTwelveMpg]

Saw Yoyo. If you liked her in a dim room at Pinee, you'll LOVE her in a well lit table shower room. There are no words.

Yoyo's eye contact always does me in and today was no exception. It's as if she's daring you to try and not climax. And she always wins.

After the amazing session, new girl Candy came in to meet me. I wasn't dressed yet and her hands were all over me. She's cute, soft, and moderately curvy. I plan to go see her Monday. She is VERY smiley and friendly and that is usually a great sign re service style.

Emma is still there for a couple days before her vacation. I can't pick a winner between her and Yoyo. They are both AMP superstars.

Wendy (formerly of Goddess and different than PengPai Wendy) is also there. Pretty, but I wasn't thrilled with her service at Goddess..

Please let us know how she is. I was introduced to her last night after my session with Emma. I thought she was pretty cute with pretty big, seemingly natural tits. I like she was ha day, although I was already dressed when she came in. Wasn't able to be introduced to YoYo because she was with someone but I'm planning on going back in a couple weeks so it'd would be nice to have intel on Candy.

[AussieFury]

Saw Yoyo. If you liked her in a dim room at Pinee, you'll LOVE her in a well lit table shower room. There are no words.

Yoyo's eye contact always does me in and today was no exception. It's as if she's daring you to try and not climax. And she always wins.

After the amazing session, new girl Candy came in to meet me. I wasn't dressed yet and her hands were all over me. She's cute, soft, and moderately curvy. I plan to go see her Monday. She is VERY smiley and friendly and that is usually a great sign re service style.

Emma is still there for a couple days before her vacation. I can't pick a winner between her and Yoyo. They are both AMP superstars.

Wendy (formerly of Goddess and different than PengPai Wendy) is also there. Pretty, but I wasn't thrilled with her service at Goddess. At a normal spa she'd probably be fine. But up against Emma and Yoyo she's mid-tier.

Safe hobbying and joyous Christmahannukwanfestivus to us all.

[AussieFury]

I made an appt, and the entire massage she was on her phone. Got flipped after 15 minutes and was a total rush job to finish and was ushered out after 30 even after paying for an hour.

That sucks. I haven't been back to see her, but was planning to. But not now.

[MurmanDramus]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

I made an appt, and the entire massage she was on her phone. Got flipped after 15 minutes and was a total rush job to finish and was ushered out after 30 even after paying for an hour.

[DirkMcGurk69]

Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.

She cut her hand pretty bad with a chefs knife. Right through the tendon and needs surgery. Saw her last week and her hand was in a huge bandage.

[PnwVette]

Today I had some extra time and decided to go back to Orchid. Luckily Coco was there. She is really cute!

I decided to do an hour. I was offered a free TS, but I declined. Her massage skills are very good. She was also very good after the flip. I will definitely be going back to see her again. I left very happy!

Afterwards I spoke with Linda (I think she is the owner) and she told me that Coco will only be there for a month and then she is going back to China.

[Court1408]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

My experience with her was very similar.

As always YMMV.

Her Kegel skills were exemplary.

[PandaTrash]

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.

I was really bummed out the last time I saw YoYo at Pinee. Talking about how great she is on here meant my 1 hr requests turned into weird 30-ish minute sessions where she had to duck out occasionally to attend to someone even more regular than me. Regardless, she is the FUCKING BOMB and I think my status as a reg is starting to look up.

Thanks to this little tip from SD above, I raced over there since there was a chance things were kinda mellow with her low-key return to the area recently. Best experience I have had with her hands down. I had always passed on the table shower but since she asked me if I wanted to, I said sure, lets give it a shot. Now I am kicking myself for not demanding it sooner. TS with Yoyo is not to be missed.

[Spectacular]

And will any of the girls kiss or lick each other?

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently..

[ZoopaKid]

Anybody know where she went? She's not at the new massage spot really wanted to see her this month.

[SeattleDoctor]

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.