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**Tybirious** · 12-14-22 21:54

The tattoo is Latin. It means Death is certain, the hour is not.

**BookOfMorty** · 12-14-22 21:13

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Dude! Ain't no hookers "getting off" from any dick size, big or small. They get off from your payment. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. Actually, now that I think about it, they probably all universally appreciate a small dick because it's less wear and tear on the upholstery, so rock out with that little dick out brother!

Now, I know the super studs are going to jump on here and call bullshit, but they are the ones who are only fooling themselves and hey, you know what, who cares brothers. Whatever makes you happy. I've been with many women, both paid for and in relationships (where are you actually pay more, but I digress), and for the most part from my experience, getting women off is usually like the mystery of the goddamn Sphinx. Don't get me wrong, most can get off somehow or another, but my experience is that each woman has a totally different combination of tactics and stimuli to reach an orgasm and even then, the magic doesn't work every time for them. Heck, when you get my age, he will find out the magic doesn't work for us dude every time either.

I mean, looking for a good fit is fine, but for fucks sake's man, you're paying to get yourself off not her and as a mentor of mine once told me, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave. I'll leave you with one final story. I think this came from Redd Fox (Fred Sanford)." I whipped out my dick front of this chick one time and she give out a little giggle and asked me who I was going to please with that thing, and I replied, "me!

I don't pay escorts to make me cum. I cum maybe 20% of the time with them. I mostly pay for:

1) trying new things in bed (Practice makes perfect in the real world. When you do meet that perfect woman or certain high class, very hard to meet women, you don't want to find yourself wanting in the sexual dept just like you don't want to find yourself lacking in your chat game or dance game or etc. Sometimes with an escort I do things where I didn't think it was fine, then realized it was totally fine with her and she loved it and then do it with real girls in the real world as a staple in my repertoire of moves).

2) psychological boost; sometimes you just need to bang someone to feel good about yourself particularly if you get them to cum.

3) checking off my sexual bucket list of stuff that I'd like to do. It's mostly checked off but every one and then there's something / someone I realize I need to bang before I'm old man and can't even get it up. Never laid an indian girl or a currently active hot ass major pornstar; if I saw one on TNA particularly if they offer greek and were sufficiently cute I might be making moves.

4) leaving me alone and never contacting me again and keeping everything discreet.

Cumming / orgasm for me is like never a reason to see an escort. I find it odd that so many guys here its like the thing they brag about with these ladies. I get where they're coming from but I don't get where they're coming from because cumming gets really old really soon. If its about cumming, I have a better time with good porn and a quiet room honestly and its a hell of a lot cheaper. I can also meet / bang hotter women on the street day in and day out than most of these escorts; most of these escorts don't even hit the gym for a number of reasons. However, you can't always do certain things with hot women you meet in real life. So many women I've met in real life are really messed up sexually in this country. Like we think we are sexually free but compared to europe, most of the ladies here are nuns or little girls imo with their messed up views on sex. They are super hot, dress up like total sluts, and when it comes to actually fucking you realize they had some trauma at age 12 or something or can't get rid of something a pastor told them about sex when they were kids and can't even fuck and it takes like 6 months to break up with them in a socially viable way.

Just my two cents and to each his own on why they intermittently see these escorts. I just am saying the physical act of cumming is like not the reason I'm calling these ladies.

**CoSolo** · 12-14-22 20:59

I've always wondered about the escorts that have tattoos on their front shoulder. Does anyone here know what they mean?

They always have some kind of cryptic name. It's seems like they are branded by a pimp or something. But then I've seen it on girls that I wouldn't think are pimped.

But I've come to learn that even when it doesn't seem like they are pimped, there is a good chance that they are when they have this kind of mark.

I added a photo of the tattoo I'm talking about.

**PdxHuskie** · 12-14-22 16:02

Originally Posted by Alas5877 [View Original Post]

I know I recognize the photos. Anyone know the name of this one and does she have a profile on the board?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...040/9714101426

She was around pre covid but never on tna. She was offering MFM w her BF at that time. I scheduled that type of meet and he got really jealous and possessive b / c she was loving what my mouth did for her. He bitched and they both took off. She pressed the cash back into my hand and apologized.

She resembles, height, hair, body strawberry fizzy from tna. But Fizzy is an amazing provider and this lady is more of a weak communicator.

**Sugar Daddy PDX** · 12-14-22 11:12

I know I recognize the photos. Anyone know the name of this one and does she have a profile on the board?

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...040/9714101426

**JuxtaPosedPdx** · 12-14-22 10:11

Originally Posted by ZaviJava [View Original Post]

That's "Sammy". I chatted to her on the avenue one night.

Too many signs she'd be a big pain in the ass & I passed without making a deal.

See PDXHobbiest report #99 in the ripoff forum for his take & more details.

I finally connected with her one night. 300 hr and I pounded her bare until she couldn't see straight and dumped inside. She hopped off and cleaned me up with her mouth after. I owned her pussy that night. She offered me a discount to hook up again but got pissed off about it when I reminded her that she'd give it to me for less. She said she wasn't even into dudes and has ghosted me ever since.

She did pregame in my bathroom before we started. Meth or Fetty, not sure.

**Marc Spencer** · 12-13-22 20:47

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Dude! Ain't no hookers "getting off" from any dick size, big or small. They get off from your payment. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. Actually, now that I think about it, they probably all universally appreciate a small dick because it's less wear and tear on the upholstery, so rock out with that little dick out brother!

Now, I know the super studs are going to jump on here and call bullshit, but they are the ones who are only fooling themselves and hey, you know what, who cares brothers. Whatever makes you happy. I've been with many women, both paid for and in relationships (where are you actually pay more, but I digress), and for the most part from my experience, getting women off is usually like the mystery of the goddamn Sphinx. Don't get me wrong, most can get off somehow or another, but my experience is that each woman has a totally different combination of tactics and stimuli to reach an orgasm and even then, the magic doesn't work every time for them. Heck, when you get my age, he will find out the magic doesn't work for us dude every time either.

I mean, looking for a good fit is fine, but for fucks sake's man, you're paying to get yourself off not her and as a mentor of mine once told me, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave. I'll leave you with one final story. I think this came from Redd Fox (Fred Sanford)." I whipped out my dick front of this chick one time and she give out a little giggle and asked me who I was going to please with that thing, and I replied, "me!

Golden words sir! This is the entire reality of this.

**FinBabe** · 12-13-22 12:36

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Dude! Ain't no hookers "getting off" from any dick size, big or small. They get off from your payment. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. Actually, now that I think about it, they probably all universally appreciate a small dick because it's less wear and tear on the upholstery, so rock out with that little dick out brother!

Now, I know the super studs are going to jump on here and call bullshit, but they are the ones who are only fooling themselves and hey, you know what, who cares brothers. Whatever makes you happy. I've been with many women, both paid for and in relationships (where are you actually pay more, but I digress), and for the most part from my experience, getting women off is usually like the mystery of the goddamn Sphinx. Don't get me wrong, most can get off somehow or another, but my experience is that each woman has a totally different combination of tactics and stimuli to reach an orgasm and even then, the magic doesn't work every time for them. Heck, when you get my age, he will find out the magic doesn't work for us dude every time either.

I mean, looking for a good fit is fine, but for fucks sake's man, you're paying to get yourself off not her and as a mentor of mine once told me, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave. I'll leave you with one final story. I think this came from Redd Fox (Fred Sanford)." I whipped out my dick front of this chick one time and she give out a little giggle and asked me who I was going to please with that thing, and I replied, "me!

I'm using that, "I'm paying her to leave" line. Thank you, I myself have banged a few in my day, that says it all. I've had guys go, I never or will I ever pay for sex. I said, are you married or have a girlfriend or boyfriend (trying to be socially correct) and they say, yes. Then you dumb funk, your paying even more for it, but Finbabe, my wife loves me. I'm sure she does, and your money and honestly, if a good looking guy offered your wife 1 k,2 k 10 k or whatever they might need, car or whatever, trust me boys, they will fuck someone else. I was in army for 11 years, let me tell you, as soon as their husband left, pow it was shooting fish in a barrel. Don't ever think they won't, they will. Oh not my wife! Especially your wife. Trust me.

**3Putt** · 12-13-22 10:17

Originally Posted by OakRaiders89 [View Original Post]

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...778/9715123758

Has anyone seen her?

Profile is gone.

**JJohnJack** · 12-13-22 01:03

Originally Posted by DosedAgn [View Original Post]

Didn't someone report GPS at 300 per half hour? Was this your experience?

Yep, she's 300/450, but well worth it in my opinion. I've maybe had just a couple of higher priced providers who matched her. She's SAF, but you'll have to decide if you want to lay out that much coin. She ain't cheap. She knows the assets she has and she uses them.

**DosedAgn** · 12-12-22 21:39

Originally Posted by JJohnJack [View Original Post]

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...land/103461317

I took the plunge, and man, I'm glad I did. Total porn star body, perfect C's, looks like she works out. Looks much better than pics. Great, sensual, fun GFE. CFS, wonderful DATY, great slow, sensual BBBJ, lfk, really seems to enjoy it. Definitely highly recommend.

Didn't someone report GPS at 300 per half hour? Was this your experience?

**JJohnJack** · 12-12-22 20:48

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...land/103461317

I took the plunge, and man, I'm glad I did. Total porn star body, perfect C's, looks like she works out. Looks much better than pics. Great, sensual, fun GFE. CFS, wonderful DATY, great slow, sensual BBBJ, lfk, really seems to enjoy it. Definitely highly recommend.

**MisterJimmy** · 12-12-22 17:05

Originally Posted by BluthWayne [View Original Post]

Does anyone have a recommendations for a lady who knows how to work a smaller than average member? So far I've only seen girls with big asses and it's hard for a guy like me, small dick big belly, to enjoy doggy. If you don't want to out yourself as someone with a small dick please PM me? Ideally looking for spinners who enjoy and get off from small dicks. Thanks guys.

Dude! Ain't no hookers "getting off" from any dick size, big or small. They get off from your payment. Sorry to be the one to break this to you. Actually, now that I think about it, they probably all universally appreciate a small dick because it's less wear and tear on the upholstery, so rock out with that little dick out brother!

Now, I know the super studs are going to jump on here and call bullshit, but they are the ones who are only fooling themselves and hey, you know what, who cares brothers. Whatever makes you happy. I've been with many women, both paid for and in relationships (where are you actually pay more, but I digress), and for the most part from my experience, getting women off is usually like the mystery of the goddamn Sphinx. Don't get me wrong, most can get off somehow or another, but my experience is that each woman has a totally different combination of tactics and stimuli to reach an orgasm and even then, the magic doesn't work every time for them. Heck, when you get my age, he will find out the magic doesn't work for us dude every time either.

I mean, looking for a good fit is fine, but for fucks sake's man, you're paying to get yourself off not her and as a mentor of mine once told me, you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave. I'll leave you with one final story. I think this came from Redd Fox (Fred Sanford)." I whipped out my dick front of this chick one time and she give out a little giggle and asked me who I was going to please with that thing, and I replied, "me!

**Member #6563** · 12-12-22 16:27

Does anyone have a recommendations for a lady who knows how to work a smaller than average member? So far I've only seen girls with big asses and it's hard for a guy like me, small dick big belly, to enjoy doggy. If you don't want to out yourself as someone with a small dick please PM me? Ideally looking for spinners who enjoy and get off from small dicks. Thanks guys.