Massage Parlor Reports

[IAmGib1]

Does anyone know any hot female manicurists or nail salons with hot female manicurists for men in SFV?

If she also provides HJ / BJ / FS and / or a massage, that would be heaven. But not a must.

[Cthulhu88]

Great report, thank you! Did she get naked at all or let you touch her?

No and I don't think she would go that far.

[PlayerN818]

I visited a while back and had the body scrub only, no massage, and also left hoping for more. I agree that is was a unique and fun experience regardless. I know plenty of people have gone here and received extras. They have a big menu of options, can anyone let us know which service we need to pick to leave happier?

This place has been hit and miss for awhile. If Cathy is still there, she's your best chance for a HE.

[Inheri 69]

Decided to give New Valley Day Spa a try for the 'spa experience'.

I visited a while back and had the body scrub only, no massage, and also left hoping for more. I agree that is was a unique and fun experience regardless. I know plenty of people have gone here and received extras. They have a big menu of options, can anyone let us know which service we need to pick to leave happier?

[EdCarbone]

So I guess HE is on the table? She seemed to be prepped for it. Now YMMV since this is the 5th time I've seen her (I've gotten waxed by her before) so maybe she waited to know people better? All I know is I'll be back again for sure.

Great report, thank you! Did she get naked at all or let you touch her?

[Marcath]

Decided to give New Valley Day Spa a try for the 'spa experience'.

Asked if there was a table shower, she said 'yes table shower $90'. I gave 90 as was taken to the locker room. Put a robe on and went to take a shower. On the way to the shower I saw the shower tables. After shower I went in the jacuzzi while waiting for Jenny who came and took me to a table. I took off the robe and laid down. She then threw a couple buckets of warm water on me. Felt oddly nice. They she scrubbed my body, and I mean scrubbed. Then came the body scrub lotion, some kind of lotion with pumice. More buckets of water and then soap. Told me to turn over, pulled the wet towel over my junk sumo style. Same as backside with the scrub, lotion, soap. The asked if I wanted my hair washed, sounded nice so I said yes. Then back to the shower and into the sauna. Jenny came to take me to the massage room. As mentioned before the door had a large window, weird. She gave a decent massage with lots of oil for about 1/2 hr. Never got any more than that.

The whole thing lasted 90 min so the price is not bad. The shower table and massage table both had waterproof vinyl covering like old gym equipment. Tipped Jenny $40 for all the effort. Overall, I enjoyed the 'spa experience', the place is clean and as said before, enormous. Just wish there was more at the end. I'll probably go back for the full treatment, maybe the ending will be better but if not, I'll enjoy the experience. If you visit, make sure and grab a pair of the sandals they have available, the floor is really slippery without them.

[Inheri 69]

Now YMMV since this is the 5th time I've seen her (I've gotten waxed by her before) so maybe she waited to know people better? All I know is I'll be back again for sure.

Oh I'm so happy to read your report, way to go Joanna! So it sounds like she keeps it professional, but is possibly willing to provide a little extra sensation at times when the rest of the clinic is closed, but won't jackhammer anyone. Thanks EdCarbone and Cthulhu88 for your duty.

[Cthulhu88]

So I went today for a massage and a "Brazilian facial" (facial mask on your junk). As previously stated, during the massage she does this great move where she grabs your inner thigh and really massages deep. Lots of grazing of the shaft and boys and she isn't shy about that. She kept coming back to that a few times during the massage.

On the flip she gets the chest and works down to your crotch, really focusing the base of your shaft and balls. No signs of a HE during the massage, just lots of teasing.

Then came the Brazilian facial. She wiped down the area nicely and made sure to get the dock and balls really good. She mixed up the materials used for the facial and put it on around the top of my shaft. After that happened she laid down some paper towels and said "while this dries I'm going to massage you, okay?" I said okay and she got the oil and lubed up my dick and balls gently. Used the back of her hand to spread it around and slowly worked it to the finger tips. She didn't Jack hammer at all, she gently teased more and more until she noticed my member growing. After that she went a bit more rhythmic and kept going until I busted.

I wasn't really expecting it so I said sorry and she said "it's okay, that's why the towels were there. ".

So I guess HE is on the table? She seemed to be prepped for it. Now YMMV since this is the 5th time I've seen her (I've gotten waxed by her before) so maybe she waited to know people better? All I know is I'll be back again for sure.

[Inheri 69]

Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.

While I was writing up my post I was thinking I wish I could throw $40 towards you seeing Joanna again, you're braver than me and more likely to get a desired result from her than I could. I'm way too passive with providers, unless I'm drunk and then I'm not getting a hard-on anyways haha. Thanks for the report on her.

And Cthulhu88, if you do get a chance to see Joanna again I hope you have time to leave a report here. Good teamwork everyone!

[Cthulhu88]

She was very nice and sweet in person. As to a second visit, not sure if I want to drop another $ to TOFTT on someone who historically won't provide. Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.

I'm going to be going by soon for a visit when she has the place alone. I'll see what I can get and report back.

[EdCarbone]

EdCarbone, I'm curious is someone was as straightforward as you where, when the clinic was closed, if she'd act differently. I've been meaning to post a report about a second visit I had with her. She got me to finish (unintentional on her part, but it doesn't take much for me to go). Regardless, I wonder if she would spend a bit more time working on guys if they were as direct as you were EdCarbone and it was at a time the clinic was closed.

She was very nice and sweet in person. As to a second visit, not sure if I want to drop another $ to TOFTT on someone who historically won't provide. Of course if all of you will contribute to my GoFundMe monger page, I'm happy to try. (kidding... Unless I get a positive response here, lol.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Has anyone been to this spa? They have an instagram, and also post up on RM.

Kylasmodels on IG.

Very uptight MMS (Kyla) who requires references for you to get in.

[Inheri 69]

Wow that's a lot of traffic on Joanna. She was first reported on here maybe a year ago after her craigslist ads popped up. From all the reports she is strictly business but she still confuses me. Based on older reviews (including one from me) she doesn't get guys off, but EdCarbone your excellent and very detailed report involved the most aggressive /'straight to the point' behaviour from a client I've seen and she didn't seem upset about it. It's like she knows her provocative ads will attract creeps like us, but when it comes down to her work she's strictly professional. A professional that has a bunch of hard ons in her face while she works and doesn't seem to mind.

EdCarbone, I'm curious is someone was as straightforward as you where, when the clinic was closed, if she'd act differently. I've been meaning to post a report about a second visit I had with her. She got me to finish (unintentional on her part, but it doesn't take much for me to go). Regardless, I wonder if she would spend a bit more time working on guys if they were as direct as you were EdCarbone and it was at a time the clinic was closed.

Also, I agree her appearance on craigslist and Instagram is odd and off putting, but in person she's very sweet and attractive. Great personality, which is hard to tell from her online presence. Anyways, thanks EdCarbone for the detailed report!

[Stratton77]

I've seen her ads and was tempted but in some of the pics her face looked really masculine so I've held off. Thought she could be trans but I could be wrong. That said, either way if she's not doing at least a HE, I probably won't check her out anyway.

Your experience was the same as a few members that tried her out. Someone went back on the weekend and she still didn't finish him off. Just light brushing.

[JayM066]

Your experience was the same as a few members that tried her out. Someone went back on the weekend and she still didn't finish him off. Just light brushing.

Joanna on CL: https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...564256634.html.

Joanna is a latina around 50 with under-the-muscle enhanced breasts and I think some sort of enhancement of her butt. As you see in the pic, her body looks amazing, but I don't think the breasts would be nice. She wore skin tight clothes and a low low V-neck shirt that sagged when she leaned forward and I could see some of the small natural breasts pushed out by the enhancements and it didn't work for me. 1 hr /$70,1. 5 hr /$100.

Setting: in a chiropractic office with walls that don't extend to the ceiling. Brought me in the room and showed me two folded towels on the table: full size and kitchen size and said to take my pick, so I took the kitchen hand towel. Poorly draped myself with the towel so all was showing except part of my butt. Didn't phase her and she didn't change it. Told her hard pressure on back, medium on glutes and thighs. It was all medium. Overall massage was just okay. Her hands were cold at first and I exaggerated a gasp and grabbed her leg and we laughed. She seemed fine with the touch. For my legs she pushed my cock to one side and then reached deep inside / outside of where the thigh connects to the hip and massaged there, which rubbed the balls and felt great. Did both legs that way, then turned over and again did similar. I tried touching her again and she skillfully moved away. Note: I'm genetically lucky, young looking, tall, athletic, and hung. Lucky, I know, but it usually helps with mongering. Here it didn't seem to. I gently guided her hand to my cock and she quietly pointed to the girls in the next room and said she does not do that at all. So I tried SS while she was rubbing my inner thighs and she moved my hand away and quietly said no. Then time was up, so I asked to extend to 1. 5 hrs in hopes it would help but it didn't. She asked if I wanted her to keep rubbing around my groin and I said yes. I tried SS again under the towel and she looked scared and said no. So I put my hands behind my head and kept them away. From that point she would switch side to side and move my cock each time, but still let her arm or hand brush it. She also informed me that on Tue / Thu after 2 pm she is there alone and also all day Saturday. Finished the massage and she said she would go wash her hands and to take my time. I took a papertowel and finished SS and then balled it up inside another and got dressed. She came in and I finished dressing. I didn't see a trash can at first, but when she came to give me a hug, I saw one behind her, so as I reached around her waist to hug her, I tossed it in, like you'd see in a movie and she didn't notice. I tipped 20. Conclusion: not sure I'd repeat. I'm sure I could get a HE when she's alone, but I'm not sure she'd let me touch her or display her boobs, which didn't look that good anyhow when she was leaning down all the time. Your choice, YMMV, but if you go, do it during the above alone times and report back on the boobs and HE.