Massage Parlor Reports

[Baggio57]

And, likely, the last. Probably just one of those days, but this was not great at all. Had a rare trip downtown with some free time in the morning, so I got a cab and headed over based on the stellar reviews. They "open" at 10. I got there around 10:10. Very hot lady opens the door and asks if I can come back in a half hour. Sounded like she said the girls were still asleep (LOL). That was the first clue that I should have just tried another time. Instead I took a walk around the neighborhood and returned in about 20-25 minutes. Same hot lady lets me in and says it will be another 10 minutes (clue #2). Instead of leaving, she puts me in a room and I undressed and wait, and wait, and wait. Thought about getting dressed and leaving (Clue #3). Finally, around 10:45, a young Chinese girl, early 20's but could have been 18-19 too, comes in, apologizes for the wait and says her name is Sophie and asks how long I want. I say an hour and she says $70. Uh. Ok (thought the hour was $60 .). She starts with what is a massage in name only. Just barely rubbing her hands on me. Let me just say at this point that while I may not be as young and good-looking as our friend here who gets all the cheap extras, I'm not overweight and repulsive either. Anyway, soon the door bell rings and she goes to answer it. Comes back and the phone dings and she starts texting. Finally starts with the faux massage again and really, I just want to leave. She starts teasing the boys, which was decent and asks me to flip. Asks what want, tell her and she asks how much. I say $140 and she comes back with $180. (Clue #4) I really think haggling over this is dumb and I'm fine with $200 or less, plus I'm going to get a BBBJ, right? Oh. Wrong. She returns after getting a condom (I also asked if she would do BBFS for more and she shot that down) and started with a CBJ. At this point in my life, a woman better have mad skills to get me aroused with a CBJ. Young Sophia did not possess those skills. DATY helps for me so I tell I want to 69. Sure, you give me $20 more, she says. Sigh. At this point, I'm pussy committed and $250 in (70 + 180) so what's another $20? So that helped matters and eventually I hit it in mish, but the whole thing is blah and I tell her to jack me off while I stick my tongue in her pussy. As I was leaving a guy was waiting in the waiting area. Walked out the door at 11:15, so about a half-hour of "service. " Maybe I just caught the place on a bad day, maybe they didn't like that I was there so early, who knows. Just a poor experience. Doubt I'll be back since it's not that convenient for me to get to. Next time I'll go to Chinatown and maybe an apartment girl where I know I'll at least get a BBBJ. I'm sure this place is as good as everyone says. It just wasn't on the day I went.

[Walker333]

Anyone ever try FS with Judy at OD? I'm satisfied with her usual service but this granny has me hooked LOL. If anyone can recommend some grannies like her I'd appreciate it.

Judy has a fully open menu, RTFF, just be nice to her. Good luck.

[BallsMcgeeSr]

I paid $120 to see Bella (pronounced Bay-la) at Orange which was a bit of a surprise. Funniest part of the session was when I made her cum by mashing her big clit with my thumb while I was porking her and she proclaimed "too much water!" Was actually looking for Sophia after missing the girls I wanted to see at 819 and Archer. Bella claimed that Sophia wasn't on the premises, but that there was another unseen girl working there. Hookers lie. There was a Sophia at 819 when I was looking for Anne, but I don't think that it was the same girl.

I'd steer clear of the Sophia at 819. Her looks are OK, but her service is garbage. Either go for Anne or not at all.

[BallsMcgeeSr]

Petite, cute / pretty face, tight and sensual. Not the shy type, puts in work and knows how to work it. Phenomenal pole smoker.

Highly recommend. Her last day is Thursday.

[OPIllini]

Hey all,

I recently TOFTT and visited Asian Crown in Forest Park (Harlem near Madison). Was met by May. Friendly and quiet, wearing a mask, so it was hard to see what she looked like. She's definitely late 30's-early 40's with a so-so body. I actually don't really care what they look like as long as I get what I need. .6 to the house.

I had no idea what to expect what menu options, if any, were available. To start, there is no TS. I'm finding that to be a vanishing commodity. Anyway, I laid face down covered by a sheet which fell off at some point. May proceeded to give me one of the best massages I have ever had. Nothing sensual about it, but it was amazing. She does this thing where she straddles your back and uses her lower legs in a motion that's like a butterfly stroke in swimming. Holy smokes.

When she was on the sides of the table, I tried to give her an idea of my intentions by caressing her calves. She didn't pull away, but on the flip she put my hand in position for SS. I responded by putting her hand in its place. No argument, no pushback, no negotiating. She gave me a great handy.

I tipped her .4 on the way out and she seemed appreciative. Not sure I'd go back anytime soon, but if you're looking for a great massage with L1, check it out.

Peace,

BN.

Can vouch for this place. May is a good masseuse but is albeit a bit shy when it comes to L1. However, she will do so if you're nice to hear.

[NoHorni]

Any place that would be great to go on my birthday, I been to some but I'm thinking about going to a new fun place.

[BigBuck55]

So I'm looking for someplace that offers a table shower. I've never had the opportunity to have one. I'm interested in recommendations that any of you may have. I've looked through the forum and thinking SXL. Would like to hear your recommendations.

Thanks!

[HappyGardener]

Anyone ever try FS with Judy at OD? I'm satisfied with her usual service but this granny has me hooked LOL. If anyone can recommend some grannies like her I'd appreciate it.

Judy rarely says no.

[Bourbon Neat]

Anyone ever try FS with Judy at OD? I'm satisfied with her usual service but this granny has me hooked LOL. If anyone can recommend some grannies like her I'd appreciate it.

I was wondering the same thing. Saw her for the first time last week and holy smokes. I was expecting her oral service based on what's been posted here, but never expected what I got.

I was going to ask her for 69 but didn't last long enough. I'll be sure to ask next time.

[BallsMcgeeSr]

Hmm, interesting that you have been seeing girls that I recommended. Nana, Shasha and now trying to see Anne. You should add Kiki while you are at it lol.

Anne was already popular. I can only imagine her becoming more so after the review where she let the guy finger fucked her ass. So it's best to make an appointment. The 15th is her last working day. There is an internet celebrity coming on the 16th. Not exactly sure what the booker means by "internet celebrity", but in the video I got she is hot. It's only a 7 second video, but what a body. Hope she shows up. Will post a PSA when she does show up.

Your recommendations are always spot on. In Charlie, I trust.

[Skyline09]

Anyone ever try FS with Judy at OD? I'm satisfied with her usual service but this granny has me hooked LOL. If anyone can recommend some grannies like her I'd appreciate it.

[BabyBoy2013]

Went to 819 on OF Charlie's rec.

Went for the full hr, which in retrospect wasn't really needed. She was amazing, super intimate right from the get to, teasing and whatnot before even discussing $. Negotiated FS for 140. She rimmed my ass, like directly, it was dope. Lots of head. Balls, you name it. Started the main act CG, the RCG, then mish, then I was going at it from the side, teasing her ass, and asked if I could slip a finger in, she said yes, and was going at it with my thumb in her. Was honestly pretty fucking hot.

Let me say this though: please don't go in there an expect this, not sure how to say this in a non-douchey way, but I'm pretty youngish and attractive and notice I get away with more for a lower price than most.

Hey me 2. I get away with a lot also. After we finish she even cleans my car and gets my Dry Cleaning. I'm just saying this in non-douchey way. LOL.

[GeneralObvious]

You got a standard rate for FS. As for the provider's performance, well that's a bit above average. No need to toot your own horn too much. The real prize is always BBFSCIP, or BBFSCIA, which I've only met 2 providers, both escorts, who were willing.

I've only met 2 escorts who allowed CIA. Getting CIP is easier, especially if you're fixed.

[Moss734]

Went to 819 on OF Charlie's rec.

Went for the full hr, which in retrospect wasn't really needed. She was amazing, super intimate right from the get to, teasing and whatnot before even discussing $. Negotiated FS for 140. She rimmed my ass, like directly, it was dope. Lots of head. Balls, you name it. Started the main act CG, the RCG, then mish, then I was going at it from the side, teasing her ass, and asked if I could slip a finger in, she said yes, and was going at it with my thumb in her. Was honestly pretty fucking hot.

Let me say this though: please don't go in there an expect this, not sure how to say this in a non-douchey way, but I'm pretty youngish and attractive and notice I get away with more for a lower price than most.

Must have been right when she saw you and she got those butterfly feelings in her stomach. I bet she was already wet down there before you even touched her.

[Moejoo]

I've been at this hobby since I was in the girls peer group to now I am old enough to be their grandfather. Yes when I was young I had a full head of hair and a 32 inch waist from hours in the gym and the girls reacted to and treated me much differently than they do now. So what? I just don't get guys that feel the need to post about what they believe to be their youth, good looks, or what they believe their big dick gets them. 99 percent of the huge O's that everyone likes to believe they give these girls are fake. The only thing that's real is the girls counting the money and looking for the next guy that walks through the door to give her another wad of cash.