Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[Member #6293]

I was scheduled to see her today and maaaaan I'm glad I thought to do a search on here to see what people had to say before I went. Glad I as saw this old post. Her 180 hhr w / msog and CIM seemed to good to be true. Cancelling on her now.

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

[BrainLara]

Oh that's great. Would you have the Baby / flower crew Hx handle? I'd be interested in seeing other girls connected to them.

The girls have their own handles. The crew has seen a lot of attrition and their best days are behind them. Here are some still around: EnchantingDahlia, SabrinaValentine, NyloNight, AlexAzalea. Some others whose handles escape me atm.

I've seen her a few times also. The deer in the headlights look is a very accurate description of her. It's good to know I'm not the only one who's she's oddly quiet with during FS. She's so quiet it creepy. I will say for such a small girl she has probably the most spacious vagina I've ever felt. I'm not small and I had to grab the head board so I didn't fall in. The one redeeming quality about her is she genuinely wants to please even though she's very unskilled she takes direction well. She'll do whatever you ask. So if directing cute spinner on how to properly service you cock gets you off she fills that niche. But she's not one to see for more than a hhr. I'd imagine an hour with her would be incredibly boring and quiet.

Thanks for the chuckle.

[JohnSmith21]

Her personality and looks are really cool. I know her personality outside of this. She use to work at a bikini bar and my friend dated her last year before she moved to NY. She's really bubbly and I've always wanted to smash but can't break bro code haha (he doesn't know she does hx).

But what about the bro code of letting your bro know that your chick is an escort? LOL.

[AssusPrime]

Her personality and looks are really cool. I know her personality outside of this. She use to work at a bikini bar and my friend dated her last year before she moved to NY. She's really bubbly and I've always wanted to smash but can't break bro code haha (he doesn't know she does hx).

Thats nice and all but anyone here actually banged her?

[PayPalMakesMon]

Hey brothers.

What is the 411 on this girl. I searched threads about her here and there isn't really a proper review of her performance and menu.

I see that she will be down in SoCal again. At 400 per hr I would like some real intel before booking.

Help a brother out.

Her personality and looks are really cool. I know her personality outside of this. She use to work at a bikini bar and my friend dated her last year before she moved to NY. She's really bubbly and I've always wanted to smash but can't break bro code haha (he doesn't know she does hx).

[AssusPrime]

Hey brothers.

What is the 411 on this girl. I searched threads about her here and there isn't really a proper review of her performance and menu.

I see that she will be down in SoCal again. At 400 per hr I would like some real intel before booking.

Help a brother out.

[HoeWhisperer]

She was JadeCandy with the baby / flower crew. She has this perpetual deer in the headlights look about her, incredibly almost eerily quiet but I like her a lot. Very good by the current hx standards.

I've seen her a few times also. The deer in the headlights look is a very accurate description of her. It's good to know I'm not the only one who's she's oddly quiet with during FS. She's so quiet it creepy. I will say for such a small girl she has probably the most spacious vagina I've ever felt. I'm not small and I had to grab the head board so I didn't fall in. The one redeeming quality about her is she genuinely wants to please even though she's very unskilled she takes direction well. She'll do whatever you ask. So if directing cute spinner on how to properly service you cock gets you off she fills that niche. But she's not one to see for more than a hhr. I'd imagine an hour with her would be incredibly boring and quiet.

[Chaplin8]

She was JadeCandy with the baby / flower crew. She has this perpetual deer in the headlights look about her, incredibly almost eerily quiet but I like her a lot. Very good by the current hx standards.

Oh that's great. Would you have the Baby / flower crew Hx handle? I'd be interested in seeing other girls connected to them.

[BrainLara]

She was JadeCandy with the baby / flower crew. She has this perpetual deer in the headlights look about her, incredibly almost eerily quiet but I like her a lot. Very good by the current hx standards.

I ended up meeting her before I saw your reply. Thanks though!

She told me she's been around for about a year. She didn't tell me what name she used before though. She worked for a booker before, but she's been indy for about 1-2 weeks now. So you got to be patient with her scheduling as she's still working on getting her timing right I think. She saw me a about 15 min past our scheduled time, but she let me know she was running a bit late 15 min before our scheduled time. There was this guy that gave her a bad rating which she claims is because she ended up cancelling on him. I looked up his ratings and noticed he has 9 red ratings and so I'm pretty sure that's why she cancelled on him. She must not have realized when first booking him. I personally thought it was a good decision on her part. How does one get that many red ratings? This guy has been consistently getting red ratings for about 2 years now. Anyway this shithead gave her a bad rating for cancelling, but as long as you guys don't have lots of red like that shit head, I'm certain she won't cancel on you guys. I was a noob and she still saw me.

She was awesome guys. She's exactly the girl in her pictures. Pretty 25 year old, about 5'2". And less than 100 lbs with a stem of flowers on one of her arms, I forgot which one. Nice ass and I think her pussy has that really nice pretty, smooth, and young look. I saw her for 20 min. Her BBBJ is slow, and would be really nice if that's all you went for. She would make you pop in 20 min for sure..

[Chaplin8]

Anyone hit this?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JadeCandyy

Her Menu:

To see me send me your number and let me know when and for how long you want to come by and I'll text you once we are confirmed.

A little about me: I'm 24, white (Greek), 5'1, 95 pounds, have hair brown, brown eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings (ears an nose), wear a 32 a bra and am completely shaven down below.

I really enjoy connecting with people and provide a true girlfriend experience that includes.

LFK / DFK.

BBBJ.

BLS.

DATY.

FIV / FOV (as long as your hands and nails are well kept).

COB.

CIM.

CIMWS (+20).

COF.

MSOG (unlimited, hhr or longer appointments only).

I'm NOT open to offering BBFS, DATO on me or you, FIA, Greek, uncovered CS, really rough sex, or pics / vids ever, so please.

My donations for my time (cash only) are..

I have. PM me and I'll share info.

I ended up meeting her before I saw your reply. Thanks though!

She told me she's been around for about a year. She didn't tell me what name she used before though. She worked for a booker before, but she's been indy for about 1-2 weeks now. So you got to be patient with her scheduling as she's still working on getting her timing right I think. She saw me a about 15 min past our scheduled time, but she let me know she was running a bit late 15 min before our scheduled time. There was this guy that gave her a bad rating which she claims is because she ended up cancelling on him. I looked up his ratings and noticed he has 9 red ratings and so I'm pretty sure that's why she cancelled on him. She must not have realized when first booking him. I personally thought it was a good decision on her part. How does one get that many red ratings? This guy has been consistently getting red ratings for about 2 years now. Anyway this shithead gave her a bad rating for cancelling, but as long as you guys don't have lots of red like that shit head, I'm certain she won't cancel on you guys. I was a noob and she still saw me.

She was awesome guys. She's exactly the girl in her pictures. Pretty 25 year old, about 5'2". And less than 100 lbs with a stem of flowers on one of her arms, I forgot which one. Nice ass and I think her pussy has that really nice pretty, smooth, and young look. I saw her for 20 min. Her BBBJ is slow, and would be really nice if that's all you went for. She would make you pop in 20 min for sure. She wasn't able to DT me all the way but she tried when I asked her. She did some BLS but it was light and concentrated on mostly my left nut. After BBBJ for about 5 min, I went for other positions including cg mish and doggy. She was more LFK with me, but this is probably YMMV. She's very submissive and likes to be lead more than taking the lead is my impression. She's really quiet, doesn't make a peep while your pounding away. The view of her doggy starfish is totally worth it. She took my load in her mouth. I had been saving my load for about a couple weeks, I could have drowned her. She let it spill out all over her perky little titties. It was so hot. She didn't watch the clock at all, though I finished on time. I got the impression she would have let me keep talking to her for a bit more if I had stayed, but I had to go so didn't stick around. She was really friendly the whole time and gave me lots of compliments. I think you guys are really going to like her and her rates are a lot better than most out there. I don't know for how long though. She's just starting out as independent and working on building her network. She might increase her price once she has a better network, so don't miss out on those rates guys.

[ContrasLvr]

Thanks for the helpful reviews, I plan on meeting all on the list. Lets go.

All girls seen recently. Some of the best times I have had. This global recession will usher in a golden age of more girls and lower prices. Cash out your crypto and have fun out there.

Tabie.

What happened to this girl? Hadn't seen her in years and she like a WWE star now. Buff as hell and bossy. Said DATY was mandatory. Pussy and ass are still tight as hell. Her pussy is like a goddamn vice. Takes in the ass like a porn star. If you like buff milfs who take it in the ass go for it.

Summertime.

Another anal time MILF. Good BBBJ cim with some light dt action. Body is soft as she has breeded. Friendly and takes direction. If you like her pics go for it, service is above average.

LaylaLarson.

This chick is hot as hell. The hottest chick in this crew. Her body is amazing and her face is pretty. If you saw her in a bar you would be drooling. Round firm ass and big man-made tatas. Friendly. Delivered on her menu. She isn't a nympho or the wildest in the sack. She is just doing this for the $$ But damn she is hot.

SaraSmile.

Cute latina. Petite with a special rack. Reserved but friendly. BBBJ and various positions. For me nothing special.

[OcWaveRider]

Anyone hit this?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JadeCandyy

Her Menu:

To see me send me your number and let me know when and for how long you want to come by and I'll text you once we are confirmed.

A little about me: I'm 24, white (Greek), 5'1, 95 pounds, have hair brown, brown eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings (ears an nose), wear a 32 a bra and am completely shaven down below..

I have. PM me and I'll share info.

[Chaplin8]

Anyone hit this?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JadeCandyy

Her Menu:

To see me send me your number and let me know when and for how long you want to come by and I'll text you once we are confirmed.

A little about me: I'm 24, white (Greek), 5'1, 95 pounds, have hair brown, brown eyes, a few tattoos, a few piercings (ears an nose), wear a 32 a bra and am completely shaven down below.

I really enjoy connecting with people and provide a true girlfriend experience that includes.

LFK / DFK.

BBBJ.

BLS.

DATY.

FIV / FOV (as long as your hands and nails are well kept).

COB.

CIM.

CIMWS (+20).

COF.

MSOG (unlimited, hhr or longer appointments only).

I'm NOT open to offering BBFS, DATO on me or you, FIA, Greek, uncovered CS, really rough sex, or pics / vids ever, so please.

My donations for my time (cash only) are.

160/20 mins.

200/ HHR.

250/45 M.

300/ HR.

400/90 mins.

500/2 hrs.

+200 for each additional hour after than.

I don't offer discounts or accept electronic donations.

Looking forwarded to seeing you soon!

Jade.

[GuysTT2]

Can you DM me her info? I'm not on HX.

If you go to.. www.pay_4_HXpoints.com you can actually get her number and she is giving away an offer to use a solar powered dildo that has LEDs on her. It's her new thing and she's offering 1/2 off on donations and a free toaster for Christmas.

[TigerLix]

Anyone else book Enclave girl Kendra Loggins right before Turkey Day? She ain't as busy no more and only posts ads every 4-5 months or so. One of the true Irish freckled redhead white hottie if you are into that type. Gives great BBBJ and pussy gets wet during DATY and CFS. Massive titties, gorgeous natural red hair that changes hue.

You can finish COT or COF and spray your cum on as many target freckles you want LOL. Sadly, no BBFS for me. Maybe she lets some of you lucky dogs rawdog her.

Can you DM me her info? I'm not on HX.