Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin.

Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Went to My Happy Feet where I had only 30 minutes for a massage. Lily was much more accommodating and enjoyable. At least the afternoon was not a total loss.

I kinda agree with her. There are many girls who do not give that kind of access at all. Including some "famous" girls mentioned on this list. Some times girls will negotiate a bigger tip with UTC access. Its actually pretty rare to get a girl completely naked. So that is worth something and there is some eoncomic value to touching a naked woman in her private places. Many of these shops don't give anything from the house fee to the girls. They just work for tips.

The answering the phone bit is super rude, but many Chinese girls do that, or carry on converations with other girls while giving you a massage. Thats their culture. I would have let it go a minute or two, and then given her an ultimatum to end the call or end the session. And if the call continued, maybe I would have gotten up and given her 10 or 15.

[MichaelKnight2]

Decided to see what the hype was.

So my friend told me about Nikki.

Didn't know what to expect from Hotels so I was cautious.

It's the Best western in SA off the 55 and Dyer Road.

Total $140 for 30 minutes of playtime. Paid an extra $60 so I could pop two times with her.

They let you choose which girl you want. And Nikki does actually look like the girl in the ad.

Maybe she has a good make up artist LOL, but she was tasty and shaved. She droooled on my cock perfectly.

She said next time visit her at her work.

Guess these girls like hotels and AMPs it seems.

https://nightfunpages.com/choose-you...-661-424-2690/

No Chinese gilfs like Lucy here. Just hot Korean girls and Vietnamese. Went by twice. Didn't regret.

[MichaelKnight2]

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[MassageTourist]

Zelda the prostate lady in anaheim hills is incredible. Not attractive but crazy release. Her website is walnutsaver dot org.

I am curious about this. Any more info you can share?

[MichaelKnight2]

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You are so full of shit and making this shit up. Time for you to go.

A2

[MichaelKnight2]

Is Rainbow detox in Anaheim still open?

Went by and got yuri.

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[Bastard Chorum]

At Haven Spa.

Ok face to me which clearly has been under the knife multiple times, 5'5", heavily scarred man made D's, soft and plump ass, shaven pussy. Tatted up and her skin tone is between fair and tanned, leaning more to fair. Has C-section scar. In good shape, her body feels more like skinny fat than physically fit due to exercise. She's so self-conscious of her scars that I felt bad for her. Very unique hairstyle that has African influences but I'm at a loss for descriptions of.

Great conversationalist and has a slight accent. But pretty talkative to the point that she seemed to want to avoid periods of long silence. Comes across as a bit ghetto too. I usually want silence when I'm enjoying a good massage. Unfortunately, Shai does not really provide one. She's more of a rub here and there and it'll work out somehow kind of masseuse. She's one of the few I've experience that will actually do a full nuru slide along your body. Very good teasing on the flip. Settled on $300 for CFS. CBJ was nice, decent technique and variation, good suction, head bobbing, and eye contact. I liked how her ass jiggles in K9 and she's decently flexible in mish for the finish.

Overall, I would categorize her as a bit better than average among the girls I've seen at Haven. But I won't repeat as she's too plastic for me and the scars really put a damper on my libido throughout the session.

$65 to the house and $300 tip.

[Bastard Chorum]

At Haven Spa.

Attractive dolled up face with hilariously long eyelashes and thick botox filled lips. 5'4, decent man made D's, thick ass (on the fence whether they are enhanced or not), shaven pussy. Bunch of tats (which seems like a theme for girls working in Haven), skin tone is lightly tanned. She's the fittest Latina I've seen so far at this place. Works out hard weight training and it shows. Tight thick body that's toned and slightly muscled.

Cheerful personality and good talker; initiates topics, listens ok without rambling or bulldozing over your replies, upbeat back and forth banter. She starts off with hot stones which was unexpected and new. Likes to use slow long slides and lightly caresses with her fingernail extensions. Some may like it but it gives me goosebumps so I had her stop it. She wanted $200 for hour nuru which is on the high side and a ridiculous $500 for CFS. Settled on just nuru as people gave good reviews (of which she is aware of) about her and wanted to see for myself. Great dirty talker, caters heavily to the daddy's girl archetype. Good tease and finish but nothing outstanding from my experience.

In the end, she an attractive Latina with a nice body and has a case of GPS for this segment of sex workers. For the price she's asking you can find better on HX or PD if you're looking for a Latina or head over to kgirls (which interestingly enough occasionally houses some Latinas) for a more comfortable and intimate setting. I'm sure she has her fans but I'm clearly not one and won't be repeating.

$65 to the house and $200 tip.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer, just like I told Kitty last night, your inbox is full.

Your still hitting that ass from behind?

[FrankReynolds]

Thank you for the recommendation. Here my reports.

1. Young Cloud 9.

Decided to take one for the team. Didn't make an appointment and just walked in. I got a lady by the name of Mia. She was ok looking. I payed for an hour. She took me to the back area. There are curtains for doors. Undressed and just played along. She did a great massage. I really enjoyed the massage. She was playing with my boys from behind from time to time. I knew there were extras. I stated making moves. She played with my crack for a good time and asked me to flip. Started on the pool with plenty of oil and moved to my crack, playing with my star fish and eventually some sort of painful prostate play. I burst a lot of juice pretty fast and I could also hear mongers next to me getting milked as they grunted LOL. I paid 40 as tip and she kinda didn't smile but who cares, 40 is all you deserve for that service. It wasn't expectacular but I would repeat. Good teasing though and great massage. The prostate play was too rough.

2. BREEZEY (INDEPENDENT).

Following other people's advice, took this one off my bucket list. I can't even believe I did this one. Texted her and agreed for the date. It was in a low class hotel. I should have known better. Got the room # and went in. Mannnn, this lady was not my type and definitely what I was looking for but the other head was making decisions that day and went for it. I just wanted to pop and rhats exactly what I did. Maybe 10 minutes and I was out the door. Never again!! Even Lucy at F&C looks better. I will just pretend this one didn't happen. Oh my! 80 damage.

Please recommend me other prostate players or some Asian Milfs. I still have yet to try the Tustin Chiro place. I know exactly where it is.

Stay safe guys.

Zelda the prostate lady in anaheim hills is incredible. Not attractive but crazy release. Her website is walnutsaver dot org.

[Mango Lvr]

Myeh. TIFTT. I booked an hour because I like to gamble a bit and swing for the seats when I go to a new place. Everyone books hh, so I like to think it's a bit different. T'was a Viet grandma, short and chubby (which I don't all that much mind) with that GPS attitude (which I very much do mind) the Viet women have. Tease, but no, but tease, but no. Makes you crazy. Got a HJ from her, I asked for more, but she was firm. Going in got a quick look at the colleagues. Not a youthful bunch. After the HJ, there was still plenty of time and we had a nice time chatting while she rubbed legs and chest and whatever. , basically killing time. Tipped her 60, thought about it for a second. 50 or 40? Nah. I won't be going back, so why be a cheapskate? I get the feeling about the place that it's mostly miss with the very rare hit. That's just not worth the money to do the research.

The place is nice, the room is clean and felt private, so that was a big plus. It's a quality place, for sure, but doesn't have that extra. Umpf.

I know guys get angry about high tipping and in retrospect I should have tipped her 40. But that is also the next day after I've thought about it! At the time I'm still feeling the high. I am a generous man and go in with a friendly, fun attitude. It's an investment that hopefully relaxes them and fun begins. This also means that when they cross a line, such as talking on the phone or other bad behavior, I'm confident that the issue was with them and I can act accordingly.

[Mango Lvr]

Hadn't visited Happy on Warner since the soso experience with Katie. Drew Lisa, whose push-up bra and toothy smile had some appeal. Paid for the hour in the room direct to Lisa. Got comfy and sat waiting for Lisa's return. A few hand gestures to clarify expectations and naked she gets.

Spent a few minutes massaging her twat and enjoying her stout nipples. Then either her or my phone rings. I wasn't about to answer, so continued exploring. She on the other hand thought differently.

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.

As she negotiated and scheduled her next appointment with whomever was on the phone, I proceeded to get dressed. She finishes her call and starts asking "what you doing". I didn't answer. She starts pleading for me to stay and I just held my phone to my ear and said, "Bad idea. ".

She tries to massage my junk and appears to be going to her knees but I just said, "Don't bother. ".

I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".

Most Asian massage therapists I've known remain calm in challenging situations. Not Lisa. She adds to the exasperation by telling me I have to tip her for touching her naked carcass. To which I just said, "No, I don't. " After which I walked out to the lobby and out the front door with her chastising me and whaling to her co-workers in Mandarin..

You're totally right. I've put up with lots of interruptions, popping in and out the door, etc. Mia over at Air body, or whatever it is called was an extreme case. But the phone is too much! I've had it a few times. I'll take your example for next time.

[NailBoiz1]

Mr. Plumber in my opinion does what We all need to when provided poor service. Walk.

No Tip.

If this was the standard monger response, the service would be much better.

I would have done the same and have done the same.

The lady actually walked out to the front door and flip me off and yelled you cheap. LOL.

Man that just hurts my feeling. LOL.

[Taws6]

Big mistake, honey, and total buzz kill.
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I'm now fully dressed and she's standing between me and the door. I look her right in the eyes, show her it's only been 10 minutes since we started and said, "No tip. ".
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Under any other disappointing scenario I'd tip something. But not this one. Maybe I burned a bridge. If so, so be it.

Mr. Plumber in my opinion does what We all need to when provided poor service. Walk.

No Tip.

If this was the standard monger response, the service would be much better.