EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Ziroxd91]

Guys, do you have any exp with this provider? I plan to visit Anita in Glenview.

https://europeantouchmassage.escortbook.com/

[Pupsnu]

Does she provide any level of happy ending?

Is there anything new or noteworthy happening in the lower Shermer offices? I went to see Nata at CT. I think she is one of the last gals operating out of that little space. Her youthful looking top is always perfect for exploration. Even if the experience is nothing new, I'll take R & R with a mature woman who is very good natured and appreciates playful flirting any day. Life is too short for cold, jaded players.

I noticed that Instagram Lana now lists her office location as being in Wheeling. When I saw her last, she was on Tower Road in Northfield and it looked as if she was just moving in. Why pay rent on two locations only 20 minutes apart? Makes me wonder if anyone else is in those offices with her.

[Dr Manhattan]

Is there anything new or noteworthy happening in the lower Shermer offices? I went to see Nata at CT. I think she is one of the last gals operating out of that little space. Her youthful looking top is always perfect for exploration. Even if the experience is nothing new, I'll take R & R with a mature woman who is very good natured and appreciates playful flirting any day. Life is too short for cold, jaded players.

I noticed that Instagram Lana now lists her office location as being in Wheeling. When I saw her last, she was on Tower Road in Northfield and it looked as if she was just moving in. Why pay rent on two locations only 20 minutes apart? Makes me wonder if anyone else is in those offices with her.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html

Besides Rolling Meadows is she at Irene's too?

[ZzTopSterZz]

Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html

Thanks for TOFFT. "Face barely moved" = Botox. Would be surprised if her boobs are real.

[Hardwood1060]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...557969179.html

Anyone know if she's legit?

Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html

[BbTurbo87]

I love redheads and would like to hear more.

I would say she's probably in her 60's, great massage but not my first choice. Also does L1 but nothing special.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I heard there also a red head named Lyia at GH. Anyone see her?

I love redheads and would like to hear more.

[ChgoGuySouth]

What did the CBJ and K9 CFS run you? 30 or 60 minutes? Doesn't sound great but if the price is right maybe. Thank you!

I heard there also a red head named Lyia at GH. Anyone see her?

[YDiner14]

I saw Anna a few weeks back. Had asked for Julia, but for some reason the lady set me up with Anna. Thought she was pretty cute. I'm terrible at judging age. Late 30's? Early 40's? No clue, really. But I thought she was very cute and friendly.

Can confirm FS is on the table. And CBJ but wow it was rough--and not in the good way. On the other hand, only seemed interested in doggy, resisted all other efforts at changing position. So there's that. Even so, might see her again in a pinch.

Also saw Julia for the second time. Only seems to offer L1 with some hint at FIV down the line? Not sure there.

What did the CBJ and K9 CFS run you? 30 or 60 minutes? Doesn't sound great but if the price is right maybe. Thank you!

[Waking521]

I saw Anna a few weeks back. Had asked for Julia, but for some reason the lady set me up with Anna. Thought she was pretty cute. I'm terrible at judging age. Late 30's? Early 40's? No clue, really. But I thought she was very cute and friendly.

Can confirm FS is on the table. And CBJ but wow it was rough--and not in the good way. On the other hand, only seemed interested in doggy, resisted all other efforts at changing position. So there's that. Even so, might see her again in a pinch.

Has anyone else met Anna and can report on this service / looks or any other girls at this location?

Also saw Julia for the second time. Only seems to offer L1 with some hint at FIV down the line? Not sure there.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Looks like Jane is back in Palatine or back advertising. CL.

[PeteMusk]

The usual 0110 number. I like the eye candy she's using now. If only she was as sweet, kind, and gentle as the girls in the pics. Interesting that she's suddenly offering outcall.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...562155253.html

"Hand Therapy"
Despite the stolen pics of model Ruby Lee and Jersey area code, this one feels like Euro outcall:
https://www.massagebook.com/Chicago~Massage~Lanalit

The ole glove lady at the 0110.

Lana lit, ha. Maybe someone rolls the dice.

[Dr Manhattan]

The usual 0110 number. I like the eye candy she's using now. If only she was as sweet, kind, and gentle as the girls in the pics. Interesting that she's suddenly offering outcall.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/h...562155253.html

"Hand Therapy"
Despite the stolen pics of model Ruby Lee and Jersey area code, this one feels like Euro outcall:
https://www.massagebook.com/Chicago~Massage~Lanalit

[Dr Manhattan]

Thanks Dr for that intel, saved me the time and the cash since I thought about checking that out one day. I owe you an e at sammich, aka intel on other prospects. ,tagreplacement0}.

That phone # also links to an ad for "Christy" and matches an old number I had for Christy a couple years ago operating as an independent or so I thought from a small apartment in Glenview and I heard was not operating from a hotel in Schaumburg. The number links to other ads as well:

Is it an agency? A little group of independents? Or just one girl pretending to be 3-4 different girls?

The more I dig, the more it looks like a service. The oldest ad I found was from 2018, with copy that read, "European beautiful neat friendly girls. " It has random, luck-of-the-draw outcall written all over.