Massage Parlor Reports

[Fabio 421]

A few days ago I was in Tampa. I went to my usual spot and my regular provider had the day off. The lady who was working is not very good at her job so I declined service and left. I searched this thread and saw where someone mentioned Palace as being one of the top four places in Tampa. So I decided to try it out. I searched on my map program and it directed me to Palace on Fowler. I went there and was greeted by a very skinny late 40's or early 50's Chinese lady who spoke very little English. I thought maybe she was the mamasan but she ended up being my provider. She proceeded to give me a uninspired massage. 6 out of 10 on the massage. Very little teasing, even with many hints in my part. Upon the flip she started to try to awkwardly tease my by tickling me and blowing strange kisses to me. She went to give me the standard HE but I thought, "what the hell" so I asked her to use her mouth. She agreed to CBJ for. 8 after she initially asked for 1. It was not great. Maybe a 6. 5 out of 10. And this was with me providing the hat. I'm sure it would have been worse if I had used the one she was trying to provide. After she helped me to completion she did not rush me and she finished my time with more massage. She did take direction well. I was very disappointed but now I see that the Palace that I was supposed to have visited is in St. Pete. Oh well, I guess I learned the hard way. Don't make the same mistake I did.

[Fl Hickory]

A few days ago, I found the new AMP in Riverview that would seem to be a replacement for the one that closed (Pure Massage in the same strip mall as the big box lumber store). The name of the new place is Sunshine Massage it is on Riverview Dr about a block west of 301. I went in around 10:30 AM and the place was basically deserted. The woman at the front desk seemed to be the ONLY one there and was ultimately my masseuse. She was best described as a middle aged Chinese soccer mom, plain but pleasant looking, Not a flaming exotic beauty nor a fuggly butter face. She was wearing sweat pants and a T shirt. Passable, but not fluent in English. I asked her name to which she replied "not have Amelican name" and avoided my request for her Chinese name. I asked about "table shower, the reply was "not have. Yet".

The massage was slightly better than average for this type of operation. During the massage I squeezed her thighs and ass as the opportunities arose to signal my intentions a ploy which I have consistently used for years. There was no discussion towards the end about what I wanted and a few minutes after the flip she oiled me up and began a jack hammer handshake, no teasing. She would not let me reach under her shirt to fondle her breasts. Eventually she got the job done, cleaned me up, dressed me and out the door in 1 hour, . 80 at the door and no discussion at the end about the cost of services so I left her the customary. 40 tip to which there was no reaction, no "oh thank you " or "more".

Cliff Notes version: Save your gas money for something better, decent massage, uninspired finish. Parking is right on the busy street, behave accordingly.

Ol' Hickory.

[Bearing100]

The nice lady we know as "June" still has an active court case. No inside info her, it's all on the court webpage. She hired not one but two very good law firms. The prosecutor looks very young and green plus she's also handling the other somewhat related cases who have also hired equally good local lawyers. Tampa and Hillsborough county has tried for years to close these type of law abiding tax paying businesses. What they can't get through their thick skull is what consenting adults do in a private room is their business. They've tried busting them on prostitution and license violations and they failed in the past. Now they're trying money laundering charges and other nonsense. I would estimate, between the investigation, arrest and preliminary court this probably cost the taxpayers of Hillsborough county in excess of a million dollars.

I really think most of the logical / thinking LEO could care less. Have several friends who are and know that. Yeah, pretty crazy with all the real crime & violence that goes on in the area that needs to be tackled to waste taxpayer money on this. At least with most AMP girls I know of they are really clean cut, health conscious and just trying to earn a living and it's something that is perfectly legal in a lot countries and safe. They're most all pretty impeccable on their hygiene too and cleanliness and they don't do drugs and a lot don't even drink. (In fact they are a lot more hygienic & health conscious then the drunk girls that guys are out picking up at bars night after night). Most of them take regular vacations w / family & friends, etc. And live pretty normal lives when away from work. They're pretty much the complete opposite of criminals. Yes, definitely a complete waste of time and taxpayer money.

[TheMechanic95]

Could someone provide more info on the ritz, I can't seem to find it on googlemaps.

[TremontTeddy]

June is at least 1 year from coming back.

The nice lady we know as "June" still has an active court case. No inside info her, it's all on the court webpage. She hired not one but two very good law firms. The prosecutor looks very young and green plus she's also handling the other somewhat related cases who have also hired equally good local lawyers. Tampa and Hillsborough county has tried for years to close these type of law abiding tax paying businesses. What they can't get through their thick skull is what consenting adults do in a private room is their business. They've tried busting them on prostitution and license violations and they failed in the past. Now they're trying money laundering charges and other nonsense. I would estimate, between the investigation, arrest and preliminary court this probably cost the taxpayers of Hillsborough county in excess of a million dollars.

[Vivify]

Really looking forward to my trip to the Tampa / StPete area, but thanks to the enticing descriptions here I'm having trouble making up my mind where! Who's your favorite AMP eye candy and why? (Pics would be great if they're allowed. Or links.).

[Joey6688]

Agree on your list along with few others I remember that would pop in for a short time (Sky, Clarita, Scarlett, etc.) to never make a return appearance. Momo was definitely a cutey and always cheerful & entertaining to converse with too. Miss her and also June with her special techniques.

June is at least 1 year from coming back.

[Bearing100]

Agree on Momo!! The Momo torch burns. BTW why isn't Nicole in this conversation!

My fav's would be Momo, Nicole, Soda. Joanne. Mimi and Hannah are a photo finish with a slight edge to Mimi. Monger on.

Agree on your list along with few others I remember that would pop in for a short time (Sky, Clarita, Scarlett, etc.) to never make a return appearance. Momo was definitely a cutey and always cheerful & entertaining to converse with too. Miss her and also June with her special techniques.

[Fabio 421]

You are just asking for trouble by doing that. Keiko (likely the window lady) doesn't play and she doesn't offer a lineup. You take what you get until she knows you. All the girls do a great job, some more great than others. If you want to try your luck again you can mention that you like girls that are petite with small breasts and if one is available she will likely accommodate your preference. Asking for a lineup when Keiko is already having a bad day might get you shown to the door. YMMV.

Made the drive from Tampa to Orlando to visit Milk again.

OK experience but not quite what I was hoping for. Window girl was really rude when I ask if there were several girls available and if I could choose the one I wanted. I had read about Star and last time I was there I had a tiny spinner probably 90 lbs with the firmest little B titties ever! But when I asked she said NO! Pay fee and sit down! When the drape finally opened it was the 'famous' Sophie, which was not exactly my style but OK. Sophie is about average in body, smaller soft C cup but nice in the table shower. I DID see Star going to the shower and she appears to have nice bolt-ons which was also not what I expected from the previous reviews, but all in all it was a "Satisfying' experience. I really prefer 100 lb and small perky firm "B" cups which is what I was hoping for. Basically April's body but a lot less rules. Didn't quite meet the expectations and thus I am 50/50 on whether it was worth the drive. FYI. YMMV.

[Tsapio]

Thanks for the report sir. I've been meaning to try out the Ritz and Gemini for a while. Are the pictures of Anabelle accurate? Just looks too good to be true.

I went to see her and I would say the picture is about 90% accurate. Her service was top notch. Go and enjoy!!

[Turok47]

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[Tailintocities]

I've visited twice in the span of a year. Last year the massage was awful and no hint of happy ending. Gave it one more try and the quality of massage was better, but not great. HE seems to be their limit. Furthermore, the place is pretty gross. Both visits (remember, these happened a year apart) the front door was open with no sign of active air conditioning. The bathroom was also absolutely gross with insects buzzing around.

I've scoured Lutz pretty well (nice to have an AMP visit right before hitting Costco) and Hong wins by a mile as far as the HE shops go. .70+.40 gets 'er done and the massage is excellent. For FS I believe Chinese Therapeutic Massage (previously Tua Nui SP?) is the only action in the area.

I agree with you about Kitty's. Haven't gone there in quite a while. They had a fun masseuse there years ago, before they relocated, but she's long gone.

A while back I stopped at all the AMP's around there while I was in the area. Started with 54 HealthSpa (never been before) but was busy and got turned away. Stopped at Goldfinger and started out good with a younger attractive woman. Another guy came in and clearly didn't want Amy, the mamasan. So, she called my gal out of my room to take care of the other monger and Amy took her place with me. For those that have been there before, you know Amy is old and her performance is as bad as her appearance. Got my money back and left.

Next up was Tua Nui (what was Lilac a couple of years ago). 5 Minute wait turned into 20 minutes. Finally drew an attractive woman and started off okay until she wanted 120 for nude L1. After I quit laughing I offered 80 and she said no. Let her continue the massage and she finally agreed to 80 but I was pissed by then so I offered 60. She countered with 70. By then I was really annoyed rather than horny, so got dressed and left.

Finally went to Hong for a pleasant L1 with nice upper half exposure for normal donation.

[SuckMyWallet]

Saw Annabelle, cute petite white girl. She had a really cool vibe and personality. Everything covered, but that does not in any way mess with the fun that can be had. CBJ, miss. $. 60.

Thanks for the report sir. I've been meaning to try out the Ritz and Gemini for a while. Are the pictures of Anabelle accurate? Just looks too good to be true.

[Brasky]

Agree on Momo!! The Momo torch burns. BTW why isn't Nicole in this conversation!

My fav's would be Momo, Nicole, Soda. Joanne. Mimi and Hannah are a photo finish with a slight edge to Mimi. Monger on.

But Soda is plain. Great body but face is absolutely nothing special. Looks like an average middle-aged Asian lady. I think as far as the 'total package' goes, she can't hold a candle to someone like Momo. Now that was a loss for the entire Bay area.

[Mad Gibbon]

Decent place in Lutz. Been there a couple times. Not sure if they will do FS. But I've had a 4 Hands Massage with HJ and HE and a single single HJ and HE. Yuna was pretty, petite, but her body lacked. Teased the jewels quite a bit after getting to the legs and butt. I'm a bit tipper and prepay everything upon entry. 200 out the door and never had to ask for anything. They just did it.

I've visited twice in the span of a year. Last year the massage was awful and no hint of happy ending. Gave it one more try and the quality of massage was better, but not great. HE seems to be their limit. Furthermore, the place is pretty gross. Both visits (remember, these happened a year apart) the front door was open with no sign of active air conditioning. The bathroom was also absolutely gross with insects buzzing around.

I've scoured Lutz pretty well (nice to have an AMP visit right before hitting Costco) and Hong wins by a mile as far as the HE shops go. .70+.40 gets 'er done and the massage is excellent. For FS I believe Chinese Therapeutic Massage (previously Tua Nui SP?) is the only action in the area.