Massage Parlor Reports

[YellowCub]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

Since setting up shoppe in FedWay, Lotus has always had at least one "superstar" level provider: Bella, Tina, Keiko, KK, etc. Every time they swap in new girls, that streak (matched only by Pinee) is at risk. Met Linda today and am happy to report the streak is alive.

Linda's is straight up hot. Shes visiting from NY and has been in the US for 4 years. Her build is very much like Bella's was: athletic, toned, man made Cs, very minor mom damage. Her face is model-looks pretty. She's a MILF that looks younger than she probably is. She looked damn good in the schoolgirl outfit she's rocking today.

Her style is unrushed sensual girlfriend. English is basic but she's friendly and sweet. Massage was medium pressure. BBBJ was slow and otherworldly. Total CW. Eye contact, bls, all the tricks. Full marks for trying to bottom out. Almost lost it a few times. A gorgeous face with eyes locked on while she struggles to take you deep is tough to beat.

Box is TIIIITE and she's a Kegel pro. She started on top, slow grinded like a champ. Flipped her over into standing mish and switched to a higher gear. More eye contact with great encouragement and compliments while getting railed. Watching those Cs bounce around was a great sight. Never felt rushed, but that could also be because I visited early. Too many ladies think "YOU CUM NOW!" or "WHY YOU NO CUM" is going to speed things up when the reality is that saying the opposite works better. "You so good I want you to fuck me all day" is far more effective. Linda made me believe that she never wanted me to leave. A great superpower.

Tell her your friend "Big Monkey" recommended you and you'll make her laugh..

[NikKnew1]

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus..

Been doing the pooning thing for about 20 years now. Just started the AMP in the last year or so. Thanks for sharing your awards! That helps us all!

[Court1408]

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus.

Best combination therapeutic massage and sexperience.

Kalena various locations.

I'm looking forward to 2023 and creating a new list.

[PnwVette]

Since my favorite place is gone, today I went searching for another regular spot. I have heard some chatter about Orchid so I stopped by. The girl that greeted me was really cute. Probably around early 30's and a tight little body. I asked her name, she said Coco. As I was taking money out of the ATM I got a text that needed my immediate attention, so I had to leave. Does anyone have any intel on "this" Coco? I would like to go back but would just like to make sure its worth my while.

[DapperDan253]

Where's the best place in Tacoma for DATY and DATO only finishing with standard ending. No FS. Tip amount? Thank you.

[Ender Wiggins]

Anyone been to Jasmines lately?

Was my first place when I got into this habit and feeling kind of nostalgic.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Went to Pinee to check out the new girls at Pinee since no more Yoyo. Was at the gym earlier so arrived showered and fresh. I walk in and the new girl Niko is there. She comes over grabs my hand and we walk to the room. I tell her an hour give her $$. No problem. She says something not sure what but. I get undress as normal. She pats me on the ass grabs my cock smiles and leaves. No problem. She comes back does a half assed massaged not there for the massage. I grabbed her ass she is not wearing panties good sign reached under her sweater no bra at all. I grab those nice B's nipples getting hard she seems happy. So as normal after a half assed massaged I say its turn over time. She smiles, says something again and leaves the room. She comes back and is hesitant smiles and get on her phone. Which is weird. I tell her lets get started and in comes Keiko. I smile she smiles back they are talking to each other not sure what they are saying Keiko tells me Niko says I am too big. Keiko says she will take over. They switch places. And just like that Keiko saves the day. The best take over ever, Niko leaves and Keiko takes off that dress and her nipples are popping she goes thru her routine of alcohol spray and wipes fine be m. She and I have history so she knows what I like, I know what she likes and wants and we go at it. She does an amazing blowjob and starts on top, then to a hard K9 pounding ending in mish. I need to give her a tip for the extreme customer service. Pinee may have solved how to keep a customer satisfied and yes I will be back Have not had anyone at Pinee give me the you too big. But hopefully Niko stays around. And if allowed to yes I will try my best to put the hammer to her if allowed. If you gents get a chance please put the extreme wood to her on my behalf.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

[DapperDan253]

Thanks for the update. What a sad loss. If you find out where they move to please keep us posted.

Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.

[Moose21]

Now that's funny!

We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.

[PnwVette]

What are the rates? What was your tipped amount?

Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.

[AussieFury]

We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.

[AussieFury]

I'm getting DMs about what I was talking about regarding Cici. Post 1116:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...895&viewfull=1#post5635895.

[DapperDan253]

What are the rates? What was your tipped amount?

Today I decided to go to one of my favorite spots. HK Spa in Lakewood, I have always had a good time there and the girls have always been very friendly and fun. When I arrived I noticed a new sign on the building. It is no longer HK, its now called Gold Sauna. I decided to check it out. I am glad I did. The woman that came up to the window seemed cute at first, but when she opened the door to let me in the back. Wow! Vietnamese woman, very form fitting dress that enhanced every curve. Cute face and her body is bangin!

As I have stated before, I don't usually give explicit details in my reviews, but lets say that I am very happy I went in. The woman that took care of me was very soft spoken in a sensual way, very sexy. Between her accent and her soft voice I couldn't understand her name, and I didn't want to keep asking her name and saying "what" while things were starting to get going. She left me with a big smile on my face and it took some time for the blood to return to my brain. It was a very good time and I will definitely keep this as one of my favorite spots. New name, new management and new girls, same great service.

[AussieFury]

FedWay:

New girl at Daffodil is Lili. MILF with a great rack.

Mi Spa said Any went home and the new girl is ugly.

99 Massage: Mila. Shot cute MILF but sensed a lax low effort attitude. Curious what RM says about her.

Pengpi had Emily. Pass.

Alice has Lulu. Approaching MILF age but has no kids. Body and face are hot.

Tacoma:

Hit lollibee. Lobby part smelled like someone smoked in there seconds earlier. Aggressove auntie literally tried to pull me in the door. She smelled like smoke so much I coughed. Pass. She said other girl is Lisa.

Pinee: Yoyo is back in NY (don't worry. Read on). New girl Niko is a tall spinner with a rocking body and a bit of a butterface snd jacked teeth. But I plan to see her soon. Other new girl was showing up at 10 a.

Labella: Jasmine wearing a traditional light blue Chinese dress. She's old and fat. Big calf energy.

MM: Cici, Wendy (formerly of Godess FW) and Emma. Emma had a sleepy face and no make-up. So perfect. Cuddle massage session and ended with a dual table shower. Next time I'll do the whole visit in there. Nobody makes me believe I'm a sex god more than Emma. She actually smiled and called me my nickname of "big monkey" when I lifted her off the table and stood up with her around my waist. So hot.

Cici had two different customers request her while I was there. My intel (and one first hand experience with her a couple years ago) is that she is more "permissive" with her regulars. Not my bag but YMMV. I'm a little scared to see her now because I don't think I'd stop her from doing the same thing again lolol.

Emma will be leaving on vacation in weeks. Yoyo will be back to replace her but not sure yet if at Pinee or MM.

I feel bad for the new girls at Pinee. I'm sure they are already sick of people asking for Yoyo. When I did, she flashed her jacked teeth and said "I'm the new Yoyo!

No, honey. You're not. There can be only one.

Hobby safe, brethren.

[NikKnew1]

Pink Ocean. Molly (previously from Goddess Federal Way) is there now and at least one other girl. I've seen Molly a couple times.

It appears that there has been a few issues there. Hope things get better so thanks for saving me the time.