Massage Parlor Reports

[SeattleDoctor]

I went to MM today and they have a stellar line-up. Not only is Emma there. But (drum roll). YoYo is back from vacation. Today was her first day back. Emma also introduced me to a third girl there named Wendy and she was no slouch either. Emma will be going back to New York soon. But she said maybe gone only 2 weeks. So it's definitely the dream team line up at M M currently.

Cheers.

[VTwelveMpg]

M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.

Is this the same Emma that was at Pinee?

[AussieFury]

M M Tacoma.

Emma.

Table shower.

Wow.

She is the master of ACGAPD (Asian Cowgirl Atomic Pussy Drop).

I came so hard I almost blacked out.

The end.

She's my #1 right now and it's not even close.

She leaves next weekend for 2 weeks of vacation.

[AussieFury]

Ruby is a young MILF. Great body. Tiny mom damage. Very pretty hair, face, makeup. Ok massage, good service. Her, Lulu, and Linda are my only current recs in FedWay right now.

EDIT: forum software autocorrect was a bit aggressive on the title. I typed T Y.

[YellowCub]

Went to see Linda and definitely like her outfit and knickers but she gave me a horrible one hand massage and was on her phone the whole time. Definitely was distracted. She wanted more than 200 and it was definitely a mood kill. Felt rush with the BJ and didn't have the amazing experience you had. Definitely miss Bella and kk.

Since setting up shoppe in FedWay, Lotus has always had at least one "superstar" level provider: Bella, Tina, Keiko, KK, etc. Every time they swap in new girls, that streak (matched only by Pinee) is at risk. Met Linda today and am happy to report the streak is alive.

Linda's is straight up hot. Shes visiting from NY and has been in the US for 4 years. Her build is very much like Bella's was: athletic, toned, man made Cs, very minor mom damage. Her face is model-looks pretty. She's a MILF that looks younger than she probably is. She looked damn good in the schoolgirl outfit she's rocking today.

Her style is unrushed sensual girlfriend. English is basic but she's friendly and sweet. Massage was medium pressure. BBBJ was slow and otherworldly. Total CW. Eye contact, bls, all the tricks. Full marks for trying to bottom out. Almost lost it a few times. A gorgeous face with eyes locked on while she struggles to take you deep is tough to beat.

Box is TIIIITE and she's a Kegel pro. She started on top, slow grinded like a champ. Flipped her over into standing mish and switched to a higher gear. More eye contact with great encouragement and compliments while getting railed. Watching those Cs bounce around was a great sight. Never felt rushed, but that could also be because I visited early. Too many ladies think "YOU CUM NOW!" or "WHY YOU NO CUM" is going to speed things up when the reality is that saying the opposite works better. "You so good I want you to fuck me all day" is far more effective. Linda made me believe that she never wanted me to leave. A great superpower.

Tell her your friend "Big Monkey" recommended you and you'll make her laugh..

[NikKnew1]

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus..

Been doing the pooning thing for about 20 years now. Just started the AMP in the last year or so. Thanks for sharing your awards! That helps us all!

[Court1408]

I blundered into the hobby this year. This site and its members have been very helpful.

This is the time of year when various groups give out awards, Heisman, Emmys, CMA, etc. So I thought I'd publish my own AMPIES.

Here are some categories and my selections. Obviously it's YMMV.

Best therapeutic massage with HE.

AVA at Health Massage in FW.

Best Pornstar sexperience.

Co winners Julie at Ocean 3.

Stephanie at Lotus.

Best combination therapeutic massage and sexperience.

Kalena various locations.

I'm looking forward to 2023 and creating a new list.

[PnwVette]

Since my favorite place is gone, today I went searching for another regular spot. I have heard some chatter about Orchid so I stopped by. The girl that greeted me was really cute. Probably around early 30's and a tight little body. I asked her name, she said Coco. As I was taking money out of the ATM I got a text that needed my immediate attention, so I had to leave. Does anyone have any intel on "this" Coco? I would like to go back but would just like to make sure its worth my while.

[DapperDan253]

Where's the best place in Tacoma for DATY and DATO only finishing with standard ending. No FS. Tip amount? Thank you.

[Ender Wiggins]

Anyone been to Jasmines lately?

Was my first place when I got into this habit and feeling kind of nostalgic.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Went to Pinee to check out the new girls at Pinee since no more Yoyo. Was at the gym earlier so arrived showered and fresh. I walk in and the new girl Niko is there. She comes over grabs my hand and we walk to the room. I tell her an hour give her $$. No problem. She says something not sure what but. I get undress as normal. She pats me on the ass grabs my cock smiles and leaves. No problem. She comes back does a half assed massaged not there for the massage. I grabbed her ass she is not wearing panties good sign reached under her sweater no bra at all. I grab those nice B's nipples getting hard she seems happy. So as normal after a half assed massaged I say its turn over time. She smiles, says something again and leaves the room. She comes back and is hesitant smiles and get on her phone. Which is weird. I tell her lets get started and in comes Keiko. I smile she smiles back they are talking to each other not sure what they are saying Keiko tells me Niko says I am too big. Keiko says she will take over. They switch places. And just like that Keiko saves the day. The best take over ever, Niko leaves and Keiko takes off that dress and her nipples are popping she goes thru her routine of alcohol spray and wipes fine be m. She and I have history so she knows what I like, I know what she likes and wants and we go at it. She does an amazing blowjob and starts on top, then to a hard K9 pounding ending in mish. I need to give her a tip for the extreme customer service. Pinee may have solved how to keep a customer satisfied and yes I will be back Have not had anyone at Pinee give me the you too big. But hopefully Niko stays around. And if allowed to yes I will try my best to put the hammer to her if allowed. If you gents get a chance please put the extreme wood to her on my behalf.

Stay safe gents.

The hunt continues.

[DapperDan253]

Thanks for the update. What a sad loss. If you find out where they move to please keep us posted.

Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.

[Moose21]

Now that's funny!

We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.

[PnwVette]

What are the rates? What was your tipped amount?

Sorry it has taken so long to respond, I have been extremely busy. I hate that work gets in the way of my free time.

I was all in for $$. FS, CBJ, and massage.

I went by there today and there was a red sign by the door that said "do not occupy". The door was open so I went in. The place was completely burnt, it obviously caught fire recently. A total loss. No one was there but the lady from the barber shop next door filled me in on the details. I grabbed a flashlight and walked through, the place is devastated. It sucks because that was a great place from the time it was HK to Gold Sauna. Always one of my favorite places to go.

[AussieFury]

We already heard one story of the guy who took his wife to Pinee, but Yoyo has another funny story. She had a client whose wife found a credit card charge for Pinee and asked her husband about it. Husband swore it's legit and said he'd prove it by taking her there for a couples massage in the room with two beds.

During the 100% legit couples massage, the wife gets up to go use the bathroom. And the husband tried to convince Yoyo to blow him before the wife came back in the room. Yoyo said hell no.

He came back the following day solo to bang her.

Can you imagine the scene had the wife walked in on a blowie?

I also found out that the recent visit to Pinee from TPD was to kick out a drunk client who stood outside and took his clothes off and refused to leave.