Rants, Raves, and Opinions

**Oakly** · 12-06-22 15:05

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

A couple million years ago, I found myself in La Crosse. With not much else to do, I made my way to the only massage parlor there. The black woman behind the desk was also the masseuse. I was thrilled to have a pretty, sexy Black woman work on my White Willy. Yes, the vision of a black hands on my pasty wiener is a turn on for me. I tried being affable and voluble as she began working on me, but she was buying none of it. Without any conversation she gripped Johnny Johnson with her right hand, ducked her left hand under my balls, and pressed on my choad. I very shortly ejaculated in a perfunctory and wholly unfulfilling orgasm. "How'd you do that?" I asked. She shrugged as she walked out the door, "You paid for it. ".

So I realized some time after that, she had applied external pressure to my prostate. Quick, efficient, unsatisfying. I can now relate to women who complain that their partner made them cum too soon. This is a completely different experience that having a beautiful woman shove a finger (or two, maybe) up your ass, lovingly stroke the internal head of your penis while she edges the shit out of your external Bobby. And Yes, after a couple centuries, I'm still waiting for this one. I may have a willing participant, so if I can make it happen, I will report.

Coochie (Wants the Right One) Eater.

God Bless You All.

I can relate to the million years ago part. Scary to think that the women I first hooked up with are now in their 70's and may be grandmothers or great grandmothers. Saw your post about the pregnant girl. Tempting if she is full service.

**SoccerFan4245** · 12-06-22 11:52

I recently was admonished for an indiscretion posted by me on the street walker forum. I apologize to everyone who may have been offended by my actions. I have been around a good long while and I should have known better. I particularly apologize to the young lady whom I posted about. I ignorantly posted her real Facebook page and I am sincerely sorry.

**JimHoll** · 12-05-22 14:45

Once again, I tryed assisting a begging newcomer. Don't trust Sprmdnr2022 unless you can afford to be squashed by your own words.

**Coochie Eater** · 11-26-22 22:12

Originally Posted by Oakly [View Original Post]

I see ads where the provider offers prostate massage but that isn't my thing so I never put much weight on that option. This video got me interested. Granted the woman in the video is coming from a medical angle but I'd like her to do my massage.

https://youtu.be/gOW4gbi6Vtk

A couple million years ago, I found myself in La Crosse. With not much else to do, I made my way to the only massage parlor there. The black woman behind the desk was also the masseuse. I was thrilled to have a pretty, sexy Black woman work on my White Willy. Yes, the vision of a black hands on my pasty wiener is a turn on for me. I tried being affable and voluble as she began working on me, but she was buying none of it. Without any conversation she gripped Johnny Johnson with her right hand, ducked her left hand under my balls, and pressed on my choad. I very shortly ejaculated in a perfunctory and wholly unfulfilling orgasm. "How'd you do that?" I asked. She shrugged as she walked out the door, "You paid for it. ".

So I realized some time after that, she had applied external pressure to my prostate. Quick, efficient, unsatisfying. I can now relate to women who complain that their partner made them cum too soon. This is a completely different experience that having a beautiful woman shove a finger (or two, maybe) up your ass, lovingly stroke the internal head of your penis while she edges the shit out of your external Bobby. And Yes, after a couple centuries, I'm still waiting for this one. I may have a willing participant, so if I can make it happen, I will report.

Coochie (Wants the Right One) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**Oakly** · 11-23-22 11:13

I see ads where the provider offers prostate massage but that isn't my thing so I never put much weight on that option. This video got me interested. Granted the woman in the video is coming from a medical angle but I'd like her to do my massage.

https://youtu.be/gOW4gbi6Vtk

**Jc2490** · 11-14-22 20:44

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Felatio.

Coochie (Ooops, that's prolly why I'm not an actor) Eater.

God Bless You All.

This reminded me of back when I was teaching high school. I filled in for an English teacher during my prep period. They were reading Romeo and Juliet in class. Every time I heard the name Benvolio, I started cracking up. I finally had to fess up to the students that each time I heard the name, all I could think of was Beavis and Butthead talking about Cornholio.

**Coochie Eater** · 11-14-22 20:14

Originally Posted by Jc2490 [View Original Post]

Coochie, I do dot think of you as a "Sexual Wordsmith", you are more of a "Cunning Linguist".

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Felatio.

Coochie (Ooops, that's prolly why I'm not an actor) Eater.

God Bless You All.

**Jc2490** · 11-13-22 12:16

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I'm a little disappointed that my newly arisen nemesis seems to have dropped the gauntlet. His inordinate anger coupled with inaccurate accusations struck me as humorous if not a little pitiable. Many thanks to those who came to my defense, especially pointing out that the video really WAS relevant to his comments. Besides, the video is hilarious, so I hope most of you have had a chance to view it. In the PM he sent me, he accused me of thinking I'm "some type of sexual wordsmith. " I really don't think of myself as some type of sexual wordsmith: I think of myself as a real sexual wordsmith! So for those of you who enjoy my salacious ramblings, I will ramble on. For those of you find me pedantic and punctilious, I stand accused, but I ramble still.

Many thanks to the friendships I have formed here, and I especially appreciate you sick fucks who take my recommendations to go drill the little chocolate tacos I cast before you. Your attendance to them results in their expressing some limited gratitude (maybe a discount, but never a freebie)!

Coochie (With charity for all and malice toward none*) Eater.

God Bless You All.

*From Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address: Probably a more profoundly beautiful speech than even the Gettysburg Address.

Coochie, I do dot think of you as a "Sexual Wordsmith", you are more of a "Cunning Linguist".

**AveryLaser5166** · 11-12-22 22:25

#SoapBox.

#CoochoeDaNewLimpDickSansOFVG.

Vocabularies liquifying of spellcheck / thesaurus research of the aged ED issues aren't intensely entertaining I will never know what is. Yet the *horing relationship trap is not lost on me. You should not even dignify the satin noise old man and just keep on doing you. I understand the need to help but everyone's ego will always get in the way on a public forum which does provide for quality entertainment as well. The interjection of $ will always amplify a $girls addiction sans a very few. In my opinion helping the stupid is just that when it comes to these girls. A diamond in the rough is an Aladdin quote, nothing more nothing less and bantering to over where people waste their disposal income or argue with you over it os a plethora of wasted time. Mamma sans and dark nipple abuse enjoyers aside.

**Coochie Eater** · 11-10-22 21:52

I'm a little disappointed that my newly arisen nemesis seems to have dropped the gauntlet. His inordinate anger coupled with inaccurate accusations struck me as humorous if not a little pitiable. Many thanks to those who came to my defense, especially pointing out that the video really WAS relevant to his comments. Besides, the video is hilarious, so I hope most of you have had a chance to view it. In the PM he sent me, he accused me of thinking I'm "some type of sexual wordsmith. " I really don't think of myself as some type of sexual wordsmith: I think of myself as a real sexual wordsmith! So for those of you who enjoy my salacious ramblings, I will ramble on. For those of you find me pedantic and punctilious, I stand accused, but I ramble still.

Many thanks to the friendships I have formed here, and I especially appreciate you sick fucks who take my recommendations to go drill the little chocolate tacos I cast before you. Your attendance to them results in their expressing some limited gratitude (maybe a discount, but never a freebie)!

Coochie (With charity for all and malice toward none*) Eater.

God Bless You All.

*From Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address: Probably a more profoundly beautiful speech than even the Gettysburg Address.

**Double Life** · 11-10-22 18:20

Originally Posted by BodyShopper [View Original Post]

I was guessing that you were just out of the street prostitution scene, thus your silence on that board. So while I am happy to obtain some closure regarding your reasons, I am a little hurt that you no longer appreciate my contributions. I still appreciate what you contribute on these boards; and the supportive words you posted here.

While swallowing is always the superior route for a female to take, I never like to hear of one restraining herself on society's behalf. Let the people slip on your muck when they reach the holy crest; unless there are children in tow, in which case they deserve the respect and consideration which your slore made by keeping the landing clean for them. Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding and her reason was some other dynamic entirely.

You are too funny. If fact their were children in tow. She usually spit with the all the pressure and intensity of a major league baseball player to achieve maximum distance. Always made me laugh. That time after the catch she jumped up when she heard the youngins approaching. Looked left, then right, her eyes like saucers, unable to find a suitable direction and starting to dribble looked at me gulped, pushed in the dribble, went back to clean up the post cum and lick up any slobber before tucking him away. A quick zip and I think she said it was common cup communion.

I am fully retired from SW's because it was always a regrettable experience. Reading your posts was once enjoyable where now I wish not to relive the experience. Your holy trinity is amongst the worst women I have had in my life. YMMV is so true.

My name is DL and everything in this post is true except the communion cup thing where why'all share spit.

(The only thing holy about that place is that some molester guy in a purple dress splashed some water or waved some smoke at it and said," hey, this is holy".) The most homosexual establishment on earth! No thank you.

**Body Shopper** · 11-09-22 21:40

Originally Posted by DoubleLife [View Original Post]

I don't understand why you would get angry at a person for telling them. For a while I enjoyed Body Shoppers stories till they became repetitive, unhelpful because I don't see SW's, and a WASTE of time. So I just stopped reading them. I don't dislike him. So, I hope I don't offend you too much but:

DL (got a heavenly BJ on the top of the steeple at holy hill, cim with swallow because she couldn't spit with other people below us on the way up. Good mannered whole. There is a God) giddit.

I was guessing that you were just out of the street prostitution scene, thus your silence on that board. So while I am happy to obtain some closure regarding your reasons, I am a little hurt that you no longer appreciate my contributions. I still appreciate what you contribute on these boards; and the supportive words you posted here.

While swallowing is always the superior route for a female to take, I never like to hear of one restraining herself on society's behalf. Let the people slip on your muck when they reach the holy crest; unless there are children in tow, in which case they deserve the respect and consideration which your slore made by keeping the landing clean for them. Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding and her reason was some other dynamic entirely.

**Body Shopper** · 11-09-22 21:23

Originally Posted by CoochieEater [View Original Post]

I hope she wasn't going to mass afterwards. You're not to eat anything before taking communion, especially a load. We would want the "body of Christ" swimming around in your jizm in her belly.

Coochie (ex-catholic, ex-altarboy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Yes I was an altar boy, but I never got nailed by the priest. Ours was a hetero pedophile.

That's terrible, but I literally laughed out loud (a wheezy laugh) when I read the end of your post!

**Body Shopper** · 11-09-22 21:21

Originally Posted by FltRider [View Original Post]

Gio, if you're open to advice, I'd suggest quitting this line of argument. Coochie, while an acquired taste, is pretty fair and a stand up guy who was actually assisting your point. No call to send what you did. I'd advise a polite thank you and be on your way. Whether you agree and acquiesce, well that's on you.

I'll second that.

**FltRider** · 11-09-22 16:29

Originally Posted by GioX68 [View Original Post]

Watched whole video, has nothing to do with trannys or your affinity to them, quit ending posts talking about God, it's rather pathetic and shows your ignorance, unlike me, you Only pay for women so the video definitely doesn't pertain to you.

Gio, if you're open to advice, I'd suggest quitting this line of argument. Coochie, while an acquired taste, is pretty fair and a stand up guy who was actually assisting your point. No call to send what you did. I'd advise a polite thank you and be on your way. Whether you agree and acquiesce, well that's on you.