Massage Parlor Reports

[RickSomething]

I've been to a place on Lincoln near Diversey called Foot Station a few times in the past. It's cheap and close to my place. I'll probably keep going regardless, but has anyone ever had any action there?

Thanks!

[Jinurso]

I also enjoy that actually. She does use her nails but I haven't looked at them closely. I know she had acrylics on a few times but not every time, I remember noticing she broke some nails once (she wasn't wearing acrylics and nail length was normal) and she said it was because she worked out a lot. Not sure if that helps. She does give a strong massage tho, especially if you ask for it, that's part of I keep seeing her on the regular. I actually like a nice full mutual massage and shower, not the quick in and out type of guy.

Thank you. I have a CLM regular now I have a REALLY good rapport with but if she's working at the same location as Claudia one day I'll say hello and see if she's having an acrylic nail week. If so I'll book with her.

[Exploradora]

When I'm not in the mood for FS I sometimes like when a girl has long painted nails and gives a sexy massage with the tips of her nails. What are Claudia's nails like?

I also enjoy that actually. She does use her nails but I haven't looked at them closely. I know she had acrylics on a few times but not every time, I remember noticing she broke some nails once (she wasn't wearing acrylics and nail length was normal) and she said it was because she worked out a lot. Not sure if that helps. She does give a strong massage tho, especially if you ask for it, that's part of I keep seeing her on the regular. I actually like a nice full mutual massage and shower, not the quick in and out type of guy.

[Jinurso]

When I'm not in the mood for FS I sometimes like when a girl has long painted nails and gives a sexy massage with the tips of her nails. What are Claudia's nails like?

I think the guys are talking about the wrong Claudia. The one at (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) is from Spain, she's 20's, petite / thin with a large ass and nice boobs. She does CrossFit and is definitely on the fit side. Good English. I've gotten CBJ from her but did not ask about BBBJ. If someone's gotten BBBJ from her, feel free to enlighten us.

[Exploradora]

No comment on Claudia, as I haven't seen her myself yet, but I'm a little confused by the conflicting reviews on whether you're all talking about the same woman. Fat? Thin? Spanish? Latina? CBJ? BBBJ? Doesn't seem to be much agreement. There are multiple girls with a similar look or name, so maybe one of them?

In any event, definitely check out Natalie and let us know your thoughts. She's probably the best looking girl there, along with Zara, and even though she had a limited menu the first time, she's definitely getting more comfortable with the job (it's her first time doing SW) and with me. Finally graduated to some LFK during FS.

I think the guys are talking about the wrong Claudia. The one at (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) is from Spain, she's 20's, petite / thin with a large ass and nice boobs. She does CrossFit and is definitely on the fit side. Good English. I've gotten CBJ from her but did not ask about BBBJ. If someone's gotten BBBJ from her, feel free to enlighten us.

[DiningAround]

I lucked up and just dropped in without an appointment. I would suggest getting one though. Had to wait about 20 minutes, but it was worth it. Rumor is true about being an anal queen and really gets into it. And she is definitely a down the hatch gal. Think she is only here a couple of more weeks then back in February.

Rumor is she's an anal queen as well. I laughed about your last visit to Ozone because mine totally sucked (or didn't I should say) as well. I had asked Karly first, but she told me she only does the half hour.

[Binder79]

I will be visiting soon and have RTFF. There are a lot of positive reviews, but not being from the area, locations are confusing. Does anyone have a recommendation for a spa in the greater Ukrainian village area? Possibly Latina or eastern European ladies?

Thanks.

[Jinurso]

Definitely not a real photo. But in my experience all every provider I've seen at CLM uses fake photos. Some are better representatives than others but all of them are fake or at best not up to date.

But back to Maya, her body is not (or at least was not) as fit / toned / tight as the picture might lead you to believe. But again, not quite chubby like Bella. It's weird because she might actually be bigger than Bella (weighs more) but her figure is better proportioned imo. Hope that answers your question.

Jessica's latest photo is real and recent. Cameron's photo is definitely her because it's only lightly blurred. Emily's photo is definitely her (they accidently showed it unblurred for about a week before they blurred it). All of the girls with the tattoos use their real photos, and if they give you their Instagram (like Natalie) you can see the unblurred photos.

[SpaGuy21]

You were wrong. I was talking about massage clinic on Milwaukee Ave and her name is Sara. She's cute nice body.

Ahhh, CLC was on the list though and it was my top recommendation of those listed!

[Fit312]

FWIW are-MAPS has BHC closed down.

Well, I just got Dongguan serice from Sha Sha / Mia or whatever she's calling herself over there for $280 all in. She offered a full menu right off the bat, but I wasn't sure if it included the house fee for not. Seems like it's basically AAMP pricing with an extra $40 for the house. It was pretty funny because I've banged this girl several times in the past when she had braces and it was always more of a GFE thing where I would come early to the AAMP and give her $180 for DFK, DATY, BBBJCIM along with CFS. This was totally a gonzo experience, but it was a bit rushed. I'm not sure if she's a master ass eater compared to anyone else, but she's certainly vigorous. Came in her mouth after BBBJ /69/ mish / doggy, but it would have been nice to have gotten a little more throat in the process. Pretty good deal compared to a plain vanilla CBJ / CFS at a regular spa for $250 all in.

I wandered down Archer and stopped in at Orange and there was a little cutie named Sophia who tried to steer me back to BHC since she was busy. Then I went over to Archer and met Lisa who is slender and a bit older, so that gives me a couple of options for next weekend.

[ConfuciusMan]

Though CMan doesn't want to publicly share this locale, if you are familiar with the city (which I'm sure you are not), you can deduce the location of this spa. Milwaukee Ave and NW side of city really narrows it down. You could google maps search "massage" along Milwaukee Ave but I'll save you that trouble since I've been to way too many spas over the years. You can narrow it down to 4 or 5 spas and probably more likely down to a couple. Working our way SE to NW along Milwaukee Ave, here are the candidates (with confidence ratings*.

Sunflower Massage, 31 XX and Milwaukee. Been twice, HE is available and typically 1-2 MTs at any given time. One seems to be a fixture with the 2nd rotating, unless they've settled on a regular second. Can't remember names since it's been months. I want to say the fixture pushed prostate, which I too declined, so I think this is the likely spot. Rarely, if never, reported on but most aren't missing out. Older, 40's-50's MTs who were just average all around. 7/10 confidence.

H Wellness, 32 XX and Milwaukee Ave. This place. However, is not new. May of TPro fame is the MMS and this spot has been around for years. I have not been here in years though I did recently pop in to check out the talent. Saw May and she vaguely remembered me. Told the other average looking MT "this is my friend" which tends to open things up but I haven't cashed in. I think I popped in while waiting for my appointment at Sunflower, when I first checked that place out. 3/10 confidence.

Popular Foot Spa, 41 XX and Milwaukee Ave. Another underreported spot. I know someone recently asked about this place but was too lazy to respond. Been twice. First visit was for legit purposes and I only got the foot massage. Second visit I went for full body since I had a couple drinks in me and was in a GILF mood. 2 Mts, one skinny in her late 50's, early 60's and a thicker one probably early to mid 50's. Got the thicker one. She got close to teasing, grabbed her ass which led to L1. IIRC she rubbed the taint while she stroked and I'm sure she has no problem doing prostate. Overall, I do not recommend. 5/10 Confidence.

CLC Massage Clinic, 56 XX and Milwaukee. Another place that's been around for many years, though under new management, and a KSpa. This review will interest most, regardless of prostate, and some may hate that I'm putting this spot back on the radar. I had visited in years past and it was always a decent visit. Typical KSpa with table shower, get you HE and good to go. Visited recently, for the first time in years, and WOW! Let me just put it this way, why drive out to X or MT in the burbs when you can go here. Same level of service, quality of provider and price structure. Wouldn't be surprised if they're linked somehow, rotating girls and such. For as busy at it was when I visited and based on the lack of reporting, I know most have been keeping this place UTR. However, being Thanksgiving and because I use the info shared here I thought I'd give back. For my North / NW side neighbors, save yourself a trip to the burbs or places like 819 or BHC and check this place out. You'll thank me later. 1/10 Confidence.

So, to wrap this up, the likely "new" spot where Cman got his prostate massage is Sunflower but only he can say for certain. For everyone else, you got a wrap-up of the Milwaukee Ave, NW side spas. Thanks all, be safe and review your local MP!

** Confidence rating is not an actual rating of the spa but rather how likely it is the spa that CMan got his p poked.

You were wrong. I was talking about massage clinic on Milwaukee Ave and her name is Sara. She's cute nice body.

[DMichaels69]

From an AMP perspective I can tell you a lot of mongers don't know the difference between fat and thin. LOL.

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

[Ratso100]

Anybody see that hot new photo of Sandra at CLM?

It's one thing to quietly post one fake photo of someone but it feels completely fraudulent to be THAT blatant about posting a picture of someone who has zero in common with the actual escort.

Sandra looks nothing like that model. Not even representative. The only thing they might have in common is skin tone. If you go there expecting to see the woman on the website, you'll turn around and leave.

I have no idea why CLM does that with some of the women. If you want to "protect her privacy" at least pick someone who mildly represents the woman you'll be seeing. Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one. There's no lack of fake photos of women like that to choose from. It's ridiculous to pick a 20-something year old professional model.

The shame of it is, if you go in knowing what to expect, Sandra actually has one of the best menus there. She loves sex more than just about anyone else at CLM. She will slurp your tongue out of your mouth. You just won't be able to get past the fake photos if you've never seen her before.

A shame.

Ok rant over.

She half Japanese BTW. So more of a mustard color.

[DropTop69]

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

I agree with you 100% on that. And also fully agree about how fuckin' frustrating it is in general when ads have photos that are extremely far off the mark.

[Fantastico]

Thanks for the feedback, that's good to know. She definitely looks thick in her photo, but not too thick. Would you say that's a real photo of her?

I enjoy CLM, but they definitely tend to have a "type". Usually either MILFy Euro girls like Jessica and Sarah or thick / borderline chubby latinas like Bella, Claudia, Camilla. Only occasionally do they get younger American girls.

Definitely not a real photo. But in my experience all every provider I've seen at CLM uses fake photos. Some are better representatives than others but all of them are fake or at best not up to date.

But back to Maya, her body is not (or at least was not) as fit / toned / tight as the picture might lead you to believe. But again, not quite chubby like Bella. It's weird because she might actually be bigger than Bella (weighs more) but her figure is better proportioned imo. Hope that answers your question.