Escort Reports

[LotharioPK]

Hey guys, I'm probably about to get laughed at as unrealistic, but I'm hoping to get some recommendations. I know I'm not going to find anyone who checks every box, but hopefully I can check most of them with one provider. I can't emphasize that point enough, I'm not expecting to find the perfect one. It seems like every time I search a girl who catches my eye, there are either terrible reviews or no reviews. Anyway, more or less in order of importance, here's what I'm hoping to find:

--Solid head game, deepthroat greatly preferred.

--BBBJ, bonus points if facial and / or cimws are offered.

--Bb greek (covers are a non-starter for anything).

--Not fat (not really into spinners either, but better than fatties).

--Relatively safe incall (no dudes lurking, not in a neighborhood where I should be strapped just to get out of the car).

--Between roughly 25 and 40, not into grannies and don't want to worry about whether I'm actually seeing a minor.

--Not too far gone down the rabbit hole--I think we all know that 95% of these girls love their candy, and I can deal with it if it's not out of control, but I can't do the bottom end of the spiral anymore.

--Preferably under $150/ hhr.

--Bonus points if comms are decent and ghosting is minimal.

I know that's quite a list, but any feedback is appreciated, and pm is fine if you prefer. Thanks in advance, I promise to contribute to the forum when I have something to contribute.

Just so you are not disappointed, here is the laughter: 😊

What you are looking for is called by many, including me, "a unicorn". I'll leave you to guess why.

You should ask yourself, if you knew of such a creature, would you tell ANYONE about her and risk her schedule being flooded and never seeing her again?

Now you may see why you never hear of such girls.

[FanOfSluts]

Hey guys, I'm probably about to get laughed at as unrealistic, but I'm hoping to get some recommendations. I know I'm not going to find anyone who checks every box, but hopefully I can check most of them with one provider. I can't emphasize that point enough, I'm not expecting to find the perfect one. It seems like every time I search a girl who catches my eye, there are either terrible reviews or no reviews. Anyway, more or less in order of importance, here's what I'm hoping to find:

--Solid head game, deepthroat greatly preferred.

--BBBJ, bonus points if facial and / or cimws are offered.

--Bb greek (covers are a non-starter for anything).

--Not fat (not really into spinners either, but better than fatties).

--Relatively safe incall (no dudes lurking, not in a neighborhood where I should be strapped just to get out of the car).

--Between roughly 25 and 40, not into grannies and don't want to worry about whether I'm actually seeing a minor.

--Not too far gone down the rabbit hole--I think we all know that 95% of these girls love their candy, and I can deal with it if it's not out of control, but I can't do the bottom end of the spiral anymore.

--Preferably under $150/ hhr.

--Bonus points if comms are decent and ghosting is minimal.

I know that's quite a list, but any feedback is appreciated, and pm is fine if you prefer. Thanks in advance, I promise to contribute to the forum when I have something to contribute.

[Monger93]

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

She is a heroin addict. Hides her tracks. Smokes girl too and loves xanax.

[WhutsNext]

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

Are those pics accurate? In researching I found some pics suggesting they were fake.

[HookerLuver248]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/586497158094

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

[VipPro]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1

https://www.lexistone.net/ it's $1600 for new clients.

[TheRick]

This is a picture she used in her ads back in '14. No idea if she is still around but sharing the 1 picture I had saved.

Well that clears it up. That link is Definitely NOT Casey Morgan from the boards. Thanks for the link.

The Casey Morgan from the boards was a smokin hot blond MILF.

[Icytipp]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/586497158094

[WhutsNext]

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

That did kinda stick to the old memory bank.

[FunnyBoner]

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/c...1e536cf68b4582

We are talking about this girl, correct? She is obviously older now, and I think a little chubbier, she also has a only fans.

Well that clears it up. That link is Definitely NOT Casey Morgan from the boards. Thanks for the link.

The Casey Morgan from the boards was a smokin hot blond MILF.

[QuestForFun69]

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

Smart man!! That stuff is messed up and highly contagious. . Spreads when in contact with scrotum or any area around there.

[EastsideYoung]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/91049337

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

[ZenSpeed]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1

She's $1,200/ hour. I don't think the guys who would pay that much are the kinds of guys who would post here.

https://www.lexistone.net/

[Hockey4848]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1

[AmpFanatl]

Hey everyone,

I will be visiting next week for work, and staying in the Southfield area. Do you have a Korean Apartment / agency up there like in other cities?

Thanks!