Massage Parlor Reports

[SpaGuy21]

You were wrong. I was talking about massage clinic on Milwaukee Ave and her name is Sara. She's cute nice body.

Ahhh, CLC was on the list though and it was my top recommendation of those listed!

[Fit312]

FWIW are-MAPS has BHC closed down.

Well, I just got Dongguan serice from Sha Sha / Mia or whatever she's calling herself over there for $280 all in. She offered a full menu right off the bat, but I wasn't sure if it included the house fee for not. Seems like it's basically AAMP pricing with an extra $40 for the house. It was pretty funny because I've banged this girl several times in the past when she had braces and it was always more of a GFE thing where I would come early to the AAMP and give her $180 for DFK, DATY, BBBJCIM along with CFS. This was totally a gonzo experience, but it was a bit rushed. I'm not sure if she's a master ass eater compared to anyone else, but she's certainly vigorous. Came in her mouth after BBBJ /69/ mish / doggy, but it would have been nice to have gotten a little more throat in the process. Pretty good deal compared to a plain vanilla CBJ / CFS at a regular spa for $250 all in.

I wandered down Archer and stopped in at Orange and there was a little cutie named Sophia who tried to steer me back to BHC since she was busy. Then I went over to Archer and met Lisa who is slender and a bit older, so that gives me a couple of options for next weekend.

[ConfuciusMan]

Though CMan doesn't want to publicly share this locale, if you are familiar with the city (which I'm sure you are not), you can deduce the location of this spa. Milwaukee Ave and NW side of city really narrows it down. You could google maps search "massage" along Milwaukee Ave but I'll save you that trouble since I've been to way too many spas over the years. You can narrow it down to 4 or 5 spas and probably more likely down to a couple. Working our way SE to NW along Milwaukee Ave, here are the candidates (with confidence ratings*.

Sunflower Massage, 31 XX and Milwaukee. Been twice, HE is available and typically 1-2 MTs at any given time. One seems to be a fixture with the 2nd rotating, unless they've settled on a regular second. Can't remember names since it's been months. I want to say the fixture pushed prostate, which I too declined, so I think this is the likely spot. Rarely, if never, reported on but most aren't missing out. Older, 40's-50's MTs who were just average all around. 7/10 confidence.

H Wellness, 32 XX and Milwaukee Ave. This place. However, is not new. May of TPro fame is the MMS and this spot has been around for years. I have not been here in years though I did recently pop in to check out the talent. Saw May and she vaguely remembered me. Told the other average looking MT "this is my friend" which tends to open things up but I haven't cashed in. I think I popped in while waiting for my appointment at Sunflower, when I first checked that place out. 3/10 confidence.

Popular Foot Spa, 41 XX and Milwaukee Ave. Another underreported spot. I know someone recently asked about this place but was too lazy to respond. Been twice. First visit was for legit purposes and I only got the foot massage. Second visit I went for full body since I had a couple drinks in me and was in a GILF mood. 2 Mts, one skinny in her late 50's, early 60's and a thicker one probably early to mid 50's. Got the thicker one. She got close to teasing, grabbed her ass which led to L1. IIRC she rubbed the taint while she stroked and I'm sure she has no problem doing prostate. Overall, I do not recommend. 5/10 Confidence.

CLC Massage Clinic, 56 XX and Milwaukee. Another place that's been around for many years, though under new management, and a KSpa. This review will interest most, regardless of prostate, and some may hate that I'm putting this spot back on the radar. I had visited in years past and it was always a decent visit. Typical KSpa with table shower, get you HE and good to go. Visited recently, for the first time in years, and WOW! Let me just put it this way, why drive out to X or MT in the burbs when you can go here. Same level of service, quality of provider and price structure. Wouldn't be surprised if they're linked somehow, rotating girls and such. For as busy at it was when I visited and based on the lack of reporting, I know most have been keeping this place UTR. However, being Thanksgiving and because I use the info shared here I thought I'd give back. For my North / NW side neighbors, save yourself a trip to the burbs or places like 819 or BHC and check this place out. You'll thank me later. 1/10 Confidence.

So, to wrap this up, the likely "new" spot where Cman got his prostate massage is Sunflower but only he can say for certain. For everyone else, you got a wrap-up of the Milwaukee Ave, NW side spas. Thanks all, be safe and review your local MP!

** Confidence rating is not an actual rating of the spa but rather how likely it is the spa that CMan got his p poked.

You were wrong. I was talking about massage clinic on Milwaukee Ave and her name is Sara. She's cute nice body.

[DMichaels69]

From an AMP perspective I can tell you a lot of mongers don't know the difference between fat and thin. LOL.

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

[Ratso100]

Anybody see that hot new photo of Sandra at CLM?

It's one thing to quietly post one fake photo of someone but it feels completely fraudulent to be THAT blatant about posting a picture of someone who has zero in common with the actual escort.

Sandra looks nothing like that model. Not even representative. The only thing they might have in common is skin tone. If you go there expecting to see the woman on the website, you'll turn around and leave.

I have no idea why CLM does that with some of the women. If you want to "protect her privacy" at least pick someone who mildly represents the woman you'll be seeing. Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one. There's no lack of fake photos of women like that to choose from. It's ridiculous to pick a 20-something year old professional model.

The shame of it is, if you go in knowing what to expect, Sandra actually has one of the best menus there. She loves sex more than just about anyone else at CLM. She will slurp your tongue out of your mouth. You just won't be able to get past the fake photos if you've never seen her before.

A shame.

Ok rant over.

She half Japanese BTW. So more of a mustard color.

[DropTop69]

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

I agree with you 100% on that. And also fully agree about how fuckin' frustrating it is in general when ads have photos that are extremely far off the mark.

[Fantastico]

Thanks for the feedback, that's good to know. She definitely looks thick in her photo, but not too thick. Would you say that's a real photo of her?

I enjoy CLM, but they definitely tend to have a "type". Usually either MILFy Euro girls like Jessica and Sarah or thick / borderline chubby latinas like Bella, Claudia, Camilla. Only occasionally do they get younger American girls.

Definitely not a real photo. But in my experience all every provider I've seen at CLM uses fake photos. Some are better representatives than others but all of them are fake or at best not up to date.

But back to Maya, her body is not (or at least was not) as fit / toned / tight as the picture might lead you to believe. But again, not quite chubby like Bella. It's weird because she might actually be bigger than Bella (weighs more) but her figure is better proportioned imo. Hope that answers your question.

[Jinurso]

Has this Sandra been with CLM for a long time? My one and only experience with this agency was with a Sandra. Goes back to maybe the first half of '19, if I had to guess, but might have even been before that. I don't remember her being a hard body, but I wouldn't have described the Sandra I saw as 'chubby' either. (And I'm one whose primary attraction is to skinny / fit types.) She was definitely eager to please. Maybe it's a different Sandra? Or maybe she's been putting on weight I guess.

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

[DropTop69]

Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one.

Has this Sandra been with CLM for a long time? My one and only experience with this agency was with a Sandra. Goes back to maybe the first half of '19, if I had to guess, but might have even been before that. I don't remember her being a hard body, but I wouldn't have described the Sandra I saw as 'chubby' either. (And I'm one whose primary attraction is to skinny / fit types.) She was definitely eager to please. Maybe it's a different Sandra? Or maybe she's been putting on weight I guess.

[IPrivate008]

Never visited an AAMP before and have a question about Red Lantern. Are their photos on their website accurate or their ads accurate? Because they feature different women. I'm inclined to believe the website is more accurate. Or are they both fake?

Also, I tend to prefer white girls. Any recs for Euro massage parlors in western burbs or downtown?

RL so far been the only ones that always use real pictures, sometimes they are all edited but the girls they show that's what you get. They've been getting some really hot Hispanic and Russian girls lately. They do say GFE, it might not be full GFE with deep deep kissing but they are like porn stars. They know how to fk.

[Rackster]

Never visited an AAMP before and have a question about Red Lantern. Are their photos on their website accurate or their ads accurate? Because they feature different women. I'm inclined to believe the website is more accurate. Or are they both fake?

Also, I tend to prefer white girls. Any recs for Euro massage parlors in western burbs or downtown?

[Jinurso]

Anybody see that hot new photo of Sandra at CLM?

It's one thing to quietly post one fake photo of someone but it feels completely fraudulent to be THAT blatant about posting a picture of someone who has zero in common with the actual escort.

Sandra looks nothing like that model. Not even representative. The only thing they might have in common is skin tone. If you go there expecting to see the woman on the website, you'll turn around and leave.

I have no idea why CLM does that with some of the women. If you want to "protect her privacy" at least pick someone who mildly represents the woman you'll be seeing. Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one. There's no lack of fake photos of women like that to choose from. It's ridiculous to pick a 20-something year old professional model.

The shame of it is, if you go in knowing what to expect, Sandra actually has one of the best menus there. She loves sex more than just about anyone else at CLM. She will slurp your tongue out of your mouth. You just won't be able to get past the fake photos if you've never seen her before.

A shame.

Ok rant over.

[CodyBro]

I will be visiting Chicago in few days will be staying close to airport, Is thr any good outcalls with sensual massage available?

Thanks in advance.

[Jinurso]

I saw Maya over a year ago. A thicker girl. Was not fat or chubby, but definitely not petite. Not as tall as Ashley but similar build. Big ass (real), small waste, average boobs, cute face. Everything covered. She initially quoted a high price for full service (maybe 3-4 hundred) but ultimately agreed to 200. YMMV. Personally I'd repeat but based on some of your other reviews, I'm not sure she'd fit your criteria.

Thanks for the feedback, that's good to know. She definitely looks thick in her photo, but not too thick. Would you say that's a real photo of her?

I enjoy CLM, but they definitely tend to have a "type". Usually either MILFy Euro girls like Jessica and Sarah or thick / borderline chubby latinas like Bella, Claudia, Camilla. Only occasionally do they get younger American girls.

[DanTheMan1010]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

Went to natural healers today as I live very close.

Gave them a call asked for Nana and she spoke decent English and said yea sure you can pick. Then texted me pictures and I said I'll be there soon.

Show up and greeted by who was my massage therapist.

She said her name was "Sarah" but could really tell. Not sure how I would get nana next time even though I called for her.

This girl was medium height with very large naturals. Got into the room. $.5 for 30 mins. Prob the worst massage ever. No oil. Just dug her hangs into my back on my sides for 10 minutes up and down.

Then flipped me over. And was trying to say FS but kept making weird motions until we communicated via hand signals.

Asked for 2 bills for FS to which I got it down to 1.5 bills.

Was fun but nothing special. She was loud and the bed was not comfy which made it all awkward.

Fist time I have had FS and to be honest I know it's preference but I sortve enjoy the nice rub down and then L1 at the end after being relaxed.

All in all I paid 2 bills for a pointless 10 min rub down and FS.

Curious if that's what this place will turn into or if I can still get a solid rubdown (to start).