Escort Reports

[FanOfSluts]

Just so you are not disappointed, here is the laughter: 😊

What you are looking for is called by many, including me, "a unicorn". I'll leave you to guess why.

You should ask yourself, if you knew of such a creature, would you tell ANYONE about her and risk her schedule being flooded and never seeing her again?

Now you may see why you never hear of such girls.

Thing is, I have. A few years ago, I had 2 regulars who checked almost every box, and this was in Toledo, not even half the size of Detroit. One is no longer with us, and the other seems to have retired, but they did exist and they can't be the only ones. Also, again, not expecting to find all these things in one provider.

[LotharioPK]

Hey guys, I'm probably about to get laughed at as unrealistic, but I'm hoping to get some recommendations. I know I'm not going to find anyone who checks every box, but hopefully I can check most of them with one provider. I can't emphasize that point enough, I'm not expecting to find the perfect one. It seems like every time I search a girl who catches my eye, there are either terrible reviews or no reviews. Anyway, more or less in order of importance, here's what I'm hoping to find:

--Solid head game, deepthroat greatly preferred.

--BBBJ, bonus points if facial and / or cimws are offered.

--Bb greek (covers are a non-starter for anything).

--Not fat (not really into spinners either, but better than fatties).

--Relatively safe incall (no dudes lurking, not in a neighborhood where I should be strapped just to get out of the car).

--Between roughly 25 and 40, not into grannies and don't want to worry about whether I'm actually seeing a minor.

--Not too far gone down the rabbit hole--I think we all know that 95% of these girls love their candy, and I can deal with it if it's not out of control, but I can't do the bottom end of the spiral anymore.

--Preferably under $150/ hhr.

--Bonus points if comms are decent and ghosting is minimal.

I know that's quite a list, but any feedback is appreciated, and pm is fine if you prefer. Thanks in advance, I promise to contribute to the forum when I have something to contribute.

Just so you are not disappointed, here is the laughter: 😊

What you are looking for is called by many, including me, "a unicorn". I'll leave you to guess why.

You should ask yourself, if you knew of such a creature, would you tell ANYONE about her and risk her schedule being flooded and never seeing her again?

Now you may see why you never hear of such girls.

[FanOfSluts]

Hey guys, I'm probably about to get laughed at as unrealistic, but I'm hoping to get some recommendations. I know I'm not going to find anyone who checks every box, but hopefully I can check most of them with one provider. I can't emphasize that point enough, I'm not expecting to find the perfect one. It seems like every time I search a girl who catches my eye, there are either terrible reviews or no reviews. Anyway, more or less in order of importance, here's what I'm hoping to find:

--Solid head game, deepthroat greatly preferred.

--BBBJ, bonus points if facial and / or cimws are offered.

--Bb greek (covers are a non-starter for anything).

--Not fat (not really into spinners either, but better than fatties).

--Relatively safe incall (no dudes lurking, not in a neighborhood where I should be strapped just to get out of the car).

--Between roughly 25 and 40, not into grannies and don't want to worry about whether I'm actually seeing a minor.

--Not too far gone down the rabbit hole--I think we all know that 95% of these girls love their candy, and I can deal with it if it's not out of control, but I can't do the bottom end of the spiral anymore.

--Preferably under $150/ hhr.

--Bonus points if comms are decent and ghosting is minimal.

I know that's quite a list, but any feedback is appreciated, and pm is fine if you prefer. Thanks in advance, I promise to contribute to the forum when I have something to contribute.

[Monger93]

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

She is a heroin addict. Hides her tracks. Smokes girl too and loves xanax.

[WhutsNext]

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

Are those pics accurate? In researching I found some pics suggesting they were fake.

[HookerLuver248]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/586497158094

Know her for about 3 years always had a great time with her BBBJ BBFS always wants you to stop at store to pickup things for her but last time I seen her she was taking too long to start then was rushed out of there. She forsure on something but always blames her ms.

[VipPro]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1

https://www.lexistone.net/ it's $1600 for new clients.

[TheRick]

This is a picture she used in her ads back in '14. No idea if she is still around but sharing the 1 picture I had saved.

Well that clears it up. That link is Definitely NOT Casey Morgan from the boards. Thanks for the link.

The Casey Morgan from the boards was a smokin hot blond MILF.

[Icytipp]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...t/586497158094

[WhutsNext]

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

That did kinda stick to the old memory bank.

[FunnyBoner]

https://www.gfemonkey.com/profiles/c...1e536cf68b4582

We are talking about this girl, correct? She is obviously older now, and I think a little chubbier, she also has a only fans.

Well that clears it up. That link is Definitely NOT Casey Morgan from the boards. Thanks for the link.

The Casey Morgan from the boards was a smokin hot blond MILF.

[QuestForFun69]

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

Smart man!! That stuff is messed up and highly contagious. . Spreads when in contact with scrotum or any area around there.

[EastsideYoung]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/91049337

I always wanted to but I'm going to pass after the dude with the tree bark wiener.

[ZenSpeed]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1

She's $1,200/ hour. I don't think the guys who would pay that much are the kinds of guys who would post here.

https://www.lexistone.net/

[Hockey4848]

See her pop up every few months on eros. Any feedback? Booty looks crazy.

https://www.eros.com/michigan/files/8119999.htm?cat=1