Massage Parlor Reports

[DropTop69]

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

I agree with you 100% on that. And also fully agree about how fuckin' frustrating it is in general when ads have photos that are extremely far off the mark.

[Fantastico]

Thanks for the feedback, that's good to know. She definitely looks thick in her photo, but not too thick. Would you say that's a real photo of her?

I enjoy CLM, but they definitely tend to have a "type". Usually either MILFy Euro girls like Jessica and Sarah or thick / borderline chubby latinas like Bella, Claudia, Camilla. Only occasionally do they get younger American girls.

Definitely not a real photo. But in my experience all every provider I've seen at CLM uses fake photos. Some are better representatives than others but all of them are fake or at best not up to date.

But back to Maya, her body is not (or at least was not) as fit / toned / tight as the picture might lead you to believe. But again, not quite chubby like Bella. It's weird because she might actually be bigger than Bella (weighs more) but her figure is better proportioned imo. Hope that answers your question.

[Jinurso]

Has this Sandra been with CLM for a long time? My one and only experience with this agency was with a Sandra. Goes back to maybe the first half of '19, if I had to guess, but might have even been before that. I don't remember her being a hard body, but I wouldn't have described the Sandra I saw as 'chubby' either. (And I'm one whose primary attraction is to skinny / fit types.) She was definitely eager to please. Maybe it's a different Sandra? Or maybe she's been putting on weight I guess.

It's probably the same Sandra. I'm sure definitions as subjective as chubby may vary from person to person, but I'm sure you'd agree that she looks absolutely nothing like the woman on the website under her name, no?

[DropTop69]

Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one.

Has this Sandra been with CLM for a long time? My one and only experience with this agency was with a Sandra. Goes back to maybe the first half of '19, if I had to guess, but might have even been before that. I don't remember her being a hard body, but I wouldn't have described the Sandra I saw as 'chubby' either. (And I'm one whose primary attraction is to skinny / fit types.) She was definitely eager to please. Maybe it's a different Sandra? Or maybe she's been putting on weight I guess.

[IPrivate008]

Never visited an AAMP before and have a question about Red Lantern. Are their photos on their website accurate or their ads accurate? Because they feature different women. I'm inclined to believe the website is more accurate. Or are they both fake?

Also, I tend to prefer white girls. Any recs for Euro massage parlors in western burbs or downtown?

RL so far been the only ones that always use real pictures, sometimes they are all edited but the girls they show that's what you get. They've been getting some really hot Hispanic and Russian girls lately. They do say GFE, it might not be full GFE with deep deep kissing but they are like porn stars. They know how to fk.

[Rackster]

Never visited an AAMP before and have a question about Red Lantern. Are their photos on their website accurate or their ads accurate? Because they feature different women. I'm inclined to believe the website is more accurate. Or are they both fake?

Also, I tend to prefer white girls. Any recs for Euro massage parlors in western burbs or downtown?

[Jinurso]

Anybody see that hot new photo of Sandra at CLM?

It's one thing to quietly post one fake photo of someone but it feels completely fraudulent to be THAT blatant about posting a picture of someone who has zero in common with the actual escort.

Sandra looks nothing like that model. Not even representative. The only thing they might have in common is skin tone. If you go there expecting to see the woman on the website, you'll turn around and leave.

I have no idea why CLM does that with some of the women. If you want to "protect her privacy" at least pick someone who mildly represents the woman you'll be seeing. Sandra is a short, chubby 40-something year old brown woman with the body of one. There's no lack of fake photos of women like that to choose from. It's ridiculous to pick a 20-something year old professional model.

The shame of it is, if you go in knowing what to expect, Sandra actually has one of the best menus there. She loves sex more than just about anyone else at CLM. She will slurp your tongue out of your mouth. You just won't be able to get past the fake photos if you've never seen her before.

A shame.

Ok rant over.

[CodyBro]

I will be visiting Chicago in few days will be staying close to airport, Is thr any good outcalls with sensual massage available?

Thanks in advance.

[Jinurso]

I saw Maya over a year ago. A thicker girl. Was not fat or chubby, but definitely not petite. Not as tall as Ashley but similar build. Big ass (real), small waste, average boobs, cute face. Everything covered. She initially quoted a high price for full service (maybe 3-4 hundred) but ultimately agreed to 200. YMMV. Personally I'd repeat but based on some of your other reviews, I'm not sure she'd fit your criteria.

Thanks for the feedback, that's good to know. She definitely looks thick in her photo, but not too thick. Would you say that's a real photo of her?

I enjoy CLM, but they definitely tend to have a "type". Usually either MILFy Euro girls like Jessica and Sarah or thick / borderline chubby latinas like Bella, Claudia, Camilla. Only occasionally do they get younger American girls.

[DanTheMan1010]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

Went to natural healers today as I live very close.

Gave them a call asked for Nana and she spoke decent English and said yea sure you can pick. Then texted me pictures and I said I'll be there soon.

Show up and greeted by who was my massage therapist.

She said her name was "Sarah" but could really tell. Not sure how I would get nana next time even though I called for her.

This girl was medium height with very large naturals. Got into the room. $.5 for 30 mins. Prob the worst massage ever. No oil. Just dug her hangs into my back on my sides for 10 minutes up and down.

Then flipped me over. And was trying to say FS but kept making weird motions until we communicated via hand signals.

Asked for 2 bills for FS to which I got it down to 1.5 bills.

Was fun but nothing special. She was loud and the bed was not comfy which made it all awkward.

Fist time I have had FS and to be honest I know it's preference but I sortve enjoy the nice rub down and then L1 at the end after being relaxed.

All in all I paid 2 bills for a pointless 10 min rub down and FS.

Curious if that's what this place will turn into or if I can still get a solid rubdown (to start).

[Dbiz01]

Met Carly for the full experience. There is really not much to add as I had the same great experience as those that chose the rear entry. What I was not expecting for some reason is after she begged for CIM, she put her head up, down the hatch and said "all gone"!

I will likely repeat due to close proximity to one of my work locations but it is quite pricey for a 30 min trip. It was very weird being at a Spa with a chicken speaking perfect English though. I am not used to not hearing a Chinese, Korean or Thai accent during my fun. LOL!

This trip redeemed this place for my last visit here though.

Rumor is she's an anal queen as well. I laughed about your last visit to Ozone because mine totally sucked (or didn't I should say) as well. I had asked Karly first, but she told me she only does the half hour.

[Fit312]

Anyone have a number or ad for the Ukrainian Village apartment?

This place?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../22586643.html

[Bill Stuart]

I heard she only does hh sessions. Any truth to that? Not sure I want to make the drive for a short session.

I'll say yes for the most part on the half hour sessions.

I have seen her a few times now. The first few times only half hour sessions were offered.

This last time (about two weeks ago), I asked for an hour and she obliged.

I believe that she will do hours only when they are NOT busy. Which she was not when I booked her.

[CornCobMaker]

Anyone have a number or ad for the Ukrainian Village apartment? Please reply or dm me.

Also looking for Diana / Dana's (Skokie) number if you have it (I lost it).

[Fantastico]

The CLM website (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com) says that someone named Maya is back. Anybody remember anybody by that name? I don't.

If you don't remember her, could you refresh us on her menu?

I saw Maya over a year ago. A thicker girl. Was not fat or chubby, but definitely not petite. Not as tall as Ashley but similar build. Big ass (real), small waste, average boobs, cute face. Everything covered. She initially quoted a high price for full service (maybe 3-4 hundred) but ultimately agreed to 200. YMMV. Personally I'd repeat but based on some of your other reviews, I'm not sure she'd fit your criteria.