Massage Parlor Reports

[NoFearToTry]

You should go to the place across from Caliber Collision. It the place dreams are made of.

Some stories read like a dream, LOL. But when I stopped a couple weeks ago and wendy greeted me as she woke from her afternoon slumber and she was only willing to do a 30 minute gig. She said not busy was not open for an hour, I walked out on her. So as with all things and places timing is important. As with how the girls see you and the mood they happen to be in.

[Zippy69]

Going to be in the area on Monday for work.

Where should I go and who should I see?

Looking for the most fun!

Feel free to PM.

You should go to the place across from Caliber Collision. It the place dreams are made of.

[Bhanson475]

Going to be in the area on Monday for work.

Where should I go and who should I see?

Looking for the most fun!

Feel free to PM.

[GoodTimes9669]

Does anyone know where I can a massage with someone with a huge rack in Vancouver. Hard to find.

[MrBigPdx]

Got a text from a random number late last night. Turns out to be from Tina at Keizer location across from Caliber Collision. She says she's been traveling but will being at this shop with a new girl today and will open around 4 pm. She text me because she has a new girl that is FOB and wants me to try her and tell my friends. Apparently her new girl has a great body, young, is very tight but can take any size and into being submissive. I guess Tina's landlord stopped her in the parking lot one day earlier in the year and asked about the rotation of girls that stay with her over the months. I guess she's friends with her landlord now and she invites him over for drinks every now and then. She said last night they were all having drinks and the new girl just grabbed the landlords hand, didn't say anything, and let him to her room. Tina said she watched him pound her out for 45 minutes and couldn't believe how big he was. She didn't know how to describe it very well but when I said BBC she said yes exactly. I guess her landlord friend couldn't believe how tight this new girl was but also that she could take it all. Tina said that it turned her on so much that she asked her friend to eat her out after he was done with FOB. Tina loves DATY BTW and just got a fresh new waxing job. Anyhow today around 4 pm FOB and Tina will both be in little skirts, thongs and high heels ready to have fun.

[GoodTimes9669]

Sorry messed that up. But it's not joy but I believe Asian massage in Battleground.

[GoodTimes9669]

Thanks for reviews. Tokyo = 4th plain or St Johns? (there seem to be two). And Big Joy = Joy on 99?

Thanks!

In Vancouver.

[BillJ1984]

Finally no nut November is over!, I arrived at the location decided to do hhr. Met up with a 47 year old looking lady. Pretty thin, nice legs and butt, pointy nips. I got in my room undressed. I've been waiting so long to come back to this hobby I started out on my back with half a chub. She came in and said WOW you must be ready for fun, I said hell yeah negotiated 140 for FS clumsy me I forgot my Rain coat! I said I don't want a HJ so she said what if I slide on your thing with my cat without penetration I said ok but for 80 and she said yes. So she put a little oil on my little guy and got on top and began to rub up and down my pickle until I blew like a volcano. It was pretty freaken good. Her name was Joan. Will come back next week.

[Downtown99]

Thanks for reviews. Tokyo = 4th plain or St Johns? (there seem to be two). And Big Joy = Joy on 99?

Thanks!

Bg joy: 40/60 for 30 min. Mid 30's super cute, good massage. Only standard finish is offered with utc roaming.

Lan xin:60/140. Forget her name but she was mentioned in here before. I believe she came from Portland: mediocre massage, FS, CBJ. Offered massage after the deed and helped me get dressed. Overall good experience.

Tokyo: 40/60 for 30 min. UTC roaming, mid 40's. Fully nude and roaming but only standard finish is offered. Good experience.

Eastern: 40/40 for 30. Mid 30's. Massaged sucked. On the flip she stated only HE was offered and limited roaming. However in the corner I noticed the plastic wrapper's in the bin. Poor attitude and will not repeat.

Walked into Sunny's, zen, Veela, and tranquility but the were all to old for me so I walked out.

Not used to posting so if I missed anything, my bad and I suck at guessing ages. All the reviews above are recent.

[NoFearToTry]

Went to Starlight about 2 weeks ago. Got a cute girl named April there, perky B cups I'd say, good attitude and made good conversation. Been awhile since I've been mongering so opted for 30 minutes + table shower. They had a nice setup for the table shower, but not much happened. The massage was alright and the flip was alright. There was some negotiating, but she wasn't being too pushy as I think she knows my starting offer was already an overpay for what I wanted. Paid for a nude CBJ, but honestly it was the weakest CBJ I've ever had. Just put her lips on it pretty much. It ended up being more like a HE with covers on, pretty disappointed by that. She let my hands and mouth roam freely though. Once it was done she told me to do an hour next time and that we could do the full package then. Ended up paying 7.0 to house and 1.3 tip. I know I overpaid for the tip, I'm not good at negotiating especially when the little head is anticipating. Any tips on the negotiating part would be helpful. Me being younger also probably incentivizes providers to try and get the most out of me. All in all, I'd go back but would probably not do the table shower again and maybe just opt for an hour and FS.

One time I stopped in here and got the biggest rush job ever 5 minutes of the weakest fkn massage ever then the turn over. The boss lady pulled her out of the back room, I sure there was someone else in that back room. She asked what I want, I said massage, she motioned for boom boom or BJ, then threw me this outrageous number and I laughed. Then in and out and back 3 times in less than 10 minutes over the "tip" amount.

By the time she returned from the last time she went out I was dressed, walked out and said my money and held my hand out. She tried to keep 50 bucks for 30 minutes, I paid for 1 hour I said, NO, my money all of it I am leaving. This went back and forth a couple times I wasnt budging. She gave me my money back. I said you fkd up and pulled out the real wad. Told her do not ever try this shit again with me. I have been back I have made my point with that place. Now I walk in and do not get any run around and she tells me exactly how long the girl will be busy and will direct me to the other place if this one is busy. Stand your ground and don't let them push you around or be ridiculous either here or anywhere else.

Read through the forum and get your scope for the "normal" rates of services in which you seek.

[GoodTimes9669]

Bg joy: 40/60 for 30 min. Mid 30's super cute, good massage. Only standard finish is offered with utc roaming.

Lan xin:60/140. Forget her name but she was mentioned in here before. I believe she came from Portland: mediocre massage, FS, CBJ. Offered massage after the deed and helped me get dressed. Overall good experience.

Tokyo: 40/60 for 30 min. UTC roaming, mid 40's. Fully nude and roaming but only standard finish is offered. Good experience.

Eastern: 40/40 for 30. Mid 30's. Massaged sucked. On the flip she stated only HE was offered and limited roaming. However in the corner I noticed the plastic wrapper's in the bin. Poor attitude and will not repeat.

Walked into Sunny's, zen, Veela, and tranquility but the were all to old for me so I walked out.

Not used to posting so if I missed anything, my bad and I suck at guessing ages. All the reviews above are recent.

Hard time finding young talent in Vancouver, especially for FS. If any suggestions please let me know.

[NoFearToTry]

Sunnys on Mill plain and Eastern on. 4th Plain (usually have good looking chick's, but eastern gets busy. Last time she tried to short me time because of it. We got into a bit of a tiff over it and she dropped 20 bucks on my chest. She said most guys don't care, and I told her most guys don't have the balls to say something about it.

Current talent at sunnys is. Meh.

If I can't at least get my face wet it's no fun for me.

Good for you for saying something, I won't put up with the bs time shortage either.

[DosedAgn]

That's pretty much what I do. I really go for FS though. They usually aren't up to my standard.

Sunnys on Mill plain and Eastern on. 4th Plain (usually have good looking chick's, but eastern gets busy. Last time she tried to short me time because of it. We got into a bit of a tiff over it and she dropped 20 bucks on my chest. She said most guys don't care, and I told her most guys don't have the balls to say something about it.

Current talent at sunnys is. Meh.

If I can't at least get my face wet it's no fun for me.

[RamblinJavlin]

This is sage advice, and what I do. I bring 200. I have 60 in one pocket (house fee), 40 in another (handy), 60 in another (BJ), remainder in another pocket (total 140 tip available for FS). They never see a big stack of bills. I don't negotiate, I simply tell them "that's all I brought". They see me pull it out of my pocket and that's that.

That's pretty much what I do. I really go for FS though. They usually aren't up to my standard.

[DosedAgn]

Negotiating.

Go in with an amount you are willing to spend and no more. Always treat them with respect and smile when you make an offer / counter offer. Be willing to walk or say just massage.

Some walk in and put down 2. 0 and expect everything for it. Others like to pay the room fee 40-60 and go with 40 for a handy, 60 for a blowie and 1. 0-1. 4 for FS. Others are willing to pay much more. Pick a number you are comfortable with and stick to it.

I agree you overpaid as the next guy might get FS for what you paid.

This is sage advice, and what I do. I bring 200. I have 60 in one pocket (house fee), 40 in another (handy), 60 in another (BJ), remainder in another pocket (total 140 tip available for FS). They never see a big stack of bills. I don't negotiate, I simply tell them "that's all I brought". They see me pull it out of my pocket and that's that.