Massage Parlor Reports

[Bdirect]

Stopped in for the same person, horrible skimming of my skin the entire time. On the flip wanted 8 to hump her small chest, hard pass. Wanted 6 for hands, hard pass. Said 4 or I'm leaving. Didn't know someone could be bad at doing that. Will never repeat.

I had her too. light massage, cut time, and Wants crazy tips I won't be a sucker, will not be back.

[PearishBA]

Been holding off on a review from last week to make sure my car was alright. Called ahead and asked for this Anna in recent reviews for an early evening visit. Still had to wait about 10 minutes to start. She came into the room to tell me about the wait. Her personality was warm, came over and gave me a hug. She was wearing a mask but still brought her face up to mine and basically kissed through the mask. Massage wasn't that good, got the impression she was trying to tease by going back to non-erotic areas like the neck to build anticipation. She could use some training on good teasing and momentum. Sorry to hear about the 405 parlor in loveland losing what some guys have referred to as Lisa. She would have been one of my top choices to educate her on that. After the flip she did pull up her top during the HE and seems to enjoy you enjoying them too so that's nice. She's not obese but she has some weight around the waist area that she conceals with one of those midsection garments. Goes almost up to her breasts. When getting dressed she was telling me she liked me and pulled the mask down for a little kiss on the lips. Appeared to have an above average face for the brief moment it was visible.

Then leaving I started my car and the damn check engine light came on. Immediately looked around and thought damn, this is a great spot to tinker, or steal all or part of someone's car. Dark, quite, private but still public, with easy access to the streets. Everybody trying not to be noticed. And the perpetrators would know they've got at least 30 minutes. My car was otherwise operating normally and after a few blocks I remembered I just filled up at the gas station the other day. So I pulled over and removed and re-tightened my gas cap. I've had that light come on before, fixed by tightening the cap and the light went off within a few days. Thankfully it worked again this time. Must not have tightened it enough again or the cap is going bad.

Either way, I'm not liking that little back parking space anymore after thinking about it like a thief or mischievous youth would. LOL I'll be parking in the open nearby lots that get enough random casual traffic to make bs like that less likely. And that's just me, putting this out there for people like me looking for ways to minimize even minor risks and BS where possible. This seems to be more of a sleepy area and most of you should be fine even at night.

[ComicGeek77]

Helen (older lady) is back at Amelia. I went there yesterday because I heard reports of younger talent. I saw Helen's car there and should have just kept driving. Massage is decent, but the HE is haphazard at best. They also raised their rates, . 7 for an hour.

[RcktMan2]

Visited Moon recently. Very good massage, cute girl. Left satisfied.

[RiskyBizness66]

I dreamed that I stopped by Goose the other day, about noon, and drew Anna. In my dream she appeared to be in her later 30's, wore a mask which she removed a few times b / c she is a kisser! I had a wonderfully light massage, plenty of tease w / cc swipe and more before the flip. The flip was fun, probing and explosive. Afterward, I still had a half hour left and she spent the entire time giving me the most peaceful scalp and face massage, while occasionally lowering that beautiful chest into my face. Best massage I've had in years.

Mike B.

Stopped in for the same person, horrible skimming of my skin the entire time. On the flip wanted 8 to hump her small chest, hard pass. Wanted 6 for hands, hard pass. Said 4 or I'm leaving. Didn't know someone could be bad at doing that. Will never repeat.

[Ed Fox]

Stopped in at lighthouse, wasn't expecting anything special. I was greeted by an older lady, not very attractive. She escorted me to the room and asked for the house fee. Massage was good, not great, but then the teasing started it actually surprised me how aggressive she was. On the flip she went right to work no mention of tip or anything. I was so surprised I didn't try anything extra. She finished up I tipped 40 which seemed greatly appreciated. I'll try again and hope for a better looking lady.

[HotStick]

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[MrMonger69]

Just visited Lucy after the great reviews.

She does have a beautiful face but her body wasn't as tight as I hoped based on reviews. Sakura was busy with many calls and people at door. I walked in and handed her 200 $ just like I always do Mimi. Session was OK but standard. Good kisser, CBJ and CFS. Not "very open" in my opinion.

I hope Mimi returns.

The only think I didn't get was uncovered anything. I'd never take that anyway.

[Member #6054]

When I started out in this hobby I did over indulge occasionally with some of these asians because they tend to be obsessive about hygiene and not obviously feeding any drug addictions. Its quite the rush going raw with a woman you've just met, but it turns down the potential volume on the more sensible fun that will keep you out of all kinds of trouble. Luckily I got through that clean and after taking some time off got my sensitivity recalibrated, so to speak. Be careful all you new and curious ones, especially if you have alot to lose and these traditional massage happy endings are doing it for you.

You are so correct in your post Pearish. You are like a kid in a candy store looking for the next better venture and experience hoping for something better than the last. Then you come to your senses and find a few providers that float your boat. Personally, I came to the realization that a good massage with some teasing and anticipation of the finale was economical, safe and all I needed. I have never disrespected these girls and it doesn't take much girl intelligence to figure who is who in the world of AMP providers. In addition to the intell posted on this forum. I am not 20 years old anymore and I do not need to plunge into a woman that services one monger after another. After years, you just come to the realization that a friendly relationship with one of two goes along way than running around town hoping to land that one woman and that perfect experience and getting shaken down for a bigger tip. It is fantasy land and can be a detriment to your personal life and your wallet. Be safe my fellow mongers!

[Bdirect]

I dreamed that I stopped by Goose the other day, about noon, and drew Anna. In my dream she appeared to be in her later 30's, wore a mask which she removed a few times b / c she is a kisser! I had a wonderfully light massage, plenty of tease w / cc swipe and more before the flip. The flip was fun, probing and explosive. Afterward, I still had a half hour left and she spent the entire time giving me the most peaceful scalp and face massage, while occasionally lowering that beautiful chest into my face. Best massage I've had in years.

Mike B.

What was room fee and tip.

[PearishBA]

When I started out in this hobby I did over indulge occasionally with some of these asians because they tend to be obsessive about hygiene and not obviously feeding any drug addictions. Its quite the rush going raw with a woman you've just met, but it turns down the potential volume on the more sensible fun that will keep you out of all kinds of trouble. Luckily I got through that clean and after taking some time off got my sensitivity recalibrated, so to speak. Be careful all you new and curious ones, especially if you have alot to lose and these traditional massage happy endings are doing it for you.

[PearishBA]

Not in all cases. When you are the first in the door, you get it nice and clean.

Curious hoe you arrived at that observation. Certainly wasn't the case when I was there, she was pretty adamant about using them.

Are you just curious, or 'very very very' curious when someone says a lady has a 'very very very' open menu at a place that's been an obvious lock for FS for years now? LOL.

[MassageGoer]

Same here. She sanitized herself, sanitized me, put on the cover and when it almost popped off, she got right back on it and pushed it back on.

Curious hoe you arrived at that observation. Certainly wasn't the case when I was there, she was pretty adamant about using them.

[TravisBickle88]

Curious hoe you arrived at that observation. Certainly wasn't the case when I was there, she was pretty adamant about using them.

Same for me. Even for BJ which surprised me.

[Below Me]

Sounds like creampies are on the menu. To any of the newer guys that can't read between the lines yet, be aware if not beware. Along with the obvious increased risks, the extra lubrication and flavors you encounter are probably going to be courtesy of your fellow mongers that were in line in front of you.

Curious hoe you arrived at that observation. Certainly wasn't the case when I was there, she was pretty adamant about using them.