Massage Parlor Reports

[MKEhe]

Hi everybody! Thinking of coming down to the Chicago area for a session with one of the places that have a milking table. That said, there are quite a few places on RubMD that either mention a milking table or have a picture of it. Some of them are clearly ads from the same place (red table / red room) and others seem to be their own thing. Some have circular holes others have squares. I have put "milking" in the search bar here, seen some positive reviews and some "meh", so I was hoping to get a recommendation. If there are any places that I definitely should or shouldn't go to spend my money, please let me know. I would prefer BBBJ rather than CBJ or HJ. Just let me know which names I should search for.

Info either here on the thread or in PM's would be greatly appreciated. The scene is MUCH better in the Chicago area than where I come from, but I would still be willing to trade info if that helps. Either way, I will report back here if I am able to go to one of the places with a milking table.

Thanks so much! MKEhe.

[Vanilla Lover]

Come on bro. That fat Latina is NOT Spaniard and is nowhere near worth 460! 262 has better Latinas for a lot less money and even they have more pigs than gems. What is with all the shilling, white knighting and straight out exaggerated reviews?

I saw Claudia about a month ago, while I agree she doesn't appear to be Spaniard, she definitely isn't fat at all. I think you're confusing her for someone else. She's tiny has some nice B / C cups with pink nipples and a bright pink pussy. Russian with her was fun as was sucking on her tits.

Granted I didn't get FS with her (she was pretty new) she did give me a solid BBBJ for a small tip since she was in a good mood. I definitely wanted to fuck her though as she seemed to have that tight frame I like. If she's more open for FS, then I'll definitely see her again. She couldn't keep her hands off my cock literally and I loved every moment of it.

I'm trying to see Natalie from CLM first before trying to see her again.

[Fit312]

Thought that I'd mention that I did go back to Archer Spa this weekend and saw Yoyo from NYC. She quoted $150 for boom-boom which I accepted. A little older than Lucky, but she's got massive soft tits that would be perfect for Russian. No kissing, fingering, or DATY, but a good blow job with a thick condom that she provided and she came when I vigorously fucked her in doggy at her request after a couple of other positions. Was very enthusiastic, said that it was her first time in Chicago and that she was making a lot of money. Probably her last day, but I thought I'd review her since she was the most fun I've had with a girl since I saw April at Orange. I'll be back prowling the usual places this weekend, so any tips on the new rotations would be appreciated!

[AlphaMale328]

Met Carly for the full experience. There is really not much to add as I had the same great experience as those that chose the rear entry. What I was not expecting for some reason is after she begged for CIM, she put her head up, down the hatch and said "all gone"!

I will likely repeat due to close proximity to one of my work locations but it is quite pricey for a 30 min trip. It was very weird being at a Spa with a chicken speaking perfect English though. I am not used to not hearing a Chinese, Korean or Thai accent during my fun. LOL!

This trip redeemed this place for my last visit here though.

What was the damage?

[ShuperShtar]

Come on bro. That fat Latina is NOT Spaniard and is nowhere near worth 460! 262 has better Latinas for a lot less money and even they have more pigs than gems. What is with all the shilling, white knighting and straight out exaggerated reviews?

Latina agencies charge 60 80 and 100 for FS in some cities.

[ApplePiePussy]

Mia is far from new. She's been at Grand for 4 years or so. She's 5'6" and dyed her hair blonde. Not sure if she still does, as I haven't been there for a year. She married a monger. I'm not sure if it was for love, or if money was exchanged for her to get a visa. Be careful of the waters you wade in.

Mia is over 40. She used to work at Golden in La Grange. She was a bit wilder back then. I'm not surprised she married a monger. These girls can't jack people off forever. She probably has carpel tunnel. She's probably jacked around ten thousand guys by now. Still a banging body though.

[Lukkylou]

Had a great time with her a few weeks ago, and saw she is back on the schedule. Adorable brunette from Spain, speaks perfect English. Small waist and great natural curves. She was very eager and vocal during FS, with lots of eye contact, but no kissing. CBJ was decent. Major downside was that she wanted 240 for FS, which puts the total at 460 for a non-GFE experience. So probably not worth it for outsiders, but I like CLM for last-minute same-day bookings (as long as I know I'm definitely getting FS).

Come on bro. That fat Latina is NOT Spaniard and is nowhere near worth 460! 262 has better Latinas for a lot less money and even they have more pigs than gems. What is with all the shilling, white knighting and straight out exaggerated reviews?

[AcrossTheUnive]

Met Carly for the full experience. There is really not much to add as I had the same great experience as those that chose the rear entry. What I was not expecting for some reason is after she begged for CIM, she put her head up, down the hatch and said "all gone"!

I will likely repeat due to close proximity to one of my work locations but it is quite pricey for a 30 min trip. It was very weird being at a Spa with a chicken speaking perfect English though. I am not used to not hearing a Chinese, Korean or Thai accent during my fun. LOL!

This trip redeemed this place for my last visit here though.

[ChiGuy489]

Stopped in Natural Healers Spa after reading the reviews here on Nana. Had to wait a few minutes as another monger had just walked in when I walked up. I'm not sure if she'd just woken up (11 am) or what but she didn't seem very put together and the vibe I got was not a good one. She seemed in a pretty bad mood and was rushing me along with a bad attitude so I ended up leaving knowing I had called ahead to Belmont Spa to make sure Eva was working. Felt like maybe the volume might have been getting to her? IDK.

Went and saw Eva for the first time she exceeded expectations. Greeted me with a great energy in a pretty revealing top. Knew immediately it was her. A1 massage w / back walking, warm towels, stretches, and high pressure. Absolutely 0 haggle which was super appreciated. Smooth transition from massage, to tease, to flip, to HJ w / mutual touch, finished Russian between those great tits. Left a generous tip despite no ask. Easily slots in to the top 5. Would love to hear from others who their top 5 are. Happy Holidays!

Had a similar experience with Nana, she's hot and I see her twice the first time she was okay but not into some of the things I like DFK DATY. The second time it was basically the same and she said her bag hurt. She had a lot of potential but there's better out there IMO l. How old is Eva, anything else on the table? What's her body type like.

[DickFonzereli]

About to board a flight for a 3 week oveasea trip, so wanted to leave a PSA for you all. Kiki will be back to Chicago on 12/1. Yes, that Kiki, the petite hot girl that you see in car racing movies. She will either be at BHC or Orange. Not sure which one yet, so if you are interested in seeing her just call. She is very well known and most of you have seen her pictures already. Please don't message me for pictures as I am about to board my flight. If you don't know who she is, do some research. I get some of you like to try out new girls, but stop complaining about bad service when there is a well known girl in town and you choose to pass up on her.

I just gave you Nana the other day who has a review right away after mine. And now Kiki. Nana will be around until the 30th, so the timing is perfect as Kiki will start on 12/1. Between them, that should keep you guys busy until I get back. To that one guy who likes to say I write reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination, I can assure you that Kiki is as real as they come. Nana is real too lol.

If I don't return your texts or emails, this is why.

Once I met her for the first time I couldn't stop thinking about seeing her again. If you guys could DM me orange spa I don't know where that is.

[XNaughtyCal]

Stopped in Natural Healers Spa after reading the reviews here on Nana. Had to wait a few minutes as another monger had just walked in when I walked up. I'm not sure if she'd just woken up (11 am) or what but she didn't seem very put together and the vibe I got was not a good one. She seemed in a pretty bad mood and was rushing me along with a bad attitude so I ended up leaving knowing I had called ahead to Belmont Spa to make sure Eva was working. Felt like maybe the volume might have been getting to her? IDK.

Went and saw Eva for the first time she exceeded expectations. Greeted me with a great energy in a pretty revealing top. Knew immediately it was her. A1 massage w / back walking, warm towels, stretches, and high pressure. Absolutely 0 haggle which was super appreciated. Smooth transition from massage, to tease, to flip, to HJ w / mutual touch, finished Russian between those great tits. Left a generous tip despite no ask. Easily slots in to the top 5. Would love to hear from others who their top 5 are. Happy Holidays!

[GeneralObvious]

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.

Mia is far from new. She's been at Grand for 4 years or so. She's 5'6" and dyed her hair blonde. Not sure if she still does, as I haven't been there for a year. She married a monger. I'm not sure if it was for love, or if money was exchanged for her to get a visa. Be careful of the waters you wade in.

[SideTalker]

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.

Grand is borderline scam / jackshack. Emily used to be great there, but she left. Mia has severe gps.

[LiquorThnPoker]

Had a great time with her a few weeks ago, and saw she is back on the schedule. Adorable brunette from Spain, speaks perfect English. Small waist and great natural curves. She was very eager and vocal during FS, with lots of eye contact, but no kissing. CBJ was decent. Major downside was that she wanted 240 for FS, which puts the total at 460 for a non-GFE experience. So probably not worth it for outsiders, but I like CLM for last-minute same-day bookings (as long as I know I'm definitely getting FS).

[CornCobMaker]

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.