Massage Parlor Reports

**ChiGuy489** · 11-29-22 18:17

Originally Posted by XNaughtyCal [View Original Post]

Stopped in Natural Healers Spa after reading the reviews here on Nana. Had to wait a few minutes as another monger had just walked in when I walked up. I'm not sure if she'd just woken up (11 am) or what but she didn't seem very put together and the vibe I got was not a good one. She seemed in a pretty bad mood and was rushing me along with a bad attitude so I ended up leaving knowing I had called ahead to Belmont Spa to make sure Eva was working. Felt like maybe the volume might have been getting to her? IDK.

Went and saw Eva for the first time she exceeded expectations. Greeted me with a great energy in a pretty revealing top. Knew immediately it was her. A1 massage w / back walking, warm towels, stretches, and high pressure. Absolutely 0 haggle which was super appreciated. Smooth transition from massage, to tease, to flip, to HJ w / mutual touch, finished Russian between those great tits. Left a generous tip despite no ask. Easily slots in to the top 5. Would love to hear from others who their top 5 are. Happy Holidays!

Had a similar experience with Nana, she's hot and I see her twice the first time she was okay but not into some of the things I like DFK DATY. The second time it was basically the same and she said her bag hurt. She had a lot of potential but there's better out there IMO l. How old is Eva, anything else on the table? What's her body type like.

**DickFonzereli** · 11-29-22 17:10

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

About to board a flight for a 3 week oveasea trip, so wanted to leave a PSA for you all. Kiki will be back to Chicago on 12/1. Yes, that Kiki, the petite hot girl that you see in car racing movies. She will either be at BHC or Orange. Not sure which one yet, so if you are interested in seeing her just call. She is very well known and most of you have seen her pictures already. Please don't message me for pictures as I am about to board my flight. If you don't know who she is, do some research. I get some of you like to try out new girls, but stop complaining about bad service when there is a well known girl in town and you choose to pass up on her.

I just gave you Nana the other day who has a review right away after mine. And now Kiki. Nana will be around until the 30th, so the timing is perfect as Kiki will start on 12/1. Between them, that should keep you guys busy until I get back. To that one guy who likes to say I write reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination, I can assure you that Kiki is as real as they come. Nana is real too lol.

If I don't return your texts or emails, this is why.

Once I met her for the first time I couldn't stop thinking about seeing her again. If you guys could DM me orange spa I don't know where that is.

**XNaughtyCal** · 11-29-22 16:03

Stopped in Natural Healers Spa after reading the reviews here on Nana. Had to wait a few minutes as another monger had just walked in when I walked up. I'm not sure if she'd just woken up (11 am) or what but she didn't seem very put together and the vibe I got was not a good one. She seemed in a pretty bad mood and was rushing me along with a bad attitude so I ended up leaving knowing I had called ahead to Belmont Spa to make sure Eva was working. Felt like maybe the volume might have been getting to her? IDK.

Went and saw Eva for the first time she exceeded expectations. Greeted me with a great energy in a pretty revealing top. Knew immediately it was her. A1 massage w / back walking, warm towels, stretches, and high pressure. Absolutely 0 haggle which was super appreciated. Smooth transition from massage, to tease, to flip, to HJ w / mutual touch, finished Russian between those great tits. Left a generous tip despite no ask. Easily slots in to the top 5. Would love to hear from others who their top 5 are. Happy Holidays!

**GeneralObvious** · 11-29-22 14:30

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.

Mia is far from new. She's been at Grand for 4 years or so. She's 5'6" and dyed her hair blonde. Not sure if she still does, as I haven't been there for a year. She married a monger. I'm not sure if it was for love, or if money was exchanged for her to get a visa. Be careful of the waters you wade in.

**SideTalker** · 11-29-22 14:28

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.

Grand is borderline scam / jackshack. Emily used to be great there, but she left. Mia has severe gps.

**LiquorThnPoker** · 11-29-22 13:53

Had a great time with her a few weeks ago, and saw she is back on the schedule. Adorable brunette from Spain, speaks perfect English. Small waist and great natural curves. She was very eager and vocal during FS, with lots of eye contact, but no kissing. CBJ was decent. Major downside was that she wanted 240 for FS, which puts the total at 460 for a non-GFE experience. So probably not worth it for outsiders, but I like CLM for last-minute same-day bookings (as long as I know I'm definitely getting FS).

**CornCobMaker** · 11-29-22 11:28

Originally Posted by PartyMonster01 [View Original Post]

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

Can you describe Mia's body type? I went there recently and got a girl (not sure if new) but she was a little chubby and probably pushing 35/40 with a tattoo on her neck. Really wasn't my type, and she couldn't understand that I didn't want her to get nude.

**SonnyBlack85** · 11-29-22 09:06

Looking for a good foot massage. With an L1. Not popular foot spa. The lady there is way old. Anybody knows any other places.

**Fit312** · 11-28-22 15:32

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

She kept staring at the screen and different camera angles.

I saw Nana and she was definitely DTF with her tweaking my nipples and letting me grope her below the waist and lick her tits before I had even paid the door fee. Relatively tall with natural looking tits, hairy bush. Allowed DATY and nipple licking along with the usual suckee fuckee, no kissing or fingering, took a pounding with her ankles over my shoulders while she clamped her pussy on me, finished in cowgirl. Looked me in the eyes with a bemused smile when she wasn't watching the security monitors. Decent experience, but very limited English, however. It's funny because I struck out at this place a long time ago before I learned that it's better to be assertive and let the MT know what you're there for.

**JamesTChicago** · 11-28-22 12:17

I stopped going a few years ago after getting burned by them a few times. Bait and switch a couple with who was available or not available. Services listed were not offered. Terrible experiences. Sure I ended up getting a release, but not ever by who I was told or expected.

Originally Posted by Bugsy1750 [View Original Post]

Girl was below grade looks in pricing. I paid for but young was first appt came right out of bed stopped massage about 5 times. rubbed the same back to thighs area no personality and way over priced. I'm not sure about there other girls. I had Lisa left with a few disappointing releases and a body full of oil. Sabrina said would give a discount but why pay double to get the service. I should of got in first place, you guys got to stop going back to these places, only way a place will step there game up or provide quality to us.

**IMissCutler** · 11-28-22 11:41

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

A few years back, before the apartments go really popular during Covid, you could get a lineup at a lot of them. You still can if you ask and it's not busy. For parlors, I don't think I've ever gotten a lineup in Chicago. I have in Dallas but those days are long gone as most of those parlors have been shut down.

It's important to note that if you don't ask, the answer is always no. And money talks more than anything else in this hobby.

I'm generally able to get a lineup or atleast a look at another girl by asking. H wellness normally will let you see everyone as Mei loves business and wants you to stay. They have a beautiful taller girl with atleast nice Cs working. Go have fun.

**Bugsy1750** · 11-28-22 07:43

Girl was below grade looks in pricing. I paid for but young was first appt came right out of bed stopped massage about 5 times. rubbed the same back to thighs area no personality and way over priced. I'm not sure about there other girls. I had Lisa left with a few disappointing releases and a body full of oil. Sabrina said would give a discount but why pay double to get the service. I should of got in first place, you guys got to stop going back to these places, only way a place will step there game up or provide quality to us.

**OF Charlie** · 11-28-22 01:07

About to board a flight for a 3 week oveasea trip, so wanted to leave a PSA for you all. Kiki will be back to Chicago on 12/1. Yes, that Kiki, the petite hot girl that you see in car racing movies. She will either be at BHC or Orange. Not sure which one yet, so if you are interested in seeing her just call. She is very well known and most of you have seen her pictures already. Please don't message me for pictures as I am about to board my flight. If you don't know who she is, do some research. I get some of you like to try out new girls, but stop complaining about bad service when there is a well known girl in town and you choose to pass up on her.

I just gave you Nana the other day who has a review right away after mine. And now Kiki. Nana will be around until the 30th, so the timing is perfect as Kiki will start on 12/1. Between them, that should keep you guys busy until I get back. To that one guy who likes to say I write reviews for girls that only exist in my imagination, I can assure you that Kiki is as real as they come. Nana is real too lol.

If I don't return your texts or emails, this is why.

**Casper27** · 11-27-22 22:23

Originally Posted by PartyMonster01 [View Original Post]

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

I was recently there and saw the owner who asked me why I hadn't been there in so long. I didn't say much about the session but was really disappointed, I paid and was thinking of L3 or at least 2 and she barely gave L1. It felt like bait and switch, she even motioned that she would take everything off and pointed at the V, didn't take anything off and wasn't a fan of otc touch. My last appointment there was with the owner which was better than this time, but the massage quality used to be so much better when I would see her. I wonder how one actually gets to L3 outside of the place.

**Casper27** · 11-27-22 21:46

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

Anyone else visit lately. I just came out of the place and was not completely disappointed, who I got was good looking. But as I entered the room I saw a much younger and very pretty one, Asian that looked to be in her 20's. I'll pay another blind visit soon but hoping someone can give me a name. I also saw another with long wavy hair who was good looking as well. I went with just the L1 for my 1st visit. Massage seemed to start off well but no technique at all and teased for quite a bit before the flip. I also had a view of the front door from the screen staring at me in the room, wonder if the one I got was the one in charge. She kept staring at the screen and different camera angles.