Massage Parlor Reports

[NightGuru]

SO-FEE-YAH.

Man was I excited to draw the famous Sophia today. Had to ask her name a few times and she mumbled it out. I asked where her cat ears are and where is the purring. She smiled and said you have seen me before? No, but I've heard good things. Some small talk at the beginning brings me to believe she's in a bad mood, and not interested at all today in being at MM.

Beautif short girl, dark hair, 34 C (I think naturals). Average Asian booty, not much to play with on the back side. Very cute, but didn't seem into it or interested today. No clue on age, I asked she told me 47 and laughs. Probably mid 30's? Anyways. Looks 6/10. Maybe higher, but read on as my experience may have altered the way I felt about her looks.

Lackluster table shower, unenthusiastic TUMA. Possibly the worst I've ever had. Not much of a Nuru body glide. Table shower 4/10.

Back in the room, quick BBBJ, no DT (maybe an inch past the tip? No FF swatted my hands away when attempted to FF. Fits the tip in her mouth, a lot of sucking noises and hand action. 5/10 bbj.

Slips the cover on, and into mish. She's tight, like impressively tight where I think this is the highlight of the visit. About two minutes into mish I realize she can't handle much though, and I'm not much above average for a white guy. Turn her over for doggy, not getting much from her in regards to a reaction like she's not into it at all, so it almost kills the vibe. I try different paces, lengths, strokes, with no reactions just laying there. I try to pound away to finish and she can't handle it asks me to stop. I try to go softer, slower, she's not enjoying any of this I pull out pull off the cover and try to finish with bbj. Not doing it so I ask for a new cover and we can try again. She said No, tries the bbj again, about two minutes in she gives up and she asks me to finish myself.

Seriously.

So I finish myself. New experience for me where the girl gives up, and says finish yourself 30 minutes into a 45 minute session.

Room action 3/10. Wouldn't recommended her to anyone at this point.

So I finish myself, We're now 30 minutes into the 45 session. She walks out of the room, doesn't say a single word to me. Comes back in fully dressed. I get the hint that she's not entertaining a 2nd pop even though JR is ready for a second shot. I start getting dressed after cleaning myself up. She hands me a hot towel after I have my pants on already. No thank you. As I'm getting dressed to leave 15 minutes early, she starts complaining I'm too big and it hurt or something. I apologize, and continue to get dressed. She doesn't help get dressed, clean up, or anything just continues to complain and is more interested in fixing the sheets on the bed (looks like they aren't changing them). Honestly the most awkward experience I've ever had, and I'm kind of disappointed because all of the high praises and good reviews on her. Looks like I got the famous Sophia on an off day, or maybe just my first bad experience at MM.

She opens the door, and an older Asian lady (not keiko) steps out into the hallway and let's out the loudest fart I think I've ever heard, smiles and says oops sorry. I hold in my laughter the best I can as I walk out.

Mamasan (who just ripped the loudest fart known to this forum) asks how it was. I don't have the energy to complain, what good is it going to do? Cut the loss and hope for better service another day. Plus, I didn't want to stick around to smell what she had brewing. LOL.

Overall a bad MM experience. I honestly wouldn't recommend this place based off today's experience. My worst experience at BO was better than today. My close friends who monger on a regular have been saying the same thing. Maybe we're really getting spoiled with the other locations.

Her Service is declining day by day. Previously she is used to be good and playful, had a mediocre service last time I met her.

[Batman6969]

Wondering if there are any massage places offering FS that have white college aged women? MM is Asian. BO is Latina. Where do the white girls work?

On Orange Blossom Trail.

[GCumer]

Went to king once. Say a girl with a scar on her belly. Short time lots of loud bickering yelling in Chinese. Service was on the TS was lame and over the top fake noises.

The girls looks were a 5/10. Mid thirties.

I left with monger regret.

King Spa on 50 is the closest to UCF. Usually two girls working, smaller. They typically cut your time short, and the attitudes can be bad from the girls here. It's really hit or miss. I've enjoyed my time with Monica, and Vivian here. I've tried a few other girls, and the experience was lacking compared to MM.

There's BO massage on 50 between MM and King. They have Latinas.

[Sasquatch918]

Tell us you're too lazy to read the information (that's been posted hundreds of times) without telling us you're too lazy to read the information.

Yep, not reading is exactly how I read" conflicting information".

[Wayupinya]

NDS is great. It is pay flat $$ And they will say for 30 minutes, but you can say you would like to have 45 And they will give it to you.

Was in the mood for some morning delight so I stopped by NDS. To my surprise I see Tina whom I hadn't seen in 3 years or so. She was very excited to see as was I seeing her so I knew I was in for a good time. Lots of fun in the TS with lots of NURU & TUMA followed by some pussy to cock grinding and a BBBJ preview. Back to the room she laid back on the table so I took advantage of the situation and started kissing and sucking my way down to her trimmed little pussy. She was getting very loud and squirming all over the place. Then she says fuck you're going to make me cum. As soon as she did I grabbed the cover and started fucking that girl like there was no tomorrow. She is very tight so it didn't take long and I was filling the hat. She helped me get cleaned up and then Mona came in to say hello and show off her new thinner body. If I would have had more time I would have taken her for a spin but unfortunately I had to go to work. That ass of hers is looking better than ever. Until next time.

[GhostVet]

SO-FEE-YAH.

Man was I excited to draw the famous Sophia today. Had to ask her name a few times and she mumbled it out. I asked where her cat ears are and where is the purring. She smiled and said you have seen me before? No, but I've heard good things. Some small talk at the beginning brings me to believe she's in a bad mood, and not interested at all today in being at MM.

Beautif short girl, dark hair, 34 C (I think naturals). Average Asian booty, not much to play with on the back side. Very cute, but didn't seem into it or interested today. No clue on age, I asked she told me 47 and laughs. Probably mid 30's? Anyways. Looks 6/10. Maybe higher, but read on as my experience may have altered the way I felt about her looks.

Lackluster table shower, unenthusiastic TUMA. Possibly the worst I've ever had. Not much of a Nuru body glide. Table shower 4/10.

Back in the room, quick BBBJ, no DT (maybe an inch past the tip? No FF swatted my hands away when attempted to FF. Fits the tip in her mouth, a lot of sucking noises and hand action. 5/10 bbj.

Slips the cover on, and into mish. She's tight, like impressively tight where I think this is the highlight of the visit. About two minutes into mish I realize she can't handle much though, and I'm not much above average for a white guy. Turn her over for doggy, not getting much from her in regards to a reaction like she's not into it at all, so it almost kills the vibe. I try different paces, lengths, strokes, with no reactions just laying there. I try to pound away to finish and she can't handle it asks me to stop. I try to go softer, slower, she's not enjoying any of this I pull out pull off the cover and try to finish with bbj. Not doing it so I ask for a new cover and we can try again. She said No, tries the bbj again, about two minutes in she gives up and she asks me to finish myself.

Seriously.

So I finish myself. New experience for me where the girl gives up, and says finish yourself 30 minutes into a 45 minute session.

Room action 3/10. Wouldn't recommended her to anyone at this point.

So I finish myself, We're now 30 minutes into the 45 session. She walks out of the room, doesn't say a single word to me. Comes back in fully dressed. I get the hint that she's not entertaining a 2nd pop even though JR is ready for a second shot. I start getting dressed after cleaning myself up. She hands me a hot towel after I have my pants on already. No thank you. As I'm getting dressed to leave 15 minutes early, she starts complaining I'm too big and it hurt or something. I apologize, and continue to get dressed. She doesn't help get dressed, clean up, or anything just continues to complain and is more interested in fixing the sheets on the bed (looks like they aren't changing them). Honestly the most awkward experience I've ever had, and I'm kind of disappointed because all of the high praises and good reviews on her. Looks like I got the famous Sophia on an off day, or maybe just my first bad experience at MM.

She opens the door, and an older Asian lady (not keiko) steps out into the hallway and let's out the loudest fart I think I've ever heard, smiles and says oops sorry. I hold in my laughter the best I can as I walk out.

Mamasan (who just ripped the loudest fart known to this forum) asks how it was. I don't have the energy to complain, what good is it going to do? Cut the loss and hope for better service another day. Plus, I didn't want to stick around to smell what she had brewing. LOL.

Overall a bad MM experience. I honestly wouldn't recommend this place based off today's experience. My worst experience at BO was better than today. My close friends who monger on a regular have been saying the same thing. Maybe we're really getting spoiled with the other locations.

[Bearing100]

Wondering if there are any massage places offering FS that have white college aged women? MM is Asian. BO is Latina. Where do the white girls work?

In Tampa Bay area at least, they work at the aromatherapy or lingerie modeling places. There is Gemini & Florida Relaxation Studios in Tampa and the 6 shops & Journey in St. Pete / Clearwater.

[DW1981]

Planning on a visit to the area in a few weeks and will likely hit up NDS. I've never been to anyplace in the Orlando area so I've been trying to read up on the local protocols but I'm seeing some conflicting information.

Can somebody give me the scoop on normal practice here? I don't want to be "that guy" on my first visit to NDS.

NDS is great. It is pay flat $$ And they will say for 30 minutes, but you can say you would like to have 45 And they will give it to you.

[HumbleHal]

Wondering if there are any massage places offering FS that have white college aged women? MM is Asian. BO is Latina. Where do the white girls work?

[DavidMck]

Tell us you're too lazy to read the information (that's been posted hundreds of times) without telling us you're too lazy to read the information.

Yeah he's that Guy.

[Mikaeles]

Decided to give CB a shot for first time on Black Friday. It was early afternoon place was pretty empty only one other car when I arrived. I walked in was greeted by mamasan she asked how long I handed her full amount for hour. She smiled said follow me on the way to the room I had my arm around her and said I really like tiny ladies she said okay I get you small one wait 10 minutes. At this point I hear some conversation in the hallway between what I could only assume is another customer and a girl that didn't sound very happy. I was sitting about 15 minutes at this point and finally the door opens and in walks this lady not even 5 foot tall maybe 4'10 completely naked. She comes over sit on my lap and gives me a big kiss apologizing to me and saying she didn't realize I was waiting for her and she would take care of me know. I am happy at this point and she walks me to the shower playing with my penis the entire way when the mamason seen me naked she smiled at me and punched my ass saying something about big strong man the usual BS. In the shower this little thing jumps on my and sit on my face immediately and I'm in heaven she is fake moaning as I'm eating and I don't even care she flips around and once again I'm worried she put me in her bare but man these ladies can sure make a leg feel like your in them and I blow my top in the shower. She cleans me up and says next shot and points to her mouth. We go back to the room and she lays on her back legs open on the table. As I get closer she wraps me up and she takes a good 25 minutes straight in this position reminding me three times by pointing to her mouth which I found funny and I pull the wrapper off and she damn near knocks me over getting it in her mouth and she does the non stop sucking even after I blew and I have to sit down on the table she stands up naked and even let me take a pic of her cute little body but I promised I wouldn't share it but letting you all know if you get this little lady she will be down for pictures she even took one with junior in her mouth and another laying over her pussy. I gave her a little extra after for the pics but she never asked was very happy to get it. She said next time as we were dressing and she pointed to her butt so I may need to go back and see if that was true or a trick to get me to return. Tried getting her name but I'm horrible at figuring that out.

[RI CheeseHead]

Planning on a visit to the area in a few weeks and will likely hit up NDS. I've never been to anyplace in the Orlando area so I've been trying to read up on the local protocols but I'm seeing some conflicting information. In my hometown area you pay the standard house fee for the massage (HHR or HR) at the door and tips are negotiated and provided directly to your masseuse in the room. I've seen some posts here suggesting it's the same at NDS but I've seen others stating the whole fee is paid directly at the door.

Can somebody give me the scoop on normal practice here? I don't want to be "that guy" on my first visit to NDS.

I love the Orlando (or at least MM) system.

Girls never don't exchange cash with customer.

So much safer that way for them and therefore for us to have this last.

[MkSpins]

Got to MM a bit early again and I drew Mandy. My first time visiting with her and she is absolutely gorgeous. Soft skin, great smile, wonderful Cs. Def a top tier rack. TS was standard fair but she almost had me pop and I had to beg her to stop. I wanted to completely enjoy the room time. The TS BJ was incredible but the 69 sesh in the room was epic. At one point we were both moaning like it was choir practice. We swapped to cowgirl and she rode me till I finished in the hat. I considered telling her to stop to change positions but we were both having such a good time I decided to just let things ride. Thankfully things were not busy so we had some time to clean up the little mess we made.

Thanks Kiko again for a great suggestion. Will be back again soon.

[ThomasBandy23]

Planning on a visit to the area in a few weeks and will likely hit up NDS. I've never been to anyplace in the Orlando area so I've been trying to read up on the local protocols but I'm seeing some conflicting information. In my hometown area you pay the standard house fee for the massage (HHR or HR) at the door and tips are negotiated and provided directly to your masseuse in the room. I've seen some posts here suggesting it's the same at NDS but I've seen others stating the whole fee is paid directly at the door.

Can somebody give me the scoop on normal practice here? I don't want to be "that guy" on my first visit to NDS.

Tell us you're too lazy to read the information (that's been posted hundreds of times) without telling us you're too lazy to read the information.

[Sasquatch918]

Planning on a visit to the area in a few weeks and will likely hit up NDS. I've never been to anyplace in the Orlando area so I've been trying to read up on the local protocols but I'm seeing some conflicting information. In my hometown area you pay the standard house fee for the massage (HHR or HR) at the door and tips are negotiated and provided directly to your masseuse in the room. I've seen some posts here suggesting it's the same at NDS but I've seen others stating the whole fee is paid directly at the door.

Can somebody give me the scoop on normal practice here? I don't want to be "that guy" on my first visit to NDS.