Massage Parlor Reports

[Coltt45]

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

3. Always leave the donation placed out in advance- being generous goes a long way!

4. Never be afraid to walk out if you don't like what you see / or their services aren't up to your standards (never let THEM decide who you see / sub par services).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

6. Never immediately undress- Let your girl help you undress (and help her as well) - it's just part of the fun / excitement / seduction build up.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

Good luck! I'll be looking forward to reading some of your hot reviews down the road!

Well said Poon Tang! I follow almost all your guidance and have never gotten so much pussy in my life. Including college which was just one long 5 year fuck session. I avoid FS shops (no connection) and rampage up and down Convoy. Note on #7 on your Manifesto: I am always standing when provider enters the room and have usual hugs / kisses and horse play. Let them feel my bone from the get-go. Final thought: I have stopped being surprised at what happens at "legit only" AMPs. Its all available and I just love on these girls. The chase, steamy sessions, building relationships. All so fun and why I am a citizen of The Monger Nation.

[Rosey Pahlm 69]

Hold on, are you referring to the Cindy that was working at UFS about a month ago? I reviewed a Cindy from there myself. Wasn't there word on here that she went back to LA because she was caught stealing?

When soothing spa first opened it was her and Mimi. Then Mimi left and some less than talent replaced her. Then Cindy left. I was like oh well. Then I checked back a few months later and Cindy was there again. Had a great session with her and was told that was her last day. She was going back to LA. I asked if she worked at other places in SD. She snickered and said yes. But that she was going back to LA but would be back. Was going to get her number but ran out the door without it. She is one of my favorites.

[LeTrackMind]

I went 201 Healthy spa today to see Candy, She's not the spinner type I usually try to get, but man am I glad I accepted her. First off, she actually knows how to give a real massage. She worked a knot out of my shoulder that's been bugging me for a couple months. The massage was so good I started to worry that she was strictly legit, but on the flip I palmed her ass and she lit up like it was Christmas. I gave her the tip and she ran for the cover. When she returned she stripped down and started a sensual massage working her tits against me and then she climbed up on the table and started a full contact sensual massage. She worked her way down until she had her mouth on my member and sucked it for a couple minutes before putting the Condom on it. She then slid back up and started making out with me like a horny high school cheerleader. We went into Mish and Doggie and then spent a little tine on 69 before she climbed on CG and ride me until we both busted a nut. She's a fun girl. Gave me a high five and " Good job" as I was leaving. I'll be back for her.

[AeroStartC]

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

3. Always leave the donation placed out in advance- being generous goes a long way!

4. Never be afraid to walk out if you don't like what you see / or their services aren't up to your standards (never let THEM decide who you see / sub par services).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

6. Never immediately undress- Let your girl help you undress (and help her as well) - it's just part of the fun / excitement / seduction build up.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

Good luck! I'll be looking forward to reading some of your hot reviews down the road!

Perfect. Thanks.

A.

[Rms1234]

I agree KiKi is probably the youngest and prettiest I've seen at an AMPs in years! If she were to be back in San Diego she will probably be at UFS near SDSU where many of the NLBC has been seen.

There are reviews of many attractive girls at the usual popular spots that might fit your liking.

Thank you sir! I hope she comes back!

I agree; there are many attractive girls and good services. I was just missing the young part (20's). I find that many "young" girls described in forum are actually in their 40's. It's all subjective. A 40 yr old to a 68 yr old monger is young I suppose. But I still appreciate the crazy details and "book" like posts here. I know it takes hours to put one of those posts together.

Anyway, I didn't have good luck last few days w timing. Wanted a good legit massage w Wendy at Sakura but she was off. Wanted the CMT massage w the famous jugs w good release at wildflower and Leah was off. Well, Better luck next time. Trying to change things up a little. After mongering for 10+ yrs (I started young. LOL), the same routine doesn't interest me anymore.

[LilTrip02]

I drop in to this spa a couple a days ago a spa near southwestern college. I go here every couple of months if I want a he instead of FS spot. Usually this spot is heavy foot traffic, but the day I went not much traffic. I usually go for 30 min, which was $ 50, it increased since I last been here because before I taught it was $45 before. They usually have 2 girls working either Tiffany or mina. Tiffany said you want one girl or two girls massage, I never taught they had two girl options, but decided on one because two girl massage means I have to pay more. Once I pay Tiffany showed me to the room. But it seems they have a new girl working there because I taught mina or Tiffany will massage me. The New girl her English was quite bad because I ask her name and she mumble something but could not understand. She may be older maybe late 30's I believe because could not see her face because the lights were totally off. But her massage was great. She told me to flip over and start rubbing my balls and started to take her top off and told me to suck her nipples. Her breast not the biggest but okay. Her technique was quite good. The donations was,$60.

[RChangDatyKing]

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

3. Always leave the donation placed out in advance- being generous goes a long way!

4. Never be afraid to walk out if you don't like what you see / or their services aren't up to your standards (never let THEM decide who you see / sub par services).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

6. Never immediately undress- Let your girl help you undress (and help her as well) - it's just part of the fun / excitement / seduction build up.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

Good luck! I'll be looking forward to reading some of your hot reviews down the road!

I couldn't agree with you more PTJohnny! I saw one of my favorite Indy yesterday and we talked a lot about hygiene and chemistry yesterday. Yes, FS girls, escorts will complete the sessions but you are probably not going to get the best experience when compared with someone who has good hygiene and is a gentleman. I was there with this Indy for over 2 hours and 30 minutes because we were into each other. Kissing, mutual massaging, cuddling, talking, more kissing, mutual pleasuring and orgasms, more kissing. Good hygiene and chemistry goes a long way. She did not want me to leave yesterday. LOL.

Hope you are doing well brother!

[MongJuanSilver]

So Cindy, the one with the rose tattoo sometimes works at Soothing Spa. She says Mimi is her sister so. It's safe to say if she's not at 108 or UFS, she's at Soothing or ran back to LA for a bit of RnR.

Summer at WFSS is a YMMV / personal preference sort of deal. Good HJ but it ain't what folks are posting.

No this is not a SHILL account. Just a monger that never posts. In fact, I think this is my first under this handle.

Good luck out there! Be safe!

Hold on, are you referring to the Cindy that was working at UFS about a month ago? I reviewed a Cindy from there myself. Wasn't there word on here that she went back to LA because she was caught stealing?

[SweetSpicyLife]

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

3. Always leave the donation placed out in advance- being generous goes a long way!

4. Never be afraid to walk out if you don't like what you see / or their services aren't up to your standards (never let THEM decide who you see / sub par services).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

6. Never immediately undress- Let your girl help you undress (and help her as well) - it's just part of the fun / excitement / seduction build up.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

Good luck! I'll be looking forward to reading some of your hot reviews down the road!

Thank you this is a great list to abide by. I will definitely be trying number 6 soon.

[SeanMendez345]

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

I Agree Like I said earlier YMMV but following some of the rules above or at least something similar will sure help your mileage. And please everyone please shower before hand.

Also number 7 They know why your there, YOU know why your there enjoy yourself. Respect the girl but enjoy yourself.

[PoonTangJohnny]

The girl comes in and give you a massage (it seems this step might get skipped if both are comfortable).

You'll then find the opportunity to make the request then negotiate the cost (seems typically 160 ish for the hh.

Here's some sage advice (from my own personal experiences) venturing out at a few of the more popular AMP Spas being mentioned here:

1. Always make an appointment!

2. Always arrive freshly showered, groomed, wearing clean presentable attire and smelling nice and fresh (request a hot shower if this is not possible).

3. Always leave the donation placed out in advance- being generous goes a long way!

4. Never be afraid to walk out if you don't like what you see / or their services aren't up to your standards (never let THEM decide who you see / sub par services).

5. Always pay for just the half hour for that first go round with a new girl.

6. Never immediately undress- Let your girl help you undress (and help her as well) - it's just part of the fun / excitement / seduction build up.

7. Never lay down on a massage table. Or let your girl dictate how your play date will unfold. They know WHY, you're there!

8. And I can't express this enough: * HYGIENE HYGIENE HYGIENE! Personal hygiene is thee single most important factor (along with safety) to almost every single lady working in this hobby (AMP or otherwise) and can and WILL be a huge difference maker in making your experience with these girls so much more hot and enjoyable. Because if you're not clean. It doesn't matter who you are, it ain't happening!

FWIW: I only see GFE AMP ladies, who are passionate, and are really into the "sex" part of their job. Some of these ladies really want to have as much fun and enjoyment during their encounters, just as much as we do. In the end, chemistry is everything.

Good luck! I'll be looking forward to reading some of your hot reviews down the road!

[CuriousJo8]

Regarding Fifi, she left Thanksgiving evening and Gia is starting her assignment a little early to fill in the gap. Honestly, you're not missing out on Fifi.

What's between waste of money and every penny well spent? Fifi is right in the middle of that. It was worthwhile. I have such conflicting feelings of whether I should have moved forward with her or not.

Fifi was an excellent appetizer dish prior to the main entree. It's delicious, yummy, and enjoyable, but you're not missing out if it's taken out of the meal.

Performance wise, I had a solid session with her. The best I have done in months, and Fifi deserves a lot of credit for that. CG, Standing Missionary, and finished in DG. I loved her moans, and I found her to be so cute and sexy. That skimpy gray dress she had on was on point. My little guy was extremely satisfied with my time with her.

However, there was absolutely no communication, personality, or chemistry with Fifi. So even though my little guy was extremely satisfied, my brain felt like the session was lacking. It was not excellent but still worthwhile. I think that's the closest I'll get to being with a fuck doll.

So just an interesting feeling of my body feeling fully satisfied but my brain left wanting and asking, really?

I blame the body's constant desire to try something new. You can tell just by their makeup game, Kiki is more of a pro. But nope, the urge to try something new won over the tried and true.

Kiki, the girl with the dolphin tattoo, is also excellence overload. She's just so petite and hot and her skill set is par excellent. So make it a point to see her if she ever comes back on the scene.

Thanks for clarifying. It's funny because I asked for her name twice and kept hearing Tila LOL. But yeah, I agree she's gorgeous and has a beautiful smile, she seems very sweet. I think seeing her smile each time she kissed me made the experience more enjoyable. Last week I met Fifi but on one of my reports I called her Cici by mistake. I still have to give her a try. I was trying to see Kiki. I called Mimi yesterday and was told she's gone. This is the second time I miss her. I guess it was meant to be so I could meet Gia.

[Traviexo]

Thanks for clarifying. It's funny because I asked for her name twice and kept hearing Tila LOL. But yeah, I agree she's gorgeous and has a beautiful smile, she seems very sweet. I think seeing her smile each time she kissed me made the experience more enjoyable. Last week I met Fifi but on one of my reports I called her Cici by mistake. I still have to give her a try. I was trying to see Kiki. I called Mimi yesterday and was told she's gone. This is the second time I miss her. I guess it was meant to be so I could meet Gia.

Her name is Gia. She is excellence overload. I find her stunningly beautiful and her smile simply infectious.

I saw Fifi on Thanksgiving. She was fun and worthwhile, and served as an appetizer to the main dish that Gia presented on Saturday.

I would really like to know what would happen if I could get Kiki and Gia in the same room together. That would be something else. That fantasy will have to remain in my head. Those two have yet to work together.

I also need to work on my review of Gia as well.

[CuriousJo8]

Her name is Gia. She is excellence overload. I find her stunningly beautiful and her smile simply infectious.

I saw Fifi on Thanksgiving. She was fun and worthwhile, and served as an appetizer to the main dish that Gia presented on Saturday.

I would really like to know what would happen if I could get Kiki and Gia in the same room together. That would be something else. That fantasy will have to remain in my head. Those two have yet to work together.

Regarding Yuki, I like her bangs and she has a charming personality and excellent English.

I also need to work on my review of Gia as well.

I went to 108 yesterday and was greeted by Yuki, not sure if Peach was off or she's gone. I asked to see who was free. Abby and Tila came out. I saw Abby last week so I went with Tila, young, slender body, cute face, man made tits, faded tattoo on her right arm, no English.

We went into the first room on the right and she gave me a very relaxing massage, no oil just hands and elbows.

She asked me to flip and the teasing began, a lot of light DFK, sucking nipples, brushing fingernails all over etc.

She cleaned me up and proceeded to give me a very good BBBJ. I was rubbing her pussy and fingering her while she continued to show me her oral skills. I signaled for her to get up for some 69. Her pussy was fully shaved with a small strip of hair right on top of her clit. She smelled and tasted good. She has a very small and tight pussy. We continued to 69 for a few minutes then had her lie down on her back so I can focus on DATY. She seemed to genuinely enjoy it. I went for some DATO and she received it well and raised her legs so I could had better access.

I stopped and stood next to her face for another BBBJ. I pull it out and guided her face to the boys and she gladly liked them and put them inside her mouth. She got the idea and continue to alternate back and forth.

I let her know I was ready for some action, she covered me up and put some lube on. She signaled with her had she was very small down there. She sat on the edge of the table and lied back. I thought she was kidding when she said she was small but she was very tight. I couldn't put it in right away. I kept pushing and I don't know if she was squeezing but I could barely get the head in until I leaned forward and got on top. She closed her eyes, bit her lips and started moaning right away. I slowed down and DFK to get her to relax but it just felt tighter and tighter. I said fuck it and kept pounding and she kept asking me to slow down. The position we were in wasn't too comfortable. I asked her to turn around for some DG and she kept saying no because she's too small, so I asked her lie down on the bed top to bottom instead of across the bed. She put more lube on and kept showing me with her hand she's small. I kept going and she kept moaning and asking me to slow down. She didn't let me put her legs up on my shoulders and instead put them together. It felt tighter but could barely get my head in her. I opened her legs and she kept showing me with her hands she was small. I grabbed some more lub and put it on. I kept pounding her mish until she couldn't take it anymore and stopped me. I kept telling her I wasn't done and she kept pointing to her mouth. She opened the translator on her phone and told me it hurts and asked me to finish me off CIM.

I sat on the couch and she gave me another BBBJ for a few minutes. I wasn't ready to finish so it took her a while. At the end she was getting a little tired and kept jerking me off fast and sucking hard so I could finish. Eventually I did and she cleaned me up.

I dressed up and she walked me out. Cherry and Abby came and said hi, gave me a hug and I grabbed their ass. Abby remembered me from last week and told me she missed me. I don't know if it's in my head but she looks better and better each time I see her. She's has a beautiful face and the tight dress she was wearing complimented her body very well.

I had a great time with Tila, she's actually very nice, she was shy at first but then got comfortable and kept smiling and kissing me everywhere. Only complain I have if any is the fact that she stopped me and couldn't take it anymore. I kinda get it, she's pretty small and who knows how many times she got drilled through the day. But on the other had you're having a good time and she asks you to stop right in the middle. She didn't cut my time short so I'm not mad at her. If anything I wouldn't mind repeating.

For those who remember Teresa and how tight she is, Tila might be tighter than Teresa. Only thing is she can't take it for too long like Teresa.

By the way, I'm not sure how to spell her name, if I spelled it wrong, feel free to correct me. Same goes for Yuki.

[CuriousJo8]

Such an interesting post.

My immediate advice is to just go and visit an AMP right now and see what happens. You don't need to wait for a reply back. While you are there reading this, a lot of other guys are out in the field getting some.

However, since you did ask, I'll entertain your inquiry.

When you are parked and enter the premises, you will either be placed in a room or a holding area, if the place is busy. There, you will be asked to pay the house fee.

The exact figures really depends on the spa. Sometimes it's 60 hhr / 80 hr. Other places are 50 hhr / 70 hr, 50 hhr / 60 45 min / 70 hr, or 50 hhr / 60 hr. Inquire, call, or text the spa directly about their house fee rates.

When you are placed in a room, just get naked and lie face down on the table already. You don't need to be told to do this.

However, here are a few protips, be mindful of your waiting time. Assuming your masseuse is ready to go, getting naked and lying face down on the table is the most appropriate thing to do. If you have to wait for a bit, what's the point of waiting in this position? You can either just chill out, clothes on, at the nearby chair or couch, or get naked, grab a pillow, lie down face up, cover your member with a towel, and wait in that position. Then when you know your masseuse is ready, then assume the naked, face down position.

I personally make it a point to shower at my place before heading out to the spa. If you feel the need to shower at the spa before your session begins, immediately inquire about this once you enter the premises. They will accommodate your request.

Yes, the girl will come in and will give you a massage. While I am getting the massage, I often think, why do some guys want to skip out on this? A woman's soft hands running all over your body. I personally fucking love it. I mean ZenZen was a lot stronger than she looked and Fifi had the lightest touch ever. I like knowing the particular massage skills a woman brings to the table.

Also, you need to take the initiative in requesting and seeing who is available. If you don't, you will be automatically paired with the next girl at bat.

Regarding, skipping the massage, it all depends on your chemistry with the lady and the lady's freak factor and flirtiness. There are some ladies, I would have no hesitation, once I am alone in the room with them, to just passionately make out with them DFK, cough cough Teresa, Molly, Kiki, and omfg Miki cough cough. And God damn, I do miss Coco, Chloe, and Aisa.

Kiki, the girl with the dolphin tattoo, was back on the scene very recently. My brain was like, this girl knows what to do, but my dick was like, ooooh, there is a new really cute girl, Fifi. Go forward with the new girl instead. But then my FOMO part of my brain ran amok, and I had to Shut Down this game because there were four solid 10 Korean girls in town: Jisoo, Jennie, Rosie, and Lisa. Lisa is Thai not Korean. Blackpink in your area! Sorry, I am just coming to terms that my resources were not in line with Kiki's schedule. That lady is always a solid good time. However, I do know Hyuna is making her return soon, and Grace gave me the heads up about her return date. I look forward to making out with Grace. I am very curious of her DFK skillset.

And that was quite a digression. Now you bring up the issue of tipping. Regarding my personal MO, I immediately throw down my tip before the session begins. On Thanksgiving, I had fun with Fifi and yesterday, I was reunited and had fun with awesome Gia. Both times I just placed my tip on top of the chest. Money is dirty, so I prefer to put my tip out, then wash my hands. If I see mouthwash available. I use that too.

If you are not comfortable in just laying the tip upfront, what I used to do is hide my tip under my clothes. So when they ask for the tip, I just direct the lady to check under my pants.

I have stopped doing this though. I keep my venues limited, so the ladies automatically know I am there to enjoy a quality, relaxing massage and a great smash. I have found that tipping after the massage, midway through the session, kind of kills the momentum. Tipping up front allows the session to organically flow.

After the session is done, you can always request to shower. Sometimes, the lady invites you to shower, with or without her.

Things I would like to add. Please avoid doing stupid shit folks!

Here are examples of stupid shit:

Don't say explicit shit either over the phone or via text.

Like if you want to stick your dick in Kiki's mouth, and fuck it raw until you climax all inside her mouth, you can do so. However, simply hit up the MMS, be a gentleman, and keep your conversation limited to just scheduling an appointment with Kiki. Keep it polite and professional over the phone and text. You don't need to state the dirty things you are going to be doing with her. Too bad Kiki is no longer on the scene. Haha.

Bring enough cash to fully cover the house fee and tip.

If you don't have enough cash, be fucking aware where the nearest ATM is. If you don't know where the nearest ATM is, you are a fucking idiot.

Let me go ahead and spell out some to you. Flanders there is an ATM at the nearby Target plaza. Erma, there is a bank at the corner of Black Mountain and Mira Mesa. They also have an ATM in their lobby. Ocean Breeze on Miramar also has their own ATM in their lobby. There is also a bank near Shogun Restaurant and McDonalds off Claremont Mesa, if you need to pull cash for 108, Ronson Super Spa, and the other spas in the Convoy area. Also, there are banks and ATMs off Balboa Ave.

Be respectful of a spa's hard closing time.

Nothing gets guys hard, turned on, and horny like 5 minutes before a spa's closing time. You are at the spa at 10:55. You look at your watch, the hour hand on the 11 but the minute hand is on the 55, gets your dick so hard that you need to smash some pussy. Or if you are wearing a digital, the 10 looks like a pussy, and the 55 look like a pair of titties that gets you so horny. I would say most providers will be willing to accommodate you for a half hour session. It's also worth pointing out that 108 closes at 11:30. You look at the time 11:25, and oooh, that 11 is like a vag, you want to stick your dick into, and the 25 reminds you of the number 69, filling you with those urges and needs to simply get some. You call Mimi up, she will do her best to accommodate you around that 11:30 time. However, there is a hard closing time that you fucking need to respect. These ladies are human. They need to take out the trash, mop down and vacuum the floor, shower, put their face mask on, and most importantly, get a good night's sleep, so that they will be refreshed and ready to go the next day.

If you "need" a massage at a time that is well passed the posted closing time, the secondary door is locked, and the lady behind the door has to tell you three fucking times that they are closed, you are a fucking idiot and an asshole.

Respect their hard closing time, folks. If you are horny at midnight, this is what I suggest you should do, grab your passport and head down to Hong Kong in Tijuana. The ladies there are more than willing to go between the 2 to 3 am time frame.

Simply be a gentleman. Hope this helps. Cheers.

Hi Gents,

I've never visited an AMP before so would like to get some input. Here is what I assume would happen after reading the report. Please add anything I might have missed or got wrong.

So when you are parked and walked in, you get introduced and make a selection. Then you pay the house for the duration (sounds to me the typical is 60 for hh and 80 for the hr.).

When you get to the room, you'll be asked to strip and get on to the bed face down (is shower typically offered? What if I come in all sweaty during a hot day?

The girl comes in and give you a massage (it seems this step might get skipped if both are comfortable).

You'll then find the opportunity to make the request then negotiate the cost (seems typically 160 ish for the hh. If I want a long session, say an hr, would that double it even for just one shot).

You get cleaned up with towel when it's done. Again shower available?

Appreciate your insight.

Also is there a place to find some intel on the K agencies?

Thank a lot.