Massage Parlor Reports

**Yes11** · 11-27-22 16:51

Is jessica still at East rhythm? Both times I have gone I have got laura. I'm only interested in jessica.

**BabyBoy2013** · 11-27-22 16:37

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

I can confirm as I recently had a dream that I stopped in and was greeted by Nana. Very pretty chick with a nice figure. Left happy and she said she was there until the 30th. Nice addition to the area Enjoy guys.

**PartyMonster01** · 11-27-22 16:34

Panda Express isn't bad and serves its purpose. You are talking about ANNA and MIA at Grand Spa. Anna is the owner who rarely takes new clients these days but cash is always persuasive. Its a L1 joint for newbies, but like you said, there are girls that meet customers outside of the shop for L3 fun once they are comfortable with you. I personally know two of them. Mia is the hot, new girl.

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

High volume spas are the worst. It's like eating at Panda Express. They want you in and out in 30 minutes or less. You're wasting your money and time. If I go somewhere at 10 am, I don't want to hear the bell ringing 4 or 5 times while I'm trying to have fun.

Try to be a regular at 1 or 2 good places. You should soon discover that, at a good spa, you will be a valued customer. Again, I said at a good spa. A spot I frequently saw the owner for L3 texted me that she is slowing down due to her kid, and told me about a new girl. Holy shit! She is gorgeous, and I've been seeing her for months. By the way, I still see the owner for fun once in a while. The rates are fine, and I always go over the time. No complaints.

You guys should try doing that. Oh, and no, I'm not telling you where this is at.

**Selforen11** · 11-27-22 13:10

Originally Posted by BiggoDawgGo [View Original Post]

Where is this at??

Assuming the "S" in the acronym is "Spa" I did a quick search for "hc spa Irving park Chicago" and voila there was the answer (hint: the "H" is for "Health"). Its that easy.

**BiggoDawgGo** · 11-27-22 06:18

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Black Friday and I had a bit of time to myself, tried reaching all of the papasan places on the NW side, zero response on 3 or 4 places. Then I remembered visiting HCS on Irving park road, called them up, immediate response and off I went. Angela answered the door, she is 25- 30 years old. Nice body, very fit, 32 B, greAt ass & cute as hell.

She was my MT and gave a hell of a massage w / a slow building tease. Very spunky, and great sense of humor.

That being said all that was offered on the flip was L1 (fully clothed) there was Otc roaming allowed.

All in all, it was a great time with a fresh new face.

Damage 65- 1/ hour.

Tip- let's just say I was very generous w / no regrets.

I feel like more is offered as she gets to know you better.

Where is this at??

**OF Charlie** · 11-26-22 16:11

PSA. Natural Healers Spa, on Ashland between Belmont and Addison, is under new ownership now. It's owned by the same 819 owners as of this week, which means FS is available. I have never seen any posts on this place, so I guess the previous owner could not make it as a strictly legit place lol.

The Beijing girl that I reviewed last month (post 8235 in the apartment thread) is there now. Nana is her name. Tall girl at 168 cm with one of the best set of natural C cup tits you will ever see. And young and pretty too. She has moved to Chicago now, so for those of you who want to try to score an outside date with a younger girl this is your opportunity.

More younger girls will be rotated between 819 and here in the future, so for those of you who live on the north side and don't want to drive down to the Chinatown area this will be a good spot for you. And reading about all the complaints about BHC in the posts below, maybe this could be a good alternate. Well, at least go see Nana if you can. She is super tight if you know what I mean lol.

**JamesTChicago** · 11-26-22 15:57

Trying to decide on who to partake with this upcoming week. Looking for MSOG and trying to decide on Sarah from massage clinic or Sarah from CLM. Please DM or give your recommendations. Sounds like both are a great time. Prostate sounds fun from massage clinic Sarah, but I'm a stickler for attractiveness, so I wonder who would be the best combination of MSOG and attractiveness? Thoughts? Thanks!

**Terrapin911** · 11-26-22 14:07

Originally Posted by MushroomGod [View Original Post]

I dunno what you all expected. BHC has always been 200 for a crappy massage and L3.

I admit before this visit I had not been there in about 6 months, last time I went was last time Susie was in town. I did give Susie 200 but that was for service above and beyond, it wasn't what she asked for it was what I tipped her for blowing me away. The going rate was 140 at the time. I had seen April and several others at 140 and in fact before this visit never gave anyone but Susie more than 140 there and she was rocking my world. Cute face with the most sexy dimples and often gave me multiple rounds and just plain fucked the shit out of me on several visits. YMMV I guess.

TP.

**MushroomGod** · 11-26-22 12:18

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

I dunno what you all expected. BHC has always been 200 for a crappy massage and L3.

**GeneralObvious** · 11-26-22 12:12

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

High volume spas are the worst. It's like eating at Panda Express. They want you in and out in 30 minutes or less. You're wasting your money and time. If I go somewhere at 10 am, I don't want to hear the bell ringing 4 or 5 times while I'm trying to have fun.

Try to be a regular at 1 or 2 good places. You should soon discover that, at a good spa, you will be a valued customer. Again, I said at a good spa. A spot I frequently saw the owner for L3 texted me that she is slowing down due to her kid, and told me about a new girl. Holy shit! She is gorgeous, and I've been seeing her for months. By the way, I still see the owner for fun once in a while. The rates are fine, and I always go over the time. No complaints.

You guys should try doing that. Oh, and no, I'm not telling you where this is at.

**Archive** · 11-26-22 11:23

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

How much you paid. I come there every time they are has the new girls. Each time I requiring 30 minutes for 130 plus 20 tip'. But most time they are not let me disappointed.

**HappyGardener** · 11-26-22 10:13

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

**Iamslobbyist** · 11-26-22 05:05

Originally Posted by ChiGuy489 [View Original Post]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I asked her where she was from, and she replied "Sao Paola, Brazil. " She may be American now, but according to her, she was born in Brazil. Idk why she would lie because it does not matter to me where she is from. Did you ask her where she is from or are you just speculating?

**Niceguy99** · 11-26-22 02:37

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

3872 archer body health center.

Actually went here last week, much different from my previous experiences, I was just looking for a half hour massage with ending which is usually 100 total. I come in and she walk me directly to the room and I say I want a half hour and they tell me $2. I actually only have 180 on me (in my head I was wondering why it was so high this time) I tell her I need to go get more cash but then she says "that's fine". She leaves with the cash and I get undressed and lay down on the table on my stomach, she comes back, barely rubs my back for about 5 minutes and says to turn over, she jumps straight to CBJ, which is fine, I guess, then she stops and tells me to get on top. I do that and finish. I normally wouldn't have parted with my money that easily but I was curious. I only came back because last time i got bbj from a girl that barely spoke English and I had only left out $60 as a tip. It's weird how much they've changed. I'm ok with it but I don't always want full service and no other options were offered.

**Terrapin911** · 11-26-22 01:50

Had not been to BHC in a while went to hopefully run into Susie my favorite from BHC who said she would be in town for three months when she got here, but I missed her, she left back to New York recently. It's a long drive so I ended up with Coco instead. Coco is a very short petite gal maybe 5 feet. Average weight for her size maybe 90 lbs, not a rail but not fat. She has a really nice tight little ass if you ask me. Large A's small B's maybe and a full but managed Bush. Cute face, but her teeth are a bit jacked. Overall looks maybe a 7/10. She motioned for what I wanted right away without saying a word about it. Wouldn't take less than 180. Deferred the massage til the end on my request. Some petting and nipple play, then on with the cover for CBJ, told her I wanted DATY and she tried to upsell me to which I said "umm NO! When she saw this upsell attempt took the smile from my face completely she literally told me I could DATY for "one minute" to which my reply was "wow thanks! I'm not saying she was unclean down there, but the whole situation did make me realize that gals that don't shave most of it off do appear to have a less clean vajayjay. One gal I have been seeing long term that I have seen at least 50 times in the past year I have never spotted a single, partial hair or even stubble on her below the waist, not around her V or the starfish and she has the cleanest V & backside I have ever seen in my life, spotless! Every time! . anyway, I digress. Coco was not smelly or dirty down there but was less appetizing than I prefer anyway. After my huge one minute feast at the why she went back to CBJ but I was loosing my drive. She tried for about 5 minutes with the condom on but her CBJ was not good enough to overcome my disappointment, she suggested removing the cover for a hand job to which I said no. She then went on telling me to fuck her. I'm like yeah sure if I can get in there with no satisfaction so far. So I played with her a bit and pounded my covered meat on her pussy and rubbed it around some until I could finally get in. Did my thing for a few minutes just trying not to loose my excitement and be able to finish. A few minutes later I was just happy as possible that I at least finished the job. She cleaned up and then offered the massage. During the massage she answered at least three texts as well as a phone call all while sitting on my back. She would stay on the call or texting until I would look up over my shoulder at her like "WTF". The massage was only about a 4/10 in quality. She kneeled on my back and used her entire body weight and her hands and knees a few times along with the standard rubbing. I have honestly had an MT put more pressure on me with a single elbow than coco was putting on with her entire body weight, she weighed literally almost nothing on her hands and knees on my back. Finished up the massage and out the door I went. Back in the car only 45 minutes later and quite disappointed I had just spent 240 on that 45 minute visit. In hindsight I'd of rather stayed home and rubbed one out myself for free, unfortunately it's hard to know when that's the best choice when you run into a girl you have never seen before. Obviously not a repeat for me. Overall service a 3 or 4 of 10.

TP.