Massage Parlor Reports

[AlphaMale328]

Decided to check this place out since its close to me and I haven't seen anything outside of some people asking for info.

Got there late like 6 or 7 pm sexy young girl late 20 real early 30's maybe working the front desk. Asked me to take my shoes off at the door told asked if I wanted swedish or deep tissues didn't know the difference so with with swedish and was told 70 for the door. She told me she was waiting for an appointment so someone else would be doing my massage. Waited about 10 minutes and a lady to didn't look too old behind the mask she was wearing came in supper skinny spinner type like a cups little to no ass. Gave a nice through massage.

On the flip waited to see if she would make a move but it became clear she was waiting on me to ask first so grab my dick gave her the look and she went right for L1 it was decent nothing to rave about left 40 for a tip when she was done outside the room she took the mask off and she look at the low end 50 high end 60 the young girl was back behind the desk on the phone telling someone else that she had an appointment coming in so she couldn't do their massage so I'm guess that's her ploy to get guys to come back to so she can bait and switch because she "has an appointment coming. " Probly won't go back seems like service you can get an any spot around there and most of the other spots have cheaper house fee if I'm feeling that despreate.

[RichL1234]

Black Friday and I had a bit of time to myself, tried reaching all of the papasan places on the NW side, zero response on 3 or 4 places. Then I remembered visiting HCS on Irving park road, called them up, immediate response and off I went. Angela answered the door, she is 25- 30 years old. Nice body, very fit, 32 B, greAt ass & cute as hell.

She was my MT and gave a hell of a massage w / a slow building tease. Very spunky, and great sense of humor.

That being said all that was offered on the flip was L1 (fully clothed) there was Otc roaming allowed.

All in all, it was a great time with a fresh new face.

Damage 65- 1/ hour.

Tip- let's just say I was very generous w / no regrets.

I feel like more is offered as she gets to know you better.

[ChiGuy489]

I think she may be Cambodian they get that dark and lots of women there look like her.

Yes, but she's def born in America right?

[DickFonzereli]

Found the Insta account marked as Archer BHC. Photos of girls are hot. Hard to believe they are real. Can anyone testify? Are these representations?

Thanks!

They have acurate reprisentations but consider they use filters for the faces. They do have amazing MTs. I spent alot more than you and the MT was rushing before I even got a table shower. All I wanted was to relax and it seems like she didn't want me to. Once you pay them you won't get it back. Mt was a bait and switch. Avoid last calls locations like those will take your money and get away with sorry I'm tired. Next time.

[WoozerBuck]

I've been here a few times and had amazing experiences so don't get me wrong here, but I came today after work and just had probably top 5 worst experiences with this one.

Here's the Pros though:

- CBJ was I'd say a 7? Not too shabby.

- $160 CFS. Including house fee. So total was 160 I didn't pay any additional house fee.

Cons.

- CBJ lasted about 30 seconds before she told me to get on top. I told her no to keep going and she just got on top herself.

- CFS of her on top lasted about 30 seconds before she got off and said for me to get on.

- 0 teasing. I paid and she immediately just took the hat and put it on. No warmup or nothing. Didn't even get a massage. Which sometimes I'm ok with but I mean no teasing at all?

- Not much roaming. I had put my hand on her hair and she pushed it off. First time that's happened.

Would not repeat at all. Price was not worth it.

Found the Insta account marked as Archer BHC. Photos of girls are hot. Hard to believe they are real. Can anyone testify? Are these representations?

Thanks!

[HappyGardener]

Been seeing got to be 12 years. Judy, Jennie at Sennias she's the best ever. I would like something different now and then.

Back in the sennias days there were a lot of girls like her.

Went to Chinatown for lunch on Wednesday. Afterwards took a stroll down Wentworth. Stood across the street from where Sennia was and shed a tear. Hadn't thought of that place in a long time. Was always treated well there.

[DickFonzereli]

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

I have been a dedicated customer to a location within archer since the day they opened up. It was great at first but lost faith in the service after the MTs were underperforming. Some act like they never heard of the terminology and don't understand they don't give you what you pay for. Giving me a frustrating experience. A waste of time and money. A few minutes of pornhub would give you a better happy ending. I tried BHC and it was the same BS so I assumed its all of archer.

I learned the Best service come with the best hygiene. But once they profile you as the one with the most money they take advantage of you. I know most MTs when they are tired and try to do the best but fail to complete the task. They don't tell you until after you completed the transaction. To me personally if they give just a few more minutes of top service all else will fall into place. But I have been getting MTs that constantly changing positions and beating around the Bush. Complaining doesn't help because the response would be that they removed the MT and have new ones. Or next time will be better. That's all BS. Don't fall for it or you will be wasting more money on something you can get for half as much.

Consider these qualifications to try to get the best service.

1) don't be that last call they will not try to be the best service they will only act like they are trying. Don't wait until they are about to finish the rotation. I have notice the models on their phone while they give you a one hand massage. Don't fall for the 4 hand they will talk to each other and won't focus on your relaxation. 2 g special is an oberload. For that much money you can enjoy 4 g individually.

2) best hygiene. Clean and no hair will increase the quality. Use a Braun electric shaver. Way better than razorblades. In my case being bald didn't matter it also depends on 1).

3) don't be a high baller. I was ripped off after they get the lump for the highest option. They still tried to upsell and asked for tips for a better perform from them.

4) don't ask for BFS they don't do it. You don't go to MTs for best friend services. They will treat you like an std. Though it doesn't mean its not an option.

This is just an input of my experience. Keep your budget in the middle or below and you can come back again on for the next rotation.

The MTs will always be beautiful and I always appreciated their time even if the experience was not up to par with the fees. Hopefully this helps. I would love to bring a friend but so far I haven't had consistent service.

[StraightEdge27]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I heard she only does hh sessions. Any truth to that? Not sure I want to make the drive for a short session.

[Casper27]

Before I take a trip or go calling all the usual places. Anyone know of one's that are open today? No family meal or significant other. So maybe a place for a good massage, a good rub or 4 hand or even FS at an apt.

[BadDances]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I think she may be Cambodian they get that dark and lots of women there look like her.

[Wenger]

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

Well time to start RTFF then try a place.

Bangkok or Phuket in Thailand, if in the US I'd say Burlington spa in Vegas from the reviews I've been seeing.

[DMichaels69]

Well time to start RTFF then try a place.

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

[Jinurso]

If you're looking for a solid massage and then extras, I recommend Claudia at CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com). She's got me hooked and I'm a regular. Every time I see someone else it's a disappointment in comparison haha. She's had massage training so be sure to ask for a nice massage either with oil or nuru. Her menu is great. She also offers mutual shower and mutual massage. And of course, L1, L2, L3, all covered, nothing unsafe which is nice. I definitely recommend checking her out and letting us know if you liked her or not. I'm more of a romantic so I like a nice massage with lots of teasing before jumping into L1-3.

What's going on with Claudia that there are so few reviews of her. A search shows 11 reviews of Claudia, nine of them are by you, one doesn't say anything other than she doesn't look like her picture, and one is a neutral review. I would have expected more feedback on her by now, which is not a great sign.

[Member #6568]

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

[ChiGuy489]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.