Massage Parlor Reports

[MushroomGod]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

I dunno what you all expected. BHC has always been 200 for a crappy massage and L3.

[GeneralObvious]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

High volume spas are the worst. It's like eating at Panda Express. They want you in and out in 30 minutes or less. You're wasting your money and time. If I go somewhere at 10 am, I don't want to hear the bell ringing 4 or 5 times while I'm trying to have fun.

Try to be a regular at 1 or 2 good places. You should soon discover that, at a good spa, you will be a valued customer. Again, I said at a good spa. A spot I frequently saw the owner for L3 texted me that she is slowing down due to her kid, and told me about a new girl. Holy shit! She is gorgeous, and I've been seeing her for months. By the way, I still see the owner for fun once in a while. The rates are fine, and I always go over the time. No complaints.

You guys should try doing that. Oh, and no, I'm not telling you where this is at.

[Archive]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

How much you paid. I come there every time they are has the new girls. Each time I requiring 30 minutes for 130 plus 20 tip'. But most time they are not let me disappointed.

[HappyGardener]

Been following the reports of BHC all summer. Now been reading more and more reports of higher amounts paid for less time on the table. We've seen it time and time again.

It's not that we've ruined a good thing but the people running the places are making the cash grab while they can. Now it will follow the usual trajectory of charging more for poorer product.

[Iamslobbyist]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I asked her where she was from, and she replied "Sao Paola, Brazil. " She may be American now, but according to her, she was born in Brazil. Idk why she would lie because it does not matter to me where she is from. Did you ask her where she is from or are you just speculating?

[Niceguy99]

3872 archer body health center.

Actually went here last week, much different from my previous experiences, I was just looking for a half hour massage with ending which is usually 100 total. I come in and she walk me directly to the room and I say I want a half hour and they tell me $2. I actually only have 180 on me (in my head I was wondering why it was so high this time) I tell her I need to go get more cash but then she says "that's fine". She leaves with the cash and I get undressed and lay down on the table on my stomach, she comes back, barely rubs my back for about 5 minutes and says to turn over, she jumps straight to CBJ, which is fine, I guess, then she stops and tells me to get on top. I do that and finish. I normally wouldn't have parted with my money that easily but I was curious. I only came back because last time i got bbj from a girl that barely spoke English and I had only left out $60 as a tip. It's weird how much they've changed. I'm ok with it but I don't always want full service and no other options were offered.

[Terrapin911]

Had not been to BHC in a while went to hopefully run into Susie my favorite from BHC who said she would be in town for three months when she got here, but I missed her, she left back to New York recently. It's a long drive so I ended up with Coco instead. Coco is a very short petite gal maybe 5 feet. Average weight for her size maybe 90 lbs, not a rail but not fat. She has a really nice tight little ass if you ask me. Large A's small B's maybe and a full but managed Bush. Cute face, but her teeth are a bit jacked. Overall looks maybe a 7/10. She motioned for what I wanted right away without saying a word about it. Wouldn't take less than 180. Deferred the massage til the end on my request. Some petting and nipple play, then on with the cover for CBJ, told her I wanted DATY and she tried to upsell me to which I said "umm NO! When she saw this upsell attempt took the smile from my face completely she literally told me I could DATY for "one minute" to which my reply was "wow thanks! I'm not saying she was unclean down there, but the whole situation did make me realize that gals that don't shave most of it off do appear to have a less clean vajayjay. One gal I have been seeing long term that I have seen at least 50 times in the past year I have never spotted a single, partial hair or even stubble on her below the waist, not around her V or the starfish and she has the cleanest V & backside I have ever seen in my life, spotless! Every time! . anyway, I digress. Coco was not smelly or dirty down there but was less appetizing than I prefer anyway. After my huge one minute feast at the why she went back to CBJ but I was loosing my drive. She tried for about 5 minutes with the condom on but her CBJ was not good enough to overcome my disappointment, she suggested removing the cover for a hand job to which I said no. She then went on telling me to fuck her. I'm like yeah sure if I can get in there with no satisfaction so far. So I played with her a bit and pounded my covered meat on her pussy and rubbed it around some until I could finally get in. Did my thing for a few minutes just trying not to loose my excitement and be able to finish. A few minutes later I was just happy as possible that I at least finished the job. She cleaned up and then offered the massage. During the massage she answered at least three texts as well as a phone call all while sitting on my back. She would stay on the call or texting until I would look up over my shoulder at her like "WTF". The massage was only about a 4/10 in quality. She kneeled on my back and used her entire body weight and her hands and knees a few times along with the standard rubbing. I have honestly had an MT put more pressure on me with a single elbow than coco was putting on with her entire body weight, she weighed literally almost nothing on her hands and knees on my back. Finished up the massage and out the door I went. Back in the car only 45 minutes later and quite disappointed I had just spent 240 on that 45 minute visit. In hindsight I'd of rather stayed home and rubbed one out myself for free, unfortunately it's hard to know when that's the best choice when you run into a girl you have never seen before. Obviously not a repeat for me. Overall service a 3 or 4 of 10.

TP.

[AlphaMale328]

Decided to check this place out since its close to me and I haven't seen anything outside of some people asking for info.

Got there late like 6 or 7 pm sexy young girl late 20 real early 30's maybe working the front desk. Asked me to take my shoes off at the door told asked if I wanted swedish or deep tissues didn't know the difference so with with swedish and was told 70 for the door. She told me she was waiting for an appointment so someone else would be doing my massage. Waited about 10 minutes and a lady to didn't look too old behind the mask she was wearing came in supper skinny spinner type like a cups little to no ass. Gave a nice through massage.

On the flip waited to see if she would make a move but it became clear she was waiting on me to ask first so grab my dick gave her the look and she went right for L1 it was decent nothing to rave about left 40 for a tip when she was done outside the room she took the mask off and she look at the low end 50 high end 60 the young girl was back behind the desk on the phone telling someone else that she had an appointment coming in so she couldn't do their massage so I'm guess that's her ploy to get guys to come back to so she can bait and switch because she "has an appointment coming. " Probly won't go back seems like service you can get an any spot around there and most of the other spots have cheaper house fee if I'm feeling that despreate.

[RichL1234]

Black Friday and I had a bit of time to myself, tried reaching all of the papasan places on the NW side, zero response on 3 or 4 places. Then I remembered visiting HCS on Irving park road, called them up, immediate response and off I went. Angela answered the door, she is 25- 30 years old. Nice body, very fit, 32 B, greAt ass & cute as hell.

She was my MT and gave a hell of a massage w / a slow building tease. Very spunky, and great sense of humor.

That being said all that was offered on the flip was L1 (fully clothed) there was Otc roaming allowed.

All in all, it was a great time with a fresh new face.

Damage 65- 1/ hour.

Tip- let's just say I was very generous w / no regrets.

I feel like more is offered as she gets to know you better.

[ChiGuy489]

I think she may be Cambodian they get that dark and lots of women there look like her.

Yes, but she's def born in America right?

[DickFonzereli]

Found the Insta account marked as Archer BHC. Photos of girls are hot. Hard to believe they are real. Can anyone testify? Are these representations?

Thanks!

They have acurate reprisentations but consider they use filters for the faces. They do have amazing MTs. I spent alot more than you and the MT was rushing before I even got a table shower. All I wanted was to relax and it seems like she didn't want me to. Once you pay them you won't get it back. Mt was a bait and switch. Avoid last calls locations like those will take your money and get away with sorry I'm tired. Next time.

[WoozerBuck]

I've been here a few times and had amazing experiences so don't get me wrong here, but I came today after work and just had probably top 5 worst experiences with this one.

Here's the Pros though:

- CBJ was I'd say a 7? Not too shabby.

- $160 CFS. Including house fee. So total was 160 I didn't pay any additional house fee.

Cons.

- CBJ lasted about 30 seconds before she told me to get on top. I told her no to keep going and she just got on top herself.

- CFS of her on top lasted about 30 seconds before she got off and said for me to get on.

- 0 teasing. I paid and she immediately just took the hat and put it on. No warmup or nothing. Didn't even get a massage. Which sometimes I'm ok with but I mean no teasing at all?

- Not much roaming. I had put my hand on her hair and she pushed it off. First time that's happened.

Would not repeat at all. Price was not worth it.

Found the Insta account marked as Archer BHC. Photos of girls are hot. Hard to believe they are real. Can anyone testify? Are these representations?

Thanks!

[HappyGardener]

Been seeing got to be 12 years. Judy, Jennie at Sennias she's the best ever. I would like something different now and then.

Back in the sennias days there were a lot of girls like her.

Went to Chinatown for lunch on Wednesday. Afterwards took a stroll down Wentworth. Stood across the street from where Sennia was and shed a tear. Hadn't thought of that place in a long time. Was always treated well there.

[DickFonzereli]

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

I have been a dedicated customer to a location within archer since the day they opened up. It was great at first but lost faith in the service after the MTs were underperforming. Some act like they never heard of the terminology and don't understand they don't give you what you pay for. Giving me a frustrating experience. A waste of time and money. A few minutes of pornhub would give you a better happy ending. I tried BHC and it was the same BS so I assumed its all of archer.

I learned the Best service come with the best hygiene. But once they profile you as the one with the most money they take advantage of you. I know most MTs when they are tired and try to do the best but fail to complete the task. They don't tell you until after you completed the transaction. To me personally if they give just a few more minutes of top service all else will fall into place. But I have been getting MTs that constantly changing positions and beating around the Bush. Complaining doesn't help because the response would be that they removed the MT and have new ones. Or next time will be better. That's all BS. Don't fall for it or you will be wasting more money on something you can get for half as much.

Consider these qualifications to try to get the best service.

1) don't be that last call they will not try to be the best service they will only act like they are trying. Don't wait until they are about to finish the rotation. I have notice the models on their phone while they give you a one hand massage. Don't fall for the 4 hand they will talk to each other and won't focus on your relaxation. 2 g special is an oberload. For that much money you can enjoy 4 g individually.

2) best hygiene. Clean and no hair will increase the quality. Use a Braun electric shaver. Way better than razorblades. In my case being bald didn't matter it also depends on 1).

3) don't be a high baller. I was ripped off after they get the lump for the highest option. They still tried to upsell and asked for tips for a better perform from them.

4) don't ask for BFS they don't do it. You don't go to MTs for best friend services. They will treat you like an std. Though it doesn't mean its not an option.

This is just an input of my experience. Keep your budget in the middle or below and you can come back again on for the next rotation.

The MTs will always be beautiful and I always appreciated their time even if the experience was not up to par with the fees. Hopefully this helps. I would love to bring a friend but so far I haven't had consistent service.

[StraightEdge27]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I heard she only does hh sessions. Any truth to that? Not sure I want to make the drive for a short session.