Massage Parlor Reports

[DickFonzereli]

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

I have been a dedicated customer to a location within archer since the day they opened up. It was great at first but lost faith in the service after the MTs were underperforming. Some act like they never heard of the terminology and don't understand they don't give you what you pay for. Giving me a frustrating experience. A waste of time and money. A few minutes of pornhub would give you a better happy ending. I tried BHC and it was the same BS so I assumed its all of archer.

I learned the Best service come with the best hygiene. But once they profile you as the one with the most money they take advantage of you. I know most MTs when they are tired and try to do the best but fail to complete the task. They don't tell you until after you completed the transaction. To me personally if they give just a few more minutes of top service all else will fall into place. But I have been getting MTs that constantly changing positions and beating around the Bush. Complaining doesn't help because the response would be that they removed the MT and have new ones. Or next time will be better. That's all BS. Don't fall for it or you will be wasting more money on something you can get for half as much.

Consider these qualifications to try to get the best service.

1) don't be that last call they will not try to be the best service they will only act like they are trying. Don't wait until they are about to finish the rotation. I have notice the models on their phone while they give you a one hand massage. Don't fall for the 4 hand they will talk to each other and won't focus on your relaxation. 2 g special is an oberload. For that much money you can enjoy 4 g individually.

2) best hygiene. Clean and no hair will increase the quality. Use a Braun electric shaver. Way better than razorblades. In my case being bald didn't matter it also depends on 1).

3) don't be a high baller. I was ripped off after they get the lump for the highest option. They still tried to upsell and asked for tips for a better perform from them.

4) don't ask for BFS they don't do it. You don't go to MTs for best friend services. They will treat you like an std. Though it doesn't mean its not an option.

This is just an input of my experience. Keep your budget in the middle or below and you can come back again on for the next rotation.

The MTs will always be beautiful and I always appreciated their time even if the experience was not up to par with the fees. Hopefully this helps. I would love to bring a friend but so far I haven't had consistent service.

[StraightEdge27]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I heard she only does hh sessions. Any truth to that? Not sure I want to make the drive for a short session.

[Casper27]

Before I take a trip or go calling all the usual places. Anyone know of one's that are open today? No family meal or significant other. So maybe a place for a good massage, a good rub or 4 hand or even FS at an apt.

[BadDances]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

I think she may be Cambodian they get that dark and lots of women there look like her.

[Wenger]

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

Well time to start RTFF then try a place.

Bangkok or Phuket in Thailand, if in the US I'd say Burlington spa in Vegas from the reviews I've been seeing.

[DMichaels69]

Well time to start RTFF then try a place.

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

[Jinurso]

If you're looking for a solid massage and then extras, I recommend Claudia at CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com). She's got me hooked and I'm a regular. Every time I see someone else it's a disappointment in comparison haha. She's had massage training so be sure to ask for a nice massage either with oil or nuru. Her menu is great. She also offers mutual shower and mutual massage. And of course, L1, L2, L3, all covered, nothing unsafe which is nice. I definitely recommend checking her out and letting us know if you liked her or not. I'm more of a romantic so I like a nice massage with lots of teasing before jumping into L1-3.

What's going on with Claudia that there are so few reviews of her. A search shows 11 reviews of Claudia, nine of them are by you, one doesn't say anything other than she doesn't look like her picture, and one is a neutral review. I would have expected more feedback on her by now, which is not a great sign.

[Member #6568]

If you could go to one place right now, where would be your go to spot? Want to choose wisely.

[ChiGuy489]

Saw Carli at Ozone she's got a great ass, she is petite, small tits and sag a little. She's probably late 30's. Idk why people said she was Brazilian she's def American, African American I'd say maybe mixed tho.

She gives pretty good service not really much massage tho.

[Self Hi5]

Though CMan doesn't want to publicly share this locale, if you are familiar with the city (which I'm sure you are not), you can deduce the location of this spa. Milwaukee Ave and NW side of city really narrows it down. You could google maps search "massage" along Milwaukee Ave but I'll save you that trouble since I've been to way too many spas over the years. You can narrow it down to 4 or 5 spas and probably more likely down to a couple. Working our way SE to NW along Milwaukee Ave, here are the candidates (with confidence ratings*.

Sunflower Massage, 31 XX and Milwaukee. Been twice, HE is available and typically 1-2 MTs at any given time. One seems to be a fixture with the 2nd rotating, unless they've settled on a regular second. Can't remember names since it's been months. I want to say the fixture pushed prostate, which I too declined, so I think this is the likely spot. Rarely, if never, reported on but most aren't missing out. Older, 40's-50's MTs who were just average all around. 7/10 confidence.

H Wellness, 32 XX and Milwaukee Ave. This place. However, is not new. May of TPro fame is the MMS and this spot has been around for years. I have not been here in years though I did recently pop in to check out the talent. Saw May and she vaguely remembered me. Told the other average looking MT "this is my friend" which tends to open things up but I haven't cashed in. I think I popped in while waiting for my appointment at Sunflower, when I first checked that place out. 3/10 confidence.

Popular Foot Spa, 41 XX and Milwaukee Ave. Another underreported spot. I know someone recently asked about this place but was too lazy to respond. Been twice. First visit was for legit purposes and I only got the foot massage. Second visit I went for full body since I had a couple drinks in me and was in a GILF mood. 2 Mts, one skinny in her late 50's, early 60's and a thicker one probably early to mid 50's. Got the thicker one. She got close to teasing, grabbed her ass which led to L1. IIRC she rubbed the taint while she stroked and I'm sure she has no problem doing prostate. Overall, I do not recommend. 5/10 Confidence.

CLC Massage Clinic, 56 XX and Milwaukee. Another place that's been around for many years, though under new management, and a KSpa. This review will interest most, regardless of prostate, and some may hate that I'm putting this spot back on the radar. I had visited in years past and it was always a decent visit. Typical KSpa with table shower, get you HE and good to go. Visited recently, for the first time in years, and WOW! Let me just put it this way, why drive out to X or MT in the burbs when you can go here. Same level of service, quality of provider and price structure. Wouldn't be surprised if they're linked somehow, rotating girls and such. For as busy at it was when I visited and based on the lack of reporting, I know most have been keeping this place UTR. However, being Thanksgiving and because I use the info shared here I thought I'd give back. For my North / NW side neighbors, save yourself a trip to the burbs or places like 819 or BHC and check this place out. You'll thank me later. 1/10 Confidence.

So, to wrap this up, the likely "new" spot where Cman got his prostate massage is Sunflower but only he can say for certain. For everyone else, you got a wrap-up of the Milwaukee Ave, NW side spas. Thanks all, be safe and review your local MP!

** Confidence rating is not an actual rating of the spa but rather how likely it is the spa that CMan got his p poked.

Been a part of this forum for a long time! For you senior, senior members, I'm sure you know. Don't post much anymore but couldn't resist opining on the quality of this post! Well done! Be safe all, back into the dark I go.

[Exploradora]

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

If you're looking for a solid massage and then extras, I recommend Claudia at CLM (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com). She's got me hooked and I'm a regular. Every time I see someone else it's a disappointment in comparison haha. She's had massage training so be sure to ask for a nice massage either with oil or nuru. Her menu is great. She also offers mutual shower and mutual massage. And of course, L1, L2, L3, all covered, nothing unsafe which is nice. I definitely recommend checking her out and letting us know if you liked her or not. I'm more of a romantic so I like a nice massage with lots of teasing before jumping into L1-3.

[SpaGuy21]

Milwaukee Ave.

So, what's the name of the place does prostate massage?

Though CMan doesn't want to publicly share this locale, if you are familiar with the city (which I'm sure you are not), you can deduce the location of this spa. Milwaukee Ave and NW side of city really narrows it down. You could google maps search "massage" along Milwaukee Ave but I'll save you that trouble since I've been to way too many spas over the years. You can narrow it down to 4 or 5 spas and probably more likely down to a couple. Working our way SE to NW along Milwaukee Ave, here are the candidates (with confidence ratings*.

Sunflower Massage, 31 XX and Milwaukee. Been twice, HE is available and typically 1-2 MTs at any given time. One seems to be a fixture with the 2nd rotating, unless they've settled on a regular second. Can't remember names since it's been months. I want to say the fixture pushed prostate, which I too declined, so I think this is the likely spot. Rarely, if never, reported on but most aren't missing out. Older, 40's-50's MTs who were just average all around. 7/10 confidence.

H Wellness, 32 XX and Milwaukee Ave. This place. However, is not new. May of TPro fame is the MMS and this spot has been around for years. I have not been here in years though I did recently pop in to check out the talent. Saw May and she vaguely remembered me. Told the other average looking MT "this is my friend" which tends to open things up but I haven't cashed in. I think I popped in while waiting for my appointment at Sunflower, when I first checked that place out. 3/10 confidence.

Popular Foot Spa, 41 XX and Milwaukee Ave. Another underreported spot. I know someone recently asked about this place but was too lazy to respond. Been twice. First visit was for legit purposes and I only got the foot massage. Second visit I went for full body since I had a couple drinks in me and was in a GILF mood. 2 Mts, one skinny in her late 50's, early 60's and a thicker one probably early to mid 50's. Got the thicker one. She got close to teasing, grabbed her ass which led to L1. IIRC she rubbed the taint while she stroked and I'm sure she has no problem doing prostate. Overall, I do not recommend. 5/10 Confidence.

CLC Massage Clinic, 56 XX and Milwaukee. Another place that's been around for many years, though under new management, and a KSpa. This review will interest most, regardless of prostate, and some may hate that I'm putting this spot back on the radar. I had visited in years past and it was always a decent visit. Typical KSpa with table shower, get you HE and good to go. Visited recently, for the first time in years, and WOW! Let me just put it this way, why drive out to X or MT in the burbs when you can go here. Same level of service, quality of provider and price structure. Wouldn't be surprised if they're linked somehow, rotating girls and such. For as busy at it was when I visited and based on the lack of reporting, I know most have been keeping this place UTR. However, being Thanksgiving and because I use the info shared here I thought I'd give back. For my North / NW side neighbors, save yourself a trip to the burbs or places like 819 or BHC and check this place out. You'll thank me later. 1/10 Confidence.

So, to wrap this up, the likely "new" spot where Cman got his prostate massage is Sunflower but only he can say for certain. For everyone else, you got a wrap-up of the Milwaukee Ave, NW side spas. Thanks all, be safe and review your local MP!

** Confidence rating is not an actual rating of the spa but rather how likely it is the spa that CMan got his p poked.

[GetSomeNow17]

Milwaukee Ave.

So, what's the name of the place does prostate massage? From out of state. Please let me know. Thanks.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Most people are short sighted when doing this. These type of woman realize there are younger options out there so they compensate for it by providing an insanely pleasurable experience. There is something to be said for experience. They are generally better to negotiate with and won't try to rush the session. There's a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. That's why I always try to politely chat it up before moving on.

Yep, if I ever feel the need to bounce, I always try to cover, act like I am looking for someone who I thought used to work there (what was her name again?) or that a friend told me that So and So works there now, an old friend from another place. Oh you've never heard of her? Sorry to trouble you.

FWIW apple is a treasure. Not trying to pull any white knight business here but zero need to not be as polite as possible with people you cross paths with.

[FellowMonger]

I've been here a few times and had amazing experiences so don't get me wrong here, but I came today after work and just had probably top 5 worst experiences with this one.

Here's the Pros though:

- CBJ was I'd say a 7? Not too shabby.

- $160 CFS. Including house fee. So total was 160 I didn't pay any additional house fee.

Cons.

- CBJ lasted about 30 seconds before she told me to get on top. I told her no to keep going and she just got on top herself.

- CFS of her on top lasted about 30 seconds before she got off and said for me to get on.

- 0 teasing. I paid and she immediately just took the hat and put it on. No warmup or nothing. Didn't even get a massage. Which sometimes I'm ok with but I mean no teasing at all?

- Not much roaming. I had put my hand on her hair and she pushed it off. First time that's happened.

Would not repeat at all. Price was not worth it.