Massage Parlor Reports

[GetSomeNow17]

Milwaukee Ave.

So, what's the name of the place does prostate massage? From out of state. Please let me know. Thanks.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Most people are short sighted when doing this. These type of woman realize there are younger options out there so they compensate for it by providing an insanely pleasurable experience. There is something to be said for experience. They are generally better to negotiate with and won't try to rush the session. There's a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. That's why I always try to politely chat it up before moving on.

Yep, if I ever feel the need to bounce, I always try to cover, act like I am looking for someone who I thought used to work there (what was her name again?) or that a friend told me that So and So works there now, an old friend from another place. Oh you've never heard of her? Sorry to trouble you.

FWIW apple is a treasure. Not trying to pull any white knight business here but zero need to not be as polite as possible with people you cross paths with.

[FellowMonger]

I've been here a few times and had amazing experiences so don't get me wrong here, but I came today after work and just had probably top 5 worst experiences with this one.

Here's the Pros though:

- CBJ was I'd say a 7? Not too shabby.

- $160 CFS. Including house fee. So total was 160 I didn't pay any additional house fee.

Cons.

- CBJ lasted about 30 seconds before she told me to get on top. I told her no to keep going and she just got on top herself.

- CFS of her on top lasted about 30 seconds before she got off and said for me to get on.

- 0 teasing. I paid and she immediately just took the hat and put it on. No warmup or nothing. Didn't even get a massage. Which sometimes I'm ok with but I mean no teasing at all?

- Not much roaming. I had put my hand on her hair and she pushed it off. First time that's happened.

Would not repeat at all. Price was not worth it.

[PartyMonster01]

Stopped by Sunday to visit moon for the first time in years, older lady with a lot of makeup answered I paid and was pointed to the room. I was later joined by apple wearing a mask, friendly lady ok english. More of a body rub than a massage, on the flip some ball play and a negotiated topless L1, good technique got the job done I'd say large B's with eraser nipples. Afterwards she massaged my lower legs and feet which was actually pretty good, way better than the rest of the massage. She probably spent about 5 minutes on each leg. Nothing special either way from the visit.

During my session I heard the door ring maybe 4 times, then the guy would ask who's working and the lady at the desk would ask Apple to step out show her face to the potential client and apple would come right back in 5-10 seconds. At first I thought it was maybe a regular coming asking for her, but it was just dudes asking for a lineup. After the 3rd guy left, I could hear the lady say "so rude" in english then a few other words in a language I didn't understand. I know this is the nature of the game we play but I was thinking about how rough that has to be for the girls to have dudes come in look at you then say no thanks.

Most people are short sighted when doing this. These type of woman realize there are younger options out there so they compensate for it by providing an insanely pleasurable experience. There is something to be said for experience. They are generally better to negotiate with and won't try to rush the session. There's a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. That's why I always try to politely chat it up before moving on.

[OrdLover]

Any good recommendations for a strong / great massage with any level of extras? Don't care about the age or looks. Mostly looking in the north side of the city to some Northern suburbs. And the southest will be Chinatown..

Any recommendations? PM are welcome.

[Gopher88]

I have been seeing Judy for 7-8 years. I usually just go for the rim and the bbj, but sometimes I DATY and BBFS. She is up for whatever. If you are interested in doing something with her, just take the initiative. She will stop you if she is not interested. I am not sure if "no" is in her vocabulary.

Been seeing got to be 12 years. Judy, Jennie at Sennias she's the best ever. I would like something different now and then.

Back in the sennias days there were a lot of girls like her.

[Gopher88]

Is there a booker for BHC on archer? I will be in the area and have some time to kill. Any input would be great. Seems to have good review.

3872 archer body health center.

[Jayp80]

Stopped by Sunday to visit moon for the first time in years, older lady with a lot of makeup answered I paid and was pointed to the room. I was later joined by apple wearing a mask, friendly lady ok english. More of a body rub than a massage, on the flip some ball play and a negotiated topless L1, good technique got the job done I'd say large B's with eraser nipples. Afterwards she massaged my lower legs and feet which was actually pretty good, way better than the rest of the massage. She probably spent about 5 minutes on each leg. Nothing special either way from the visit.

During my session I heard the door ring maybe 4 times, then the guy would ask who's working and the lady at the desk would ask Apple to step out show her face to the potential client and apple would come right back in 5-10 seconds. At first I thought it was maybe a regular coming asking for her, but it was just dudes asking for a lineup. After the 3rd guy left, I could hear the lady say "so rude" in english then a few other words in a language I didn't understand. I know this is the nature of the game we play but I was thinking about how rough that has to be for the girls to have dudes come in look at you then say no thanks.

[Mexidan]

What's more important are the friends we've met along the way.

I'm feeling ripped off! The back of my card from there didn't have that! #jealous LOL

[ConfuciusMan]

not on then central, them where?

Milwaukee Ave.

[NovaBrain]

Is there a booker for BHC on archer? I will be in the area and have some time to kill. Any input would be great. Seems to have good review.

You can text or call the number and get an appointment going. I think I've seen reports of other mongers saying that BHC doesn't always respect appointment times on busy days but most of the time you should be fine.

If they aren't replying at the number, just shoot them a call. They used to be pretty responsive (respond within a few minutes) but lately they've been pretty slow at replying through text. I've never personally asked for images through text, but I'm sure she'd send some over on request.

They also have an Instagram at archer_bhc where she posts the current lineup with names and relatively accurate pics.

Stay safe, there's a healthy amount of parking on the blocks around it.

[Bambinos1987]

Is there a booker for BHC on archer? I will be in the area and have some time to kill. Any input would be great. Seems to have good review.

[Fit312]

Saw a new listing for Lucky Health Spa on the 3400 block of Archer, so had to check it out. Sign was not on, but a middle-aged lady wearing a mask opened the door. Didn't have a good feeling about it, so I bailed and went down to Archer Spa. As luck would have it, I was greeted by Lucky, supposed 24 year old Chinese from Flushing with a nice body. I asked for boom-boom right off the bat and she asked for $160 which I accepted. Didn't like being touched that much and wanted to rush it, but I had her suck and bite my nipples while she jacked me off to get it at half-mast. Bad hand job but a pretty hot mouth. Covered blow job had a lot of good sucking and tongue action and I had to pull out before I busted. Pussy was pretty tight even though she used a lot of lube and I got a bit of a sexual response with some contractions and hardened nipples on her bolt-ons. Finished in doggy, didn't get the name of the other girl I saw from the back, but I was assured that she is beautiful and that I should come back and see her. I think that this place goes on a 15 day rotation, so they might be there through the end of the month. There was another set of girls there last weekend.

[Selforen11]

Not coed. Not sensual. Family oriented place.

100% agree. No hanky-panky at King Spa. The portion of the review describing groping, etc. Is complete nonsense. There can be a language barrier, and many people who go there for the first time may have a hang up about being nude in the single sex areas, but the place is as straight-laced as the come.

[Gopher88]

can anyone point me in the direction of a good place near the va hospital? I'll be visiting the area soon and looking for a good place to visit. The more bang for your buck the better. Pms are fine. Tia.

spa 88 close by.