Escort Reports

[Eaton Beaver]

TLDR: Addled bone-bag. Will not repeat.

I tried Lexiie based mostly on her great pics. I like 'em pretty. Problem is, those pics are at least 5-10 years out of date. Since then she has aged, lost at least 20-30 pounds and ridden some hard roads. She is unhealthily thin.

Comms were OK if a bit laggy. She saw me in a fairly decent apartment complex near Belleville. She met me at the door in sweats and a sleeveless top. Not particularly compelling. I had my worries when she opened the door but the little head was in control, so I went for it. It helped that the room was very dark.

She was kind, friendly and conversational but unfortunately, she is so addled the conversation is not very interesting.

I had to find out her menu by suggesting things we could do but she didn't do a lot of them: no GFE, kissing, greek. She was an OK cuddler and when I asked about BBBJ she said she was good at that. Unfortunately, she seemingly rediscovered her gag-reflex with me (I was clean, I SWEAR!) so we skipped ahead to CG. She was so addled she almost mounted me without putting a condom on. With some SPs I'd have to at least think about that, but not with this one! Raincoat on! She WAS fairly good at CG but here's where it got a little creepy. She was SO THIN that I could feel every rib, her hip bones and when I grabbed her ass in CG I could feel straight through to her hip joints. Ewe! I managed to power through, and she was fairly good at CG so I eventually popped. She climbed off and grabbed a suspect towel from the bedside and wiped herself and found a relatively clean corner and passed it to me. Maybe I'm getting spoiled, but even at the value price-points I shop at, I expect the SPs to handle cleanup chores with clean, warm washcloths and towels. When I looked at the clock I was shocked to see I had finished in about 15 minutes. I am busy reviewing my personal preference for starting with a HHR appointment and extending it to an HR if I'm having fun. This girl is worth AT MOST a QV.

Will not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rbor/100825373

https://sumosear.ch/phone/734-925-8146

Bummer. She looked like a lady I'd make the drive to Bellville for. Is her skin clear or is she covered in bruises and candy sores? Thanks for the report.

[LotharioPK]

TLDR: Addled bone-bag. Will not repeat.

I tried Lexiie based mostly on her great pics. I like 'em pretty. Problem is, those pics are at least 5-10 years out of date. Since then she has aged, lost at least 20-30 pounds and ridden some hard roads. She is unhealthily thin.

Comms were OK if a bit laggy. She saw me in a fairly decent apartment complex near Belleville. She met me at the door in sweats and a sleeveless top. Not particularly compelling. I had my worries when she opened the door but the little head was in control, so I went for it. It helped that the room was very dark.

She was kind, friendly and conversational but unfortunately, she is so addled the conversation is not very interesting.

I had to find out her menu by suggesting things we could do but she didn't do a lot of them: no GFE, kissing, greek. She was an OK cuddler and when I asked about BBBJ she said she was good at that. Unfortunately, she seemingly rediscovered her gag-reflex with me (I was clean, I SWEAR!) so we skipped ahead to CG. She was so addled she almost mounted me without putting a condom on. With some SPs I'd have to at least think about that, but not with this one! Raincoat on! She WAS fairly good at CG but here's where it got a little creepy. She was SO THIN that I could feel every rib, her hip bones and when I grabbed her ass in CG I could feel straight through to her hip joints. Ewe! I managed to power through, and she was fairly good at CG so I eventually popped. She climbed off and grabbed a suspect towel from the bedside and wiped herself and found a relatively clean corner and passed it to me. Maybe I'm getting spoiled, but even at the value price-points I shop at, I expect the SPs to handle cleanup chores with clean, warm washcloths and towels. When I looked at the clock I was shocked to see I had finished in about 15 minutes. I am busy reviewing my personal preference for starting with a HHR appointment and extending it to an HR if I'm having fun. This girl is worth AT MOST a QV.

Will not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rbor/100825373

https://sumosear.ch/phone/734-925-8146

[Shawtren]

Decided to give this site a go after a long time visiting strip clubs. They ain't what they used to be! I like a sugar baby situation but lately don't mind an in and out.

After getting royally Ripped off by this one https://tryst.link/escort/xoblakevelvet (she took my deposit, Avoid. I decided to keep looking locally since I had the airbnb all booked. That's when I stumbled upon the hottest French girl. No deposit. https://tryst.link/escort/ava_valentina I'm surprised I can't find any reviews for her on here but DAMN she was good. Sloppy toppy, anal, she had butt plugs and a whole bag of stuff. Beautiful face, movie star quality. Nice teeth, hot European look. Wasn't a clock watcher (we went over and she didn't charge me, I swear we were having fun, haha) and was very smart and chill. Said she works out of Ann Arbor. Anyone else use her? TIA!

Wow. That's quite a list of the things she has to have to even respond to a text. And an extra $300 for same day booking? Yikes! She damn hot for sure though. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Otter52]

This is either a fake profile or she is now a thief. https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...s/868409139961 be careful guys.

[Bm392]

Success finally! Sunni did an overpriced outcall at 1. 2 for a QV and was 3 or 4 hours late. She finally came and was high as heck. The BBBJCIM started out good but she got tired and spacey 5 or 10 minutes in. Hooked me up with a Cim with no problem.

https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...y/511828415108

'Sunni: She has gained weight. She does live with a dude who I can hear talking when I visit. She does have a little dog that sniffs around. She does live in a trashed out townhouse in an okay part of town. She does make me go through the back door which I have to avoid close lining myself with trees and twisting my ankle in the dirt ruts. But why do I keep returning? Because she is always needing a fix and she is willing to haggle great prices. What can I say, I'm a cheap monger. I fucked her for 40 once but she did ***** and complain the whole time. Now days, I rarely give her more th an 60. (But she knows me, so YMMV).

[Bm392]

Hilarious! I tried Christen but she wasn't doing any out calls and I wasn't paying for anymore Ubers LOL.

Being a monger is like being a Detroit Lions fan. You lose way more than you win, you get your hopes up before every game like you are going to win but know that a good performance is unlikely. You just pray that when you go to the game, you somehow get your money's worth.

At least you didn't have to pay for a shitty performance.

If you want a sure thing, pay for Christen. You might not feel good about yourself when you leave, but your balls will leave empty, and your pocket won't hurt quite as bad as watching the Lions play in person.

[Gerjon]

Being a monger is like being a Detroit Lions fan. You lose way more than you win, you get your hopes up before every game like you are going to win but know that a good performance is unlikely. You just pray that when you go to the game, you somehow get your money's worth.

At least you didn't have to pay for a shitty performance.

If you want a sure thing, pay for Christen. You might not feel good about yourself when you leave, but your balls will leave empty, and your pocket won't hurt quite as bad as watching the Lions play in person.

This is unfortunately a very accurate metaphor. That being said, please PM me info on Christen. Would love to see a game and be sure we'll win.

[WhutsNext]

I was chatting with Alyssa https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...r/052612709019 after our last session (200 hhr). Always safe clean and easy BTW.

I am a curious sort and there doesn't seem to be any subject she won't talk about so I was asking her some personal questions. During that conversation she mentioned that there is another provider working out of the same incall hotel. I didn't want to straight out ask her who it was, because I didn't want to mess up our arrangements. The location is super convenient for me and wouldn't mind having an additional option.

I wondered if the hive mind here might be able to point me at who the other provider is? If you have seen Alyssa and the other provider could you post a link and any stats for me?

Feel free to DM me if you like. Also if you think you know but aren't sure where Alyssa incalls, DM me and we can compare notes.

Just ask her, they usually don't care.

[Bmw550]

Thanks for the report. Her add says SE Michigan but what city is her incall in?

She's in Ann arbor for the most part she said, I saw her off state street. She does outcall too, doubled back and had her come to my place here in AA LOL.

Def worth your time.

[Rubbur]

I was chatting with Alyssa https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...r/052612709019 after our last session (200 hhr). Always safe clean and easy BTW.

I am a curious sort and there doesn't seem to be any subject she won't talk about so I was asking her some personal questions. During that conversation she mentioned that there is another provider working out of the same incall hotel. I didn't want to straight out ask her who it was, because I didn't want to mess up our arrangements. The location is super convenient for me and wouldn't mind having an additional option.

I wondered if the hive mind here might be able to point me at who the other provider is? If you have seen Alyssa and the other provider could you post a link and any stats for me?

Feel free to DM me if you like. Also if you think you know but aren't sure where Alyssa incalls, DM me and we can compare notes.

[Rubbur]

I took one for the team and saw this one after having some doubt but it was worth the time. Great comms, good service and bubbly personality, and provides a slight GFE while you are with her. Perfect medium tits that are soft and firm, BBBJ was great with pure effort like she wanted it more that me LOL. She had me so relaxed and into it I wanted to call her back a hour later LOL.

1 ss 1. 5 hh. Will be back soon.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...-4269/51676084

Thanks for the report. Her add says SE Michigan but what city is her incall in?

[GoodTimer88]

Decided to give this site a go after a long time visiting strip clubs. They ain't what they used to be! I like a sugar baby situation but lately don't mind an in and out.

After getting royally Ripped off by this one https://tryst.link/escort/xoblakevelvet (she took my deposit, Avoid. I decided to keep looking locally since I had the airbnb all booked. That's when I stumbled upon the hottest French girl. No deposit. https://tryst.link/escort/ava_valentina I'm surprised I can't find any reviews for her on here but DAMN she was good. Sloppy toppy, anal, she had butt plugs and a whole bag of stuff. Beautiful face, movie star quality. Nice teeth, hot European look. Wasn't a clock watcher (we went over and she didn't charge me, I swear we were having fun, haha) and was very smart and chill. Said she works out of Ann Arbor. Anyone else use her? TIA!

Has anyone else taken a shot with her. After this post I am very curious but a little leary considering it is the first and almost only post from this guy. No offense, everyone's got to start somewhere. Just wondering if anyone with some history can vouch. Thanks all.

[MidwestMayhem]

Toftt and seen this one. Comms we so bad that should have been enough to opt out but I wanted to see her. Agreed to bb Greek hh $. 80, also tried to get her to agree to two pops. On arrival she seems like her pics, definitely on smack, soft voice. Until she took down her shirt, lots of baby damage and baggage. She did give a great BJ, the one I got off was BBFS and regretfully so. Hygiene was so bad, glad I didn't go for Greek. LOL 4/10 wouldn't repeat.

https://ann-arbor.skipthegames.com/f...-/387473218123

[Muffmonster469]

After reading this review, I decided to give her a try. She communicated nicely all day. I checked in with her before I ordered my Uber. She texted me throughout out my ride, and then she started flaking out when I got 5 min away. I get there, she is still texting me but won't give me the apartment number. Then she gives me an apartment number that doesn't exist. I texted her for 10 more minutes, but there were no more responses. I waited in the hall for 15 more minutes while I waited for my Uber, but I received no more text from her. Once I get in my Uber, I tell her that I was going to write up a review about this night. Now, she decides to send me a bunch of smart ass text.

Don't waste your time on this one!

Being a monger is like being a Detroit Lions fan. You lose way more than you win, you get your hopes up before every game like you are going to win but know that a good performance is unlikely. You just pray that when you go to the game, you somehow get your money's worth.

At least you didn't have to pay for a shitty performance.

If you want a sure thing, pay for Christen. You might not feel good about yourself when you leave, but your balls will leave empty, and your pocket won't hurt quite as bad as watching the Lions play in person.

[Bm392]

Almost the same thing. Replies quickly and consistently. After making the appointment, these two start pressing for a deposits. I hope that you local guys don't fall for these deposit scams smh.