Massage Parlor Reports

[Rhinopole]

Primarily for convenience I visited Garden Spa. Years ago I was a regular there and they had a number of nice looking younger ladies, some of whom offered FS. Then other options came up and I didn't go back very much. Before today, the last time was several months ago. During that visit I was attended to by a pleasant but not very attractive older woman. She provided BBBJ which was passable. Today figured I try my luck again. It was not great, but taken in context it was okay. Context is I'm an older guy who doesn't want to break the bank because I know I can't perform like I could before. So when I saw my MT (Hanna) seemed to be in her 50 ties, with a nice face, good personality, a full backside and natural D or DD tits, I was good with that. The TS was okay, the massage was mediocre except for the soft massage. But, she was clean, very responsive to DATY, and enjoyed kissing. The finish was NOVA in 69 position. If I see her again, FS or BJ might be on the menu. But even if not, she was grateful for the Benjamin I left, on top of the. 8 for the hour. And for a guy my age she was fine.

Rhino.

[WillyBetten]

Had a dreamed that I saw her 2 weeks ago. A decent motel in the Tysons area. Discreet enough. No massage table as some have mentioned. Just towels on a bed, which does take away from the massage experience.

BUT the massage I dreamt about is. Epic. I asked for hard, as I normally like it, but she advised against it. First because she did a preliminary exam of my body by running her hands over my muscles and pretty accurately determining where I'm hurting and how I'm hurting. I swear it was like magic. She advised that she'd go medium pressure, and boy was she right. Even her medium was stronger and better than any of the other providers I've had, even some of the really highly rate Thai ones.

Oh, she's very upfront about her menu. I dreamt she laid out standard Nova, BBBJ, and CFS up front, quoting a price of $300. I sheepishly negotiated down to $260. Very nice build up after the massage, CFS in cowgirl and mish. Lovely to see those massive tits bouncing. Definitely a nice looking thick girl, not BBW. Took directions well, but do wish there was extra lube w / the CFS. Next time I'll bring it. Nice BBBJCIM finish.

BTW, I saw mentioned here some think she's got bolt-ons. I think she's natural. However her body does exhibit signs of having major work done with respect to a tummy tuck, breast lift, and lipo. Almost unnatural tautness of her skin over her flesh. Essentially like those comically curve ebony porn stars. But her body is natural, tits are incredible, and very nice tick curvy body.

I'll visit again once I can squirrel away some funds.

[SemenSeeker]

Headed to queen off Franconia in a few days and wondering who is the oldest in the lineup. I've dreamt about Kim, Joon and Monica already, had a great time with all three. Kim very well could be the oldest there but I'll ask the good populace on here for their input.

Thanks in advance!

[SwiftChariot]

Good afternoon Gents.

I've seen a lot of Coco's in my life and this one is above average. Works out of a house with Gina, so very private. Is a good talker and is pretty for a high 30's Thai, tone body with a small D rack, maybe fake, I couldn't tell. She'll tell you funny customer stories.

Came from NY and has been here for 6 weeks and may never leave, Great Massage, lackluster flip 1. 2 + . 8 for bad nuru. Didn't finish but I think most mongers would she really does have a bangin body. FS off the table. PICS Fake

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22590402.html

[Gerzoomble]

A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.

In the dog house? Surprised she didn't take the house and leave you free to do all the mongering you want.

[Member #6802]

Google the phone number. You will find her reviews on the oThER site. They appear to be mostly negative.

Taking your suggestion, realized I spoke via text to her recently. Also, I'm not a VIP member so couldn't read reviews.

Doesn't have full menu. No anal, only CFS, and BBBJ is available but CIM is extra. Considering donation to get in the door is 3.5, not sure if she's worth it, especially if others gave her negative reviews.

Seemed tempting during text because she likes making out and other fun without doing FS. But donation and distance puts her on "to do" list, just not top 5.

[DonQuiote]

Beautiful woman (in pictures) and does talk a good game in her ad. But has anyone TOFTT and met her? I'd do it except it's a long drive from Woodbridge to Tysons and back before starting work at 12. Perhaps when I can take an afternoon off and not rush?

Google the phone number. You will find her reviews on the oThER site. They appear to be mostly negative.

[EDog65]

Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../22594412.html

Thanks for the heads up and like you said, may be just what the doctor ordered. .

[Member #6802]

Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../22594412.html

Beautiful woman (in pictures) and does talk a good game in her ad. But has anyone TOFTT and met her? I'd do it except it's a long drive from Woodbridge to Tysons and back before starting work at 12. Perhaps when I can take an afternoon off and not rush?

[Sonny13]

Any of you frequenting any spots where the girls actually like to kiss during the session and who are good at it? I really enjoy it when I can get a nice sensual HE or more with a girl who doesn't shy away from some lip and tongue action. Let me know what you've run into recently.

Some may say this is a coincidence. Others may think maybe some of the providers are reading the board and giving mongers what they want. Either way, this is good news for you.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../22594412.html

[PuntaJaco43]

Kissing is a turnon.

But the downsides have been occasional sore throats afterwards.

And the thought that she gave the guy before you a BBBJ.

Just think of that!

Be safe, even if it really sucks (pun intended).

Use the big head.

HG.

I agree with the stated consequences as you mention. And I may add, it would be advisable never to stick your tongue down a provider's throat on the first visit just like I would never accept BBFS from any of these women on our initial session. If they are giving it to you on the first meeting, they are doing it with everyone. (I remember my first date with my college girlfriend, she told me I was the only one; unbeknownst to me she was doing half the football team). Having said this, we older gents need a more intimate experience to perform like we did when we were 40 or 50 years old. Now, if you are in your 30's or 40's and you are blowing double barrels in a 30-minute session, (God Bless you), then this doesn't pertain to you obviously.

But.

In my short 4 years as a hobbyist, I have found several women, (at AMPs only), that would provide this level of experience but only after they had gotten to know and trust me, and this may take some money and some time, but it's out there; even with some very attractive providers, it's out there. Women are woman and many are looking for an interesting and intimate man. How many of these women have a serious relationship outside of work? Not many especially if they are getting into their 40-50's. The clock is running out for them. So, it's not easy but it's out there, you just must dig for that hidden jewel. This for me and others is part of the fun. We old boomers are used to working hard for a good date.

More importantly be respectful and carful. Don't get into deep. And always be nice to the ladies, unless they are like the two wicked witches that I wrote about several weeks ago.

Regards.

[WalkerC]

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

The only place I've ever heard of offering a receipt is FHOH.

[AvgJoe123]

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

LOL at your comment about the water bottles. I also have those small pieces of candy in my car. At least Halloween gives me a reason to have those mini candies in my car.

[Asphalt]

I park, walk up, and open the door to a very dark and seedy looking reception area. This place has seen better days as has the entire complex, but looks can be deceiving. I am greeted by a spunky attractive, mid 40's woman of small and lean stature with a nice rack. She was smartly dressed in street cloths and was happy to see me. I opted for a HH massage for $50. I stressed the desire to have my lower body massaged only. I was not expecting any extras when I entered this place. I wasn't even going to initiate anything; I was tired and wanted to relax.

The massage started with Coco placing a soft sheet across my body and slowly rubbing my lower body. After a few minutes she pulled off the sheet and asked if she could use some cream, I nodded yes, and she proceeded to massage my calves, hamstrings, and buttocks and back down again carefully and masterfully. At one point she asked if I wanted it harder, but I declined, she misunderstood, and I winced when she turned up the pressure. I initiated conversation and in the matter of a few minutes I found out how long she had been in the states, where she was from and that she had a son. She was at ease, and I was in peace.

Ok now get this: On the flip, I am laying there on my back all relaxed, my junk was hanging all over the place and suddenly, she starts flicking my balls and giggling. She has a mask on, but I can tell that she was smiling and wanted to play. I look at her and nodded to continue as I sensed she was asking permission. She gave a very nicely performed HJ; she knew what to do and this wasn't her first time. What a surprise! She left, I got dressed and met her at the reception area with a $50 tip. She was very appreciative and asked when I would return. I assured her very soon. Which I will.

To Conclude: Coco reminds me of Angela when she was at Yumi a few months ago. Coco is not as young, not as pretty and not as stacked but very similar. The big difference at Won is the peace and quiet. No interruptions, no disturbances. Coco was totally focused on making me happy and she did. Looks can be deceiving gentlemen, but YMMV.

Regards.

Funny. At one time this place was totally not NOVA but I would stop in every now and again to see if things had changed. In the last year I tried again and had a tallish woman with a nice rack who let me nurse those nice plums and pet the kitty for $60. The next time I saw her no kitty, no nursing and she wanted $80 for a lifted up bra and a handshake. Glad you found a good one. I'll call ahead and ask for her.

[PilotAviator]

A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.

Been enjoying the hobby in the DMV region since the last century (well over 20 years) -- not once, not at any AMP or independent have I asked for nor been offered a receipt.

Seriously? I find it challenging at times to explain all the bottles of water in my car.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.