Strip Club Reports

[Fruit Cake]

Bro are you serious? There are plenty of better options way below $450 all over this review board. I see that PlutoK has pointed you to one of many options. You shouldn't have to resort to paying $420/480 for 15-30 min rushed sessions on nasty "couches" they never clean, in cubicles separated only by curtains. But if you still want to partake in these strip clubs, point is to negotiate down. Way down.

Valley Inn La Puente, ca is a nice place and does hourly rooms, close to Paradise strip club / 605 fwy -Valley exit 45 $ for the hour, I have not used it for escorts or strippers, but I deliver food there all the time. Hell - you can meet a dancer before her night shift there! Ask a dancer of choice see if she's down. Sucks the dance clubs are a RIP OFF!

So readers, Tell me About Tiny? (Synn) any good? (details).

[PelicanT99]

Bro are you serious? There are plenty of better options way below $450 all over this review board. I see that PlutoK has pointed you to one of many options. You shouldn't have to resort to paying $420/480 for 15-30 min rushed sessions on nasty "couches" they never clean, in cubicles separated only by curtains. But if you still want to partake in these strip clubs, point is to negotiate down. Way down.

I completely agree, I negotiate & play the game in strip clubs, and I pay nowhere near as much as guys talk about on this board. I've done the escort thing, and I find it's more hassle & not significantly different money for comparable pussy. Usually more if you're paying for the room. Yeah, you can pay less at Tijuana clubs or with the Asian Crap Shoot bookers (yeah those pics on Candygirls etc. Are "exactly" the girls you actually get LOL), but there are additional "costs" there with the time it takes, being in Mexico, giving the bookers your verification info, ghosting, pimps in the shower, grab & dash, etc. Strip clubs are convenient, anonymous, relatively safe. That has value to me. It's all a matter of preference. But yeah, suckers pay too much in every sex worker context, and the smart mongers figure out what works for them. I'm glad you've found what works for you.

[Monger5614]

Where can you actually get & take a decent escort for less than $450? Hotel room rates in LA County are ridiculous $100+ minimum, and the only hourly place I've found is Pink Cloud (& that place is basically a SW crackhouse with regular LEO visits). I posted asking for other hourly rooms or lower cost options, with absolutely zero response. Plus escort rates have also suffered the GPS & inflation flu. I agree that $200 plus VIP cost is upper range for stripper FS, but come on don't pimp alternatives based on speculation. If you have some specifics, share them. At least strip clubs are easy in. Easy out, fully anonymous & you can inspect your potential purchase before paying. You just have to bargain.

Bro are you serious? There are plenty of better options way below $450 all over this review board. I see that PlutoK has pointed you to one of many options. You shouldn't have to resort to paying $420/480 for 15-30 min rushed sessions on nasty "couches" they never clean, in cubicles separated only by curtains. But if you still want to partake in these strip clubs, point is to negotiate down. Way down.

[PelicanT99]

Got a VIP and it SUCKED, did a dance with a Forum Provider recommend and definitely wasn't as Stated from posts read. : (did I tip? Yes. Did I discuss level of excitement? Sure did. Did it happen?? N. O. P. E. But the other dancers in the cubbies seemed to moan and grownnn, lucky dudes. Next time I'm going to get a Latina style dance. No dark meat for me.

Sorry it sucked for you, but name names so the rest of us don't suffer like you. Who was it? What did she say as a promise of services that wasn't performed? How much did she ask and how much did you ultimately pay?

Remember, this board's for info. Feel free to complain & thanks for warning, but why the hell be vague?? Just spell it out, man.

[SoGood456]

I agree with many recent comments, Synn COI is just not the place to go right now, it's like a low budget version of a rip-off place like 4 play.

Prices are way to high, without even the stellar quality of the pre-Covid A team. Attitude is poor.

Imperial has gotten better, Paradise way better this year. Both now exceed Synn COI in my opinion. I've been to both more than a couple of times recently.

Outside of the Synn chain, other clubs like VIP Cabaret (still generally low mileage) and JetStrip are getting good reports.

With regards to Neptune, she is a gorgeous refugee from Synn COI, now at Paradise and a non-Kim club. You can stack her body up against almost anyone at any club, period. She is skinny but with hefty curves. She can be either low or high mileage. FS is pricey but below $300 a bit. Caveat: not as frisky as some, and I also don't think KingMg would be completely happy with the limited options with her, FS was just the main course, period, for me, but I think she would be a great low mileage, hands rubbing over her wonderful curves 15 minute VIP, for hopefully a sub $100 tip.

Spearmint Rhinos have low mileage dancers willing to please your VIP DANCE quest. Just ask any random dancer and they will point you to the right direction, Synn Club Sucks, to many customers, Paradise Industry is a good place too, Synn dancers are dancing there, now Try Neptune, skinny black girl, she cool and low low mileage, she may be interested.

[KingMg23]

Break down off clubs.

Synn has changes yes and the quality isn't so great.

Dancers I plowed and got DATY & data. Jada, Janelle, Lorena all for $150.

I recommend Miso but $300 is too much. For a dick monster.

Paradise is disgusting if you like old fat dancers like China, Vicki or Shawna. Who have been there since I was a freshmen in high-school. Or pay over prices Kaylani $500 no head or data. Big waste.

Rhino.

I don't know what is the problem.

Brazil I banged outside the club.

Tiny I banged in the club and at her house. No tip required just a dick monster.

Rhino rialto.

I told you Jesse & crystal top sluts there.

I showed you the screen shots from her friend Cookie.

[ExodusPriest]

Hey Fruit Cake, sorry to hear about your bad experience! A lot of this dancers have been ram by so many dudes that most of them are lossy dossy. Who is this dancer that you speak of? And also pm me and I'll share some info on which dancer you might have fun with that aren't that loose in my opinion. Most of the Asian dancers on Synn have been ram by 7 inches and up. Trust me so if you an average joe avoid them it's just going to be a bad time for you. IMO new black dancers have the tightest pussy at Synn.

[PlutoKiller]

Where can you actually get & take a decent escort for less than $450? Hotel room rates in LA County are ridiculous $100+ minimum, and the only hourly place I've found is Pink Cloud (& that place is basically a SW crackhouse with regular LEO visits). I posted asking for other hourly rooms or lower cost options, with absolutely zero response. Plus escort rates have also suffered the GPS & inflation flu. I agree that $200 plus VIP cost is upper range for stripper FS, but come on don't pimp alternatives based on speculation. If you have some specifics, share them. At least strip clubs are easy in. Easy out, fully anonymous & you can inspect your potential purchase before paying. You just have to bargain.

Let me help you out. https://www.candygirlla.com/.

[Fruit Cake]

Did she promise and not deliver? Or was she just not interested in providing what you wanted? YMMV. Always.

Promise no,. Understood my request and reason for A VIP CLEAR AND CLEAR POINT AGREEMENT. . SYNN CLUB IS A MONEY PIT. PARADISE IS BECOMING MY AIM FOR FUN OR SPEARMINT RHINO, WOW I can't BELIEVE I SAID THAT. SYNN ITS HARD TO TALK TO A DANCER WAITRESS BUG, TO MANY CUSTOMERS OVER HEARING your CONVOS, VIP DANCES ARE BUSY AND NOT PRIVATE as I LIKE PARADISE STRAIGHT UP TRUTH.

[Fruit Cake]

So based on this post, sounds like Brazil does not provide good service nor is she asking for reasonable rates. Unlike the repeated posts by KingMg speaking glowingly of her. So what gives?

(Service isn't for small pee, pees. The door crack wasn't a tight fit, and price was not exactly economical to new bezz) I'm shy, so keep that in mind so, to service varys per person).

[CaseyX]

Got a VIP and it SUCKED, did a dance with a Forum Provider recommend and definitely wasn't as Stated from posts read. : (did I tip? Yes. Did I discuss level of excitement? Sure did. Did it happen?? N. O. P. E. But the other dancers in the cubbies seemed to moan and grownnn, lucky dudes. Next time I'm going to get a Latina style dance. No dark meat for me.

Did she promise and not deliver? Or was she just not interested in providing what you wanted? YMMV. Always.

[Fruit Cake]

Got a VIP and it SUCKED, did a dance with a Forum Provider recommend and definitely wasn't as Stated from posts read. : (did I tip? Yes. Did I discuss level of excitement? Sure did. Did it happen?? N. O. P. E. But the other dancers in the cubbies seemed to moan and grownnn, lucky dudes. Next time I'm going to get a Latina style dance. No dark meat for me.

[PelicanT99]

I'm gonna assume these prices don't include the room prices. 200 (320 for 15 min /380 for 30 min after room prices) is still too high. These thots can be had for less. At these rates, you might as well visit escorts for more comfortable beds and longer sessions. And hope you never make the mistake of paying 300 (420/480) again. Lets not spoil these girls.

Where can you actually get & take a decent escort for less than $450? Hotel room rates in LA County are ridiculous $100+ minimum, and the only hourly place I've found is Pink Cloud (& that place is basically a SW crackhouse with regular LEO visits). I posted asking for other hourly rooms or lower cost options, with absolutely zero response. Plus escort rates have also suffered the GPS & inflation flu. I agree that $200 plus VIP cost is upper range for stripper FS, but come on don't pimp alternatives based on speculation. If you have some specifics, share them. At least strip clubs are easy in. Easy out, fully anonymous & you can inspect your potential purchase before paying. You just have to bargain.

[Monger5614]

Gents, I will say that reading to some of you help me to be more firm about my negotiation with some of these hoes.

I'm guilty of paying $300 for FS.

But last week I decided I wasn't going to let the hoes determined the price, so when they came to me I told them I only had $200.

The first chick Pixie wasn't interested, even thou I had taken her to the VIP in the past for $250 so I waited until Khalifah came around and she took the $200.

Lesson learned, is their loss if they don't want to come down in price, some one eventually will be smart enough to take the money.

Remember that they are all there for the $$.

I'm gonna assume these prices don't include the room prices. 200 (320 for 15 min /380 for 30 min after room prices) is still too high. These thots can be had for less. At these rates, you might as well visit escorts for more comfortable beds and longer sessions. And hope you never make the mistake of paying 300 (420/480) again. Lets not spoil these girls.

[CaseyX]

Now this is the post of the week. Thanks man. This is the kind of info we need. Less commentary and more info.

It's a discussion forum. Commentary is part of that. But you're right that we need more hard data. Here's my contribution from recent experiences:

Stassi from SR. Tall, white brunette with firm B / Cs that seemed natural. Offered 100/200/300 for HJ / NJ / FS but agreed to 200 for FS. Delivered along with a nice warm up BJ.

Roxanne from Synn. Slim, very pretty Hispanic brunette. Banging body with a great ass and perky B's. Best bod in the club that day. In VIP she was playing defense right away so I assumed that she wasn't into extras and she didn't bite on my not so subtle hints later. Still gave a grade A clean dance. Would repeat as a warm up.

Bre from Synn. Hispanic brunette who looked stacked. Wanted to sit with me so she looked busy. Happily advertised that she'd already made her money for the shift by fucking a couple guys for 150. This was probably the loudest I've heard a girl talking about extras on the floor. But she seemed to be drunk. I didn't partake so I can't confirm.