Massage Parlor Reports

**MrHayness** · 11-20-22 19:17

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place.

I paid a visit last weekend. She asked soft, medium or hard and I adked for hard. She asked if she could walk on my back and did. It was hard alright! Great massage! On the flip I was suprised that she told me to touch her! Did some otc and then utc. I considered asking her to take some off. Maybe next time. The HE was better than normal, she seemed to be getting into it.

The HE seems to be a normal part of the massage. If more were offered I'd take it, but don't expect it. Like 27 CuriousGuyMke said, the physical attention is nice. I'll be back.

**MrHayness** · 11-20-22 19:12

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place.

I paid a visit last weekend. She asked soft, medium or hard and I adked for hard. She asked if she could walk on my back and did. It was hard alright! Great massage! On the flip I was suprised that she told me to touch her! Did some otc and then utc. I considered adking her to take some off. Maybe next time. The HE was better than normal, she seemed to be getting into it. I'll be back.

**CuriousGuyMke** · 11-20-22 18:27

Howdy, Mongers. Been a hot minute since I added my thoughts and experiences so just a couple of quick updates from my recent experiences the last few weeks.

84th & Bluemound: Was pleasantly surprised by this place, which is actually within walking distance for me. Very clean. Very quiet (I know others have had some mixed experiences) but on my two visits, I got a really good massage and an absolutely incredible back-walking (my favorite AMP menu item. Aside from, you know, the obvious) and some good handiwork at the end. Nothing above and beyond to write home about but all around good massage, good finish, good service, good experience. This could be my new go-to and hopefully, once I've developed a rapport, the menu will expand or the service will remain top-notch.

Hales Cornes: Up until Bluemound opened, this had been my regular since it's close to my gym and next to the laundromat I use because I'm too lazy to fix / replace my dryer. It's been slow but steady here. First few visits were kind of standard and methodical, which is to be expected if you're new to a location. But now that I've been there a few times, there's a little bit of comfort / familiarity / trust. Again, there's nothing earth-shattering taking place here. The quality of the massage / body work is decent (and has improved steadily) and the finish, while again, not mind-blowing, is exactly what you're hoping for. Nothing more, nothing less.

I finally wrapped my head around the reality that no matter how much we hope, the options here will always pale in comparison to other markets. My experiences in Phoenix and Atlanta, especially, are the kind of things we can only dream about here. But you know what? That's alright. So while I've usually tried to refrain from being the know-it-all lecturing type, a little free advice to you newbies popping on and thinking you're about to hit the motherlode:

1. You're not walking into a porn movie shoot. It ain't happening.

2. You're not going to see a professional masseuse. Accept it.

3. That said, if you go in with the right mindset of "at the end of the day, my body is getting SOME attention paid to it," relax, enjoy the process (if you can) and not spend the entire session thinking about the ending, you'll still walk out better than you walked in.

4. These people are also people. And they're making a living. Treat them with respect. Again, this isn't a movie or a fantasy. There should be a level of professionalism from both sides. Go in with respect for them and you'll walk out with theirs for you.

That's all I've got for now. Hoping to get back into the swing of things and can offer a little more info after future visits.

**Axel6** · 11-20-22 17:04

Originally Posted by Monopolizr [View Original Post]

Dr. ,

Sweet Nina says she offers Nuru, which is just a nude massage in her shower. Not bad but not exactly what I was expecting. Finished on massage table without nuru gel.

Had a massage with her prior to this and later a FS experience hoping it would be better. Again, just ok.

She looks nothing like the ad pics, but still a pleasant experience.

For the same money I would go back to overpriced Casey. Very sensual. Not sure if nuru is available.

Thanks.

Casey does not offer nuru. Says the gel is too expensive.

**Monopolizr** · 11-20-22 12:23

Dr. ,

Sweet Nina says she offers Nuru, which is just a nude massage in her shower. Not bad but not exactly what I was expecting. Finished on massage table without nuru gel.

Had a massage with her prior to this and later a FS experience hoping it would be better. Again, just ok.

She looks nothing like the ad pics, but still a pleasant experience.

For the same money I would go back to overpriced Casey. Very sensual. Not sure if nuru is available.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

Older massage workers are sent to Milwaukee. If you want younger, you'll need to drive down to the Chicago burbs. Check out the reviews there for Exercise Spa, or Spa Lux.

For body to body there's Casey Caress. A full-figured, now somewhat expensive provider with tons of reviews in the search function. Again, way, way more in Chicago. I did recently notice this one on Twitter. https://twitter.com/OhSweetNina

Looks a little older and thicker on her website. Can't vouch for her personally. Beyond a few girls like that, the most you'll find up here for Nuru is a hood girl willing to squirt some Jergens hand lotion on you for 5 minutes. I had a girl for Nuru years ago, but it was an arrangement I had to work up to with a former dancer. She's long since gone, so I'm in the same boat as you now. We have to improvise in Brew City.

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-18-22 12:22

Originally Posted by SexToyMagic [View Original Post]

Is this offered anywhere in the area? If not what's AMP has younger ladies that offer more then L1. I'll post my results tomorrow. DM if you prefer. Thanks!

Older massage workers are sent to Milwaukee. If you want younger, you'll need to drive down to the Chicago burbs. Check out the reviews there for Exercise Spa, or Spa Lux.

For body to body there's Casey Caress. A full-figured, now somewhat expensive provider with tons of reviews in the search function. Again, way, way more in Chicago. I did recently notice this one on Twitter. https://twitter.com/OhSweetNina

Looks a little older and thicker on her website. Can't vouch for her personally. Beyond a few girls like that, the most you'll find up here for Nuru is a hood girl willing to squirt some Jergens hand lotion on you for 5 minutes. I had a girl for Nuru years ago, but it was an arrangement I had to work up to with a former dancer. She's long since gone, so I'm in the same boat as you now. We have to improvise in Brew City.

**SexToyMagic** · 11-17-22 18:59

Is this offered anywhere in the area? If not what's AMP has younger ladies that offer more then L1. I'll post my results tomorrow. DM if you prefer. Thanks!

**Dr Manhattan** · 11-17-22 11:55

Originally Posted by WRutaWRuta [View Original Post]

So is this Big Red still around? I feel like she is a rite of passage and I'm missing out!

You are not missing much. I saw her roughly 15 years ago for incall at her friends house. A good rite of passage at one point. She was new at the time and went the distance to at least provide a massage. Fast forward 3-5 years, she got heavier, sloppier, and the massage became almost non-existent. I cringe thinking about how she must be now as a provider.

She is better left to the "What Happened To" thread. Memory lane leads on too many people with a false sense of hope.

**WRutaWRuta** · 11-16-22 16:15

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

That was the first trip to Red's. We did everything that day. Was a good sport and gave her daty and had to peel her off the ceiling. She really got off on that and was up for anything. The did her from behind because I didn't want to see her face. Hers ass was loose. Entered shock style and was turned off by how loose it was. She finished me off oral and swallowed the first time.

The second visit I know she wanted more but dang, who is the client? Me or her?

So is this Big Red still around? I feel like she is a rite of passage and I'm missing out!

**LookingForLefty** · 11-16-22 00:16

Originally Posted by GoPack [View Original Post]

If you didn't do anal, how did the rubber get stuck in her ass?

That was the first trip to Red's. We did everything that day. Was a good sport and gave her daty and had to peel her off the ceiling. She really got off on that and was up for anything. The did her from behind because I didn't want to see her face. Hers ass was loose. Entered shock style and was turned off by how loose it was. She finished me off oral and swallowed the first time.

The second visit I know she wanted more but dang, who is the client? Me or her?

**LosingMoney** · 11-14-22 12:34

Originally Posted by GoPack [View Original Post]

If you didn't do anal, how did the rubber get stuck in her ass?

Only answer is it was left from the tavern drunk the night before.

**Go Pack** · 11-14-22 10:03

Originally Posted by LookingForLefty [View Original Post]

Opted for BBBJCIM spit. No anal. Just wanted to get it over with and get the hell out. She wanted to hang out. The experience with her made me feel depressed. She told me she liked to go to bars and pick up men. So I'm just another tavern drunk to her. Maybe if the rubber had not got stuck in her ass I might have been a better time.

If you didn't do anal, how did the rubber get stuck in her ass?

**LookingForLefty** · 11-13-22 22:47

Originally Posted by JvMan [View Original Post]

You are so right. Massaging her is asking for anal. The problem is she doesn't clean up good before it. Angina doesn't either. Only Kendal cleaned her ass well before you enter her ass.

My last visit was in her parents basement. I didn't like that teens were hanging out. Opted for BBBJCIM spit. No anal. Just wanted to get it over with and get the hell out. She wanted to hang out. The experience with her made me feel depressed. She told me she liked to go to bars and pick up men. So I'm just another tavern drunk to her. Maybe if the rubber had not got stuck in her ass I might have been a better time. I think she got remarried and her daughter in law was helping. Sure every woman we see is in a dysfunctional situation. After her I vowed never to stoop that low. I would classify her as a very unhappy sex addict. IMO if there was a good time to be had today we would be reading more about her.

**Iceman20** · 11-13-22 21:05

Stopped in Ping (National west of Sunny Slope) today. Found out it is now Dreamers Spa. Only one 40-50 yo lady. Paid for 1 hour and got exactly 60 minutes even though I was the only customer. Towards the end of the hour, she asked if I wanted more time but since the massage was only so-so with absolutely no teasing or suggestion of extras, I said no. Seems like business is really slow. Nobody else came in while I was there. Her English was marginal and she used her cellphone translation feature when she didn't understand what I was saying. Might repeat if I can't find any place more aaccomodating.

**RedPontiacX** · 11-13-22 15:41

In the area taking care of some business; New Berlin spa not sure if I ever seen any reviews? Stopped in last week 2 girl show both on the couch when I arrived. I met "Coco" the better looking of the two 40+ Pint sized maybe 4 ft 6 in fit with an ass not the typical flat Chinese ass. I used Google translate to explain my trouble pain areas. She put down a pretty good massage head to toe. Great massage skills from start to finish. Enough English to communicate. Door fee $65 hour, standard tip.