Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Nathan, I have to agree. Four or five years ago when HJ was a special treat they had an attractive 35-40 year old that was a magician handling a wand. But in recent years meh. BW gets mentioned every other post but it has a number of ladies skilled at checking your oil and they don't cheat you on the massage either.

LOL, I saw that and did a double take. Had to scroll back a few posts to find the original. My first thought was drive thru HJ. Now there's a novel concept for you Hahaha. Pull up to the speaker."I'll take Linda today for the quickie. " "Sure, would you like a digital anal probe with that?" "Ok, that will be $60 at the window. ".

[Surf5637]

1st time exploring the OC scene, and Newport Nuru has caught my eye. I've been communicating with them through IG to set up an appointment. Does anyone have experience with them? I've seen a couple posts from the past. I understand it's ONLY a Nuru massage? Is this true? I've never had an Nuru massage so I'm very interested. Looks like after donation it is $. 4.

Also, they have options for 1/2 hr, 45 min, 60 minutes. Is it worth the hour or do you finish far less in advanced. Kali was there yesterday and I'm checking who will be there today. Thanks all.

Feel free to PM as well.

[Akaito]

I'm wondering if TLC is still active, I tried texting a few times to no avail.

[Bastard Chorum]

Lyn was booked for the time slot I wanted so asked for who is available and settled on Ramona.

I found Ramona's face only slightly attractive for me. Heavy makeup, thick drawn on (or maybe tattoo'ed) eyebrows, slightly resting duck face, and thick lips (I'm guessing fillers) complete the plastic chola caricature look. 5'5", I would put her in her late 20's, fluent English, man made D's (soft outer layer but you can feel the hard inner implant), thick bubble butt (silicone implants for sure), and shaven pussy. She's latina thicc (fortunately less so than Violet), carries her weight well. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. Three tattoos in total, all on her back, one being a tramp stamp. Looks like she tried to have them removed before as they look faded and incomplete. Friendly enough but not as personable as others. I found her talking about her school aged kid off-putting considering the situation.

As for her massage, no nuru at all. It's just a typical massage using an excessive amount of oil. Ramona massage is on the lighter side and comes off as someone who is pretending to know how to massage. So don't expect too much from her massage. On the flip, she did a bit of teasing and had access everywhere. Only caveat being light FIV only and no DATY. HE was bland and one dimensional. And it didn't help that she sounds like a broken record with her moans throughout. Definitely felt more transactional and going through the motions with her. Considering the tip she wanted was on the higher end of the spectrum for this place I was expecting more. Needless to say that she did not deliver. One and done for me.

$65 to the house for the hour and $160 tip.

[PhilAShow]

That location have terrible services imo. The Beach location is better plus it have a drive-thru.

Nathan, I have to agree. Four or five years ago when HJ was a special treat they had an attractive 35-40 year old that was a magician handling a wand. But in recent years meh. BW gets mentioned every other post but it has a number of ladies skilled at checking your oil and they don't cheat you on the massage either.

[DonkeyPuncha]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

I saw her but she only offered an HJ. Did feel her tits and pussy, but I wanted to fuck her. It seems YMMV with her.

[NathanCross]

Funny. When I want a spicy chicken sandwich, I go to the location on Beach Bl. In Huntington Beach. I didn't realize there was a Popeye's on Westminster, which is much closer to me. I'm more excited by this than I am about Cloud 9. Went to Cloud 9 once, and it was okay. Rooms are curtains as I recall.

That location have terrible services imo. The Beach location is better plus it have a drive-thru.

[LongChorizo]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Thank you Sir. I will pay a visit tomorrow and report.

[AlCapone2006]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

At happy feet. Cock sucked for $80 big tits. Sucked balls dry too.

[Caribe]

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.

LOL! The way some guys have been talking about her, maybe she'll up 2 K's game. Apparently someone boasted getting FS from her. Too old for me, tho.

[Taws6]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

Granted, its been years since I've been to Massage 2000, one & done.

Last time I was there it had the trappings of FS, but my massage gal gave a lame massage sitting down.

And by that the massage girl had a folding chair she sat in next to the table & tried to say that was a massage.

Haven't been back.

[Caribe]

I just read on another "not RM" site that Vietnamese granny Jeniffer got booted from her space at the hair salon in Stanton. For all you Granny Jeniffer lovers, she's now at Massage 2000 on Brookhurst in Anaheim. Never been there so I don't know the hours or entry details.

[Slammer6008]

Slammer, like I told the 19 year old spinner, your box is full.

Is that the one with the twin sister?

[Mel]

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.

Funny. When I want a spicy chicken sandwich, I go to the location on Beach Bl. In Huntington Beach. I didn't realize there was a Popeye's on Westminster, which is much closer to me. I'm more excited by this than I am about Cloud 9. Went to Cloud 9 once, and it was okay. Rooms are curtains as I recall.

[NailBoiz1]

Alright gentlemen, it's been a while and I was in the mood to post something today: Here is some of the places visited in the past weeks:

1. Rose Garden Massage Spa, by Warner and Fairview.

Took one for the team. This is near where my favorite "Eda", prostate queen, used to operate in a nearby medical building. Where is Eda by the way?

Anyway, I took one for the team and rolled the dice. I believe the name of the lady was Loren, along those lines, and she was petite, with nice body, little cuts, but cute. I opted for an hour and just let the things happen naturally. In the middle of the average massage, I starting making moves and she got it. Asked for the flip, and quoted 50 for hand release. I said, no way, 40. We went back and forth and told her it was my birthday, which it was, and said, OK, next time more. When she undressed, oh boy, that tight and small kitty looked too inviting and amazing. She allowed roaming and I said, I want to dine. She asked for more tip and I sad, 20 more, and agreed. That was heavenly taste. I got it all wet and maybe with more cash in had, there are more options. I didn't push because of low on funds, and I was just taking one for the team. 40 entry, and 60 for the experience. Not a bad day.

2. F & C.

Well, I decided to stay away from this place for a long time or even stop going because there is NOTHING more to see there. My favorite Anna is gone. My second favorite Lily from Happy Feet I haven't seen and probably gone. Lucy is not my favorite, so there is no reason, but I still stopped by this place by mistake more than anything. I didn't make an appointment as usual, but stopped by and rolled the dice. I was going to get anyone but Lucy. I asked for Lily just to see if she was available and they said, yes, she is. Took me to the room. In comes Lily, which was a totally different lady, not the Lily I know. So I said, alright, let's take one for the team. She was older and not great looking. She is petite, but I would say maybe a little better looking than Lucy. I asked for a good massage, which she tried. Very below average with no skills. The real LIly was amazing at massage and everything else. The whole package. Any way, this Lily, sucked, not in a good way! I made some moves and she got the hint. She asked for the flip and said $180 FS. I said, "EXCUSE ME". I offered 70 (40 for entry). There was no way I was paying that price. I was about to leave and said, $80, take it or leave it. I am not paying more than that. She said, next time pay more and agreed. The service was so lack luster that I was not even into it. And the worst of all, when she opened her legs, oh my God, there was quite a smell of rubber / period / sweat / latex / men's seeds, etc. A total killer. I shifted my gear to 4 and finished asap. I was out of there like a mad man. I was once more disappointed by this place and not coming back at all. Everything is gone here. I don't recommend no more.

3. Golden HM in Santa Ana / Orange.

This place you must make an appointment and BYO gear. The lady in the front is very nice and does a great massage. I paid for the hour and she took me to the back of the place, and all the time is 1 on 1. She now closes the door and you have complete privacy. YOu must call ahead of time and bring cash. No more card accepted. She does great work with massage, with good relaxing pressure. She has an awesome from behind teasing game. I like how she does it. She offers FS, maybe if you are a known customer. I am not sure if that's the norm. But let me tell you, she DOES NOT LIKE IT. She will do it but she doesn't enjoy it and I rather not do it, honestly. I don't like that feeling. I opt for a BBBJ, or a HE. This time I opted for a HE release. Great back play, teasing, and amazing release. I gave her 80 for everything, total damage. She has a big Bush, just in case. All services offered. Bring your own party hat.

4. 100% Legit Massage: Fountain Thai Massage.

THis is a 100% legit massage, so don't try anything else. I am just recommending a great play for a great massage. These ladies know what they are doing. I paid 65 for an hour of amazing massage. My therapist was Kai, amazing technique and pressure. She completely relaxed my body. I gave a 20 dollar tip. This place plays by the rules, so, just relax and enjoy. I highly recommend this legit place if you are in need of something of that sort.

I am requesting from any old timers, or newbies, a place for prostate play, a good one, or any other place with greek play. I know we all keep our gems far away from people that will f. It up for everyone, so please DM me with any intel. For now, this is all I have. I will come back and report with more. Stay safe out there guys.

A good prostate place is in Westminster and I think it's called Young Cloud 9? It's $40 for entry and $40 for HJ which includes plenty of prostate play. Ots in the same plaza as Popeyes chicken.