Massage Parlor Reports

[Mexidan]

Business card.

[StraightEdge27]

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good place near the VA hospital? I'll be visiting the area soon and looking for a good place to visit. The more bang for your buck the better. PMs are fine. TIA.

[ChgoJJ]

Was in the mood for some big tatas and naughtiness so based on previous reviews took the plunge at Moon and called ahead for Lisa.

I will say she's in her 50's but her face wasn't bad at all. Shoulder length hair kinda curly. Tall but not as tall as I was expecting (I'm a taller guy). She has nice legs but quite a bit of a gut. No ass. Also not as much of a "BBW" as I had read besides her gut. Very pleasant demeanor. Paid $60 at the door. Massage wasn't as good as I was expecting. Wasn't bad. I'd call it a firm body rub.

So the whole time I'm thinking of what I want to do which was BJ, Russian, then see if I could COF. I read she does anything for the right money. Well, on the flip I was surprised when she denied me on BJ (she had no mask on when I entered but kept one on in the massage room BTW). I start to rub the cooch and she laughs and brushes my hand away. So I start jerking while I pull the boobs out. Not as big as I was expecting as many have commented on how big they are, one poster even referring to them as "huge". I would say they are floppy C cups. Big eraser nips. No haggling. I get her to oil up for Russian and busted between them. She finishes up with a light body rub. I give her $80 and was out.

The reason why I describe her in such detail is 1) I was wondering myself before I went and 2) I'm wondering if I actually got Lisa LOL. I mean, she fit the descriptions but the limited menu was surprising. On the way home I was wondering if since I called for Lisa and it was a slow day she just told me that's who she was when I walked in. Or if maybe you have to be a regular to get these menu items I've heard of?

Pretty average experience. Likely would not repeat.

Definitely sounds like you got Lisa. Lisa's boobs are bigger than Apple's boobs, Lisa does have the gut you mentioned, and I have never known Apple to give anything more than L1.

[WalkingHard]

Did you catch a name? I've been looking for a really good massage with some fun. Have seen Carly and can vouch for her fun skills, but not much massage to be had there. Heard there's a blonde girl there and wondering if that's who you saw.

Based upon his description it sounds like he's describing Cindy or Jessica. Both are pretty with fakes and thin, but the shop rotates girls quite often so it could be someone entirely new.

[Sfgop2A]

Any intel on Linda Spa at 4014 and Western or Western Spa at 4616 and Western up in the Lincoln Square area? They both seem like you'd def get at least an L1, but wanted to see if anyone had more info on either?

[BrettSmith]

Hello everyone,

I've been struggling for a while to find a good Latina massage spa, In or near by Chicago area which have better service and nice MT's where at least L1 or L2 is allowed. I guess I'm not asking for too much but I definitely believe that there would be at least one place which I can look out to, and I need help from you guys. Please provide me with any info regarding this. What to expect and what not to and where to go for?

Thanks!

[Chiguyxxx]

Did you catch a name? I've been looking for a really good massage with some fun. Have seen Carly and can vouch for her fun skills, but not much massage to be had there. Heard there's a blonde girl there and wondering if that's who you saw.

Jessica at Ozone gives a very good massage and "fun" is to be had. She's leaving in about 10 days for the winter so act fast. Busty Thai girl but with some real massage skills and very sweet. Treat her right so she wants to come back (when it's a little warmer).

[AcrossTheUnive]

Did you catch a name? I've been looking for a really good massage with some fun. Have seen Carly and can vouch for her fun skills, but not much massage to be had there. Heard there's a blonde girl there and wondering if that's who you saw.

I will share the name based on this logic.

1. I already gave her massage a good review as well as her looks. Most guys will want to see her based on that alone.

2. By me sharing her name I am doing her a favor since larger guys will want to avoid her. Well that is obviously what she wants.

3. The purpose of this forum is for sharing info. I found that spa here so I never would have known to go here if it were not for this forum.

Nancy is the name I remember. Too bad I was not able to get l3 because she could have been my lunch go to girl. I would have probably dropped a small fortune on her. My junk has never damaged any goods as long as I do not go too deep in a shallow hole. That is easy to regulate though. Oh well!

[IPrivate008]

Any recommendations for a thick MILF either white or Latina looking for a decent massage with FS.

[SterlingPNess]

I had a some time between meetings so I figured I would try Ozone based on some good reviews. I hoped for Karly but did not bother to request her. The one I got was small and quite pretty. The massage was fantastic!

Did you catch a name? I've been looking for a really good massage with some fun. Have seen Carly and can vouch for her fun skills, but not much massage to be had there. Heard there's a blonde girl there and wondering if that's who you saw.

[Harbinger147]

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No Discussion about Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males: Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that refers to Homosexuals, Transvestites, Transsexuals or She-Males. This website is about sex between men who were always men and women who were always women. Any person violating this policy will banned immediately.

Sorry, Never really thought this site had rules like that, just that you couldn't post about minors and nasty shit like that. Only because I coulda sworn their used to be a subsection on here for Cw / D. Guess the admins are homophobic themselves. Oh well.

[Jinurso]

Pretty easy to get verified there?

From what I remember, nothing too crazy.

[JamesTChicago]

Did you catch her name? And was she Thai?

I had a some time between meetings so I figured I would try Ozone based on some good reviews. I hoped for Karly but did not bother to request her. The one I got was small and quite pretty. The massage was fantastic! Now I am a solid 220 pound middle aged man that works out every day. I am clean, I was dressed business casual and well groomed. I look Latino. So after the nice massage, it looked promising until she uncovered my junk. While I understand that I am not small, I am also not huge. It was seemingly over with once she saw it. She offered l1, I asked for l3. Nope! I upped the offering. Nope! I tried to assure her that I am gentle (which is 100% true). Nope! I upped a tiny bit more because I really wanted l3. Nope!

We settle on l2 and I am like "screw it, I am here now". So we get ready and then she says covered only. Damn! What ever though. She gets nude after I ask. And I realize that other than her man made top, she is smaller than I thought. It was for me, a perfect body. So I am not pleased but I figure maybe some day would ease the situation. Nope! I almost never climax l2 with a cover. She was no different. After failing to get me there, I ask for hand. She keeps the cover on and after guiding her hand, I finally pop.

I do not know what it is about today but there was obviously some issue that she did not like about me. She even covered my things with the towel. So maybe she though I was that D bag dude secretly recording the AMPs. I am 100% not what she thought. I treat these girls respectfully. I endure the larger member tax. The regular girls that I see would attest that I am very gentle and prefer to get them off more than my own release. Most of them tell me that they really enjoyed it too. I will be nice enough to not mention her name because she really was pretty. I just wanted to give you all half a heads up. I would visit Ozone again but just not with this one. I would likely ask for another girl because I like Thai. For a regular sized guy, no need worry but for plus sized members, you may want to be mindful of the smaller girls here.

It is a shame because I really had good convo going with her before she saw it. I have been with smaller chick's that really enjoyed me too but whatever. She is hot though!

Until next time gents.

[Degen123]

I got a PM asking about whether I ever saw Laura at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. I said no but she was on my to do list. Then I did a search for reviews of Laura and read someone else's review mentioning L1 in RCG and that's when I remembered that I did see her. She was just so unmemorable that I forgot.

She looked good but had no personality at all. She reminded me of one of those girls you see at a red light district. They're really hot and look great in lingerie but they see so many men passing by that they are completely disengaged. Normally I'm really good at getting a girl out of her shell but with Laura I had absolutely nothing. No real conversation, she didn't take any of my bait (where I'll say something crazy to get some engagement going like "just got back from skydiving" and she said "oh cool") It was just nothing.

I don't think anything was on the menu but L1, but I was so disinterested I didn't ask. Yeah, nothing there at all. That's why I forgot about her. The thing that triggered my recollection was the RCG L1. She did that with me too. At first I thought it was kind of hot, but it was so mechanical I started thinking she did that because she didn't have to look at the guy and could just wander off to wherever her soul goes when she's mechanically jacking off the next guy there.

Definitely one of the better looking girls there but no interest in ever seeing her again.

Pretty easy to get verified there?

[Jinurso]

After teasing her for weeks and never seeing her on the schedule Natalie finally appeared on the CLM website (Chicagolandbodyrubs.com). I wanted my Monday to start with a bang so I booked right away because her photos were hot. So hot I was worried it wasn't her and I was ripe for disappointment. Nothing to worry about, those pics are her and they are accurate. She wasn't quite as glammed up in real life but there's no question it's her. She's a sexy 20-something with goth porcelain skin and red hair. She looks like all those Instagram girls you jerk off to. Great body too. Petite but not skinny, perky butt. Great personality. She's a bubbly all American, textbook Gen Z girl. Depending on how old you are, she's your daughter's cool best friend who you know is probably a bad influence on her, but you're cool with it because you want to fuck her.

Speaking of fucking her, she even has a not outrageous upcharge for FS. $200. Considering what old ladies like Sandra ask for it, that's an absolute steal.

So she's the most perfect woman to ever appear at CLM, right? Well, almost. The one big caveat to all of this is that she is a total newbie to sex work. Like total newbie. She gets freaked out really easily by any bodily fluid contact. So no DFK, no LFK, she shied away from DATY. She basically went from the massage (which wasn't bad for an amateur) to the condom to FS. Nothing in between. The CFS itself felt incredible. She's really tight. You could feel her pussy through the condom, which was nice. She has a little pussy, so it makes your cock look monsterous going in and out. I felt all kinds of guilty things watching it. The only weird thing was that she told me to pull out before I came, which is odd since I was covered. I thought for a minute that maybe the condom broke and she felt it, which would explain why I felt so much warmth from her. But it was intact when I pulled out. It was just her newbie paranoia.

She's a great addition to the CLM roster, even with the quirks. She has A TON of potential. She's like a glammed up version of Mia minus Mia's freakiness. But after talking to her, I could see that she has that side to her in her personal life. That means it could come out of her if we are kind, patient, and treat her well.

So please be kind, patient and treat her well. Keep it vanilla for now. She's a potential gem.