Massage Parlor Reports

[Happy Guy 2]

Hello,

So I had some free time this weekend and decided to try one of the independents I had not a chance to sample yet. I noticed an ad for Vandara, she quickly replied, and we were on.

The good: Well, she did have some very nice knockers as so well described by the much esteemed Frankie Digitola, and did bring them out to play. Also, the massage was really good, she worked on my tight calves and thighs, gave me a very professional head to toe massage, and that part of the session was quite nice.

The bad: She had a mask on the whole time, although I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. She broke out the negotiations at the flip, which is always a turn off, and I found myself committing to more than I had intended. Eighty dollars later, she took her top off but only offered limited touching and nothing more. So the finish ended up being a fairly pleasant but overly expensive hand job. I left feeling cheated, which put a sour taste on my happy ending.

I think she has enough of a customer base that she feels like she can phone it in on the extras, I would not recommend, nor do I think I will return which is a bummer since there are many positives about her.

Be safe.

--BE.

Vandera: I have posted a very uninspiring review and would never repeat. I can't see how she stays in business. Just no sex appeal to me.

Waste of time and money.

HG.

[TheOuroboros]

Had an hour to kill after work and was along bull run and decided to pull into an office park that had two massage parlors in them. Dadi massage and top massage.

I actually checked out DADI first but when I entered the place it was a ghost town. I waited in the lobby to see if anyone would come out and greet me but nobody did. So I ventured further in and found a door slightly ajar and caught wind of a old Chinese woman giving a massage to a gentleman inside. I turned around and dipped. I figure anyone whose going to give a massage with the door open wouldn't be prone to giving me what I wanted so I decided to try the other MP instead and went to top across the street.

The reality is I should have skipped both but I went against my gut feeling and decided to get a 30 min massage at Top. This place has rooms that do not have a door but instead a curtain slide so I really should have backed out and went on my way home but the older Chinese lady who lead me into the room was skinny with long dark hair. A black t shirt and jeans, Sporting a fairly stacked rack. Despite the wrinkles and the mask she had on I could tell she was pretty. So I opted in for a medium massage.

20 min go by and then she starts a soft touch and begins teasing the balls. It was enough stimulation to turn me on so I flip and she begins teasing me again by avoiding my erection and running her hands up and down my legs instead. I guess she was waiting for me to make the first move so I guided her hands toward junior when she stopped and asked me how much. Man nothing takes the wind from your sails then when they ask you to just stop mid fantasy and pay up. I countered by gauging her asking price and if I had water in my mouth I surely would have spat it out into her face when she gave me her answer.

For a 30 min massage and tug after giving her. 4 for the hh she wanted. 8 more for the HE. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and politely asked her if the. 8 would include her taking off her clothes. Fully nude HJ while I play with her body would be the only way I would match her asking price. But nope she refused and said that. 8 would be for a fully clothed HJ with no possibility of roaming. Who in the right mind would even consider that.? Without a doubt I can find a place down the street that would offer a whole lot more for the same price. I told her she's out of her mind and asked her to just finish the massage and forget the ending. She then said she would do it for. 6 and I told her that's still a rip off and that at this point I wouldn't even take her up on it. 4. I was completley turned off. She tried to get me back in the mood with soft touch caressing on my stomach and legs but the flame had already died. I left her. 1 tip to shut her up as I was leaving, never to return again.

Sadly I didn’t have the time to scope out other places in the area so I went home with blue balls instead

[TheOuroboros]

This might fit better under the OPSEC forum, but mine was from an MP, so decided to share this reminder.

About a month ago, I visited an MP and absent-mindedly put receipt in pocket. Wife was about to do laundry and I forgot about it until I saw her going through pockets. Was able to offer to help and check my pants. Luckily, I was able to locate and hide receipt without her noticing.

Since then, I make sure to destroy and trash them before leaving MP. Seems like a common sense thing, but when little head is taking charge, the bigger head gets forgetful.

Happy hunting.

A provider I used to do BBFS with had the IUD removed and so I had to switch to using condoms. Well in order to avoid trouble since she worked in a fairly legit MP she had me take home the souvenirs to discard at my leisure. Well one day after finishing the deed I had a work emergency and completley forgot about the magical napkin shoved away in my pants pocket. Me man. Me idiot. Needless to say come laundry day the wife found my little gift and left it right on the counter for me to see when I got home from work.

I'm still in the dog house for that one.

Needless to say my days of monger exploration have slowed to a crawl. I still get out every now and then but I have to play it extremely careful. Receipts and other trinkets are emptied from my pockets before I dare set foot in the door.

[Member #6802]

I have seen her 3 times now and it was a great experience each time. She is in her late-20's and looks it. I would highly recommend her.

Any contact information or link you're willing to share?

[Member #6802]

This might fit better under the OPSEC forum, but mine was from an MP, so decided to share this reminder.

About a month ago, I visited an MP and absent-mindedly put receipt in pocket. Wife was about to do laundry and I forgot about it until I saw her going through pockets. Was able to offer to help and check my pants. Luckily, I was able to locate and hide receipt without her noticing.

Since then, I make sure to destroy and trash them before leaving MP. Seems like a common sense thing, but when little head is taking charge, the bigger head gets forgetful.

Happy hunting.

[DecentManhood]

I have seen her 3 times now and it was a great experience each time. She is in her late-20's and looks it. I would highly recommend her.

I see she quotes SS. 6 for a hour, it's hard to tell what can be included, does that amount cover more than a hand shake? Does she up charge after the flip? Thank you.

[Barkeater]

Hello,

So I had some free time this weekend and decided to try one of the independents I had not a chance to sample yet. I noticed an ad for Vandara, she quickly replied, and we were on.

The good: Well, she did have some very nice knockers as so well described by the much esteemed Frankie Digitola, and did bring them out to play. Also, the massage was really good, she worked on my tight calves and thighs, gave me a very professional head to toe massage, and that part of the session was quite nice.

The bad: She had a mask on the whole time, although I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing. She broke out the negotiations at the flip, which is always a turn off, and I found myself committing to more than I had intended. Eighty dollars later, she took her top off but only offered limited touching and nothing more. So the finish ended up being a fairly pleasant but overly expensive hand job. I left feeling cheated, which put a sour taste on my happy ending.

I think she has enough of a customer base that she feels like she can phone it in on the extras, I would not recommend, nor do I think I will return which is a bummer since there are many positives about her.

Be safe.

--BE.

[WalkerC]

Any of you frequenting any spots where the girls actually like to kiss during the session and who are good at it? I really enjoy it when I can get a nice sensual HE or more with a girl who doesn't shy away from some lip and tongue action. Let me know what you've run into recently.

I've been told both Angie and Sandra at FHOH.

[RickKrungThep]

The place referenced now has only been open about 2 months. The place you reference with a electric sign in the window has been there a long time and is totally legitimate. The new place is in a different adjoining building, and has no window sign, and only has a paper sign taped to the door. Either way, one appears to be legitimate and the other is a rip off joint with false advertising.

Thanks for the clarification Harley. When I double-checking using maps it showed the street view of what looked liked the place I had been. Of course the complex has the same architecture throughout. I guess I am spoiled from living overseas where the photos are the ladies working in the establishment. I do recall when I got back here in 2018 going to Smooth Water based on photos and what a shock when a grandmother quickly put me in a room, of which I quickly walked out to my car. When I asked where are the girls in the photos, she said those are just photos. Lesson learned.

[EDog65]

Some girls will kiss. The only ones I have come across that kiss and do it well have been long time relations. Sometimes the variety is cool but the familiar girl that knows what you like and you know her can be a fun ordeal. These are the ones that have been comfortable enough to kiss and do a nice real GFE for me. None on a first visit or two.

Good advice. Thanks.

[Big Daddy Don]

Any of you frequenting any spots where the girls actually like to kiss during the session and who are good at it? I really enjoy it when I can get a nice sensual HE or more with a girl who doesn't shy away from some lip and tongue action. Let me know what you've run into recently.

Some girls will kiss. The only ones I have come across that kiss and do it well have been long time relations. Sometimes the variety is cool but the familiar girl that knows what you like and you know her can be a fun ordeal. These are the ones that have been comfortable enough to kiss and do a nice real GFE for me. None on a first visit or two.

[Harley Dude 29]

Thanks for your post. I went to this place before the pandemic once. I never know when I am going to have "free" time so calling for an appt is not something I usually do. I was passing by this place and had often seen the neon sign on, which I thought was odd given that this complex is mostly lawyers, dentists, etc so close to the courthouse. I did get a very good massage from a Chinese woman who was at most 35. She was attractive and professional but not flirty at all. There was no HE or anything else offered. My bad back did feel temporary relief. Having worked in China a few times on consulting gigs, I get that Communism has destroyed all semblance of customer service with a smile. During the pandemic I stopped by and an older lady opened the door and told me I must call for an appointment. The next few times I did, they did not answer the phone. So I crossed them off my list. Those photos are always a sign to me that they younger the photo is, the older the actual MT will be. I have lived and learned from TOFTT and reading the reviews and frustrations of the gentlemen here. I am grateful. Since the pandemic is more or less over, I have been over tipping since I know these ladies had some down time, and also fewer customers. I also now over tip wait staff for the same reason. Trying to keep the universe in balance the best I can.

The place referenced now has only been open about 2 months. The place you reference with a electric sign in the window has been there a long time and is totally legitimate. The new place is in a different adjoining building, and has no window sign, and only has a paper sign taped to the door. Either way, one appears to be legitimate and the other is a rip off joint with false advertising.

[PuntaJaco43]

Is the Four Seasons where your present ATF, Connie, is the same place you previously wrote about meeting the 2 witches?

Rhino.

Yes! And, as I had mentioned in that Witches post, I returned to see if I could do better. In doing so I met a nice spinner, maybe 50 years old. She has provided me a very sensual experience these last few visits. I have been delaying a review as I want to savior the experience a little longer.

Best to be persistent in this game, you may get lucky occasionally just like our fellow hobbyist that visited Angel and Pine on Blake Lane just recently.

One thing I would like to mention about the Four Seasons: One of the Witches got fired. Connie is new, and very nice lady, I treat her well and she reciprocates but YMMV.

Regards.

[Rhinopole]

Is the Four Seasons where your present ATF, Connie, is the same place you previously wrote about meeting the 2 witches?

Rhino.

Over the weekend, after a long early morning run, I had the desire to see my new ATF, Connie at The Four Seasons in Annandale. I needed some love, but on the drive out I was feeling worn down and tired and what I truly desired and needed was a real massage. I could do with someone to rub and knead, to loosen up the tension in my legs and gluts, someone that was a real masseuse that would make me cry from the pressure exerted by strong and expertly placed hands.

So, I decided to pass on Connie. I keep driving past and headed for Won Massage just a few blocks down on the right. Won is nestled in the middle of a small and cozy strip mall. I had never been there before, but I remember reading a post that mentioned this Chinese AMP. Its hard to search the Forum for this place because the system, as some have found out, will not allow a three-letter search..

[JackGolfer53]

This was a first but recently a provider, who I had never met, reached out to me. Said her name is Darin, friends with Alexa who I had seen a few times in the past. Anyone know of her?

Aside from that, are there any legit spas with girls younger than 35? Massage skills would be preferred, but so long as their are young pretty girls then I would be good with it.

I have seen her 3 times now and it was a great experience each time. She is in her late-20's and looks it. I would highly recommend her.