Massage Parlor Reports

[LongChorizo]

Alright gentlemen, it's been a while and I was in the mood to post something today: Here is some of the places visited in the past weeks:

1. Rose Garden Massage Spa, by Warner and Fairview.

Took one for the team. This is near where my favorite "Eda", prostate queen, used to operate in a nearby medical building. Where is Eda by the way?

Anyway, I took one for the team and rolled the dice. I believe the name of the lady was Loren, along those lines, and she was petite, with nice body, little cuts, but cute. I opted for an hour and just let the things happen naturally. In the middle of the average massage, I starting making moves and she got it. Asked for the flip, and quoted 50 for hand release. I said, no way, 40. We went back and forth and told her it was my birthday, which it was, and said, OK, next time more. When she undressed, oh boy, that tight and small kitty looked too inviting and amazing. She allowed roaming and I said, I want to dine. She asked for more tip and I sad, 20 more, and agreed. That was heavenly taste. I got it all wet and maybe with more cash in had, there are more options. I didn't push because of low on funds, and I was just taking one for the team. 40 entry, and 60 for the experience. Not a bad day.

2. F & C.

Well, I decided to stay away from this place for a long time or even stop going because there is NOTHING more to see there. My favorite Anna is gone. My second favorite Lily from Happy Feet I haven't seen and probably gone. Lucy is not my favorite, so there is no reason, but I still stopped by this place by mistake more than anything. I didn't make an appointment as usual, but stopped by and rolled the dice. I was going to get anyone but Lucy. I asked for Lily just to see if she was available and they said, yes, she is. Took me to the room. In comes Lily, which was a totally different lady, not the Lily I know. So I said, alright, let's take one for the team. She was older and not great looking. She is petite, but I would say maybe a little better looking than Lucy. I asked for a good massage, which she tried. Very below average with no skills. The real LIly was amazing at massage and everything else. The whole package. Any way, this Lily, sucked, not in a good way! I made some moves and she got the hint. She asked for the flip and said $180 FS. I said, "EXCUSE ME". I offered 70 (40 for entry). There was no way I was paying that price. I was about to leave and said, $80, take it or leave it. I am not paying more than that. She said, next time pay more and agreed. The service was so lack luster that I was not even into it. And the worst of all, when she opened her legs, oh my God, there was quite a smell of rubber / period / sweat / latex / men's seeds, etc. A total killer. I shifted my gear to 4 and finished asap. I was out of there like a mad man. I was once more disappointed by this place and not coming back at all. Everything is gone here. I don't recommend no more.

3. Golden HM in Santa Ana / Orange.

This place you must make an appointment and BYO gear. The lady in the front is very nice and does a great massage. I paid for the hour and she took me to the back of the place, and all the time is 1 on 1. She now closes the door and you have complete privacy. YOu must call ahead of time and bring cash. No more card accepted. She does great work with massage, with good relaxing pressure. She has an awesome from behind teasing game. I like how she does it. She offers FS, maybe if you are a known customer. I am not sure if that's the norm. But let me tell you, she DOES NOT LIKE IT. She will do it but she doesn't enjoy it and I rather not do it, honestly. I don't like that feeling. I opt for a BBBJ, or a HE. This time I opted for a HE release. Great back play, teasing, and amazing release. I gave her 80 for everything, total damage. She has a big Bush, just in case. All services offered. Bring your own party hat.

4. 100% Legit Massage: Fountain Thai Massage.

THis is a 100% legit massage, so don't try anything else. I am just recommending a great play for a great massage. These ladies know what they are doing. I paid 65 for an hour of amazing massage. My therapist was Kai, amazing technique and pressure. She completely relaxed my body. I gave a 20 dollar tip. This place plays by the rules, so, just relax and enjoy. I highly recommend this legit place if you are in need of something of that sort.

I am requesting from any old timers, or newbies, a place for prostate play, a good one, or any other place with greek play. I know we all keep our gems far away from people that will f. It up for everyone, so please DM me with any intel. For now, this is all I have. I will come back and report with more. Stay safe out there guys.

[Nice Guy 99]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.
Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.
On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

Wow! What a change. First time I got 69 & BBFS.

[Mhsm2014]

Anybody been here in the past couple of months? It looked like it was shut down but now according to Rmaps it's open again. Has anyone been in the past couple of months? I used to really enjoy this place and I'd go back if it was the same owner and crew.

Also I haven't seen anyone mention it in a while so I'll ask the obligatory question about 440 Fair. What is the situation like there lately?

Thanks in advance.

[PhilAShow]

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

Slammer, like I told the 19 year old spinner, your box is full.

[Slammer6008]

Great review!!

She probably just does her regular customers. She used to do it all. I only go maybe 3 times a year.

[Gassser]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

Great review!!

[Bastard Chorum]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

[PhilAShow]

You received a blow job at Massage Envy? Wow, lets go Brandon inflation has massage envy staff doing extras now? Wow. Just wow.

CubeBrick, love the user name. But when you read something like this the first thing you need to do is check who wrote it. I know AC is a killer with the ladies but I'd wait to buy that monthly membership.

[CubeBrick]

Goto massage envy on harbor. A girl named linda sucks dry for $100.

White girl. But hey it's better than an old lady.

You received a blow job at Massage Envy? Wow, lets go Brandon inflation has massage envy staff doing extras now? Wow. Just wow.

[GDawg112]

Regarding the Spanish news papers. The girls advertising rarely use their pictures. Usually the "Madura" (mature) ladies do.

If you don't read Spanish you'll have a hard time navigating the paper.

If you don't speak Spanish You'll have a hard time with the ladies because they are afraid of LEO and usually cater to their community for safety.

The above being said if you make an appointment, date (cita) you'll find the women are very nice. They are the average Latina women you'll see on the street or North Gate market. English is ok or limited.

Most are not professionals but single mom's in general trying to make ends meet. They work a few weekdays while the kids are in school. Their families think they are working cleaning hotels or houses.

Most will work for 20 min or 30 min. They want to get you in and out quickly for turn over. Nothing porn star. I have gotten to know some quite well in the past and they have turned into GFE sessions.

Now regarding sharing info on these women I don't. I made the mistake of doing that years ago to a gal I would see. She got bombarded with so many "Gringos" That she didn't understand that she changed her burner phone. She thought LEO had gotten her number and was trying to set her up.

The paper is easy to navigate. Yes most of those girls provide. If you notice the adds repeat on other pages.

The girls usually work in pairs. Pick one the other waits in the bathroom. Safety.

Good hunting!

Quick question have you ever had a bad experience with these ladies? Like do they blackmail and shit like that? Just curious.

[SCJohn]

Experimented on a place in Laguna Hills on Triton Way. Gave 60 to MMS for the hhr and she was the one to give me a massage. Seemed like she was the only one there. She's probably early 40's and not bad looking at all. The massage was weak and you could tell it was just for show. On the flip, she wanted 150 tip for a HE and 250 for CFS. The big head took over and was not having any of that, got the rest of my massage and went home.

Triton Way has been there for over 10 years. I had a similar bad experience. Never heard of anyone who had a great experience. Don't know how they survive.

[Anontt6]

Experimented on a place in Laguna Hills on Triton Way. Gave 60 to MMS for the hhr and she was the one to give me a massage. Seemed like she was the only one there. She's probably early 40's and not bad looking at all. The massage was weak and you could tell it was just for show. On the flip, she wanted 150 tip for a HE and 250 for CFS. The big head took over and was not having any of that, got the rest of my massage and went home.

[MassageTourist]

Tourist,

I've had appointments with many of the BW MTs. They all give above average massage. They will tailor their massage if you have a particular issue, such as back pain, neck pain. If you get one of the regular deals (check the price card on the left side of the plastic screen) you will also get hot stones and a salt scrub of your feet. If you don't want those just tell the MT. Most understand very basic English. If it's a little more complex, like "the left side of my neck hurts", just ask the person at the front desk to translate and tell the MT. You'll get a HJ every time and most of them are VERY good at it. As far as anal stimulation most will do it but if they tell you to flip and you haven't had it just ask if they can massage you back there.

Prices at BW are reasonable, the girls are very uniform in their services and they won't short you on minutes. Have fun!

NG99.

Thanks for the info. I feel like I saw your posts about BW when I did my research which made me take the plunge. Definitely going again, unless that rumor about LE is true. I feel like that was the week I went too.

[Nice Guy 99]

Went there for the first time 3 weeks ago looking for a spot for a legit massage with HE. I forgot the name of my MT but she was probably in her 40's, wearing a mask the whole time. Asked if it was my first time and I said yes. It was a good massage, definitely better than most AMPs. After working on my back, she got a hot towel and wiped the shit out of my ass (I was raising it up as well to signal that I'm fine with it). I was like, "okay". Then when it came to the flip I find out why, I get a surprise prostate milking. My first time ever, and I'm adventurous so I let it happen. It was totally great and kind of spoiled it a bit and now wondering if I'm fine with a regular HJ now. Was wondering if this happens to everyone who goes there? Also as I was walking in, I saw a younger lady who was looking as I walked by and she looked cute, is there a known spinner there? Does she offer the same services?.

Tourist,

I've had appointments with many of the BW MTs. They all give above average massage. They will tailor their massage if you have a particular issue, such as back pain, neck pain. If you get one of the regular deals (check the price card on the left side of the plastic screen) you will also get hot stones and a salt scrub of your feet. If you don't want those just tell the MT. Most understand very basic English. If it's a little more complex, like "the left side of my neck hurts", just ask the person at the front desk to translate and tell the MT. You'll get a HJ every time and most of them are VERY good at it. As far as anal stimulation most will do it but if they tell you to flip and you haven't had it just ask if they can massage you back there.

Prices at BW are reasonable, the girls are very uniform in their services and they won't short you on minutes. Have fun!

NG99.

[Bastard Chorum]

At Haven Spa.

Pretty face, relatively large eyes, slightly high cheekbones, tall nose, and photogenic smile. Classic pretty Latina facial features. Fluent English. 5"7", I would say she's mid-20's, humongous natural DD's, phat ass, and pussy has stubble. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos that I could find. Here's the thing, she's a BIG girl. I would bet my left nut she's north of 250 lbs on the scale. Sure, I like my women plumb and curvy but her rotundity profile exceeds what I deem and can tolerate as attractive. If I have to DIG into your ass to find your pussy when you're on your stomach laying down, that's where I have to draw the line. On the other hand, she's quite personable, easy to talk to, and upbeat.

Violet gives what I like to call a nuru-lite nuru. Plasters oil all over her body and yours and performs slip and slide motions along your back. Image her using an ab roller on your back. Sounds dreadful and suffocating but she controls the weight on you pretty well and her massive tits and overflowing flesh conforms to your back providing optimal skin to skin contact for a warm, weighty, and arousing sensation. Later she'll do the same but only with her hands along your whole body. The technique and form is nice but I wish she would incorporate more variation that's more akin to actual nuru. She did the same after the flip. She wanted an extra $100 for CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't go through with it with that body type. But she was pretty much all access regardless. Breast play was the highlight for me with her. I would say that she's one of the largest naturals I had the pleasure to play with. She was responsive to DATY and FIV, getting very wet. Had her finish me off with alternate strong long strokes and jackhammer.

Violet has a great personality, amazing tits, and extras to spare. I won't be repeating but those that love their women extra large, she's the one for you guys.

$65 to the house for the hour and $120 for nuru massage and HE.