Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveLuvGirls]

First thanks to the awesome thread. My visit to Seattle is coming to an end and running out of time here I chose a visit to Pinee for my maybe only chance I get. Car in the parking lot when get there and I'm think my chances of seeing the famous YoYo just got cut in half. Walk in I see this super cutie and I instantly want her to be my masseuse. She says you ok to wait and I'm like sure, definitely not leaving now, little head has done made claim. So as I sit there I put two and two together and I know there are now two people in here besides me and one car. I'm thinking some cool dudes came in together and I'm prepping for the awkward three way high five transition. So who I now know is Lisa and YoYo are running around and something seems off. Lisa goes into a room I thought was empty so now I know there's a third person. As I'm sitting there a woman patron comes out and I'm like whoa. Guess women need theirs too, but she doesn't leave, she sits on the couch next to me. Now I'm like holy shit this is getting good, this chick is waiting on her husband who by now YoYo has switched into the "dress" and in there with husband. This is getting interesting. So out leaves single guy by himself as wife and I sit there. Wife looks pissed. Yoyo peeks out and sees wife sitting there kissed and ducks back into room. Dude didn't even get a chance to get throbbed I'm pretty sure before he is back out in the lobby with that oh shit look into his wife eyes. She starts going off. Yo-yo rushes me to room and I'm trying to guess how much time I got to get in and get out before pushed off wife shows up with LEO wanting to complain. But little head said forget that we are going to roll the dice to enjoy a full relaxing time with this cutie Yoyo and if we end up with mug shots at least I wore my good shirt and I'm looking good. Had the greatest time with you, thanks to Aussie I didn't rush the massage and got a great massage with an amazing Encore. She is amazing and beautiful.

What did this chick look like? Sounds like maybe you should have offered to make her feel a little better, haha.

[AuroraGuy69]

I've gone there several times for a rub and tug. Decent massage and good HJ. They also like to play with the booty hole. Not my thing, so I always have to stop them, but to each his own.

I've never gotten them to expand the menu beyond that. So if you are looking for FS, this might not be your place.

Oooooh are they semi attractive? MMS says two girls working.

[AmericanScott]

Always good info thank you! I'm down south today so I'll check it out. Ever been to Zhang Juan spa in Edgewood Milton? It's in an old motel type strip mall. Secluded ish.

I've gone there several times for a rub and tug. Decent massage and good HJ. They also like to play with the booty hole. Not my thing, so I always have to stop them, but to each his own.

I've never gotten them to expand the menu beyond that. So if you are looking for FS, this might not be your place.

[AmericanScott]

Labellas had one "girl" working yesterday. Tho it's been decades since she was a girl. Way too weathered for this game. I was polite but noped out of there fast.

Went to Labellas yesterday (Wednesday), and yeah. You made the right call. The only girl working was Ashley. She was in her mid to late 40's IMHO. She wore a lot of make up. So she could be in her 50's and the makeup mader her look younger, or she could have been in her late 30's and the caked on make up made her look older. She is very thing, with perky, young looking B cups. Nice nipples, and pretty, well maintained kitty.

Her massage skills were nonexistent. Her CBJ was horrendous. She took forever to put on the cover, licked the cover some, and never really even tried to suck. Then she kept spitting like she never tasted a rubber before.

Then came the FS, and it was more of that "you too big" bs. I tried to go in soft in mish, but she kept pushing me back with her feet, acting like I was murdering her when I wasn't even in, only letting me barely get the head in. Then I tried CG to see if she would do it better when she was in control. Nope. The doggy, where I finally got all the way in. I was nice and snug, but I have definitely felt tighter. But after two strokes, she jumped up and said it hurt. Too much. By this point my dick was getting pissed with her.

At one point, she had to go to the door. Aussie, was that you? If so, thanks. Gave me time to formulate an exit strategy.

When she came back, I was still hard as a rock, so she stroked it a little bit, but even that was bad. I could have finished, but I decided I didn't want to waste an orgasm on that lame outing. I took back 60 of the 160 I had given her for FS. Peaced out to NB Massage to see Mia. I'll post a summary of that visit separately.

[AuroraGuy69]

I texted Kiki. She said she's in LA. Hopefully back soon.

KK is still at Lotus. After only 2 visits she's my new current fav for a sweet, slow, sensual honeymoon session (Tina was my previous go-to when I want that). Not a second felt rushed. I brought my own ultra-thin cover and gifted her a bottle of Astroglide silicone. Still a vice grip but better accessories made for an even better visit. That all natural body. She is to honeymoon sex what Yoyo is to porn fantasy sex. That tight box can milk it out at low speed. Add Emma in for "enthusiastic girlfriend sport fuck" and you have the current Holy Trinity of Pierce County AMP princesses.

Always good info thank you! I'm down south today so I'll check it out. Ever been to Zhang Juan spa in Edgewood Milton? It's in an old motel type strip mall. Secluded ish.

[AussieFury]

Good call. Was going to check it out today LOL do you know where Kiki is at now.

Edit looks like you said pinee

I texted Kiki. She said she's in LA. Hopefully back soon.

KK is still at Lotus. After only 2 visits she's my new current fav for a sweet, slow, sensual honeymoon session (Tina was my previous go-to when I want that). Not a second felt rushed. I brought my own ultra-thin cover and gifted her a bottle of Astroglide silicone. Still a vice grip but better accessories made for an even better visit. That all natural body. She is to honeymoon sex what Yoyo is to porn fantasy sex. That tight box can milk it out at low speed. Add Emma in for "enthusiastic girlfriend sport fuck" and you have the current Holy Trinity of Pierce County AMP princesses.

[AuroraGuy69]

Labellas had one "girl" working yesterday. Tho it's been decades since she was a girl. Way too weathered for this game. I was polite but noped out of there fast.

Good call. Was going to check it out today LOL do you know where Kiki is at now.

Edit looks like you said pinee

[AussieFury]

Labellas had one "girl" working yesterday. Tho it's been decades since she was a girl. Way too weathered for this game. I was polite but noped out of there fast.

[KitWalker1967]

First thanks to the awesome thread. My visit to Seattle is coming to an end and running out of time here I chose a visit to Pinee for my maybe only chance I get. Car in the parking lot when get there and I'm think my chances of seeing the famous YoYo just got cut in half. Walk in I see this super cutie and I instantly want her to be my masseuse. She says you ok to wait and I'm like sure, definitely not leaving now, little head has done made claim. So as I sit there I put two and two together and I know there are now two people in here besides me and one car. I'm thinking some cool dudes came in together and I'm prepping for the awkward three way high five transition. So who I now know is Lisa and YoYo are running around and something seems off. Lisa goes into a room I thought was empty so now I know there's a third person. As I'm sitting there a woman patron comes out and I'm like whoa. Guess women need theirs too, but she doesn't leave, she sits on the couch next to me. Now I'm like holy shit this is getting good, this chick is waiting on her husband who by now YoYo has switched into the "dress" and in there with husband. This is getting interesting. So out leaves single guy by himself as wife and I sit there. Wife looks pissed. Yoyo peeks out and sees wife sitting there kissed and ducks back into room. Dude didn't even get a chance to get throbbed I'm pretty sure before he is back out in the lobby with that oh shit look into his wife eyes. She starts going off. Yo-yo rushes me to room and I'm trying to guess how much time I got to get in and get out before pushed off wife shows up with LEO wanting to complain. But little head said forget that we are going to roll the dice to enjoy a full relaxing time with this cutie Yoyo and if we end up with mug shots at least I wore my good shirt and I'm looking good. Had the greatest time with you, thanks to Aussie I didn't rush the massage and got a great massage with an amazing Encore. She is amazing and beautiful. We then lay there cuddled and she breaks down what all just happened with wife and husband as we both are rolling laughing. Thanks Tacoma never a dull moment.

That's awesome!

[AussieFury]

First thanks to the awesome thread. My visit to Seattle is coming to an end and running out of time here I chose a visit to Pinee for my maybe only chance I get. Car in the parking lot when get there and I'm think my chances of seeing the famous YoYo just got cut in half. Walk in I see this super cutie and I instantly want her to be my masseuse. She says you ok to wait and I'm like sure, definitely not leaving now, little head has done made claim. So as I sit there I put two and two together and I know there are now two people in here besides me and one car. I'm thinking some cool dudes came in together and I'm prepping for the awkward three way high five transition. So who I now know is Lisa and YoYo are running around and something seems off. Lisa goes into a room I thought was empty so now I know there's a third person. As I'm sitting there a woman patron comes out and I'm like whoa. Guess women need theirs too, but she doesn't leave, she sits on the couch next to me. Now I'm like holy shit this is getting good, this chick is waiting on her husband who by now YoYo has switched into the "dress" and in there with husband. This is getting interesting. So out leaves single guy by himself as wife and I sit there. Wife looks pissed. Yoyo peeks out and sees wife sitting there kissed and ducks back into room. Dude didn't even get a chance to get throbbed I'm pretty sure before he is back out in the lobby with that oh shit look into his wife eyes. She starts going off. Yo-yo rushes me to room and I'm trying to guess how much time I got to get in and get out before pushed off wife shows up with LEO wanting to complain. But little head said forget that we are going to roll the dice to enjoy a full relaxing time with this cutie Yoyo and if we end up with mug shots at least I wore my good shirt and I'm looking good. Had the greatest time with you, thanks to Aussie I didn't rush the massage and got a great massage with an amazing Encore. She is amazing and beautiful. We then lay there cuddled and she breaks down what all just happened with wife and husband as we both are rolling laughing. Thanks Tacoma never a dull moment.

That's hilarious. What kind of stuff was the wife saying?

[AuroraGuy69]

Stop 1: Pengpai Puyallup to meet Emily.

She's well over 40. Cute, but showing her age. From what I could see, she has a cute little bod. Based on the previous intel about her being an anti-size queen, I cautiously only paid the $40 house for HH. I was face down when she walked in. Started with a pretty good massage. Not super strong like Angelina at Asia FedWay, but she got in there. Minimal teasing during massage. Part way thru, another client rang the door. Emily let them in then called a number on speaker. I recognized the voice on the other end as Linda. She showed up 4 minutes later to take the other guy. My HH was winding down so after the washcloth wipedown, she said flip over. She looked at my hardware and motioned for HJ. I said "Boom boom" and she laughed and said "way too big. " I think I'm pretty average and wasn't even remotely aroused so I'm not sure I believe her. I told her I can't finish with just HJ, but FS was a no go. I let her finish the massage, tipped her $20, and will not visit her again. Pengpai girls have traditionally been the most stingy with extras. I only visited this time because the review of Emily sounded good. But she was a strike-out for me.

Stop2: Pinee Tacoma.

Jumped in the car and called to make a late morning appt to see Angel at Pinee. When I showed up, Yuyu waved at me before disappearing into a room to make someone's day. However, "Angel" was not the same girl I'd met a few days ago. I asked her name and she had to think for a second before answering "Angel. " Still massive cans, but also a bigger face, ass, and tummy. Wondering what happened to Angel #1. And even though I had an appt with "Angel" and was on time, Angel2 asked if I could wait 30 minutes. I didn't find her as attractive as Angel #1, so I took advantage of the exit and politely declined and left. I don't like the switcheroo or the failed appt time. That's the kind of stuff I expect at other AMPs but it's new for me at this org's "flagship" spa.

Stop 3: M M Tacoma.

Heard Emma was at MM so drive by there. Three cars in the back lot.

Oof. Didn't even go in.

Stop 4: Kiki at Labellas.

Went to Labellas, knowing it's the same owner as Pinee and MM. Walked in and immediately recognized Kiki from Pinee (see my previous review). I smiled and she exclaimed "BIG MONKEY!" so it seems she remembered me too.

I liked the fact that nobody else is working here, which allows me to be vocally unmuffled. I also like that the lights are bright in the room here. Kiki did a great massage. Then she stripped and dragged her nips across my back. I turned over and we made out a bit. I then sat up and stood / leaned against the table. She got on her knees and performed a STELLAR BBBJ. She went all the way deep and welcomed me pushing her head in deeper at the base. A seriously great blowie with eye contact, bls, taint, shaft licks, DT, speed changes, lots of tongue action. I started to "feel that feeling" and asked if she was ready for me to cum. "MMMHMM" with eye contact was her only answer. She took every inch and every drop. I was LOUD and felt like I was going to pass out. Got her number since tomorrow is her last day at Labella. She hopes to go back to Pinee or MM. If you enjoy a quality BBBJ, Kiki is amazing. I WILL be back for more.

Oh man where is this Kiki now?!

[SlimStickins]

First thanks to the awesome thread. My visit to Seattle is coming to an end and running out of time here I chose a visit to Pinee for my maybe only chance I get. Car in the parking lot when get there and I'm think my chances of seeing the famous YoYo just got cut in half. Walk in I see this super cutie and I instantly want her to be my masseuse. She says you ok to wait and I'm like sure, definitely not leaving now, little head has done made claim. So as I sit there I put two and two together and I know there are now two people in here besides me and one car. I'm thinking some cool dudes came in together and I'm prepping for the awkward three way high five transition. So who I now know is Lisa and YoYo are running around and something seems off. Lisa goes into a room I thought was empty so now I know there's a third person. As I'm sitting there a woman patron comes out and I'm like whoa. Guess women need theirs too, but she doesn't leave, she sits on the couch next to me. Now I'm like holy shit this is getting good, this chick is waiting on her husband who by now YoYo has switched into the "dress" and in there with husband. This is getting interesting. So out leaves single guy by himself as wife and I sit there. Wife looks pissed. Yoyo peeks out and sees wife sitting there kissed and ducks back into room. Dude didn't even get a chance to get throbbed I'm pretty sure before he is back out in the lobby with that oh shit look into his wife eyes. She starts going off. Yo-yo rushes me to room and I'm trying to guess how much time I got to get in and get out before pushed off wife shows up with LEO wanting to complain. But little head said forget that we are going to roll the dice to enjoy a full relaxing time with this cutie Yoyo and if we end up with mug shots at least I wore my good shirt and I'm looking good. Had the greatest time with you, thanks to Aussie I didn't rush the massage and got a great massage with an amazing Encore. She is amazing and beautiful. We then lay there cuddled and she breaks down what all just happened with wife and husband as we both are rolling laughing. Thanks Tacoma never a dull moment.

[IcedLatte1]

Met the new third girl at Lotus today: KK. I suspect she will be popular.

Short and tiny yoga body with visible sixpack when the dress comes off. All natural perky Bs with gumdrops. Face cute as a button.

English is limited but she is motivated to learn.

Massage is good. Attitude is sweet. BJ skills are excellent. Which I suspect will come in handy because my guess is she's going to nope out a lot of guys for size with FS. It took a lot of patience and lube to even get partially in. Almost too tight. I never reached full depth.

Just as we were getting going, I heard the hobbyist in the room down from mine just HAMMERING away on either Candy or Yuke. I told KK "Don't worry, honey, I'm not going to fuck you that hard. " She smiled and looked relieved. I kept my word and loved it. So tight that just a little while at slow and moderate speed was all it took.

She was stuck in China without any work during the lockdown. She's happy to be in the US (been here 3 mos) and hopes to stay for good. She wants to make some money for a year, learn English, and then change jobs.

While she's here, I will be seeing her weekly.

Tell her "Big Monkey" says hi. But if you're packing like a 9 porn dick, other options will be better for everyone involved LOL.

So what age bracket is this amazing sounding KK in? Your review is really making me want to pay a visit.

[AussieFury]

Was Jonesing for a Yoyo visit. Met Lisa: short, pretty round face, BIG boobs, not fat. Will definitely see her next time.

Yoyo rocked my world, per usual. She is one we'll talk about years after she's gone. Just. Wow.

[Seattleik]

Went yesterday afternoon to see kk that Aussie mentioned but no luck, yuki greeted me and lead me to her room, she looks decent, on my way back I just a chubby provider talking on the phone, glad yuki greeted me or I would've walked. In the room I handed Yuki $. 6 for hh, she accepted it and I got undressed and laid face down, she gave a decent massage for a few minutes before I flip so we start boom boom. Yuki undressed and saw those eraser nipples she has, did some licking on her nipples before she did BBBJ. One of the best on BJ with the flicking of her tongue on my head and going up and down my shaft without any teeth grinding as well as ball licking. Told her to get on top, she squatted and took my shaft half way in while talking dirty. Switched to missionary where I blew my load in the hat. Great time with yuki, will repeat unless kk is available to when I go again. On my way out there was a auntie who came to the room when I finished getting dressed up asking me to see her next time, probably won't since she's small and chubby and not attractive for me.