Massage Parlor Reports

[OrZammar]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

They're all back in LA, presumably. You're in the wrong area now, dude. DC area is generally the area everyone comes to once they're past their prime.

[Happy Guy 2]

Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.

All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

The reason I don't usually get a good massage at a non legit place is entirely my fault.

I initiate play pretty fast if the gal is attractive.

My bad!

(BTW, I have also gotten non-legit massages at legit places. Some enjoy the play too and probably the increased tips.).

Ha. LOL.

HG.

[Eddie223]

Completely agree. While most of my adventures have been limited to Woodbridge area, yet to meet an Asian MT younger than estimated 40 years old up here.

However, further south, in Fredericksburg area met some that were definitely in their 20's. https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fre...y-rubs/2444024.

I saw 2 ladies there and the one who gave me "massage" said she was 29 but looked 21. The other, not as petite kind of cute was pretty and not older than 30.

The menu is open but don't visit for good massage.

Several girls I've seen at Rte 1 were in their 30's and the only 20 something I've seen at an AMP was there. However I've also gotten massages from a few in their 40's as well.

The girls at Pine have been on the older side but also have been higher quality providers, I mean like doing keegles (sp?) and been more creative in positions.

I still venture to other areas to explore but we have it pretty good in Woodbridge imo. The AMP / LCS / ACS opportunity is maybe the only positive about the area. Which might be saying something LOL.

[Skooby]

Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.


All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Vicki at lucky therapy? Always read good reviews on her but never been. Can someone possibly describe her? Been sticking to Indy's for a while. Seems she'll be in demand and I'll just want to see her.

[Rhinopole]

Yesterday and today calls to Papaya in Annandale were answered by a machine saying mailbox was full. I checked the number and it's the one on their website. Anyone else have this happen? I wonder if they're changing owners. If anyone knows something about this please post. Thanks.

Rhino.

[BarneySanders]

I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.

My landscape guy recommends K&H on Old Courthouse or Joy on Church St Vienna. YMMV.

[Rowser]

Completely agree. While most of my adventures have been limited to Woodbridge area, yet to meet an Asian MT younger than estimated 40 years old up here.

However, further south, in Fredericksburg area met some that were definitely in their 20's. https://adultsearch.com/virginia/fre...y-rubs/2444024.

I saw 2 ladies there and the one who gave me "massage" said she was 29 but looked 21. The other, not as petite kind of cute was pretty and not older than 30.

The menu is open but don't visit for good massage.

I've been debating paying this place a visit. Seen some mixed reviews. Anyone else had similar experiences here? Name of one of the younger providers? PM me please. I'll be in the area tomorrow. If I do check it out I'll leave some comments in the forum.

[Barkeater]

I'm pretty sure that if you try Eleven in Herndon you won't have the same experience.

Be Safe.

--BE.

Recent dreams.

Eleven, Tyco rd.

Older provider, I'd guess 60's. I started to ask for another or walk, but sometimes ya just want to see what happens.

Massage started a little weird, but was decent once things settled in. Average to above average.

NOVA finish was also slightly above average. Not rushed, and decent technique.

Finished with leg and face massage, most of the hour used.

I won't repeat with this particular provider, too many younger available.

[FreeBlastOff]

Recent dreams.

Eleven, Tyco rd.

Older provider, I'd guess 60's. I started to ask for another or walk, but sometimes ya just want to see what happens.

Massage started a little weird, but was decent once things settled in. Average to above average.

NOVA finish was also slightly above average. Not rushed, and decent technique.

Finished with leg and face massage, most of the hour used.

I won't repeat with this particular provider, too many younger available.

[PilotAviator]

I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.

Agree with HG, but want to add, many of the ladies can (and do) provide excellent massages. Ladies I have reviewed with fantastic massage include Vicki (best. Never be in a hurry when you make an appointment), Tara (and KK), and Leah.

All the other ladies with whom I regularly schedule body work also give good (but short of excellent) massages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Happy Guy 2]

Yo, guys on here are here to help. That's the purpose of this board. But your history is suspect. I mean you have the opportunity to take offense to one calling you out on the BS. And I don't mind.

But unless your other account was blocked you have not made one contribution. I'm calling CAP!

I believe you are LEO. At least TOFTT! And then start making comments as such. What you are looking for is available. But heck, I know I have had to fork over some dough to get information and then bring it back to the board. I believe you should do the same.

Agree with you. Tried to send a PM but it said your mailbox is full.

HG.

[Happy Guy 2]

I know I am in danger of ruining my reputation, but today I had an hour to kill and realized that in years of going to AMPs, I had never gotten a massage that I could remember as a "real" massage. Since I did not have a horny itch, I thought where do they still give legit massages?

Ended up at JJ Massage on Berry Street in Vienna. Walked in and met Amy. She was available and the fee (inflation since Covid) was $65. Paid my 65 and was led to a room. When she came in (she has a limp) she asked what type of massage I wanted. I said hard and my legs were tight and sore.

She went to work and did an amazingly strong job. She did get up on table also and used her feet. Technique was deep and hitting the nerves running up and down my body. It hurt and was wonderful at the same time. Just what the Dr ordered. I kept my hands to myself just to make sure I did not give off any hanky lanky signals. I just enjoyed the delightful beating she was giving me.

She worked her tail off (no pun intended) and I thoroughly enjoyed myself and gave her a nice tip for all the efforts she put into the session.

I shall return.

- Looks, boobs, and no smile (mask) did not matter. Attitude and massage was great.

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.

I did leave there with I smile, laughing at myself for how good I felt with a real massage.

HG.

[Harold Myers]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

Yo, guys on here are here to help. That's the purpose of this board. But your history is suspect. I mean you have the opportunity to take offense to one calling you out on the BS. And I don't mind.

But unless your other account was blocked you have not made one contribution. I'm calling CAP!

I believe you are LEO. At least TOFTT! And then start making comments as such. What you are looking for is available. But heck, I know I have had to fork over some dough to get information and then bring it back to the board. I believe you should do the same.

[PoppiGrande202]

To save you some time and effort searching, they don't exist in NOVA.

Manhattan. Hands down.

[SuzhiLang]

Where are all the young, attractive masseuses? Had no problem in Los Angeles, but here is really disappointing. Tried rubmaps, but reviews are always misleading, inaccurate, or the massage parlor itself does a bait-and-switch with an old hag.

To save you some time and effort searching, they don't exist in NOVA.