Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.

Great report! I found her interesting but never pulled the trigger. Was DFK permitted? What was the upcharge?

I am ok with BBBJ and no DFK, or DFK but CBJ (although BBBJ and DFK are ideal), but no BBBJ and no DFK is a deal breaker for me. I need some sort of intimacy or I can't cum.

[CAC7137]

Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.

She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.

Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.

Those pics of her in the red dress are accurate and her juggs are amazing. I didn't last long with her.

[Moejoo]

There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.

The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.

I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.

I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.

I saw her this afternoon and had a great time. She is very pale, and VERY skinny, but pics are her. I haven't seen Laura CLM in over a year but very similar to Laura the last time I saw her. Tuesday is her last day probably not going to return. From Europe, speaks great conversational English. Sloppy CBJ with lots of spitting, daty, and cfs. More of a sensual girl than one that can take a pounding. I liked her a lot and would be a regular if she was going to stick around. In her 20's. Seniors can message me if you like what I said about her.

[OF Charlie]

Lina is back at bhc. The one and the only Lina. If you don't know who she is, you can look up her reviews from earlier this year. She had multiple reviews, not just mine. She was here in the May time frame.

She brought a 33.8 oz nuru gel bottle with her this time, mostly for me haha. Based on how much she used on me today, I would guess it should last another 8 to 10 sessions at most. I know a couple of you have asked about nuru, so hurry up before the bottle is all used up. Her rack is spectacular which makes her nuru that much more enjoyable. I think by now over 100 of you have seen her famous red dress pic with her tits popping out lol. BBBJ is included as part of the nuru in the shower room, so well worth the price of admission if you ask me.

Although she is here until the 15th, I doubt the nuru gel will last until then (maybe someone can buy another bottle from Amazon for her, it's $49.95 for the one she got). She will be back to Chicago for 20 days in January, but she won't be at bhc then. The place she will be at won't have a table shower, so now is your chance if you have never experienced a nuru.

[Jinurso]

Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?

There are two. One is so-so, the other is pretty good. The first one basically says she's pretty but the only extra she offered was CFS but didn't offer it because she claimed to be on her period. Was pretty business like and mechanical otherwise.

The other was more positive. Allowed DATY after some convincing and got into it, but didn't seem to have a direction of where else to go or what else to do. Seemed to think there was some potential for more over time.

I'm both cases the reviewed only ended up finishing via L1.

I might see her at some point and get a sense of what she likes and what might be possible, but I'm not in a rush. There are a couple of other girls I have my eye on first.

[GeneralObvious]

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

She's 43. At one time, you could visit her at home, if she was comfortable with you.

[Moejoo]

Lena has a review on the Ter site, I am only able to see a bit of it and it did not sound good. Has anyone seen the rest of the review?

[BabyBoy2013]

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

Guess that fight she had with Kelly didn't last long LOL. Not 30's, more in her mid 40's. They'll probably have another fight and she'll bounce around like her tits to other spa's like Ozone, West River etc.

[PartyMonster01]

Anyone know where she went or seen her pop up somewhere else? They won't say much when I asked where she went. Lilly was amazing.

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

[ChiGuy489]

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

Hahah has this ever been right?

[Jinurso]

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.

It's an understandable mistake. They are both Polish MILFS with open menus who love sex. And they're pretty tight if I recall. They came up with their names from both watching Sex and the City.

[Ratso100]

I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.

If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.

[Jinurso]

That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).

I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.

If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.

[Jinurso]

At Chicagolandbodyrubs.com they seemed to sneak in Natalie out of nowhere on the website yesterday. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed her beforehand if she were on the website before then because she looks HOT AF. I know not every CLM girl uses their real photo, but the girls with tats do. They have no choice. I am DEFINITELY planning to see her whenever she's on. I would have seen her yesterday if they didn't decide yesterday to announce her availability for the first time yesterday.

I originally assumed Natalie is new, but if you look at her photo file name it's listed as Katie. Usually that kind of mistake only happens if they are returning under a different name. Anybody familar with her from the photos? Very distinct tattoos.

Speaking of returning under a new name, after a false start a few weeks ago, it looks like Emily returned yesterday too. She was last there a couple of years ago as Victoria for several months, but left to pursue an Only Fans career full time. They announced her a month or so ago but I don't think she ever actually worked before they took her off until last week. It looks like her Twitter page that connected to her OF page is gone. I don't use OF, so I don't know if her OF page is gone too. Either way, it must not have worked out because she's back.

If you are a fan of tatted up indie rock girls, you're going to have a good week at CLM. If someone knows who Natalie / Katie is, refresh our memory with a review. Otherwise, I'll TOFTT and report back myself.

[Ratso100]

I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.

First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.

However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).

When she realized I was somewhat unenthusiastic, that's when she shifted gears into a more chatty manner and started making small talk about myself and her nursing studies. The young lady is very aware and proud of her assets. This couldn't be more apparent than when she she asked me what's my favorite body part of hers in a flirting manner. She mentioned that most guys thinks it's her ass but she thinks it's her breasts.

When I asked if they were real, Zara replied, "Are you trolling or blind? She claims that everything about her body is natural and she's to young and blessed in the looks department to see a plastic surgeon. She then try to laugh it out but I could see that my question bothered her a bit. I apologize and she told me not to worry because lot of guys thinks that her boobs are to "perfect" to be natural. Well as I touched, squeezed, and even sucked them, I felt what might have been a silicone. Not that it mattered because they were indeed very nice to look and touch. Let's not even forget that other girls in CLM have obvious cosmetic upgrades and like to push the lie that "most guys can't tell the difference". (Worse offender was Sandra claiming to be 28. It's a miracle that I held my laughter till I left her sight).

The high upgrades have been accurately described here before. 150 for L2/300 for L3. I had already exhausted my hobby funds but those killer brown eyes made me agree to spend 150 for head that was above average. In must admit, her prices are below the standard costs of an escort of her age and looks that would require deposit, more risk, hotel, and a longer verification.

That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).