Escort Reports

[Bernie1234]

Finally after being a long time lurker on these forums I'm going to write my first review on JesikaRose (https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JesikaRose), and boy was she a treat. For a little bit of background, I used to use LC and AS before I found these forums and let me tell you I was Fucking wrong!! Most of the ads on these websites are scams and the real girls both overcharge and provide meh service in my experience. I Know this may be a YMMV situation but I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. After that I moved on to the AMP scene on RM which was a nice change of pace since there was at least a good baseline for quality of service but still hit or miss on the girls looks as I've never seen a AMP post pics that weren't Chinese supermodels. Finally I found these forums and definitely think I upped my monger game as I've learned about better AMPs to visit as well as better service websites like HX. Trust me just don't eat out one night and buy a 25 $ gift card it's worth it. Anyways on to the review.

I wake up to an empty bed and require some companionship so I hop onto HX and lo and behold there's an ad posted today for a petite 5'2 Spanish / European 105 lb 20 year old in Mission Valley that's hosting that peaked my interest. After looking at some pics I knew she was the one so I sent her a pm. Due to being new to HX and having literally no network I've been declined by other bookers previously and some were outright rude (classist amirite?) so I had my hopes up. Literally less than 5 min later I get a message that's a page long and looks copied and pasted listing rates for hhr at 200 and hr at 300 as well as services provided and rules. This seemed a little fishy but there was no mention of a deposit so I just soldiered on since there was nothing to lose. I messaged the number and set a hhr session at 11.

Arriving at the hotel room I was greeted by the sweetest looking girl I've ever seen while mongering, she had a cute college girl look without being overly glamorized with makeup like a head cheerleader. It was a damn shame none of her online pics showed her face but I can see why someone would like to be anonymous online in this line of work. She disrobed and showed off some nice light purple lingerie along with some furry boots that I thought could only come out of the movie White Chicks LOL. Her body was exactly like her online photos, thin spinner type with some nice C's, I'm not so trained on MM vs natural but they looked and felt natural enough. We then got down to business.

I couldn't see any of her photos when I clicked the link, did she delete them or am I doing something wrong?

[Mangaloid]

Can you believe it? Three reviews in a week and I have more on the way. This one however is going to be short and simple as I do not recommend this provider because she overcharges and underperforms. I've seen her 3 times and honestly I can't for the life of me tell you why. The provider in question posts mainly on AS and sometimes on LC (https://adultsearch.com/california/s...scorts/1339976) and I saw her post recently as I took a trip down memory lane and cringe at how naïve a monger I was. I only feel comfortable posting a negative review like this because I haven't seen her in quite a while so I'm sure she won't remember me. She's charging 400 for a hr which is usually for girls who are a cut above and she is definitely not it. Her service is sub-par and unenthusiastic, everything is covered, and she definitely doesn't look like the pictures in her ad. She's not a different person but they are either photoshopped or from a while ago. She's not 22 and more in her lower 30's so they might just be younger pictures of her but from a decade ago. Even then I think they're touched up because I can only describe her body as if you scaled up the proportions of a midget to 5'2, I know that sounds weird but it feels right to me. The worst thing that stood out to me the last time I saw her was the smell, she didn't smell awful but hey if I can put on some deodorant so can she. This may seem like I'm bashing a provider I haven't even seen in a while and don't plan to see in the future but I feel uniquely qualified to make this review. Personality wise she's a very laid back individual who is easy to talk to so maybe that's why I saw her 3 times but ohh boy do I regret giving her 900 $ for those sessions (she used to charge 300/ hr). I just think she isn't a good provider and in no way does that reflect her character but definitely don't see her for 400 $.

[SurferSK]

[QUOTE=Msog1;6205884]She was awesome for me and really submissive. She really liked mish and doggy. She was about 5'4 115. Booker described her as Latina European but she told me She was Guatemalan. Looks very exotic Puerto Rican dark kind maybe similar to An old one named Darlenedreams / [etitelilbarbie. Verycreamypussy. SheaskedmeifIwantedanuncoveredorcoveredBJ. Nobb. OkDTwithnohands. 200 hh /300 h. Onlythingthatruineditwasthebookerwaskindofrudeafterwards. Maybebookerdoesn'tlikeitifthegirlsarenicetoyouorifyoujustasksimplesafetyquestions. Founditinodd. I'mprettysurethisisthebookerthoughthatalwaysbringnicethingstoSD. Iforgivethisfemalebooker. WellIdotknowifsheisfemalebutIsenseit. [ / QUOTE].

So the Jesika you saw was exotic and dark? Wondering if there's a bait and switch. I saw her last night and she tiny, young and very light skinned. Reserved but I had a good time.

[Msog1]

I knew she was from LA area from our brief conversations together and I'm sad to see that others have had a negative time with her. I'm not trying to discredit other reviews, but the experience can vary greatly session to session even with the same provider and everyone has their own expectations so maybe I just got lucky. Like I said in the review she's tiny and young, her HX profile said she's 20 and I believe that after meeting her, so she's not throwing back a dump truck and busting out the Karma Sutra moves. I know I wasn't winning any pornstar awards at her age so everything in context. Her ad was legit, her prices were fair (for SD), she was young and hot, and she had a killer BBBJ which was good enough for me.

She was awesome for me and really submissive. She really liked mish and doggy. She was about 5'4 115. Booker described her as Latina European but she told me She was Guatemalan. Looks very exotic Puerto Rican dark kind maybe similar to An old one named Darlenedreams / [etitelilbarbie. Very creamy pussy. She asked me if I wanted an uncovered or covered BJ. No bb. Ok DT with no hands. 200 hh /300 h. Only thing that ruined it was the booker was kind of rude afterwards. Maybe booker doesn't like it if the girls are nice to you or if you just ask simple safety questions. Found it in odd. I'm pretty sure this is the booker though that always bring nice things to SD. I forgive this female booker. Well I do t know if she is female but I sense it.

[Mangaloid]

I wanted to see her yesterday because those tits look amazing, expecially on that tiny build. Did some research and found terrible reviews of her on this forum in OC and maybe LA, so decided not to.

Very surprised to see this review, but I'll wait for more feedback from her booker's HX network before deciding.

I knew she was from LA area from our brief conversations together and I'm sad to see that others have had a negative time with her. I'm not trying to discredit other reviews, but the experience can vary greatly session to session even with the same provider and everyone has their own expectations so maybe I just got lucky. Like I said in the review she's tiny and young, her HX profile said she's 20 and I believe that after meeting her, so she's not throwing back a dump truck and busting out the Karma Sutra moves. I know I wasn't winning any pornstar awards at her age so everything in context. Her ad was legit, her prices were fair (for SD), she was young and hot, and she had a killer BBBJ which was good enough for me.

[Member #6293]

Not sure if she pissed off someone else or if someone on here was trying to help me out by stacking another bad review on her but if it's the latter please don't do that. While I appreciate the intent it's not going well. She is pretty fuckin pissed. Don't know how but she found my personal information online and is threatening to ruin me unless the reviews are taken down. Not sure how to remove reviews so I just sent a report to support. I just hope she stands down and doesn't fuck around with my personal life. I'll take the L and just leave her ass alone. Y'all do the same unless she legit fucks you over like she did me.

[Msog1]

Finally after being a long time lurker on these forums I'm going to write my first review on JesikaRose (https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JesikaRose), and boy was she a treat. For a little bit of background, I used to use LC and AS before I found these forums and let me tell you I was Fucking wrong!! Most of the ads on these websites are scams and the real girls both overcharge and provide meh service in my experience. I Know this may be a YMMV situation but I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. After that I moved on to the AMP scene on RM which was a nice change of pace since there was at least a good baseline for quality of service but still hit or miss on the girls looks as I've never seen a AMP post pics that weren't Chinese supermodels. Finally I found these on forums and definitely think I upped my monger game as I've learned about better AMPs to visit as well as better service websites like HX. Trust me just don't eat out one night and buy a 25 $ gift card it's worth it. Anyways on to the review.

I wake up to an empty bed and require some companionship so I hop onto HX and lo and behold there's an ad posted today for a petite 5'2 Spanish / European 105 lb 20 year old in Mission Valley that's hosting that peaked my interest. After looking at some pics I knew she was the one so I sent her a pm. Due to being new to HX and having literally no network I've been declined by other bookers previously and some were outright rude (classist amirite?) so I had my hopes up. Literally less than 5 min later I get a message that's a page long and looks copied and pasted listing rates for hhr at 200 and hr at 300 as well as services provided and rules. This seemed a little fishy but there was no mention of a deposit so I just soldiered on since there was nothing to lose. I messaged the number and set a hhr session at 11..

Yes she was a good one.

[BearD]

Finally after being a long time lurker on these forums I'm going to write my first review on JesikaRose (https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JesikaRose), and boy was she a treat. For a little bit of background, I used to use LC and AS before I found these forums and let me tell you I was Fucking wrong!! Most of the ads on these websites are scams and the real girls both overcharge and provide meh service in my experience. I Know this may be a YMMV situation but I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. After that I moved on to the AMP scene on RM which was a nice change of pace since there was at least a good baseline for quality of service but still hit or miss on the girls looks as I've never seen a AMP post pics that weren't Chinese supermodels. Finally I found these forums and definitely think I upped my monger game as I've learned about better AMPs to visit as well as better service websites like HX. Trust me just don't eat out one night and buy a 25 $ gift card it's worth it. Anyways on to the review.

I wanted to see her yesterday because those tits look amazing, expecially on that tiny build. Did some research and found terrible reviews of her on this forum in OC and maybe LA, so decided not to.

Very surprised to see this review, but I'll wait for more feedback from her booker's HX network before deciding.

[PoonTangJohnny]

Finally after being a long time lurker on these forums I'm going to write my first review on JesikaRose (https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JesikaRose), and boy was she a treat. For a little bit of background, I used to use LC and AS before I found these forums and let me tell you I was Fucking wrong!! Most of the ads on these websites are scams and the real girls both overcharge and provide meh service in my experience. I Know this may be a YMMV situation but I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. After that I moved on to the AMP scene on RM which was a nice change of pace since there was at least a good baseline for quality of service but still hit or miss on the girls looks as I've never seen a AMP post pics that weren't Chinese supermodels. Finally I found these forums and definitely think I upped my monger game as I've learned about better AMPs to visit as well as better service websites like HX. Trust me just don't eat out one night and buy a 25 $ gift card it's worth it. Anyways on to the review.

Nice, that you were able to hit the HX jackpot! That was an excellent assessment you wrote in the 1st paragraph. And yes, this place can be an absolute goldmine of Intel, once you figure out which fellow hobbyists, are trustworthy, and have similar tastes / expectations.

And that's hilarious, the fact that you mentioned the part about this provider / booker being adamant regarding their "no eye glasses" policy. That was one of the most entertaining and funny stories that evolved over in the HX thread involving my favorite hobbyist here. DeadAzz (AKA Bond007). LOL He is hands down, thee most entertaining, refreshingly real, and candidly honest guy here on these forums- IMHO. His investment, in so many different venues of this this hobby (has been staggering, yet he's been so selfless, in sharing most his valuable Intel with us, every step of the way.

[Mangaloid]

Finally after being a long time lurker on these forums I'm going to write my first review on JesikaRose (https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JesikaRose), and boy was she a treat. For a little bit of background, I used to use LC and AS before I found these forums and let me tell you I was Fucking wrong!! Most of the ads on these websites are scams and the real girls both overcharge and provide meh service in my experience. I Know this may be a YMMV situation but I'm just calling it as I'm seeing it. After that I moved on to the AMP scene on RM which was a nice change of pace since there was at least a good baseline for quality of service but still hit or miss on the girls looks as I've never seen a AMP post pics that weren't Chinese supermodels. Finally I found these forums and definitely think I upped my monger game as I've learned about better AMPs to visit as well as better service websites like HX. Trust me just don't eat out one night and buy a 25 $ gift card it's worth it. Anyways on to the review.

I wake up to an empty bed and require some companionship so I hop onto HX and lo and behold there's an ad posted today for a petite 5'2 Spanish / European 105 lb 20 year old in Mission Valley that's hosting that peaked my interest. After looking at some pics I knew she was the one so I sent her a pm. Due to being new to HX and having literally no network I've been declined by other bookers previously and some were outright rude (classist amirite?) so I had my hopes up. Literally less than 5 min later I get a message that's a page long and looks copied and pasted listing rates for hhr at 200 and hr at 300 as well as services provided and rules. This seemed a little fishy but there was no mention of a deposit so I just soldiered on since there was nothing to lose. I messaged the number and set a hhr session at 11.

Arriving at the hotel room I was greeted by the sweetest looking girl I've ever seen while mongering, she had a cute college girl look without being overly glamorized with makeup like a head cheerleader. It was a damn shame none of her online pics showed her face but I can see why someone would like to be anonymous online in this line of work. She disrobed and showed off some nice light purple lingerie along with some furry boots that I thought could only come out of the movie White Chicks LOL. Her body was exactly like her online photos, thin spinner type with some nice C's, I'm not so trained on MM vs natural but they looked and felt natural enough. We then got down to business.

We started with some LFK to set the mood and quickly transitioned to the bed. She started with a HJ BBBJ combo to "prime the pump" so to speak and let me tell you her technique was A++ it put most AMP's to shame. Lots of saliva and perfect suction along with nice strokes that were firm but not rough. I almost came in the first 5 minutes but I weathered the storm till she put on the condom and started riding. Unfortunately this part was much less exciting as she seemed more reserved with CG, ordinarily I would say it was just ok but following her awesome BBBJ it was just meh. I asked to switch to missionary which felt much better as she seemed much more like a catcher than a pitcher (not that way) and I started to get back in the groove. Before I got too far I thought that I'd much rather finish with that killer BBBJ so I asked her to and she accepted after taking off the condom and wiping the lower head down. This time I barley lasted a minute before blowing, she kept saying no CIM so I finished CIF which to me is more satisfying so I could admire my work. Afterword I cleaned up in the shower and after chatting a bit I was on my way 28 min after the hour.

Some side notes. She had me wash up before and after which I thought was a plus that she valued cleanliness. She also adamantly said that I could not wear my glasses which I found very funny since she had no idea why and her booker told her to throw anyone out that wouldn't comply. I told her the reason and we had a good laugh about it. I'm not tossing shade at anyone but if you want to know the backstory scroll through the recent forums and you can't miss it. Also this confirmed to me that her HX profile is managed by a booker and the message sent to me was automatic but I was relieved it wasn't a scam. Unfortunately it took me a bit to write this review and she said she leaves for LA tomorrow so better luck next time unless you snag her tonight or maybe tomorrow.

It was a blast writing this review and I hope to write more in the future funds willing. I feel like my mongering journey is just beginning and I can't wait to see some lovely ladies along the way. If anyone has some good resources or tips for a somewhat noob I'm all ears. Until next time. thanks.

[Member #6293]

I hit 99 women for the body count yesterday. Yes I've been keeping track. Yes I do have a spreadsheet LOL. When I started this hobby earlier this year I was only at 20. I honestly thought I was going to stop after 30. Then 50. Then again at 80. Then said fuck it lets close out the year at triple digits!

#99 was one I had on my favs list on PD. Pornstar Fiji Fallz flaked on me yesterday. Turned out she had an emergency back home with her dog so she left SD. She hit me up and asked if I wanted to reschedule. More than likely I'm going to pass on her after doing more research and talking to more guys she'd seen recently. Had the cash on hand from when I was going to see her so I hit one LC girl named Lotto for a $100 quickie. She was ok, ass was real nice and all I was really after, so she was perfect for a cheap qv. She was #97. Then #98 hit me up out of the blue that she was in town. We had tried to meet several times but our schedule didn't work.

Today I had time to kill on the way home from work and her incall was literally 2 minutes from my house! Seemed like it was meant to be. She goes by SexyPriscilla on PD (https://privatedelights.ch/profile/SexyPriscilla). What drew me to her profile of course was her love for asians. Me being the good looking asian guy that I am wanted to find out how much she loved them. We met for a hhr and she looked pretty good. Body was nice and smooth. What I really loved about her was her bubbly energy. This girl had a personality. She was actually fun to talk to and funny. She was a person that I would actually want to hang out with IRL. We talked a lot about California, Asian Cinema, things to do around SD. Soon I got in the shower to rinse off and once I got out she released her sexual energy all over me. Definitely GFE. Started with some passionate DFK. Loved her tongue ring. Then moved to a great BBJ. Loved her tongue ring even more! Girl had the skills. Asked if I wanted to fuck or if I wanted her to keep sucking my dick. I opted for the latter. It was really good. Once I was ready the cover came on and we were off to the races in cowgirl.

I can tell she was enjoying every second of it as she grinded away on me hard. Flipped over into missionary. She spread those legs nice and wide and I got to say. This girl's pussy was bomb. Nice, smooth, tight, and clean! 2nd girl I fucked that day and I definitely felt a difference in the quality of her pussy. As long as I usually last it felt like it would've been easy to bust early even in missionary position. She started playing with her clit as as I pounded away until she came. Then flipped her over into doggy for the finish. As I busted in the bag she grinded and twerked her nice soft ass against me. After ward we cuddled a bit while chatting more about various topics. Seriously one of the best conversationalists I've come across in this hobby. Afterward she let me rinse off again and then I was on my way. She's on PD and her prices are a little GFE in my opinion but I had an awesome time and she was a worthy entry at #99.

From here on out I'm going to be super picky and selective on the next girl. I want #100 to be an epic and memorable one willing to do whatever I want. If anybody has any great recommendations let me know! Preferably someone who provides a complete GFE / PSE. If you got a baddie that's your UTR / ATF feel free to DM me and I'll send you one of my UTR hotties I haven't talked about yet on here.

Edit: Prices are a little GPS in my opinion.

[Member #6293]

I hit 99 women for the body count yesterday. Yes I've been keeping track. Yes I do have a spreadsheet LOL. When I started this hobby earlier this year I was only at 20. I honestly thought I was going to stop after 30. Then 50. Then again at 80. Then said fuck it lets close out the year at triple digits!

#99 was one I had on my favs list on PD. Pornstar Fiji Fallz flaked on me yesterday. Turned out she had an emergency back home with her dog so she left SD. She hit me up and asked if I wanted to reschedule. More than likely I'm going to pass on her after doing more research and talking to more guys she'd seen recently. Had the cash on hand from when I was going to see her so I hit one LC girl named Lotto for a $100 quickie. She was ok, ass was real nice and all I was really after, so she was perfect for a cheap qv. She was #97. Then #98 hit me up out of the blue that she was in town. We had tried to meet several times but our schedule didn't work.

Today I had time to kill on the way home from work and her incall was literally 2 minutes from my house! Seemed like it was meant to be. She goes by SexyPriscilla on PD (https://privatedelights.ch/profile/SexyPriscilla). What drew me to her profile of course was her love for asians. Me being the good looking asian guy that I am wanted to find out how much she loved them. We met for a hhr and she looked pretty good. Body was nice and smooth. What I really loved about her was her bubbly energy. This girl had a personality. She was actually fun to talk to and funny. She was a person that I would actually want to hang out with IRL. We talked a lot about California, Asian Cinema, things to do around SD. Soon I got in the shower to rinse off and once I got out she released her sexual energy all over me. Definitely GFE. Started with some passionate DFK. Loved her tongue ring. Then moved to a great BBJ. Loved her tongue ring even more! Girl had the skills. Asked if I wanted to fuck or if I wanted her to keep sucking my dick. I opted for the latter. It was really good. Once I was ready the cover came on and we were off to the races in cowgirl.

I can tell she was enjoying every second of it as she grinded away on me hard. Flipped over into missionary. She spread those legs nice and wide and I got to say. This girl's pussy was bomb. Nice, smooth, tight, and clean! 2nd girl I fucked that day and I definitely felt a difference in the quality of her pussy. As long as I usually last it felt like it would've been easy to bust early even in missionary position. She started playing with her clit as as I pounded away until she came. Then flipped her over into doggy for the finish. As I busted in the bag she grinded and twerked her nice soft ass against me. After ward we cuddled a bit while chatting more about various topics. Seriously one of the best conversationalists I've come across in this hobby. Afterward she let me rinse off again and then I was on my way. She's on PD and her prices are a little GFE in my opinion but I had an awesome time and she was a worthy entry at #99.

From here on out I'm going to be super picky and selective on the next girl. I want #100 to be an epic and memorable one willing to do whatever I want. If anybody has any great recommendations let me know! Preferably someone who provides a complete GFE / PSE. If you got a baddie that's your UTR / ATF feel free to DM me and I'll send you one of my UTR hotties I haven't talked about yet on here.

[Member #6293]

LOL this is funny shit! Was the message from Leah #2?

Supposedly it was from Leah #1 but I highly doubt it! It sounds more like Leah #2 texted me from #1's phone acting like her. If anybody has ever met Leah#1 she is soft spoken and shy and definitely new! I don't care what she says. And if it is coming from #1 that is rich because highly doubt she has girls working for her. You can just tell when you meet her that she is young and new AF to all this and kind of a pushover. Had to come from #2.

[DeeeezNutss]

LOL this is funny shit! Was the message from Leah #2?

Oh man this is the funniest shit I've read. Guess Leah didn't like my last review lmao!

If anybody is wondering I leave reviews on ListCrawler as "Ifuknluvspinners". I made a new account and left another review for Leah under "Thot411 nocap".

Check it out and then check out the shit she texted me tonight after the review dropped lmao. I'm dead.

Fuck Leah, you guys can have that ho.

Her signature is what does it for me lmao hahaha "madam Leah" fucking wow.

[MainJamacha]

Nobody likes to TOFTT, but it happens and it's how our collective knowledge expands. It was earlier yesterday afternoon, and I had gotten off of work and I was looking for a black girl with a big ass, that's my current top of to-do list.

So, after searching through this site and that site and not getting answers or not getting the answers I wanted, I found her post, older ads say her name is Bambi, but she really didn't say.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/5103955075/1

The ad says she is a freaky Asian BBW GFE, who gives BBJ and also THEY and fetishes. It was 150 for a half hour, so I said yes and she texted me the address and off I went. The address was five minutes away, and I text her when I got there, but I still waited 20 minutes and was about to leave, I should've left, she texted me, that she fell asleep.

The pussy was OK, but it just wasn't that memorable, I don't know for 100% sure if it was the girl in the pictures cause lighting in the room was not good. There was no BBJ whatsoever, in fact, she was skittish about doing anything else other than a half and half, no GFE, nothing freaky. At least nothing that would be considered freaky. It wasn't a rip off however, it was not worth it, if you know what you want you should really wait for it, that's my opinion.