Massage Parlor Reports

[BabyBoy2013]

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

Guess that fight she had with Kelly didn't last long LOL. Not 30's, more in her mid 40's. They'll probably have another fight and she'll bounce around like her tits to other spa's like Ozone, West River etc.

[PartyMonster01]

Anyone know where she went or seen her pop up somewhere else? They won't say much when I asked where she went. Lilly was amazing.

Thai Lily returns to SXL. Saw her last week and she gave one of the best kinky massages I've had in a minute. She is probably in her 30's and petite. YMMV. She works on Mon, Tues and Friday.

[ChiGuy489]

https://www.redlanternchicago.com/

Hahah has this ever been right?

[Jinurso]

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.

It's an understandable mistake. They are both Polish MILFS with open menus who love sex. And they're pretty tight if I recall. They came up with their names from both watching Sex and the City.

[Ratso100]

I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.

If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.

For a moment I confused Sarah and Jessica. I remember seeing a MILF Polish lady on my way out the door last year. When I first saw Sarah this week I almost thought they were the same person and just switched names. But Sarah clarified that Jessica is another Polish lady.

[Jinurso]

That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).

I've always said that Zara is the hottest girl currently on the roster, but I haven't been a fan of her menu. This is generally my biggest problem with CLM. Either you get the less hot / older woman with the extensive menu, or the young hot girl with a limited menu. I don't know if anybody there has the menu of Jessica and the looks of Zara, or even close. I don't even know if any of the hottest girls there even offer L3 other than Zara, and I think Lily. Cameron, who is probably the second hottest girl, doesn't offer it at all. Salma doesn't. Suzie doesn't. Even Audrey was pretty random with whether or when she would offer anything more than L1. I'm not sure about the newer girls there, but if any of them had either great looks or a great menu we probably would have heard it by now. Mia was probably the best combination of looks and service, but she's been gone a while.

If you want to have non-GFE L3 with hottest girl you can for less than $600, Zara might be about as good as it gets.

[Jinurso]

At Chicagolandbodyrubs.com they seemed to sneak in Natalie out of nowhere on the website yesterday. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed her beforehand if she were on the website before then because she looks HOT AF. I know not every CLM girl uses their real photo, but the girls with tats do. They have no choice. I am DEFINITELY planning to see her whenever she's on. I would have seen her yesterday if they didn't decide yesterday to announce her availability for the first time yesterday.

I originally assumed Natalie is new, but if you look at her photo file name it's listed as Katie. Usually that kind of mistake only happens if they are returning under a different name. Anybody familar with her from the photos? Very distinct tattoos.

Speaking of returning under a new name, after a false start a few weeks ago, it looks like Emily returned yesterday too. She was last there a couple of years ago as Victoria for several months, but left to pursue an Only Fans career full time. They announced her a month or so ago but I don't think she ever actually worked before they took her off until last week. It looks like her Twitter page that connected to her OF page is gone. I don't use OF, so I don't know if her OF page is gone too. Either way, it must not have worked out because she's back.

If you are a fan of tatted up indie rock girls, you're going to have a good week at CLM. If someone knows who Natalie / Katie is, refresh our memory with a review. Otherwise, I'll TOFTT and report back myself.

[Ratso100]

I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.

First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.

However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).

When she realized I was somewhat unenthusiastic, that's when she shifted gears into a more chatty manner and started making small talk about myself and her nursing studies. The young lady is very aware and proud of her assets. This couldn't be more apparent than when she she asked me what's my favorite body part of hers in a flirting manner. She mentioned that most guys thinks it's her ass but she thinks it's her breasts.

When I asked if they were real, Zara replied, "Are you trolling or blind? She claims that everything about her body is natural and she's to young and blessed in the looks department to see a plastic surgeon. She then try to laugh it out but I could see that my question bothered her a bit. I apologize and she told me not to worry because lot of guys thinks that her boobs are to "perfect" to be natural. Well as I touched, squeezed, and even sucked them, I felt what might have been a silicone. Not that it mattered because they were indeed very nice to look and touch. Let's not even forget that other girls in CLM have obvious cosmetic upgrades and like to push the lie that "most guys can't tell the difference". (Worse offender was Sandra claiming to be 28. It's a miracle that I held my laughter till I left her sight).

The high upgrades have been accurately described here before. 150 for L2/300 for L3. I had already exhausted my hobby funds but those killer brown eyes made me agree to spend 150 for head that was above average. In must admit, her prices are below the standard costs of an escort of her age and looks that would require deposit, more risk, hotel, and a longer verification.

That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).

[Jinurso]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[TJGeek]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

All you need to know:

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

Do your homework on this forum.

Each girl has her own levels of services and fees.

Pictures tend to be fake.

Check out Jinurso's reports.

[Casual007]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

[Casual007]

Good Evening Gents, this is my first post here and would like to ask if anyone could PM me where or how to contact CLM? I have been trying to find it, but could not through keywords. If anyone can help I would be thankful. I will try my best to report on the girl after I see her.

[JohnnyJon]

Any recommended places for MSOG? I always feel like I am just wasting money because I release so quickly. Would love to know who provides at CLM or any of the chicago avenue or grand parlors. Also, how do you approach the topic? PMs are fine with me. Looking for any advice and hope to find some good providers. Thanks everyone!

And just ask. Some are willing and some are not. Just have to use your brain when negotiating (set yourself up for success). I found success asking from the start. If you're too chicken, ask on the way out. Something like "hey next time, can I. ?

[Fit312]

Hey guys who has noticed the new spa right next to the Congressman 's office / future mayoral candidate HQ?

I stopped in and saw an older petite woman who was busy. No English, but got a heavy FS vibe from her. $50/60.

[Fit312]

Any recent update on their current line up?

Had a typical older petite woman named Kelly, but I bailed.