Massage Parlor Reports

[Jinurso]

At Chicagolandbodyrubs.com they seemed to sneak in Natalie out of nowhere on the website yesterday. I'm pretty sure I would have noticed her beforehand if she were on the website before then because she looks HOT AF. I know not every CLM girl uses their real photo, but the girls with tats do. They have no choice. I am DEFINITELY planning to see her whenever she's on. I would have seen her yesterday if they didn't decide yesterday to announce her availability for the first time yesterday.

I originally assumed Natalie is new, but if you look at her photo file name it's listed as Katie. Usually that kind of mistake only happens if they are returning under a different name. Anybody familar with her from the photos? Very distinct tattoos.

Speaking of returning under a new name, after a false start a few weeks ago, it looks like Emily returned yesterday too. She was last there a couple of years ago as Victoria for several months, but left to pursue an Only Fans career full time. They announced her a month or so ago but I don't think she ever actually worked before they took her off until last week. It looks like her Twitter page that connected to her OF page is gone. I don't use OF, so I don't know if her OF page is gone too. Either way, it must not have worked out because she's back.

If you are a fan of tatted up indie rock girls, you're going to have a good week at CLM. If someone knows who Natalie / Katie is, refresh our memory with a review. Otherwise, I'll TOFTT and report back myself.

[Ratso100]

I'm sorry but the session didn't meet the hype of the threads in here. I guess It had to do with different needs and desires from the hobby, but Zara's high price tag and limited FS that doesn't allow GFE, left me only partially satisfied at most.

First of all she's very beautiful. The pictures of the ad are mostly accurate. Zara is a short but busty 23 year old Afro Puerto Rican with dark olive colored skin and curly hair. Her exotic but youthful appearance kinda reminds me of Ariana Aimes, an Ebony / Hispanic porn star. Her demeanor is just as nice with a conversational attitude that makes you feel at ease.

However I must begin my criticism with her massage itself. She seemed very rushed and eager to make me bust a nut and not in a good way. Glancing at my phone, we were only 9 minutes in the session when she was trying to deliver the standard L1 finisher that most clm girls give. Considering I paid for a full hour and was aware of her high upcharge for extras thanks to all your reviews, I felt ripped off. Not to mentioned she farted as soon as I flipped. Maybe that was a distraction from the slight but noticeable smell. Regardless, I already felt that she wasn't going to get ATF status in the first meeting unlike Melissa or Sarah (Who I Just saw for the first time this same week).

When she realized I was somewhat unenthusiastic, that's when she shifted gears into a more chatty manner and started making small talk about myself and her nursing studies. The young lady is very aware and proud of her assets. This couldn't be more apparent than when she she asked me what's my favorite body part of hers in a flirting manner. She mentioned that most guys thinks it's her ass but she thinks it's her breasts.

When I asked if they were real, Zara replied, "Are you trolling or blind? She claims that everything about her body is natural and she's to young and blessed in the looks department to see a plastic surgeon. She then try to laugh it out but I could see that my question bothered her a bit. I apologize and she told me not to worry because lot of guys thinks that her boobs are to "perfect" to be natural. Well as I touched, squeezed, and even sucked them, I felt what might have been a silicone. Not that it mattered because they were indeed very nice to look and touch. Let's not even forget that other girls in CLM have obvious cosmetic upgrades and like to push the lie that "most guys can't tell the difference". (Worse offender was Sandra claiming to be 28. It's a miracle that I held my laughter till I left her sight).

The high upgrades have been accurately described here before. 150 for L2/300 for L3. I had already exhausted my hobby funds but those killer brown eyes made me agree to spend 150 for head that was above average. In must admit, her prices are below the standard costs of an escort of her age and looks that would require deposit, more risk, hotel, and a longer verification.

That being said, It's all subjective and I got different needs and wants from the kind gentlemen (and rare lady poster / lurkers) in here. Some lean more towards the style than the substance. Some prefer the aesthetic and youth over the energy and service. That's cool. I tend to lean to the latter tho. That's why, I left unimpressed with Zara who gave me an expensive L2 and a fart that almost killed the mood. Then again this board hyped her only second to Audrey as the CLM MVP. Again, this is my biased review and I got my own tastes. If you want decent service from a young beautiful girl that probably costs half of your Christmas gift budget, than she might be perfect for you. (160/220 door fee +150/300 HE).

[Jinurso]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

Chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[TJGeek]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

All you need to know:

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/

Do your homework on this forum.

Each girl has her own levels of services and fees.

Pictures tend to be fake.

Check out Jinurso's reports.

[Casual007]

Good Evening Gents, I have been trying to find CLM and did not even manage to find a spec of information. If anyone could kindly PM me on how to contact them I would be grateful! I will post a review of the girl I see afterwards.

[Casual007]

Good Evening Gents, this is my first post here and would like to ask if anyone could PM me where or how to contact CLM? I have been trying to find it, but could not through keywords. If anyone can help I would be thankful. I will try my best to report on the girl after I see her.

[JohnnyJon]

Any recommended places for MSOG? I always feel like I am just wasting money because I release so quickly. Would love to know who provides at CLM or any of the chicago avenue or grand parlors. Also, how do you approach the topic? PMs are fine with me. Looking for any advice and hope to find some good providers. Thanks everyone!

And just ask. Some are willing and some are not. Just have to use your brain when negotiating (set yourself up for success). I found success asking from the start. If you're too chicken, ask on the way out. Something like "hey next time, can I. ?

[Fit312]

Hey guys who has noticed the new spa right next to the Congressman 's office / future mayoral candidate HQ?

I stopped in and saw an older petite woman who was busy. No English, but got a heavy FS vibe from her. $50/60.

[Fit312]

Any recent update on their current line up?

Had a typical older petite woman named Kelly, but I bailed.

[JamesTChicago]

Any recommended places for MSOG? I always feel like I am just wasting money because I release so quickly. Would love to know who provides at CLM or any of the chicago avenue or grand parlors. Also, how do you approach the topic? PMs are fine with me. Looking for any advice and hope to find some good providers. Thanks everyone!

[Ratso100]

I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.

I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.

Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.

And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.

I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.

I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.

Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.

Barney.

Yup same here. I was watching wwe with my kids and even before the show ended, they were broadcasting the ads like it was the Epstein case. Fuck out of here with that BS. My kid even said he was scared for the ladies because they were slaves like the movie "Taken" I tried to explain to him that's not how human trafficking works and usually the real victims get ignored by the authorities because they are not "worthy "or" "attractive " victims compared to Asian ladies that don't speak English and can't clear the air on why they work as SW. Unfortunately, I think I caused more confusion.

Don't want to get political but since seemingly the higher crime rates are up during election season, this is good strategic PR by LE depts. It provides emotional comfort with out stirring the pot on how to solve violent crime. It's an issue that panders to both conservatives and liberals without any major backlash. Meanwhile it ignores systematic issues that go beyond the debate of legalized sex work and immigration. Sad thing is, I don't expect nothing to change anytime sooner for the workers, clients, and worst of all the real victims of human trafficking.

[Shorty58]

I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.

I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.

Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.

And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.

I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.

I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.

Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.

Barney.

November is "sweeps" (ratings) month. Save the hot news til it counts.

[Barney]

Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.

I saw the same news cast. Pissed me off. I've been to alot of massage parlors over the years. Never once saw what I thought was human trafficing.

I saw women that might not have a green card. Hard to get a job without. No real job skill, basic education, not speak English. So how are they to make it in life? As you know they are nor all young hotties but provide a service. No victims.

Its all about money. Un-reported money. Its almost all cash. They bust a place and then tell the MT they will deport her unless she rolls over on her boss. Most are not citizens and could be deported for prostitution. I am sure the police tell them that. Hey, they just spent their life saving to get here.

And then they show a kitchen in the place. Duh, alot of places have a break room. These women work 12 hours or more sometimes. Nothing like home cooking. Oh ya, they might live there. Well motels cost money, they might not have car or drive, work for cash and have no credit score to rent apartment.

I known MT that are locals. Have apartments. Come on, this nothing new. Oldest profession. Weed and gambling are legal. Legalize HJs.

I could say more, but hopefully you get my point.

Its election time. They all want to be re-elected.

Barney.

[DMichaels69]

One was the sewage smelling apple massage. Good that's gone. Sun Massage vacated a month or so ago.

Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.

[Need It Bad]

Fox 32 aired a news report this morning about raids on three parlors (Apple Massage, Sun Massage, and Massage Lilly) in Aurora. Based on the video timestamp of one of the raids, it occurred on July 27,2022. I am assuming that all three raids occurred on the same day. Raids were based on tips from the public and from confidential informants. In each instance, an undercover went in and then gave the signal. Raids were conducted by local police in conjunction with homeland security looking for human trafficking. No human trafficking was found in any of these instances. One masseuse was arrested at each location and charged with misdemeanor prostitution. (They were arrested because they were not victims of human trafficking. Could this give women an incentive to claim that they are victims of human trafficking?) The raids appear to have taken place during the daytime, not at night. No mention of any customers present at any of the locations. These raids took place during the same month as the Red Lantern raid. I wonder why fox 32 waited until November to air the story.